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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3960 on: March 23, 2020, 01:15:47 AM »

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« Reply #3961 on: March 23, 2020, 01:24:40 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3962 on: March 23, 2020, 01:38:02 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3965 on: March 23, 2020, 11:34:56 PM »
ooh piece of candy

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3966 on: March 23, 2020, 11:53:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241807123501084672

I think I posted this once before, but back when I was still in college I had the dream of teaching Enlgish in Japan ("wow you fucking weeb". Yeah I know. I am). A friend was kind enough to invite me to his family's Thanksgiving and I accepted. I was talking to his grandma while the Detroit Lions were getting smoked on live tv (a favorite past time of mine, as I dislike that team out of fun to poke at my buddies).

 I brought up that I was hoping to go to Japan to teach English after school and out of the blue  she goes "well you have to be careful. Those Japanese are sneaky" (I think she also mentioned that some president said that back in WW2 I guess). I was kinda taken aback and merely smiled and said something like, "ah well times change, but I'm a pretty careful person so I think it will be alright."

Lady was like 80 I would have to guess. Never knew there was some kind of stereotype about Japanese people being sneaky.

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Oh and needless to say, all 3 Japanese teaching companies I applied to ended up denying me. Probably cause of my citizenship. Fools. I spent the vast majority of my life in North America. English is more of my first language than my actual mother tongue. Oh well. Your loss.

I'm still bitter  :'( :maf

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3967 on: March 24, 2020, 12:07:29 AM »
wow you fucking weeb.  Also the Japs are sneaky, they'll steal your strawberries when you aren't looking.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3970 on: March 24, 2020, 01:00:00 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3971 on: March 24, 2020, 04:14:21 PM »
Please add this Bill Mitchell guy to the Central Park Trials, Kominbern.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3972 on: March 24, 2020, 04:15:51 PM »
thinking over it

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3973 on: March 24, 2020, 04:20:25 PM »
as a matter of policy I think we should be newsfeeding original BoreTM content rather than widely circulated twitter goofiness

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3974 on: March 24, 2020, 04:21:15 PM »
probably
there has been a few exceptions and should be allowed for the most special of circumstances

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3975 on: March 24, 2020, 04:27:51 PM »
We can pretend that was an etoilet post

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3976 on: March 24, 2020, 04:28:00 PM »
The "Taco Bell is the most mexican thing"

is my favorite newsfeed and that one is definitely from off the site cause one day I went digging into the origin of that.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3977 on: March 24, 2020, 06:03:53 PM »
If it's from off-site, it's gotta be really, really good in order to make the newsfeed.

Or about Taco Bell.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3978 on: March 25, 2020, 06:03:18 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3980 on: March 25, 2020, 11:22:23 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3981 on: March 25, 2020, 01:10:45 PM »
Blob is the other side of the steve bannon thinking he’s genetically superior to Lebron jame coin  :gladbron

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3983 on: March 25, 2020, 04:42:26 PM »
Lady was like 80 I would have to guess. Never knew there was some kind of stereotype about Japanese people being sneaky.

Must have post-WW2 aged grandparents.

Growing up in the 80s everyone knew this sterotype lol

My Grandpa used to comment on "japs" nearly every time I saw him in some fashion.

Well my family is Czech. We don't really think about the Japanese at all. My grandparents (at least 2 are for sure pre WW2) wouldn't even have any real concept of Japanese stereotypes.

Oh sure, plenty of Vietnamese stereotypes cause they are a fairly large minority in the CZ, but yeah.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3984 on: March 25, 2020, 04:46:28 PM »
Sneaky Japs is STILL a trope in American pro wrestling in 2020 :dead

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3985 on: March 25, 2020, 06:44:09 PM »
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« Reply #3986 on: March 25, 2020, 07:31:13 PM »


Saving this for the next time one of you says something positive about this fat nerd because he posted something vaguely leftish.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3988 on: March 25, 2020, 08:53:56 PM »
 :brain Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is bad because it doesn't actually work.

 :brain :brain Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is good because of the placebo effect.

 :brain :brain :brain Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is bad because it takes it away from people who actually need it for other things.

 :brain :brain :brain :brain If the placebo effect is that strong just give people Flintstones vitamins and tell them it's chloroquine.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3990 on: March 25, 2020, 11:13:57 PM »
That's not what people mean when they say to post hog.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3991 on: March 26, 2020, 12:50:14 AM »
Well atleast her group didn't jump in with the death cult

https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1241525063934861312

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3996 on: March 26, 2020, 11:25:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/1243156638586019841

FACT CHECK: If you think the Roman Republic ended due to the Gracchian reforms, which in itself is a pretty galaxy brain take, it was proto-crony capitalism if anything. :bolo

Not to mention that the leges gracchi didn’t have anything to do with UBI
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3997 on: March 27, 2020, 01:41:30 AM »
https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/1243156638586019841

FACT CHECK: If you think the Roman Republic ended due to the Gracchian reforms, which in itself is a pretty galaxy brain take, it was proto-crony capitalism if anything. :bolo

Not to mention that the leges gracchi didn’t have anything to do with UBI

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4001 on: March 27, 2020, 11:24:07 PM »
That Caleb guy has a really punchable face. I saw he retweeted this:
https://twitter.com/mattdizwhitlock/status/1243723521299304448

So I decided to look at what article it might be refering to which I assume is this one:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/health/coronavirus-hospitals-do-not-resuscitate-bn/index.html

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Some other large hospital systems have been discussing issues around do-not-resuscitate orders, The Washington Post reported Wednesday night.
"It's true that there have been discussions abroad about how physicians must prioritize patients -- and it's my understanding that those will still be on a case-by-case basis," Dr. Darria Long Gillespie, senior vice president of clinical strategy at Sharecare and a clinical assistant professor at the University of Tennessee School of Medicine, wrote in an email on Wednesday.

I mean, It appears that what that news blurb said on the guys phone is correct.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4002 on: March 28, 2020, 04:23:41 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4003 on: March 28, 2020, 10:37:09 AM »
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« Reply #4005 on: March 28, 2020, 09:09:31 PM »

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« Reply #4006 on: March 28, 2020, 09:28:55 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4009 on: March 29, 2020, 01:14:37 AM »
I would unironically watch DRUNK JUSTICE WITH JUDGE JEANINE. FOX ARE YOU LISTENING? I AM A LONG TIME VIEWER WHO HAS LEFT YOU AND AM WILLING TO COME BACK!

But all the guests need to be drunk too. :karen

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4011 on: March 29, 2020, 09:41:53 AM »
Is Brianna Wu trans or just a really ugly woman? Haven't really followed #gamergate

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4012 on: March 29, 2020, 09:45:44 AM »
Yes.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4013 on: March 29, 2020, 10:18:03 AM »
Is Brianna Wu trans or just a really ugly woman? Haven't really followed #gamergate

Benji & the Doxxers are convinced it's the former, she vehemently denies it / scrubs it.

She's not super bright either way.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4014 on: March 29, 2020, 10:19:06 AM »
It's both.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4015 on: March 29, 2020, 12:22:24 PM »
She’s FTF trans
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4016 on: March 29, 2020, 06:30:32 PM »
the worst kind. if i fuck an ugly woman, i want her to at least have a dick.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4017 on: March 29, 2020, 10:02:42 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4018 on: March 29, 2020, 10:06:30 PM »
wouldn't trump be the one in charge of shutting things down, controlling information, instituting martial law, and so on
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4019 on: March 29, 2020, 10:08:42 PM »
the light switch :dead