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[Philip Cardgage]

best part of the comic was the inclusion of this dude

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That kid overdosed and died 4 years ago, you insensitive fuck.

[Nintex]

New members.

You ain't slick you remained in that gulag for months. Watched how your fellow members were banned and even called on the mods to ban more people.
"Thank you mods", "Era is so nice!" How many of you degenerates made a post like: "GLAD WE MADE IT!", "WOOOOO NEW PLACE!" or used words like: "Yikes", "Dog", "Yasssss queen"?

LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF YOU, BELIEVE ME

Now the MESSAGE BOARD DREAM IS DEAD


When Era sends their members they're not sending their BEST.
They're sending dumpster divers, drug dealers, furries and some I assume are good people.

But now that you are here. That you have reached the shores of the promised land...

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[Cindi Mayweather]

best part of the comic was the inclusion of this dude

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That kid overdosed and died 4 years ago, you insensitive fuck.

For real?!

[Rufus]

no

[Cindi Mayweather]

New members.

You ain't slick you remained in that gulag for months. Watched how your fellow members were banned and even called on the mods to ban more people.
"Thank you mods", "Era is so nice!" How many of you degenerates made a post like: "GLAD WE MADE IT!", "WOOOOO NEW PLACE!" or used words like: "Yikes", "Dog", "Yasssss queen"?

LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF YOU, BELIEVE ME

Now the MESSAGE BOARD DREAM IS DEAD


When Era sends their members they're not sending their BEST.
They're sending dumpster divers, drug dealers, furries and some I assume are good people.

But now that you are here. That you have reached the shores of the promised land...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Like, subscribe and ring the bell for more quality content(tm)

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Oof.

[PsychoBee]

no

#notallbees

[Philip Cardgage]

best part of the comic was the inclusion of this dude

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That kid overdosed and died 4 years ago, you insensitive fuck.

For real?!

No lol.

[Cindi Mayweather]

best part of the comic was the inclusion of this dude

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That kid overdosed and died 4 years ago, you insensitive fuck.

For real?!

No lol.

Oh. That's good.

[nachobro]

Creating a separate thread will literally boil down to every post amounting to “Oh God this shit sucks” and amount to nothing but further moderation.

The constructive thing to do is reach out to devs and inform them of the issue. The Reddit thread itself will no doubt already be picked up.

Please criticize EA on reddit, thx

I assume he's talking about the new Anthem Fuckup and if so goddamn what a dope. I can defend a lot about Anthem but not this, Bioware are stupid as fuck 

But of course known Bioware/EA shill and non-voter shinobi would say not to make a thread

[Drainage]

best part of the comic was the inclusion of this dude

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That kid overdosed and died 4 years ago, you insensitive fuck.

For real?!

No lol.

Oh. That's good.

If he's gonna OD and die he could've at least shown everyone online, the selfish little prick

[PsychoBee]

Wait there's a new anthem fuck up?

what did they do, I took a break from it jfc

[Uncle]

That Anthem fuckup is incredible what the fuck 

Wait there's a new anthem fuck up?

what did they do, I took a break from it jfc

All weapons deal about the same amount of damage, the starting rifle is possibly the best weapon in the game

[Rufus]

It's locking up consoles and EA/Bioware asked for help tracking the issue down.

[marrec]

Wait there's a new anthem fuck up?

what did they do, I took a break from it jfc

They scale enemy HP according to gear, so that damage is relatively flat from beginning to end.

[Philip Cardgage]

How do you fuck up THAT bad?

Its like making a Tetris game where it doesn't matter if the pieces fit or not.

[nachobro]

Wait there's a new anthem fuck up?

what did they do, I took a break from it jfc

Not sure if its that the weapon scaling is broken or the way that the enemies scale based on your gear is broken but the end result is that the default level 1 rifle and abilities you get at the start are the most powerful weapons in the game

[Philip Cardgage]

https://gfycat.com/somespiffylhasaapso

https://gfycat.com/complexajararabianoryx

[Rufus]

Oh shit, I'm out of the loop.

So, between this and loot just generally being shit, it looks very much like they decided at the very last second to even have a loot system.

[nachobro]

at this point i'm just gonna finish the story and then move on to division til they fix the game no point in even doing the dungeons

[PsychoBee]

They scale enemy HP according to gear, so that damage is relatively flat from beginning to end.

All weapons deal about the same amount of damage, the starting rifle is possibly the best weapon in the game

Not sure if its that the weapon scaling is broken or the way that the enemies scale based on your gear is broken but the end result is that the default level 1 rifle and abilities you get at the start are the most powerful weapons in the game

h o l y. s h i t.

[marrec]

https://gfycat.com/somespiffylhasaapso

https://gfycat.com/complexajararabianoryx

Looking at these gifs, it doesn't look like HP scaling and more like they're actually just lying about the numbers that fly up after a shot lmao

[Cauliflower Of Love]

if Kirblar doesn’t think non-Zionist criticism of Israel is inherently antisemitic, his personal Overton window where it isn’t is so narrow that it might as well not exist

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's locking up consoles and EA/Bioware asked for help tracking the issue down.

I couldn't really give a fuck about anthem and era is the last possible place on earth you want to shit talk it outside of fuck, I dont know, the comments section on shinobis blog, but that "ANTHEM IS BRICKING CONSOLES!" headline from kotaku was fucking weak sauce, because it was literally one dude on reddit who said it had irrecoverably hard locked their PS4, and in todays era of every fucking minor gripe in your life being signal boosted on twitter if it was actually bricking consoleS literally everyone would know and thered already be a class action lawsuit being prepped

[agrajag]

Wait wait, we can make it EVEN WORSE:


 

Actual reaction

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wasn't their podcast called "So Well Spoken?" I can't imagine anyone telling them that.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

You don't say?

After significant fact-finding and discussion, we think 'Rape Day' poses unknown costs and risks and therefore won't be on Steam.

And I don't care about the context, this shit should not be here and it shouldn't take this much effort to get rid of it.

We respect developers’ desire to express themselves, and the purpose of Steam is to help developers find an audience, but this developer has chosen content matter and a way of representing it that makes it very difficult for us to help them do that.

Why dance around it like this? Why not outright condemn them for making disgusting content and say it loudly "this shit will not be tolerated"?

God damn it, Valve.

Because games can be a form of artistic expression as well as a commercial product, and it is inherently harmful to the medium to issue blanket bans on tone or content without any concept of nuance or examination of the particular work in question, you fucking idiot.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/on-youtube-what-can-i-do-to-stop-prageru-from-showing-up-in-ads.103760/



I laugh but yesterday YouTube queued in my feed a 46mn "ad" about Jesus (most pivotal moment in history, verbatim) and the shroud of Turin. I guess it was some sort of infomercial documentary about the historicity of Jesus the son of God / Christian recruitment.

I guess YouTube ad space doesn't sell at TV price but still it must cost a pretty penny for them. Made it all the more satisfying to skip that shit.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wapo-nh-gop-reps-wore-pearl-necklaces-during-gun-violence-victim-testimonies.103783/


The lack of "The pearl necklace the NRA gave the reps" joke is shameful.

[Cream youll cave soon]

Wait wait, we can make it EVEN WORSE:


 

Actual reaction

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wasn't their podcast called "So Well Spoken?" I can't imagine anyone telling them that.

I’ve gotten it a lot

[agrajag]

timestamp when you come on the podcast

[VomKriege]

In my mind, it's better for me to see the ad than an impressionable youth.

I sometimes even click through to deplete their ad dollars/inventory

What a sacrifice.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/on-youtube-what-can-i-do-to-stop-prageru-from-showing-up-in-ads.103760/#post-18584761

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Ahahaha hahahaha holy shit, people on the subway are looking at me like I'm crazy. Bloody hell.

I like how people post this kind of thing, as if they're the only ones who are reading/watching things on their phones.

they so special!

[VomKriege]

Watch a bunch of kids videos to fuck with the algorithm.

[Boredfrom]

Oh shit, I'm out of the loop.

So, between this and loot just generally being shit, it looks very much like they decided at the very last second to even have a loot system.

If I remember correctly, the game code name was Dylan (as Bob Dylan)  at it beginning because they planned it be the greatest shit the company has done... I seriously doubt they were planning making it a loot shooter.

[Uncle]

Oh shit, I'm out of the loop.

So, between this and loot just generally being shit, it looks very much like they decided at the very last second to even have a loot system.

If I remember correctly, the game code name was Dylan (as Bob Dylan)  at it beginning because they planned it be the greatest shit the company has done... I seriously doubt they were planning making it a loot shooter.

[Raist]

Pretty sure their loot RNG is also broken as fuck in another way, which is that weapons can end up with stats that are completely useless.

[Joe Molotov]

https://gfycat.com/somespiffylhasaapso

https://gfycat.com/complexajararabianoryx

Haha, wow. What a complete cluster. Wasn't this game being protected by ERA mods?

[Uncle]

Pretty sure their loot RNG is also broken as fuck in another way, which is that weapons can end up with stats that are completely useless.

Yeah, some of the earlier links explain it, if the stats roll too high it rolls back to 0 or something, and if one stat is 0 it can influence the others to be 0, or just in general have bizarre numbers like a super epic elite gun having 16 damage

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/YrOnlyHope/status/1102760785263104000

 

[Uncle]

That started off as such a Trump tweet

[Raist]

https://gfycat.com/somespiffylhasaapso

https://gfycat.com/complexajararabianoryx

Haha, wow. What a complete cluster. Wasn't this game being protected by ERA mods?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anthem-ot-gaas-effect.99511/page-277#post-18584147

[Uncle]

https://twitter.com/YrOnlyHope/status/1102760785263104000

 

https://twitter.com/samfish/status/1102969614852603904

[Raist]

Pretty sure their loot RNG is also broken as fuck in another way, which is that weapons can end up with stats that are completely useless.

Yeah, some of the earlier links explain it, if the stats roll too high it rolls back to 0 or something, and if one stat is 0 it can influence the others to be 0, or just in general have bizarre numbers like a super epic elite gun having 16 damage

Not just that, there was also some shit with stats increase being applied to irrelevant weapon. Can't remember the specifics, but it was something like, a weapon dealing elemental ice damage having a +15% fire damage.

[Philip Cardgage]

https://gfycat.com/somespiffylhasaapso

https://gfycat.com/complexajararabianoryx

Haha, wow. What a complete cluster. Wasn't this game being protected by ERA mods?

Because it has Anita's golden touch.

[agrajag]

Where is Samfish?

[Joe Molotov]

Must defend Disney's latest manchild epic to prevent incels from owning the libs.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

"Discussion" Forum.

[Joe Molotov]

Never go full Bore.

[Drainage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anthems-damage-numbers-are-an-illusion-and-the-best-weapons-in-the-game-are-lvl-1.103770/

shinobi annihilated

[bork]

https://twitter.com/YrOnlyHope/status/1102760785263104000

 

https://twitter.com/samfish/status/1102969614852603904

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https://twitter.com/86631yt91/status/1102977202352582661

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anthems-damage-numbers-are-an-illusion-and-the-best-weapons-in-the-game-are-lvl-1.103770/

shinobi annihilated

I'd write a more nuanced reply but a lvl 1 shitpost is more effective.

My personal motto.

[Cream youll cave soon]

I never went to BioWare for gameplay and shooting.

I went to them for characters and romance options.

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/YrOnlyHope/status/1102760785263104000

 

https://twitter.com/samfish/status/1102969614852603904

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https://twitter.com/86631yt91/status/1102977202352582661

That last tweet sounded pretty distinguished mentally-challenged, being honest. Samfish tweet is an awesome take that without going full gamergator.

[nachobro]

and the character interactions are some of the best parts of anthem. i do like the magic abilities and flying bits too. i feel like it was worth what i paid but only because it was over 50% off

[Uncle]

That last tweet sounded pretty distinguished mentally-challenged, being honest. Samfish tweet is an awesome take that without going full gamergator.

Yeah samfish is a pretty reasonable dude and not a gamergator at a -

https://twitter.com/samfish/status/1093518806595575808

 

[stufte]

I never went to BioWare for gameplay and shooting.

I went to them for characters and romance options.

So the same reason you come to the bore.

[Boredfrom]

Bork, I will agree that millennials are dumb motherfuckers:

What makes this all even more bizarre was that he was hiding in plain sight.

He showed up holding hands with that boy in a fucking documentary he knew was being filmed. He openly said he slept with boys.

Did he get off on fooling everyone? If he planned all this and was trying to cover his tracks, why be so open about some of the shit you were doing?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/leaving-neverland-hbo-documentary-on-michael-jacksons-alleged-child-sexual-assaults-review-thread-currently-94-on-rotten-tomatoes.102529/page-45#post-18588639

 

Like... he died with half of the world believing he was a freak, he was partially whitewashed after that.

[Uncle]

https://twitter.com/samfish/status/9229201

https://twitter.com/samfish/status/1390429309

[Joe Molotov]

I never went to BioWare for gameplay and shooting.

I went to them for characters and romance options.

I think pretty much everyone did, which is why it's such a disappointment to see them wasting so much time and money on this crap.

[team filler]

Latwinks

[VomKriege]

I would like to raise Cancer awareness but by doing so I would be saying the same thing as the literal Nazis !