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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14580 on: May 04, 2019, 09:32:28 AM »
Just another storefront? They’re actually going with that? It’s obvious it’s bad for the consumer.

So are they saying that to not piss off Epic and lose an “ally” or something? Are they being shills?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14581 on: May 04, 2019, 09:33:28 AM »
Whats EGS and where can I read about the stupidity?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14582 on: May 04, 2019, 09:40:21 AM »
Just another storefront? They’re actually going with that? It’s obvious it’s bad for the consumer.

So are they saying that to not piss off Epic and lose an “ally” or something? Are they being shills?

AFAICS its just a hangover from sweetnicoles dumbshittery and they don't have any pc gamer mods left after they pissed off that entire community.

Whats EGS and where can I read about the stupidity?

Epic Game Store, and go to any literally any thread even tangentially mentioning it and you'll find the same fucking copypasta READ STAFF POSTed

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14583 on: May 04, 2019, 09:48:18 AM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14584 on: May 04, 2019, 09:50:25 AM »
era Pc gamers obviously haven't figured out yet that they need to GET LOUDER and start making hilariously poor analogies to oppressed minorities and use the old DON'T TONE POLICE ME BREH arguments, and if that fails make your font size huge for the second part of your post

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14585 on: May 04, 2019, 09:50:47 AM »
bark bark bark
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Great Rumbler

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14587 on: May 04, 2019, 10:11:40 AM »
3 Days for this?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jeff-fowler-sonic-the-hedgehog-director-you-want-changes-to-the-design-its-going-to-happen.114824/post-20429648


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don't you know how tough it is during crunch time? the code designers at era know all about it.

They crunched overnight to get choose options and colors on a forum!
That performative lip service is just so pathetic, tho.
Especially since what it'd would take for them to actually boycott a product they're interested in, is for it to be covered in anthrax, and even then i'm sure you'd get some Nintendo boys taking one for the team.

If you refuse to buy a product for any reason, you are actually anti-worker and want people to lose their jobs and die in poverty.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14588 on: May 04, 2019, 10:11:57 AM »
being a pc gamer and posting on era :ohyou :point
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14590 on: May 04, 2019, 10:17:23 AM »
Quote from: derp 1
I mean obviously. I think anyone who says no is either ignorant or insane. But how can you be that ignorant when Endgame makes a billion dollars in a fucking weekend?

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I didn't realize that Avatar has the most iconic soundtrack of all time.

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Ah yes, let's compare Avatar to the tentpole theme for the group that spearheads a franchise spanning 22 movies. Excellent.


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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14591 on: May 04, 2019, 10:19:47 AM »
iconic superhero themes:
1) batman tv show
2) spiderman 60s cartoon
3) superman film
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somewhere down in the double maybe triple digits) uhhhh... its kinda familiar... is that halo? Oh, right avengers.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14592 on: May 04, 2019, 10:51:54 AM »
the most iconic song of all time imo


GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14593 on: May 04, 2019, 11:29:04 AM »
As a guy, there are barely any guys I'd like to be friends with because guys are pretty shitty and not that great to be around.

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As a guy, there are barely any guys I'd like to be friends with because guys are pretty shitty and not that great to be around.
True, I wouldn't want to be around you as well.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14594 on: May 04, 2019, 11:53:29 AM »
Microsoft is turning full reset Era https://www.xbox.com/en-au/Legal/Community-Standards.

LMAO get fucked
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Acceptable trash talk includes
Get destroyed. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
That was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. Try again, kid.
Cheap win. Come at me when you can actually drive without running cars off the road.
That sucked. Get good and then come back when your k/d’s over 1.

Going too far looks like
Get <sexual threat>. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
Hey <profanity>, that was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked, trash.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. KYS, kid.
Cheap win. Totally expected from a <racial slur>.
You suck. Get out of my country—maybe they’ll let you back in when your k/d’s over 1.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14595 on: May 04, 2019, 11:59:39 AM »
Hey <DCEU fan> get <stomped on by Captain Marvel>, get out of my country.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14596 on: May 04, 2019, 12:50:11 PM »
Microsoft is turning full reset Era https://www.xbox.com/en-au/Legal/Community-Standards.

LMAO get fucked
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Acceptable trash talk includes
Get destroyed. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
That was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. Try again, kid.
Cheap win. Come at me when you can actually drive without running cars off the road.
That sucked. Get good and then come back when your k/d’s over 1.

Going too far looks like
Get <sexual threat>. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
Hey <profanity>, that was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked, trash.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. KYS, kid.
Cheap win. Totally expected from a <racial slur>.
You suck. Get out of my country—maybe they’ll let you back in when your k/d’s over 1.
Sorry but I will continue to make jokes about people having the skills of a zimbabwean online  :quark

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14597 on: May 04, 2019, 01:06:17 PM »
Vacate the republic and get fornicated royalist provocateur!!  :gun
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Raist

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14598 on: May 04, 2019, 01:27:48 PM »
Microsoft is turning full reset Era https://www.xbox.com/en-au/Legal/Community-Standards.

LMAO get fucked
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Acceptable trash talk includes
Get destroyed. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
That was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. Try again, kid.
Cheap win. Come at me when you can actually drive without running cars off the road.
That sucked. Get good and then come back when your k/d’s over 1.

Going too far looks like
Get <sexual threat>. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
Hey <profanity>, that was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked, trash.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. KYS, kid.
Cheap win. Totally expected from a <racial slur>.
You suck. Get out of my country—maybe they’ll let you back in when your k/d’s over 1.


It's even better if you read the MS approved version with Spencer's voice in your head.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14599 on: May 04, 2019, 01:32:33 PM »
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This is why Ed Boon doesnt get a pass from me. He is a straiaght white male, and a household name. He has the power to prevent this.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/variety-report-netherrealm-studios-allegedly-a-sexist-toxic-workplace.115098/post-20462033

TIL that non straight white male studio leads can't prevent an abusive work environment. Fortunately for Ed Boon he's actually Hispanic

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14600 on: May 04, 2019, 01:39:38 PM »
Slayven, can you sort spell this?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14601 on: May 04, 2019, 01:43:21 PM »
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This is why Ed Boon doesnt get a pass from me. He is a straiaght white male, and a household name. He has the power to prevent this.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/variety-report-netherrealm-studios-allegedly-a-sexist-toxic-workplace.115098/post-20462033

TIL that non straight white male studio leads can't prevent an abusive work environment. Fortunately for Ed Boon he's actually Hispanic

So it's Machismo toxico

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14602 on: May 04, 2019, 02:55:05 PM »
Odelay homes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14603 on: May 04, 2019, 03:11:03 PM »
Moby?

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14604 on: May 04, 2019, 03:22:40 PM »
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My mom usually has a wishlist for holiday gifts, so I'll get something off there, but go rogue and get something else out of blue field.

lee is actually dumb isn't he?

using but in place of or.
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Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14605 on: May 04, 2019, 03:25:19 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-wins-from-public-debate-liars-bullies-and-trolls.115107/#post-20463136

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Another thing worth noting is, by nature, right wingers are often better debaters. They are in the business of peddling bad ideas, so inherently they have to be versed in the craft of packaging and selling those ideas and lying. I've seen a lot of left wing people go into debates thinking that they have the facts on their side and thus will win because they are right, and they get trounced because the right winger ends up running rhetorical circles around them with bad faith arguments. Most of the time they end up letting the right wingers control the pace of the conversation because they keep having to refute nonsense that is matter-of-factly stated. Going "well, actually, if you look at the data and analyze these trends what you said is false" takes much longer time than and is nowhere near as assertive as a simple (false) statement from a right winger.

You guys are such abysmal dumbasses. I hope you are never be in a position of power. Vile son of bitches.

Averon

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14606 on: May 04, 2019, 03:32:06 PM »
I mean, they admit that they can't keep up with dumbasses like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro of all people. So their solution is to mark debate with anyone on the other side as illegitimate and "dangerous." No wonder they like de-platforming so much.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14607 on: May 04, 2019, 03:35:08 PM »
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My mom usually has a wishlist for holiday gifts, so I'll get something off there, but go rogue and get something else out of blue field.

lee is actually dumb isn't he?

using but in place of or.

Blue field?  Does he mean left?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14608 on: May 04, 2019, 03:38:32 PM »
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My mom usually has a wishlist for holiday gifts, so I'll get something off there, but go rogue and get something else out of blue field.

lee is actually dumb isn't he?

using but in place of or.

Blue field?  Does he mean left?

maybe he just doxxed himself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluefield,_West_Virginia
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14609 on: May 04, 2019, 03:46:55 PM »
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Yeah, the actual ability of hanging someone with their own rope in a public debate is something most people just don't have. Obama's "Please proceed, Governor" moment is pretty rare.

NO SHIT YOU FUCK

Maybe that speaks volumes of the political discourse and the political class of you country rather than debating. Debating is an ancient skill.

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wish I never focused so much of my studies in classes like argumentation and debate, persuasion, etc. It just makes discussions 100 times more frustrating dealing with morons because no amount of "skill" in debating can burrow through their thick skulls. Specifically thinking about MAGA hatters

So you guys are just intellectually lazy...

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« Reply #14610 on: May 04, 2019, 03:50:11 PM »
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It just makes discussions 100 times more frustrating dealing with morons because no amount of "skill" in debating can burrow through their thick skulls.

Would that just mean, they aren't the morons, actually?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14611 on: May 04, 2019, 03:56:03 PM »
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ou're not going to change very many of their minds anyway.

Their beliefs is part of their identity.

These people have always existed, they will always exist. The internet has given them a far bigger platform and audience then they ever had in history.

You deplatform to get their toxic ideology out of the public eye, and to deny the grifters who are just in this for profit a way to make a living. Force them to get a real job among real people.

But yes they're under attack, just like progressives are under attack. It's essentially a culture war between two incompatible views. They don't want to debate you or compromise, they want to beat you.

Last person standing wins, and they've got most of the big money behind them.

Maybe the rest of the world is sick of your stupid proxy war?

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14612 on: May 04, 2019, 04:08:00 PM »
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Who you coming at this with a fallcy. Who said do nothing? I said don't let them dictate your terms. Why do you need Ben Sharpio to hold a trans right rally? Why do you need Sam Harris to give a talk on the criminal justice system? Why do you need turning point to register people to vote and talk to them about the issues? They are cancer and a waste of energy spent doing something to help folks.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-wins-from-public-debate-liars-bullies-and-trolls.115107/page-3#post-20466391

WTF ARE YOU SAYING SLAYVEN?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14613 on: May 04, 2019, 04:12:13 PM »

Stro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14614 on: May 04, 2019, 04:27:35 PM »
I was going to say "I bet slayven can't even spell fallacy" and I just looked up and he actually can't :dead

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14615 on: May 04, 2019, 04:33:04 PM »
Fal‘Cie

#Bore mods <3 :american

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14616 on: May 04, 2019, 04:47:17 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-get-your-salary-doubled-for-a-year-but-have-to-live-as-the-opposite-sex-during-that-time-would-you-do-it.115150/

This thread will just be a fun time for everyone.

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"opposite gender", thread being entirely about sex
consider your language

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clothedmacuser

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14617 on: May 04, 2019, 05:13:42 PM »
I'm too dumb to debate so we should ban it.

I feel that relates with the belief that, "some people might not understand this book/movie so we should ban it."
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14618 on: May 04, 2019, 05:26:41 PM »
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/yu-tung-lo-sentenced-to-21-years-in-prison-for-lying-about-rape-to-get-her-boyfriend-killed.1479601/#post-254167885

Wow the new Gaf users are really stupid.
How do you plan a killing but not use one of the half a dozen popular messaging apps that use encryption and allow for the option of wiping clean your messages? If ISIS members can plan mass murder attacks safely, there really is no excuse for your average run of the mill psychopath tbh.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14619 on: May 04, 2019, 05:48:07 PM »


Is eggs reference to no avatar = troll?

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Stro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14620 on: May 04, 2019, 05:57:17 PM »
Oh cool RE finally has their own meme

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14621 on: May 04, 2019, 05:58:04 PM »
I think it's a reference to women's reproductive eggs.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14622 on: May 04, 2019, 06:04:34 PM »
Default Avatar on Twitter. Implication being that they're throw-away accounts used to troll.

Drainage

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« Reply #14623 on: May 04, 2019, 06:05:34 PM »
Eggs are fleeing reee in droves

Stro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14624 on: May 04, 2019, 06:13:33 PM »
It's really a peak into how paranoid and weird they are that they have their own name for trolls because they think there are so many on the board

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14625 on: May 04, 2019, 06:14:36 PM »
I think that‘s a twitter thing though.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14626 on: May 04, 2019, 06:15:48 PM »
Reading Rufus‘ posts :nope


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« Reply #14627 on: May 04, 2019, 06:22:47 PM »
Duly noted, Genosse. :hmph

Stro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14628 on: May 04, 2019, 06:23:10 PM »
I think that‘s a twitter thing though.

Well, that's also a peak at how unoriginal and uncreative they are

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14629 on: May 04, 2019, 06:37:40 PM »
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My mom usually has a wishlist for holiday gifts, so I'll get something off there, but go rogue and get something else out of blue field.

lee is actually dumb isn't he?

using but in place of or.

Blue field?  Does he mean left?


No no.

Blue field. Left moon.

Look it up, sweetheart.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #14630 on: May 04, 2019, 07:16:00 PM »
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Short disclaimer before we go: still haven't seen Cap Marvel and Endgame, so I'd be real thankful if at least those two movies get spoiler tagged in here.
Why even make a thread about MCU theories if you haven’t seen the end of the arc.  :dizzy
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« Reply #14631 on: May 04, 2019, 07:22:28 PM »
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     hyperbolical vilification


     :lol :lol :lol :lol

    This explains why totally not protected BCT member Shy received *checks notes* not even a warning for saying "the games media are a fucking joke"

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    Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
    « Reply #14632 on: May 04, 2019, 08:01:29 PM »
    Why even make a thread about MCU theories if you haven’t seen the end of the arc.  :dizzy

    Why make a thread about MCU theories period

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    « Reply #14633 on: May 04, 2019, 08:26:32 PM »
    https://twitter.com/Marcus_Sellars/status/1115339752805474310

    Even if Gaf or Resetera or whatever small splinter board dies out, all these people will live on in twitter.  :doge

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    « Reply #14634 on: May 04, 2019, 08:29:48 PM »

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    Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
    « Reply #14635 on: May 04, 2019, 08:41:18 PM »
    They're all cowards

    I mean, folks used to go out face down in the mud posting pictures of the holomodor, scat porn or meatcopters. Flaming out in a blaze of glory insulting at least Amir0x or Evilore and haunting them on YouTube comments.

    These are all a bunch of fucking amateurs.
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    « Reply #14637 on: May 04, 2019, 08:49:01 PM »
    Yeah, Greg Miller and Andrea Rene, just slide into Benji‘s DMs.  :-*

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    Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
    « Reply #14638 on: May 04, 2019, 08:52:45 PM »
    They're all cowards

    I mean, folks used to go out face down in the mud posting pictures of the holomodor, scat porn or meatcopters. Flaming out in a blaze of glory insulting at least Amir0x or Evilore and haunting them on YouTube comments.

    These are all a bunch of fucking amateurs.

    Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man who who is not bound by fear.  A simple man, (very simple) who refuses to bend the knee or bow to the forces of oppression.  A man for the ages.



     :salute :salute :salute :journo :miyamoto
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    « Reply #14639 on: May 04, 2019, 09:04:30 PM »
    Dude, Nate came back and lamented getting banned, then pretended like he intended to go out in a blaze of glory.

    There was no blaze. He tried to sneak in some drama without getting banned, but got caught. He didn't make a thread saying, "Is Enzom really white? Evidence inside!" or anything like that. It was a passive attempt to stir up the drama we all want  ( :salute for that), but by no means was he intending to get banned. He's trying to retroactively make his attempt at concern trolling out to be some big middle finger to RE.