RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Stro]

Gonna need some TLDR breakdowns. Is Atra dating femAtra yet? Is Rahx still dry dicked? 

Feels good being in a relationship, even the rocky parts aren't terrible. Bless up. Wish I had more free time to chill here with my brehs.

Dump that bitch and hang with your bros 

[TVC15]

For real. You’re one of the GOAT posters, PD.  You’re wasted on pussy.

[Raist]

The fuck is an otter?

[Raist]

If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

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Ha ha, LOL, no: you're wrong. It's not white knighting, it's common courtesy not to corner someone in their place of work and make them uncomfortable.

There's obviously a right and a wrong way to do it.

What's the alternative, wait outside till they're done with their shift? I'm sure that would go down well too.

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[Kara]

Combining step 2 (the date hypetrain) and step 6 (femme atra shitposting) in the Atra Cycle is original, yes, but

With the self-criticism that it's easy to judge someone reprogramming themselves after years of being brainwashed by people with imaginary friends, I love that the Cycle (TM) has endured the Bore's First Great Awakening. We're even getting what I believe to be Possum Girl posts again.

[Atramental]

[redacted]/possum girl and I are good platonic friends now. 

Also, I now believe she has two baby possums she’s currently rehabilitating.

[skullstorm]

[redacted]/possum girl and I are good platonic friends now. 

Also, I now believe she has two baby possums she’s currently rehabilitating.

PICTURES!!!

[Atramental]

[redacted]/possum girl and I are good platonic friends now. 

Also, I now believe she has two baby possums she’s currently rehabilitating.

PICTURES!!!

https://imgur.com/a/IFW71JV

[BisMarckie]

This was your chance to sneak in a dick pic.

[Huff]

Also was t sure if that meant she was preggo with your babies

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I now get irritated seeing people talk about having sex with girls in this thread. This thread should now exist for the sole purpose of Atramental’s adventures with other dudes

[skullstorm]

Baby possums 

[nudemacusers]

I now get irritated seeing people talk about having sex with girls in this thread. This thread should now exist for the sole purpose of Atramental’s adventures with other dudes

Pussy 

Bussy 

[Mr Gilhaney]

i always knew you were a bit gay atra. the little time it takes for you to like my instagram posts is an easy giveaway, that you want my boy pussy.

[TVC15]

btw, I’ll chip in five hundy for video of Atra getting his cherry popped.

[chronovore]

I have no clue how to react to this page

Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"

I feel like I should be asking to see some manager somewhere...

The phrase would be "MODS HELP" except the mods are cheering from the bleachers.

[CatsCatsCats]

^ same

[Stro]

Pfft like any normie got your wicked tongue. If I was that girl I'd be every time you finish a sentence

The Boreans who've met me irl can attest to the fact that I'm a much better writer than I am a speaker, but thanks.

thats funny i think im the exact opposite... ive gotten compliments like "you put that very nicely" and "you have a way with words" irl but online i sound like a fucking imbecile (Image removed from quote.)

One could say you sound like a...dufus.



 

[shosta]

atra, are you acid tripping yet or nah

[Atramental]

The weather and a bunch of other shit has been throwing plans astray.

But there’s a rave coming up soon this Saturday that a lot of people that I know are going to so... we’ll see where that goes.

[Oblivion]

Went to an E3 after party and met this smoking hot, punk rocker chick with huge tits. Things were going well, until she mentioned she was living with her "partner".

What the hell is a "partner"? I thought that referred to one's significant other, if they're the same sex/gender. But she also mentioned it was a guy, so I'm confused.

Anyway, the point is I didn't get laid, and thus marks an appropriate end for the most disappointing E3 in living memory.

[Raist]

Some people use "partner" instead of SO - regardless of their sexual orientation.

Or he was her actual "partner", and you avoided getting drugged and waking up in a parking lot with a missing kidney.

[team filler]

she meant like partner like howdy pardner 🤠

[Kara]

Maybe she meant partner like limited partner.

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You're telling on yourself if you act like opposite gender relationships using partner as a category is some oddity.

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[Atramental]

Gonna be doing molly AND lucy at the rave.

Will report back later lol... 

[nachobro]

it means she's an annoying person not worth dealing with

[I'm a Puppy!]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised to see a post "Hi guys, this is Possum girl, sadly Atra decided to fight a group of mountain lions with a possum, and well, he's dead. Just wanted to let you know."

[BisMarckie]

If that is what it takes in his quest for dick.

[shosta]

is it that time of the week where riotous starts a fight with a random person for no reason

[BisMarckie]

is it that time of the week where riotous starts a fight with a random person for no reason

Probably will be talking about his dick again.   

[I'm a Puppy!]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised to see a post "Hi guys, this is Possum girl, sadly Atra decided to fight a group of mountain lions with a possum, and well, he's dead. Just wanted to let you know."

You sound like the brainwashed Christians I knew in high school afraid of pot.

What would your toast say?

[Atramental]

Yeah, this isn’t like super insane shit tbh. 

There’s of course people that abuse acid and MDMA but I and my group of friends are no where near that level.

I’ve done my research, I get my shit tested, I know what to look out for/avoid etc and so do my friends. Who are all high functioning, intelligent people (some with very good jobs).

[Kara]

Jon Snow wasn't on insane shit when he stabbed Dany either. Look where he ended up!

[CatsCatsCats]

Naw just expect Puppy to post in a year or so when he starts doing the same drugs 

[I'm a Puppy!]

[BisMarckie]

I am not a drug person either, but I can see how they can help people deal with anxiety or just to have some fun.

I will still judge you of course, but silently.

[shosta]

his daughter's in college, there's no one he has to be responsible for anymore

[shosta]

[Oblivion]

Maybe she meant partner like limited partner.

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You're telling on yourself if you act like opposite gender relationships using partner as a category is some oddity.

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To be clear, I didn't mean to imply that it's a bad thing or anything negative.  Just thought it was confusing cause I never heard it used in that case before.

[Kara]

Maybe she meant partner like limited partner.

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You're telling on yourself if you act like opposite gender relationships using partner as a category is some oddity.

[close]

To be clear, I didn't mean to imply that it's a bad thing or anything negative.  Just thought it was confusing cause I never heard it used in that case before.

I just read it as you being sheltered, not that you had some weird hangup. I've heard that for 6+ years, and not in super woke circles either.

[Rahxephon91]

Are any of you into cuckold stuff?

[toku]

I don't think they call it that.

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[Rahxephon91]

It auto corrected c u c k o l d to that.

[team filler]

find a BBC bull 

[toku]

Be safe and know yourself RahX. Like really know what you want breh before you go chasing waterfalls. Bless up. Godspeed.

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah it's probably not a good idea and not something I'd like in the end. It's also probably tied to my insecurities. I'm not sure whats wrong with me. It's pretty much just in my head that my girlfriend is'nt satisfied. I think maybe she'd enjoy someone else who can actually climax for her and/give her the creampie stuff she's talked about. I'm unsure if I'm actually as take charge and rough as she'd like me to be. And yes obviously my size. She says everything is fine, but the voice in my head says it's because she has nothing to compare it too.   

But I also haven't really been able to explore my sexuality before and what I like. And cuckolding is somewhat interesting, if only because it's something I think is probably bad and shouldn't do and that's oddly interesting.

But it's probably not something I should do as well it wold just feed into my insercuties and probably most of my interests is because it would give me ammo for my self sabotage.

Well other then that things seem ok.

[shosta]

Rahx, if you're feeling insecure: let me be the one to fuck your girlfriend. This is a formal application. I will treat both of you right and my dick size is already publicized here. Money back guaranteed.

[Raist]

Ah, teens and their raging hormones. How endearing.

[nudemacusers]

Is a bisensual liberal really the right person for this job? You’re likely to end up putting on a show for your gf. 

[Huff]

Having someone else fuck your girl really seems like a great way to help your self esteem issues

[Raist]

If it's four porn stars with massive cocks simultaneously, maybe it could help tho.

[Atramental]

After being someone who used to be super down on themselves about their sex appeal & sexual abilities all I can say is that “self doubt/sabotage/dislike” is what’s ultimately unattractive.

[team filler]

I agree, never doubt yourself and how much you will enjoy seeing your slutty girlfriend get destroyed by BBC 

[TVC15]

Unban Assimilate, but only allow him to post in this thread. I want to see what advice he’d have for rahx.

[shosta]

I think I speak for everyone when I say that we all want to help with your relationship. One at a time.

[nudemacusers]

After being someone who used to be super down on themselves about their sex appeal & sexual abilities all I can say is that “self doubt/sabotage/dislike” is what’s ultimately unattractive.

Your journey isn’t done yet don’t be doling out insight until you smoke at least 3 poles

[TVC15]

After being someone who used to be super down on themselves about their sex appeal & sexual abilities all I can say is that “self doubt/sabotage/dislike” is what’s ultimately unattractive.

Your journey isn’t done yet don’t be doling out insight until you smoke at least 3 poles

BBC poles. I suggest watching one of the classic “Blacks on Boys” series before you party to get yourself pumped up.

[team filler]

atra hasn't even been spitroasted yet  and he's outchea giving advice