RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Clockwork5]

Talking politics is fine, we are both Bernie supporters for better or worse, but what I was doing was more akin to drunkenly shitposting memes at the dinner table in front of her guests.

[shosta]

Your 9-iron probably helped

[team filler]

Daddy's girl 

[CatsCatsCats]

Quarantine is bringing us closer again

[team filler]

Your 9-iron probably helped

It didn't hurt;  eventually.

[thisismyusername]

Well, at least the person I went on a date with is honest. "Yeah, I don't think I can get around your disability. I'm sorry."

I dunno why I try with people. It's like this no matter what I do.

[shosta]

What's your disability?

[VomKriege]

What's your disability?

Tourette syndrom at the mention of Hillary.

[thisismyusername]

What's your disability?

I already told you it in a PM. Like a year ago.

Edit: Top of the page -- Don't worry about it. I face this sort of shit daily, but it still stings.

[toku]

 

[team filler]

love you timu, fuck these ho's 

[thisismyusername]

I appreciate that, but:



I knew opening an account on Grin-"No Fats, No Femmes, No Blacks"-dr was gonna be trying. But it still hurts everytime it happens. I thought the date went well, but in retrospective I can definitely see the discomfort.

I mean the gay community has a real bad able-bodied (and white race) problem in regards to desires. So I'm playing on Super Dark Souls Hard Mode when it comes to sex and relationships, but it sucks everytime.

I'm not saying this person is that way (Able-bodied only) they stuck out the date (when I gave them an out on their surprise/assumptions being wrong out of the gate: "You don't have to stick around. You can leave if you want..." "I already ordered my food, so..." [You could just change it to go...?]). So they're a good person. They were very nice, and at least they were upfront and honest about it when they said they'd follow up with me when the date was over. So I appreciate them being honest. I'm just hurt/crying a little because this is something I face even in non-relationships/job interviews and the like when the disability pops-up/questions things and it sucks.

[Atramental]

https://imgur.com/a/xJjEWEM

Apocalypse & Chill   

Context: I’m inviting possum girl back to muh neighborhood since everything in my small city has closed down. 

[Atramental]

You're gonna catch the coronavirus and she still gonna go back to the junkie. What is you doing, baby?

Desperate times make us do desperate things. 

[james]

Gfs flight is at 740am

Running out of time here guys

Trump please close the skies

[CatsCatsCats]

James, your quarantine partner is you, love em

[james]

James, your quarantine partner is you, love em

Im going to die of the rona alone

[remy]

Gfs flight is at 740am

Running out of time here guys

Trump please close the skies

if your high flying life on the stonk market couldn't save it, sorry breh it's over

time for hit the gym

[james]

Gfs flight is at 740am

Running out of time here guys

Trump please close the skies

if your high flying life on the stonk market couldn't save it, sorry breh it's over

time for hit the gym

Well she doesn't know about that. I don't want her to want me for my money.

And my building closed the gym today until the rona is gone

[thisismyusername]

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too. 

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.

[Bebpo]

I held off on dating after recovering from the flu because of all this covid stuff.

But then I saw a meme about how if you want to date a girl now you gotta be ready to be penpals for months first before the sex.


And unironically I thought, hey, that'd actually be really nice to meet someone and just talk to them for now and maybe some facetime and stuff and see if there's a real connection to build up before meeting and fucking.
Because of stuff, been working A LOT right now, but once things calm down a little I think I'm gonna get back active on the dating sites and be straight up in my profile that I'm just looking to talk and make a connection for now given the situation,

will see how it goes. Was hoping to meet someone this year and get married next year or two by 40, but was thinking Covid basically put off dating for 12-18 months so I wouldn't be able to get back into dating until I was almost 40. But maybe not. Maybe it's the best time to find true love 

[toku]

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too. 

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.

PD's a family man man...don't tempt him back into the game.

[thisismyusername]

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too. 

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.

PD's a family man man...don't tempt him back into the game.

I said find ME sites. Not find HIM sites. Besides when the hell did PD use BOYFRIEND experience sites? I thought he was strictly GIRLFRIEND.

[team filler]

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too. 

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.

PD's a family man man...don't tempt him back into the game.

I said find ME sites. Not find HIM sites. Besides when the hell did PD use BOYFRIEND experience sites? I thought he was strictly GIRLFRIEND.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=47140.msg2811272#msg2811272

 

[thisismyusername]

Too bad there is no Uber right now because of Corona-chan.

[james]

She left. Her flight was on time

[toku]

can't run from this healing baby, time to clean that mirror 

[tiesto]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/18/health/dating-during-coronavirus-wellness-trnd/index.html

[VomKriege]

Crowdsourcing an opinion :

Sending a short message to my work crush on LinkedIn (nothing flirty, just sending my thoughts as she's in work stoppage for the lockdown and maybe initiating a conversation) Y/N ?

Coronashit very much a lesson on you only live once, cherish the moment etc.

[shosta]

N

LinkedIn is for professional networking, not for socializing. If you got someones LinkedIn that does not give you the all clear to start interacting with them through it for chit chat. You should have gotten her Instagram or phone number while you had the chance.

[VomKriege]

N

LinkedIn is for professional networking, not for socializing. If you got someones LinkedIn that does not give you the all clear to start interacting with them through it for chit chat. You should have gotten her Instagram or phone number while you had the chance.

Tell that to the fuckers clogging my timeline with tepid Facebook-like shit.

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Yeah, I agree, I think that's a bad idea. Making a move can wait that bars be reopen at least but am curious about opinions.

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[Raist]

LinkedIn is for professional networking

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Hard N for me.

LinkedIn isn't for that stuff.

[james]

GF landed in Vegas and says the flight was all very old people 

[shosta]

She's not your girlfriend, stop shitposting in this thread about her.

[james]

She's not your girlfriend, stop shitposting in this thread about her.

Shes my gf until I say she isnt you little fuck

[VomKriege]

She's not your girlfriend, stop shitposting in this thread about her.

Shes my gf until I say she isnt you little fuck

 

[shosta]

You're pathetic. Go back to gambling on share prices.

[james]

FACT CHECK

While she is gone I am in possession of all her worldly goods and her cats. I have all the power here.

[Ghoul]

FACT CHECK

While she is gone I am in possession of all her worldly goods and her cats. I have all the power here.

She’ll return to the cat eating your corpse

[team filler]

FACT CHECK

While she is gone I am in possession of all her worldly goods and her cats. I have all the power here.

you still own her pussy 

[james]

Shes on her connecting plane, which sits 130, and theres 11 people on board

[Ghoul]

Shes on her connecting plane, which sits 130, and theres 11 people on board

Could have been 12 with you. 

[james]

Shes on her connecting plane, which sits 130, and theres 11 people on board

Could have been 12 with you. 

I dont fly spirit

 

[VomKriege]

In the grand GAFERA tradition, I'll now ignore all convergent advice and message my crush in LinkedIn. 

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Nah you're all right. Would be dumb.

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[VomKriege]

*Someone matched*
*Someone sent you a message*
 

*Get a four paragraph lecture about my two sentences message being all wrong, veganism and how she didn't need my validation because I said I liked her drawn autoportrait, that I need to do better and hopefully this will get through to me*

Lockdown is pretty hard heh ?

Showed it to my ex, she had a good laugh too.

[Stro]

2 weeks from now is going to be a golden age for nudes being sent

[mormapope]

The sweetie and I got a hotel to spend the night. She's poly and her husband and child being at home makes romance and fucking not kosher. I live with family, so a hotel felt both felt goofy and naughty in its own right.

Tons of fucking (rawdog period sex at that too), she has a thing about sucking down cum every orgasm I have. Spent hours dry humping, grinding, fucking, saying we love each other. Never have gotten so many blowjobs in a single night.

Risking Coronavirus for this type of love and sex and passion is worth it. We both love each other intensely and dearly. Not having sore muscles from coronavirus, but from rough fucking instead, is quite pleasant. 

[ToxicAdam]

I bet a lot of people are hitting up old exes or people they previously ghosted. I can’t imagine trying to meet someone new in this reality.

[chronovore]

She left. Her flight was on time

Sounds like it was a little later in the timeline than it should've been.

[bluemax]

I bet a lot of people are hitting up old exes or people they previously ghosted. I can’t imagine trying to meet someone new in this reality.

I admit to hoping that maybe my ex would hit me up during this, but it has been long enough that I doubt that's a reality.

I've been trying to meet someone new but like you said, it is a weird ass time. I matched one person on Tinder, sent a message and got unmatched. Matched 1 on Bumble, and she has sent nothing yet. Matched 1 on Hinge last night and we talked about tacos for like 5 minutes before I tried to get her to tell me what else she was into and she responded with "Italian". She was 22 and apparently came to visit and got stuck, the conversation died after that.

So yeah, not a great time to be single and wanting to get over someone!

[demi]

I disagree. Great time to be single and get over someone - plenty of thick conchitas willing to shove things in their ass for your money online

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah idk been smashn the fuck out my ex while both saying we’re not getting back 🤷‍♀️

[bluemax]

So yeah, not a great time to be single and wanting to get over someone!

Maybe the bright side is you have less reason to feel down about the idea?  Hard to feel rejected when for the most part there is a built in reason for people to not date right now.

Yes, I suppose the bright side is that all the other single people are unable to move forward with their lives as well, so everyone is relatively stalled out. It's just hard to find other distractions or things to invest time into. I suppose I just have to assume everyone is going to be stupid horny whenever we can start going to bars again and use the fact that I've lost weight during all of this to my advantage?

[shosta]

"the bright side is that everyone else is suffering as much as I am" is not really healthy because when things return to normal you'll get back to comparing yourself to them

[bluemax]

Also true

I am still talking to my therapist and reading stuff on how to change my thought processes. I am not giving up on myself.

[Rahxephon91]

Low tier man problems, but how do you feel about other dudes making flirty comments on your so’s Facebook pictures or posts? Like saying she’s hot and whatnot.

[demi]

Yeah they're tryna hit it

[Cheddahz]

def. not the best time to end something because we weren't connecting

[shosta]

Also true

I am still talking to my therapist and reading stuff on how to change my thought processes. I am not giving up on myself.

Shinji, listen to me. From now, on you're on your own... You'll have to make your own decisions; no one can do it for you.