Author Topic: #latestagecapitalism (Read 190592 times)

agrajag · « **Reply #1020 on:** May 22, 2019, 10:02:03 PM »

fascystys

team filler · « **Reply #1021 on:** May 22, 2019, 10:02:31 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1022 on:** May 22, 2019, 10:02:55 PM »

GO RAIDAHS!

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1023 on:** May 22, 2019, 11:14:19 PM »

The good thing about being a moderate socdem is that when the proletarian revolution happens, you are not top priority and can spend some time playing vidya at home before you are sent to the gulag.

team filler · « **Reply #1024 on:** May 22, 2019, 11:22:54 PM »

eat the rich, starting with the butthole

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1025 on:** May 22, 2019, 11:25:21 PM »

Gustav Noske:Rosa Luxemburg was a biaaaaaatch.

Kara · « **Reply #1026 on:** May 23, 2019, 12:26:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/BillionMagazine/status/1131302046970372096

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1027 on:** May 23, 2019, 12:33:57 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #1028 on:** May 23, 2019, 12:58:40 PM »

https://abcnews.go.com/US/connecticut-suspect-makes-deal-turn-15000-facebook-likes/story?id=63217465

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Authorities in Connecticut are asking for the public's help in capturing a suspect who teased police officers online with an unusual deal to turn himself in.

Police in Torrington, Connecticut, said Jose Simms, 29, reached out to the town's lieutenant on Facebook earlier this week, saying he'd turn himself in if a Facebook post with his wanted poster received at least 15,000 likes.

filler, I have an assignment for you

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1029 on:** May 23, 2019, 01:01:50 PM »

Assuming that filler would help the cops.

agrajag · « **Reply #1030 on:** May 23, 2019, 01:42:23 PM »

https://news.clickhole.com/a-sensible-plea-viacom-is-urging-people-writing-erotic-1825122945

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Viacom, which owns the television and film rights to the Ninja Turtles, released a long statement earlier this week calling for more verisimilitude in erotic fan fiction centered around the beloved action franchise, emphasizing that the turtles’ cumbersome shells allow for minimal versatility during sexual encounters. To maintain canonical accuracy in X-rated amateur narratives, Viacom explained that fans must recognize that the turtles’ immense carapaces preclude them from virtually any carnal acts except for gentle doggy-style intercourse and manual stimulation.

“Please remember that the turtles are carrying 120-pound slabs of protective bone on their backs that limit them from performing virtually any agile sexual maneuvers and that, if wielded recklessly, could seriously damage bedroom furniture or their own vital organs, and could even fatally crush their sexual partners,” the statement read, adding that any “Kama Sutra-type stuff” is absolutely out of the question. “It is critical that the turtles are never placed in a position where they’re lying on their backs and their partner is on top, as it would be nearly impossible for them to right themselves afterwards, and they would likely remain there flailing until they starved to death. Further, riding them in a cowboy or reverse-cowboy position would put intense, sustained pressure on the delicate plastron that covers their torsos, which could irreversibly damage their lungs and hearts.”

“If you want to have Michelangelo delicately penetrate a prone Splinter from behind, that would probably be okay, or if you want to have Donatello face-fuck Krang from a standing position, that would be fine, too—so long as there is a foam physical therapy wedge behind his knees to help support his weight. But anything involving Leonardo getting tag-teamed by Bebop and Rocksteady or Raphael 69-ing Hamato Yoshi atop a pile of filthy karategi would be perilous and highly unrealistic, and therefore should not be included in any fan-created sex scenes.”

shosta · « **Reply #1031 on:** May 23, 2019, 02:07:39 PM »

Clickhole but I thought it was real for like a full minute

agrajag · « **Reply #1032 on:** May 23, 2019, 02:12:36 PM »

Quote from: shosta on May 23, 2019, 02:07:39 PM

Clickhole but I thought it was real for like a full minute

me too, welcome to the austy club

Kara · « **Reply #1033 on:** May 24, 2019, 03:22:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1130960778775977984

Tasty · « **Reply #1034 on:** May 24, 2019, 03:30:27 PM »

Amazon the company wasn't around when the rainforest was named.

The Amazon rain forest was around when the Web took off and registering domain names became a thing. The rain forest didn't assert their trademark when they obviously could and should have, and this is the result.

No backsies.

Tasty · « **Reply #1035 on:** May 24, 2019, 03:31:53 PM »

Article title is misleading -- it's not amazon.com ruffling feathers, but the entire .amazon TLD, which is a little more understandable.

Honestly I'm not in favor of any one tech corp controlling an entire TLD... .app and Google are the best possible marriage, but I still wish it were third-party.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1036 on:** May 24, 2019, 03:37:35 PM »

ha, of all the geographical top level domains they're simply the place name, except New Zealand which registered .kiwi instead

team filler · « **Reply #1037 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:31:24 PM »

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This collectable coin made in the US celebrates the 75th anniversary of the Allied victory in WWII and sells for $39.99. Isn’t there a flag missing?

benjipwns · « **Reply #1038 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:38:43 PM »

did they merge Truman and FDR into one Super President?

Stro · « **Reply #1039 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:39:47 PM »

That's Truman wearing FDR's skin

shosta · « **Reply #1040 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:44:31 PM »

not sure if adding this guy to the coin was commensurate to his historical significance

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1041 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:44:56 PM »

Nepalese erasure.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1042 on:** May 24, 2019, 06:52:13 PM »

Quote from: filler on May 24, 2019, 04:31:24 PM

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This collectable coin made in the US celebrates the 75th anniversary of the Allied victory in WWII and sells for $39.99. Isn’t there a flag missing?
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You forgot Poland.

team filler · « **Reply #1043 on:** May 24, 2019, 07:29:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/USArmy/status/1131704927963766785

the comments

United states army twitter account annihilated

shosta · « **Reply #1044 on:** May 24, 2019, 07:38:46 PM »

Quote from: filler on May 24, 2019, 07:29:40 PM

the comments

team filler · « **Reply #1045 on:** May 24, 2019, 08:55:22 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/joebiden/videos/303423893938632/

Tripon · « **Reply #1046 on:** May 25, 2019, 11:11:05 AM »

https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/1132040307384770560

Tasty · « **Reply #1047 on:** May 25, 2019, 01:22:14 PM »

Noah's Ark couldn't handle a little rain

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1048 on:** May 25, 2019, 03:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 25, 2019, 01:22:14 PM

Noah's Ark couldn't handle a little rain

Fake news from the very liberal Associated Press.

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The lawsuit says the road has been rebuilt. The ark was not damaged.

agrajag · « **Reply #1049 on:** May 25, 2019, 03:44:02 PM »

it's not a seaworthy vessel

Stro · « **Reply #1050 on:** May 25, 2019, 04:38:33 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on May 25, 2019, 03:44:02 PM

it's not a seaworthy vessel

Neither is your mom but she still gets plenty of passengers

agrajag · « **Reply #1051 on:** May 25, 2019, 04:56:30 PM »

my mom passed away two months ago you miserable piece of shit

Stro · « **Reply #1052 on:** May 25, 2019, 05:24:40 PM »

Mine passed 2 hours ago

Wanna see some memes

shosta · « **Reply #1053 on:** May 25, 2019, 07:02:45 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #1054 on:** May 26, 2019, 04:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Stro on May 25, 2019, 04:38:33 PM

Quote from: agrajag on May 25, 2019, 03:44:02 PM
it's not a seaworthy vessel

Neither is your mom but she still gets plenty of passengers

team filler · « **Reply #1055 on:** May 26, 2019, 06:44:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/localish/status/1131950145975803905

VomKriege · « **Reply #1056 on:** May 27, 2019, 10:49:47 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 26, 2019, 04:03:16 PM

https://twitter.com/kyork20/status/1131928850642952193

Kills Per Investor ?

Tripon · « **Reply #1057 on:** May 27, 2019, 01:10:55 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 27, 2019, 10:49:47 AM

Quote from: Esch on May 26, 2019, 04:03:16 PM
https://twitter.com/kyork20/status/1131928850642952193

Kills Per Investor ?

Suicides per employee or something like that.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #1058 on:** May 27, 2019, 03:40:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/tackychurches/status/1132942969118613504

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1059 on:** May 27, 2019, 03:43:59 PM »

Adorno selling furniture full time would have been the preferable outcome.

Frankfurt school

agrajag · « **Reply #1060 on:** May 27, 2019, 07:26:18 PM »

oh well, back to peddling flat tummy tea you go

Tripon · « **Reply #1061 on:** May 27, 2019, 08:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 27, 2019, 07:32:19 PM

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1132398183395536898

Yes, just let the homeless live on the golf courses.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1062 on:** May 27, 2019, 09:14:21 PM »

"were"

this never would have happened under Postrel

Tripon · « **Reply #1063 on:** May 27, 2019, 09:45:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/serkantoto/status/1132862328989294592

thetylerrob · « **Reply #1064 on:** May 28, 2019, 09:11:03 AM »

bonus points for calling it

fill

VomKriege · « **Reply #1065 on:** May 28, 2019, 09:18:48 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on May 27, 2019, 09:45:47 PM

https://twitter.com/serkantoto/status/1132862328989294592

In the footsteps of Star Citizen

Kara · « **Reply #1066 on:** May 28, 2019, 05:49:52 PM »

It's a good racket tbh, every cac would get like 15 different European Germanic states with various levels of dubious legitimacy to visit.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1067 on:** May 28, 2019, 06:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 28, 2019, 05:49:52 PM

It's a good racket tbh, every cac would get like 15 different European Germanic states with various levels of dubious legitimacy to visit.

Are you questioning the legitimacy of the Principality of Liechtenstein?

Kara · « **Reply #1068 on:** May 28, 2019, 06:18:02 PM »

tbh the only remaining piece of the Holy Roman Empire is probably more legitimate than die Bundesrepublik.

Nintex · « **Reply #1069 on:** May 28, 2019, 06:51:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/ainsleyoc/status/1133380436091187200

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1070 on:** May 28, 2019, 06:57:15 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 28, 2019, 06:18:02 PM

tbh the only remaining piece of the Holy Roman Empire is probably more legitimate than die Bundesrepublik.

Kara, part of the real old school Reichsbürgerbewegung.

Stro · « **Reply #1071 on:** May 28, 2019, 07:39:23 PM »

Temp workers because they're about to be killed by a shooter they don't know about

Kara · « **Reply #1072 on:** May 28, 2019, 09:52:30 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on May 28, 2019, 06:57:15 PM

Quote from: Kara on May 28, 2019, 06:18:02 PM
tbh the only remaining piece of the Holy Roman Empire is probably more legitimate than die Bundesrepublik.

Kara, part of the real old school Reichsbürgerbewegung.

This is almost as offensive as the time Arvie accused me of being a revisionist.

Kara · « **Reply #1073 on:** May 29, 2019, 03:57:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/turing_police/status/1133409434137387008

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #1074 on:** May 29, 2019, 08:45:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/yiqinfu/status/1133215940936650754

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1075 on:** May 29, 2019, 11:25:17 AM »

PronHub

team filler · « **Reply #1076 on:** May 29, 2019, 12:40:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/1133768269247025152

benjipwns · « **Reply #1077 on:** May 29, 2019, 12:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 29, 2019, 03:57:12 AM

https://twitter.com/turing_police/status/1133409434137387008

what in the fuck am i reading

benjipwns · « **Reply #1078 on:** May 29, 2019, 02:30:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/ellengilmer/status/1133539221468196864

Quote from: https://www.energy.gov/articles/department-energy-authorizes-additional-lng-exports-freeport-lng

Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy.

...

I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1079 on:** May 29, 2019, 02:42:35 PM »

I’m doing my part to spread freedom gas.

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