The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY

[Optimus]

They aren't talking about David Cage, but the journalist dropping loaded questions.

Oh he's definitely talking about David Cage too, he's actually defending the journalist being a dick to Cage because Cage committed the ultimate sin of using forbidden subjects in his game.

[counterhit]

In the last 10 minutes, GAF got a whopping 18 posts. SAD!!!

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I've pickpocketed both of these guys in Oblivion.

[Big Kielbasa]

Who the fuck is David Cage anyway?

I believe it's that guy who came up with the idea for Omikron: The Nomad Soul.

[HardcoreRetro]

They aren't talking about David Cage, but the journalist dropping loaded questions.

Oh he's definitely talking about David Cage too, he's actually defending the journalist being a dick to Cage.

I meant that you and daemon seem to be talking about the journalist's loaded questions and not David Cage, but maybe I misread the situation.

[HardcoreRetro]

Who the fuck is David Cage anyway?

I believe it's that guy who came up with the idea for Omikron: The Nomad Soul.

I thought that was David Bowie.

[nachobro]

Who the fuck is David Cage anyway?

[Big Kielbasa]

Sergeant Elias and Juno look so miserable next to him.

[Optimus]

On a serious note, goddammit benji save us, this thread is nothing without you. Certain geniuses royally fucking up shouldn't impede on my entertainment, I officially apologize on behalf of them.

NOW COME BACK.

[Clockwork5]

Who the fuck is David Cage anyway?

He was in Mortal Kombat

[samfish]

Who the fuck is David Cage anyway?

Isn’t he the guy who made that shitty PlayStation 3 game with the girl in the shower or something?

[fistfulofmetal]

if optimus is on your side of an argument you know you've fucked up

[Dennis]

Who the fuck is David Cage anyway?

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More like two souls gone.

[Optimus]

If fistfulofmetal makes a shitpost about my opinion you know I don't give a fuck.

[Great Rumbler]

Who the fuck is David Cage anyway?

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[zepblackstar]

Ellen Page still mad at The last of us taking her "image"

[Raist]

                    <sub>I wish I could be the Green Goblin again
 





                    Fuck I should have taken that Naughty Dog job instead</sub>

[Purple Filth]

Seems like Brad is right, a David Cage game usually fools someone once.

[Purple Filth]

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[daemon]

Something's wrong with you when your title is longer than your average post 

[Rufus]

Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy started out strong. First you try to hide a body, then you play the detective investigating the scene. It looks like it could be a really nice adventure game. Then everything else happens. It's great to laugh at though, so it has redeeming qualities.

[Transhuman]

Isn’t he the guy who made that shitty PlayStation 3 game with the girl in the shower or something?

 

(She's bi)

[Broseidon]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/559684/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/559787/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/560380/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/560517/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/561031/

Dude isn't even responding to people, just talking to himself. Nothing is known about the shooter yet afaik.

[Jenkem]

Go Bots > Transformers

[LurkinMerkin]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/559684/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/559787/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/560380/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/560517/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/561031/

Dude isn't even responding to people, just talking to himself. Nothing is known about the shooter yet afaik.

He’s somewhat not wrong but damn, he’s going off ridiculously hard and, like you say, talking to himself. Almost reads like a very lightly played version of a troll a la rinsfury.

[Raist]

He sounds like Lime redux.

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/559684/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/559787/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/560380/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/560517/

https://www.resetera.com/posts/561031/

Dude isn't even responding to people, just talking to himself. Nothing is known about the shooter yet afaik.

The main thing I used to hate about Gaf was how they would invent narratives for these tragedies and then move on as if nothing had happened when their narratives were blown apart.

[Shakin Stevens]

Ooof, just got a ban for a 30-years-old copypasta joke

[Dennis]

Nm

[thisismyusername]

Mad Max> The Road Warrior

Nah, son. Nah.

[thisismyusername]

(She's bi)

No she's not.

[fistfulofmetal]

My problem with this whole David Cage thing is that he's such a hack that he can't even explain why he chooses to use certain things for storytelling. Even if he was to simply say "because I want to" that would at least be an answer. Instead he gets so self defensive and indignant because his artistic merrit is being challenged. No dude, if you see yourself as an artist you should be prepared to defend your artistic choices. Nobody is telling him he can't put domestic violence in his game. No "SJ W's are trying to bar him from doing that. They're simply critiquing his usage and forcing him to examine why he makes the choices he did.

And he can't because he's a hack and he continually gets exposed as such.

Fucking Yoko Taro doesn't beat around the bush. Someone asks why he puts butts in his game and he gives a straight answer, and he's at least twice the story teller David Cage is and Taro is just a giant weeb.

[CatsCatsCats]

I think maybe it’s squirrel girl and that’s a tail?

[HardcoreRetro]

It's the new Squirrel Girl.

[agrajag]

On a serious note, goddammit benji save us, this thread is nothing without you. Certain geniuses royally fucking up shouldn't impede on my entertainment, I officially apologize on behalf of them.

NOW COME BACK.

Benji come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Benji come back, you can blame it all on Reeee
Cindi was wrong, and this thread ain't shit without you

[thehunter116]

Go Bots > Transformers

  

[etiolate]

"someone in a skirt taking a massive standing dump" is pretty apt description of comic book trends

[fistfulofmetal]

I think maybe it’s squirrel girl and that’s a tail?

yeah its from an issue of Squirrel Girl from a few months back. She's doing the heavy metal horns with lightning in the background. The conceit of the issue is that she's using hand symbols to represent binary. I forgot the details but here: https://io9.gizmodo.com/squirrel-girl-shows-us-computer-science-can-be-extremel-1785799450

[agrajag]

Go Bots > Transformers

  

I grew up in Soviet Russia and they only showed the Poverty Bots cartoon, so I grew up with them and love them.

[CatsCatsCats]

I bet you guys are scaring benji away with your deification of him, don’t put the pwns on a pedestal

[agrajag]

I bet you guys are scaring benji away with your deification of him, don’t put the pwns on a pedestal

Meh, our posts have no bearing on him coming back or not. He's soured on the forum and I think he needs time to figure some things out. Take your time Benji, we'll be right here waiting 

[curly]

manga>>>western comics

naruto>>>>>>>>marvel

[Clockwork5]

I would sacrifice my account here if it meant your friend benji came back.

[agrajag]

I would sacrifice my account here if it meant your friend benji came back.

 

[thehunter116]

Go Bots > Transformers

  

I grew up in Soviet Russia and they only showed the Poverty Bots cartoon, so I grew up with them and love them.

Next you'll say Megablocks > Lego
Wait what happened to Benji?

[agrajag]

Go Bots > Transformers

  

I grew up in Soviet Russia and they only showed the Poverty Bots cartoon, so I grew up with them and love them.

Next you'll say Megablocks > Lego
Wait what happened to Benji?

Besada won

And no, Megablocks are shit. I'm not saying Go Bots are > Transformers, btw, just that I wasn't exposed to Transformers in my childhood.

[Clockwork5]

He-Man = GI Joe

[thisismyusername]

I think maybe it’s squirrel girl and that’s a tail?

yeah its from an issue of Squirrel Girl from a few months back. She's doing the heavy metal horns with lightning in the background. The conceit of the issue is that she's using hand symbols to represent binary. I forgot the details but here: https://io9.gizmodo.com/squirrel-girl-shows-us-computer-science-can-be-extremel-1785799450

western comic art style

Nah, that's just Scotti Young's style. There's some good western comic artists out there.

Edit: Not Young's style which is what I knee-jerked on. It's Chabot. Youngs can be hit and miss at times. Rocket Racoon under her style can be kinda nice in a way. (The story being told by Groot being an example), and her Little Marvel Avengers vs X-men run was alright. But I think she did Archie and it was just UGH.

[CurseoftheGods]

there isn’t a forum as shitty, dysfunctional and gossip-worthy as neogaf before it died

I wonder if we will see another thing like it during our lifetimes

[Clockwork5]

there isn’t a forum as shitty, dysfunctional and gossip-worthy as neogaf before it died

I wonder if we will see another thing like it during our lifetimes

Yeah, I don't think we will see too many new forums in the future.

Fucking Millennials.

[Novid]

Mr Cage is the reasons why there will never be a western lead director that will have people buy his games on name recognition alone anymore.
It will not happen until Kotaku, Polygon, IGN and others of their ilk are gone.

[Jenkem]

Wyler's > Kool-Aid

[nudemacusers]

there isn’t a forum as shitty, dysfunctional and gossip-worthy as neogaf before it died

I wonder if we will see another thing like it during our lifetimes

http://www.cynicalclosetedgamers.ru is a safe bet

[mormapope]

Thai food >>>>> any other food.

[nachobro]

Mr Cage is the reasons why there will never be a western lead director that will have people buy his games on name recognition alone anymore.
It will not happen until Kotaku, Polygon, IGN and others of their ilk are gone.

Sid Meier, Tim Schafer, Ken Levine, Will Wright, Amy Hennig, Todd Howard

[Rufus]

It's Novid. He's a free spirit, let's say.

[nachobro]

Did I just involve myself in another forum ARG by replying to him?

[thehunter116]

Beast Wars >> all other Transformers.

[Leadbelly]

there isn’t a forum as shitty, dysfunctional and gossip-worthy as neogaf before it died

I wonder if we will see another thing like it during our lifetimes

The weird thing is, I was telling people to fuck off and everything when I was a junior and didn't get banned. So weird watching the place evolve.

[Transhuman]

Something is different about this thread but I can't put my finger on it.

[team filler]

Something is different about this thread but I can't put my finger on it.