Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 318968 times)

Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 04:27:44 PM
what were stonks like in the dinosaur day? did the stonks crash when the asteroid hit

Yes, but it was a good day for fossil fuel.

I used to be friends on fb with this australian bloke who was convinced the global elites were trying to force us all to the coastal areas so a giant tsunami could wipe us out. supposedly to make more oil

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3913 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:25:55 PM »

your chapo clubhouse, not coping well

benjipwns · « **Reply #3914 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:07:14 AM »

https://twitter.com/MaraGay/status/1237832854991765504

Momo · « **Reply #3915 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:16:20 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 12, 2020, 01:07:14 AM

https://twitter.com/MaraGay/status/1237832854991765504

how predictable

Momo · « **Reply #3916 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:21:06 AM »

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1237850725482262528

of course he's a nintenyearold

shosta · « **Reply #3917 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:28:56 AM »

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1237785350572929026

I have some bad news.

EchoRin · « **Reply #3918 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:44:20 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 12, 2020, 01:07:14 AM

https://twitter.com/MaraGay/status/1237832854991765504

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“You’re a great example of why we need to end Affirmative Action,” someone named Jim B. wrote me in an email this weekend. “Get a job scrubbing floors. It’s the only thing you’re good for.”

On Twitter, it was about the same. “Keep thinking that your important. Lol … your a nobody … you fill a seat … only because your Black. that’s the only reason. cause if was based on education or merit, you would be working at Walmart … sometimes the truth hurts … your a lowlife.”

“Is that you using that black girl magic I heard about. You so silly, can’t believe you have a job there. LOL”

One email read simply, “have a banana.”

These are just a few examples of many.

Eh, yeah. She got more than the average inbred Yahoo comment section reply. Not really an appropriate criticism for her mistake.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3919 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:59:50 PM »

these fucking priorities man

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1238199779579949057

Mandark · « **Reply #3920 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:23:23 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 01, 2019, 10:06:34 PM

If I made one of those [political quizzes], it would have a question about college basketball. If you say it's better than the NBA you're racist.

my only good insight

shosta · « **Reply #3921 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:25:56 PM »

That Leadbelly post I quoted in the post after yours was good shit, thank you for indirectly reminding me it exists.

Tripon · « **Reply #3922 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:27:17 PM »

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jim-cramers-epic-rant-the-government-should-suspend-tax-collection-2020-03-12

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For one thing, he said the government, in a move that would have to be considered “radical,” should stop collecting taxes for now. “Everyone owes the government at all times,” he said. “Everyone in this country — individuals, corporations. That has to be suspended right now so they have more money.”

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Cramer also said he fears that several companies in the S&P 500 could go bankrupt within a month due to the economic slowdown caused by the coronavirus outbreak.

“Are we going to sit here and let so many companies go bankrupt because of an illness? I think that is stupid,” he said. “Once we settle that out and stop worrying about money, we can worry about health simultaneously. Right now we can’t do both.”

shosta · « **Reply #3923 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:28:39 PM »

He's right, there's nothing wank dad about what Cramer said today

benjipwns · « **Reply #3924 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:43:21 AM »

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1238244061267533825

Momo · « **Reply #3925 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:55:56 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 13, 2020, 12:43:21 AM

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1238244061267533825

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3926 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:11:12 AM »

BURN MY BREAD

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3927 on:** March 13, 2020, 09:07:29 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 13, 2020, 12:43:21 AM

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1238244061267533825

Dude's as bad at Twitter hot takes as he is at developing video games.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3928 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:37:00 PM »

I thought molymeme was of the opinion all the old people's (>30 years) eggs were dead, what does he want them to do

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3929 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:39:37 PM »

Forza Italia?
I was unaware that the folks at pornhub were huge Berlusconi fans.

Bunga Bunga

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3930 on:** March 13, 2020, 06:27:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/HC_Richardson/status/1237921183917641728

Nintex · « **Reply #3931 on:** March 15, 2020, 03:22:44 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 13, 2020, 02:39:37 PM

Forza Italia?
I was unaware that the folks at pornhub were huge Berlusconi fans.

Bunga Bunga

Surprised?

Adam Curtis

Looking back it is if we've entered an ancient roman tomb all the people praising and singing for their dear leader were killed by a Chinese Bio-Weapon

[close]

The death troll among wank dads will be catastrophic

Tripon · « **Reply #3932 on:** March 15, 2020, 07:26:00 PM »

Should I trust Lyn28807058?

EchoRin · « **Reply #3933 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:31:52 AM »

P, P, P, PETERSON!

Why do I stay subbed to this youtube channel

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #3934 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:34:48 AM »

I was hoping for a new recording were they puppeteer his braindead body.

Stro · « **Reply #3935 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:18:52 AM »

The next Jorp video is gonna look like Palpatine in TROS

BIONIC · « **Reply #3936 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:23:13 AM »

Is Daddy P still in his meat induced coma?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3937 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:26:52 AM »

Oh god his return is gonna set my youtube recs on fire again

Tripon · « **Reply #3938 on:** March 19, 2020, 12:38:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/jeremyscahill/status/1240667248022388737

Momo · « **Reply #3939 on:** March 19, 2020, 05:47:12 PM »

Lol what an idiot. Incredibly sad that better people have to endorse clowns like biden though

team filler · « **Reply #3940 on:** March 19, 2020, 11:53:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1240648567426965504

EchoRin · « **Reply #3941 on:** March 19, 2020, 11:55:39 PM »

I miss Aaron Swartz so much

We lost him way too early.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3942 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:03:13 AM »

FACT CHECK: They went after him for downloading the files using an unsecured network at an university that did not wish to press charges* because he was technically following their terms of service.

*Neither did JSTOR.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3943 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:14:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1240379750566129665

Tripon · « **Reply #3944 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:32:04 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 20, 2020, 12:14:13 AM

https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1240379750566129665

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240840990937812992
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240771535318798337
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240684231606456320
https://twitter.com/nickgillespie/status/1240797345098457088

benjipwns · « **Reply #3945 on:** March 20, 2020, 02:03:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240634989605269504

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240622167747944449

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1239926802363174912

Tripon · « **Reply #3946 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:53:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1116178219487641600

Tripon · « **Reply #3947 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:01:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/tom_usher_/status/1240590251808231424

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3948 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:03:32 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/flkxss/i_never_knew_we_had_such_a_socialist_president/fkzgr27/

Nintex · « **Reply #3949 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:41:36 PM »

who can resist that thumbnail?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3950 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:43:36 PM »

Normal people.

Tripon · « **Reply #3951 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:52:50 PM »

Stro · « **Reply #3952 on:** March 21, 2020, 04:18:36 PM »

Bret asking the questions that need to be asked in these trying times

EchoRin · « **Reply #3953 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:22:50 PM »

Woody Allen, eh?

Filler must love this Mos Def song. 1 cause it's great and 2 because it kinda defends his man OJ to some degree

You can laugh and criticize Michael Jackson if you wanna
Woody Allen molested and married his step-daughter
Same press kicking dirt on Michael's name
Show Woody and Soon-Yi at the playoff game (holding hands)
Sit back and just bug, think about that
Would he get that type of dap if his name was Woody Black?
O.J. found innocent by jury of his peers
And they been fucking with that nicca for the last five years
Is it fair, is it equal, is it just, is it right?

Edit: Ha Take that "word filter" can't get your hands on a youtube name punk.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3954 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM »

IS THE MANAGER HERE

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3955 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM »

virus takes so infectious

cons are blatant sociopaths omg
https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3956 on:** March 21, 2020, 08:14:17 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM

IS THE MANAGER HERE

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

corona-chan goes brrrrr

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3957 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:02:24 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3958 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:28:35 PM »

avoiding the low hanging fruit
I've found possibly a golden take

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/689692099009097729

EchoRin · « **Reply #3959 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:31:22 PM »

hmm... which party was in power during WW1 and WW2?

I'm all for anime (porn or otherwise), but I don't think it's done much to advance Europe other than create weebs.

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 318968 times)