The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/are-you-ugly.27351/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-could-use-a-hug-but-nobody-i-know-wants-to-hug-me-and-i-feel-sad.27382/

Reset is shaping up into a nice island for misfit toys   

Also jack if you’re truly an anti-Natalist do the right thing and sudoku immediately to make up for your parent’s mistake.

[shosta]

jack may hate everyone but his existence is more than justified every time he puts the smackdown on Hillary haters

[nudemacusers]

Hilary had a child tho 

[nudemacusers]

Don’t worry, I’m covering for you and many others who are unable to spread their seed 

[VomKriege]

It just makes me angry reading it. If you hate humanity so much why don't you find an island and jerk yourself off to death?

Finding baby pic spam annoying != hating humanity.

I mean sure some people go overboard with it, but that's not what the thread is addressing. Having a child is arguably one of the most important things that can happen to someone. If you're so bothered with it... Then curate better your social media accounts or maybe even... Don't go to social media 

How can my network read my very important opinions on politics, worldly matters and anime if you keep spamming about your filthy spawn, half of which may vote Republican or read notorious Nazi outlets like the NYT !
 

[Kurt Russell]

Well look, while I’m in favor of a zero-birth world, I do realize I’m obviously considerably outnumbered there. I’d just ask that people limit their baby photo posts to like 3x a week, maybe 4. Not 4x a day.

Just wait until I have mine. I'm taking multiple pictures of it in this:



I'll even start a special thread. Let's face it - a thread full of my baby picture shitposting will be lightyears ahead of the shit-tier 90s music thread.

[benjipwns]

Hilary had a child tho 

Chelsea's had two

[HardcoreRetro]

*Throws baby face-first in between his collection of the single good WiiU game*

This'll surely get me all the likes.

[Joe Molotov]

Hilary had a child tho 

Chelsea's had two

They're multiplying!

[kingv]

Hilary had a child tho 

Chelsea's had two

Future co-presidents!

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/taraji-shades-ryan-seacrest-to-his-face-on-the-oscars-red-carpet-in-light-of-sexual-misconduct.27326/

Go through this thread and read it beginning to end. The twist is hilarious.

yes she let that toilet seat complexion individual know what was what and well we know it

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5195928/

Funny how this only got a warning and not even for racist remarks.

The guy who responded in kind got banned for a week

[Kurt Russell]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/taraji-shades-ryan-seacrest-to-his-face-on-the-oscars-red-carpet-in-light-of-sexual-misconduct.27326/

Go through this thread and read it beginning to end. The twist is hilarious.

yes she let that toilet seat complexion individual know what was what and well we know it

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5195928/

Funny how this only got a warning and not even for racist remarks.

 - annnnnnd.... "this thread has run it's course"

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/taraji-shades-ryan-seacrest-to-his-face-on-the-oscars-red-carpet-in-light-of-sexual-misconduct.27326/

Go through this thread and read it beginning to end. The twist is hilarious.

yes she let that toilet seat complexion individual know what was what and well we know it

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5195928/

Funny how this only got a warning and not even for racist remarks.

 - annnnnnd.... "this thread has run it's course"

Not because REEEE were wrong, mind you.
No they locked it because she "took it back".

[agrajag]

She took it back 

[Tasty]

Yup, don't know how this isn't completely obvious.

Edit: Well fuck, I guess she didn't mean that?

[Nabbis]

Reeetards should just drop with the pretense and usher in their revolutionary racial subjugation fantasy.

I get it, white people bla bla bla. Just get on with it instead of moaning all the time, it's getting old and boring.

[Assimilate]

A movie about a 17 year old boy going after an older guy won an Oscar during the year Kevin Spacey gets blacklisted for the same thing?

14 =/= 17 you assuredly-ephebophile fuck.

 

fuck all the 17 year old boys you want.

[BisMarckie]

 

They ruined Jack's Kobe thread by bringing up these pesky rape allegations that a mod had to step in.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5203290/

Thank God for BronsonLee

[kingv]

People in that Kone thread defending Kobe even though RE as a whole decided to drag Aziz Ansari for basically a similar type of statement

[FStop7]

Digital Foundry Retro: PS3 Reveal at E3 2005: What was Faked? What was real? (Over an hour long)

 

[Joe Molotov]

Yup, don't know how this isn't completely obvious.

Edit: Well fuck, I guess she didn't mean that?

tfw you get shaded by self-shade 

[D3RANG3D]

Digital Foundry Retro: PS3 Reveal at E3 2005: What was Faked? What was real? (Over an hour long)

 

 

[Tasty]

A movie about a 17 year old boy going after an older guy won an Oscar during the year Kevin Spacey gets blacklisted for the same thing?

14 =/= 17 you assuredly-ephebophile fuck.

 

fuck all the 17 year old boys you want.

MAYBE I WILL

[Tasty]

RE after finding out she wasn't throwing shade at Seacrest in the most subtle way possible

[thisismyusername]

No one should have kids.

Please let the Human Race die. Kthx.

[Tasty]

Eh when the singularity hits we'll all either be wiped out or get robot bodies anyways.

[thisismyusername]

get robot bodies anyways.

That's the idea.

[Transhuman]

RE after finding out she wasn't throwing shade at Seacrest in the most subtle way possible

Honestly, it's pretty racist. People are incapable of seeing her remarks as sincere, all they see is a "stereotypical black woman" trying to stir up drama. They refuse to see her as a professional, or as an empathetic person.

[sphagnum]

Children are awful

[Transhuman]

timu if you get a robot body modelled after Mia Sara in 1988 and I get a robot body modelled after Angelina Jolie in 1996....

 

[samfish]

Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

[Uncle]

They ruined Jack's Kobe thread by bringing up these pesky rape allegations that a mod had to step in.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5203290/

Thank God for BronsonLee

What's that "S1?"  Are they somehow tagging bans now?

"Oh yeah he got an S1 and an S2, that would make this third ban an X1 which means one month"

[Transhuman]

Strike 1?
Probably

[Joe Molotov]

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim Blaming Unit

[samfish]

Oh God we're still only on season 1 of this shit? Why do I even watch this horrible dramedy? They killed off almost all the good characters early on and now it's just as bunch of assholes I don't really care about left.

[ToxicAdam]

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim, Blaming Unit

Works with a comma also.

[kingv]

Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Vince foster saw that shit. That’s why she had him killed.

[thisismyusername]

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim Blaming Unit

But who is the Mariska Hargitay of this?

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

Reeetards should just drop with the pretense and usher in their revolutionary racial subjugation fantasy.

I get it, white people bla bla bla. Just get on with it instead of moaning all the time, it's getting old and boring.

They'll start the revolution right around the time they ban guns and weebs have gundams

[zomgee]

Strike 1?
Probably

SEX1

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim Blaming Unit

[samfish]

Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Vince foster saw that shit. That’s why she had him killed.

Exactly. Seth Rogan found out about it years later and was about to blow her cover by telling the Russians, but she had him murdered too.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

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https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

[blaze]

This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

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https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

came to post that. that shit is hilarious. how do these people live in this world?

[HaughtyFrank]

This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

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https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

I like how RE gets mad at the white savior trope even when it's based on a true story.

[Transhuman]

Exactly. Seth Rogan found out about it years later and was about to blow her cover by telling the Russians, but she had him murdered too.

[Momo]

[Stro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sandra-bullock-is-one-of-black-panthers-biggest-fans-because-of-powerful-message-for-her-son.27442/#post-5207822

Huh that's a fascinating post, as he has a wrestling promotion avatar, and the wrestling thread has regularly been unable to separate racist/sexist things said by wrestlers in character on screen and the real life person.

[Momo]

I think that shit HHH said about Booker having nappy hair was legit him being a fuckwad, all the Jack Swagger (or muhammad 'canadian' hassan) borderline border racist is obviously a work.

[nudemacusers]

This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

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https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

Wow a zattmurdock thread where he isn’t the spergiest weirdo there. Impressive.

[benjipwns]

Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Vince foster saw that shit. That’s why she had him killed.

Jeez, this uninformed nonsense will just not go away.

She had Vince Foster killed because they were having an affair. And what do female preying mantis' do to their mates?

I rest my case.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/



Getting heated about ranking Mario characters 

[Stro]

I think that shit HHH said about Booker having nappy hair was legit him being a fuckwad, all the Jack Swagger (or muhammad 'canadian' hassan) borderline border racist is obviously a work.

I don't, because that was the standard "NWA Champ meets black star in the area" angle for Harley and Flair's reigns in the era where HHH was basically cosplaying as Harley/Flair hybrid for 2 years. WCW also did one, also with Harley, with Ron Simmons and Lex Luger where they actually bleeped out I want to say "boy" to make it seem MORE racist by letting people think Harley dropped the n bomb.

[Phoenix Dark]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5208722/

[I'm a Puppy!]

Well look, while I’m in favor of a zero-birth world, I do realize I’m obviously considerably outnumbered there. I’d just ask that people limit their baby photo posts to like 3x a week, maybe 4. Not 4x a day.

But what if they're baby pictures of Hillary Clinton?

[etiolate]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5208722/

Operation Skyhooker

[HardcoreRetro]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/



Getting heated about ranking Mario characters 

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

[BisMarckie]

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

[Tasty]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/



Getting heated about ranking Mario characters 

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

Daisy is a classic example of a chick who is way better when she keeps her mouth shut.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

HI IM DAISY

[close]

[Momo]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/



Getting heated about ranking Mario characters 

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

Daisy is a classic example of a chick who is way better when she keeps her mouth shut.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

HI IM DAISY

[close]

[Spieler1]

This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

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https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

came to post that. that shit is hilarious. how do these people live in this world?

They are really lucky that they haven't ever said anything or supported anything questionable or retrospectively stupid in their lifes, so they can really have the high horse here.
Oh wait, no. I meant they are really lucky, because normal people aren't petty enough to feverishly purity-test their own lifes to forever judge their pathetic existences.