if i'm unbanned on NeoGAF.com, I promise:
1. to fix my avatar
2. to post "fuck besada; get gumbo and bitches" after fixing my avatar
3. to post "Eliminate the state!" in PoliGAF
4. if it's still around by then, to make a "Trump 2020 |OT| Let's Eliminate The State With Beautiful Winning" when the time is appropriate
5. to betray at least one of my campaign promises