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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4140 on: March 19, 2019, 07:28:11 PM »
I edited it in. Did you get banned on re too or just not sign up?
Never signed up because The Obliterator stole my name. :maf

But my YouTube channel scam will be perfect revenge.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4141 on: March 19, 2019, 07:29:40 PM »
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Beto is the best known democrat to come out of Texas since.... Ever?

LBJ has been cancelled at some point.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot-bernie-hires-sirota-after-he-had-written-articles-attacking-rivals.91234/page-311#post-19015476



also r.i.p. in pieces Lloyd Bentsen and Sam fucking Houston

LBJ can never be cancelled because of this:

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4142 on: March 19, 2019, 07:31:30 PM »
let's just call the Bernard Bros what they are, MAGA Nazis

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4143 on: March 19, 2019, 07:32:29 PM »
LBJ has been cancelled at some point.
Ann Richards memory holed. :fbm

More evidence to support benji's theory that all these people just entered politics for the first time in like 2016.
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4144 on: March 19, 2019, 07:33:36 PM »
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Bernie and Beto surging. I guess Beto is pulling from Biden, Harris, Booker, Klobachar? Where is Bernie pulling from, Warren herself wouldn't account for it.
the divine polling sciences

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4145 on: March 19, 2019, 07:33:53 PM »
Yea, he tried to get in incognito.
Then got annoyed cause The Obliterator stole his name.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4146 on: March 19, 2019, 07:36:15 PM »
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10% is 1.6% more than Ross Perot. People actually existed who liked Ross Perot. I've yet to find 1 in 10 people who like Schultz. I've yet to find 1 in 1,000 who like Schultz.
In 1996, in 1992 he got ~19% and nearly won two states.

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Emerson isn't very reliable yall. No third party/independent candidate is ever getting 10%.
wait why am i actually reading this thread

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4147 on: March 19, 2019, 07:42:17 PM »
someone should make a fake Bernard Sanders YouTube account that's only subscribed to PewDiePie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4148 on: March 19, 2019, 07:58:16 PM »

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« Reply #4149 on: March 19, 2019, 08:06:12 PM »
suck it, reeee



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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4150 on: March 19, 2019, 08:13:26 PM »

wow, SNL literally ripped this poor innocent patriotic American woman off

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4151 on: March 19, 2019, 08:15:53 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4152 on: March 19, 2019, 08:38:21 PM »

average reeeesetera poster circa 2008
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4153 on: March 19, 2019, 08:41:05 PM »

wow, SNL literally ripped this poor innocent patriotic American woman off


Holy shit, that's uncanny.
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4154 on: March 19, 2019, 08:53:06 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
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I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4155 on: March 19, 2019, 09:02:29 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
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I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Thread didn't even last 5 mins before some mod locked it like a coward.


benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4156 on: March 19, 2019, 09:05:59 PM »
lol at what the lock message implies about the userbase:
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Let's not encourage people to dig up dirt on others, thanks.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4157 on: March 19, 2019, 09:11:37 PM »
lol at what the lock message implies about the userbase:
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Let's not encourage people to dig up dirt on others, thanks.

You should be glad the thread was closed lest your double life be exposed.

What would Era do if their famed mod admiral/sales insider was outed as a dirty, dirty bore member.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4158 on: March 19, 2019, 09:16:27 PM »
Resetexit.

counterhit

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« Reply #4159 on: March 19, 2019, 09:17:51 PM »
Greg miller is a slimy snake. Left Colin Moriarty high and dry so he could continue to get atta boys from gaming bloggers.

i forgot how that went down but wasn't Colin the bigger drama-queen in that situation?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4160 on: March 19, 2019, 09:20:39 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
Quote from: RedMercury
I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Not the same RedMercury who when it turned out a taco bell manager had been fired for entirely spurious reasons because a thief tried to weaponise Twitter outrage, changed his story to be that she deserved to be fired for not correctly adhering to corporate policy and then went further to defend Twitter mobs saying it was entirely acceptable for an innocent person to be harassed if maybe  racist also gets harassed too?

That's like base level decency right?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4161 on: March 19, 2019, 09:22:10 PM »
lol at what the lock message implies about the userbase:
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Let's not encourage people to dig up dirt on others, thanks.

5 minutes later:

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Calista Flockheart proven not such an "ally" after all

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The Canceling of H. Bomberguy (check threadmarks)

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Developer of Chong's Wild Ride for Switch has some interesting opinions on trans folk...

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It's time to call David Spade a David Spade
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4163 on: March 19, 2019, 09:32:04 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
Quote from: RedMercury
I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Not the same RedMercury who when it turned out a taco bell manager had been fired for entirely spurious reasons because a thief tried to weaponise Twitter outrage, changed his story to be that she deserved to be fired for not correctly adhering to corporate policy and then went further to defend Twitter mobs saying it was entirely acceptable for an innocent person to be harassed if maybe  racist also gets harassed too?

That's like base level decency right?

Chipotle, but yes.

Also said a guy who was questioning if he should commit suicide, that he shouldn't go though it in his a post. Did some 'research'/doxx his resetera post, and then said no, he should commit suicide because he made some suspect posts.

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4164 on: March 19, 2019, 09:37:18 PM »
Greg miller is a slimy snake. Left Colin Moriarty high and dry so he could continue to get atta boys from gaming bloggers.

i forgot how that went down but wasn't Colin the bigger drama-queen in that situation?

No, in that situation all he did was make an extremely mild dad joke and theywent fucking mental. He has been an absolute cunt and drama queen other times though.

Neither of them are as dumb as Alex Navarro, Ben, Abby or Dan from GB who are all actually genuinely mentally distinguished. At least Dan is the fun kind of stupid

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4165 on: March 19, 2019, 09:37:38 PM »
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It's time to call David Spade a David Spade


Fine, go and get your like you rascal

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4166 on: March 19, 2019, 09:41:49 PM »
Greg miller is a slimy snake. Left Colin Moriarty high and dry so he could continue to get atta boys from gaming bloggers.

i forgot how that went down but wasn't Colin the bigger drama-queen in that situation?

No, in that situation all he did was make an extremely mild dad joke and theywent fucking mental. He has been an absolute cunt and drama queen other times though.

Neither of them are as dumb as Alex Navarro, Ben, Abby or Dan from GB who are all actually genuinely mentally distinguished. At least Dan is the fun kind of stupid

The dudes getting mad at the joke were lame, but didn't colin quit because he felt like greg didn't back him up? Not kick him out. I might be totally wrong.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4167 on: March 19, 2019, 09:50:22 PM »
Dan absorbing his troll persona into his stupidity persona was the only way that was going to go with JeffDad at the helm, VinnyDad realized it was a lost cause and just encourages it. He's been trying to fix Abby but they won't keep her away from Alex's on-all-the-time-ism.

JeffDad has done well with Jason, and when he's alone with Ben he keeps him mostly in line. There's only so much you can do when Brad and Rorie have yet to return from the vacation they started seven years ago.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4168 on: March 19, 2019, 10:02:49 PM »
Bitching about Giant Bomb is my fetish.

They made a video series where Abby and Ben played unfunny visual novels and then after everyone hated it they did it again out of spite. So good.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4169 on: March 19, 2019, 10:03:02 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/google-formally-unveils-the-stadia-launching-in-2019.106294/

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Is that name supposed to sound like a sugar supplement?

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I am pretty sure Stadia is a window repair company.

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Consult with your doctor before taking Stadia.

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sounds like the name of a generic drug that treats high blood pressure.

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Has to be one of the worst names for a product ever. Sounds like a drug you'd see in a commercial to treat an STD.

Says users of a website whose feature sports a name that sounds like an acne removal medicine.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4170 on: March 19, 2019, 10:05:58 PM »
plus the ongoing thing where ResetERA means literally nothing except it's a reference to the collapse of a site they try not to mention and probably have banned links to like TheBire

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« Reply #4171 on: March 19, 2019, 10:10:30 PM »
reminder that we almost named it Left Trigger, unironically
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4172 on: March 19, 2019, 10:11:13 PM »
reminder that we almost named it Left Trigger, unironically

what the fuck

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4173 on: March 19, 2019, 10:12:41 PM »
:kobeyuck

benjipwns

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« Reply #4174 on: March 19, 2019, 10:20:53 PM »
shosta do you remember any of the other names suggested? there was a discord screenshot with like a couple others inbetween all the eggplant spamming

Left Trigger is arguably better even though it totally makes its own jokes. RIGHT Trigger would be the "we're turning it back on you GamerGate!" play.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4175 on: March 19, 2019, 10:22:51 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
Quote from: RedMercury
I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Not the same RedMercury who when it turned out a taco bell manager had been fired for entirely spurious reasons because a thief tried to weaponise Twitter outrage, changed his story to be that she deserved to be fired for not correctly adhering to corporate policy and then went further to defend Twitter mobs saying it was entirely acceptable for an innocent person to be harassed if maybe  racist also gets harassed too?

That's like base level decency right?

Chipotle, but yes.

Also said a guy who was questioning if he should commit suicide, that he shouldn't go though it in his a post. Did some 'research'/doxx his resetera post, and then said no, he should commit suicide because he made some suspect posts.
Just a chill great guy all around really

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4176 on: March 19, 2019, 10:23:00 PM »
The discord screenshot came from my alt here but it's not like I have it anymore :lol I don't remember any of the others, that was the most memorable.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4177 on: March 19, 2019, 10:23:24 PM »
reminder that we almost named it Left Trigger, unironically

Not gonna lie, that would have actually been a bit clever.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4178 on: March 19, 2019, 10:24:15 PM »
plus the ongoing thing where ResetERA means literally nothing except it's a reference to the collapse of a site they try not to mention and probably have banned links to like TheBire

I'm just now realizing how stupid that branding is.   It's like founding a company called Not-IBM.   Or naming your porn XXX: This isn't Guardians of the Galaxy instead of "Nardians of the Gal-Assy."
sigh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4179 on: March 19, 2019, 10:25:00 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/google-formally-unveils-the-stadia-launching-in-2019.106294/

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Is that name supposed to sound like a sugar supplement?

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I am pretty sure Stadia is a window repair company.

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Consult with your doctor before taking Stadia.

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sounds like the name of a generic drug that treats high blood pressure.

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Has to be one of the worst names for a product ever. Sounds like a drug you'd see in a commercial to treat an STD.

Says users of a website whose feature sports a name that sounds like an acne removal medicine.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4180 on: March 19, 2019, 10:27:29 PM »
...I just remembered I could look up the old posts. Some of the names being considered in the very early stages:

pxnpc
pixorum
vidgm
supervgf
lefttrigger
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counterhit

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4181 on: March 19, 2019, 10:28:47 PM »
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-03-19-devil-may-cry-5-voice-actor-pulls-racist-and-transphobic-videos-from-his-own-youtube-channel

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Camen came under scrutiny after ResetEra user Skittles highlighted the fact Morrison, the only person of colour in Devil May Cry 5, is played by a white man who dons blackface in a YouTube video.

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Here's a transcription of the relevant section of the Toy Bounty Hunters interview, brought to light by ResetEra user Kyle Cross, which starts at 48:40 in the video below.

ResetEra is smaller than NeoGAF, but it still provides the same role for game journalists. They just read threads there and turn them into articles.

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« Reply #4182 on: March 19, 2019, 10:28:57 PM »
Some of the old mockups







when I leaked these this actually caused a huge panic in the discord, everyone was kicked, and people were slowly let back in as they were re-vetted. :lol
« Last Edit: March 19, 2019, 10:33:06 PM by shosta »
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« Reply #4183 on: March 19, 2019, 10:29:04 PM »
thebore 2
thebore jr

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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4184 on: March 19, 2019, 10:33:32 PM »


besada: handle it however, but if it becomes a regular habit of shitting on the people who took care of the community for three years, I'll be leaving.
kristoffer: That's not going to happen.


But... the future refused to change.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4185 on: March 19, 2019, 10:35:33 PM »
...I just remembered I could look up the old posts. Some of the names being considered in the very early stages:

pxnpc
pixorum
vidgm
supervgf
lefttrigger

god these are even worse

supervidgmpxnorumpc

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4186 on: March 19, 2019, 10:35:38 PM »
I liked the old mods and think they're better than the new mods :idont
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4187 on: March 19, 2019, 10:36:40 PM »
I liked the old mods and think they're better than the new mods :idont

 :shaqc
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4188 on: March 19, 2019, 10:38:10 PM »
This thread will never ever be as fun as it was when neogaf imploded, followed by beseda freaking out about benji :goty2

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4189 on: March 19, 2019, 10:43:05 PM »
It feels like NeoGAF was so long ago already, in my brain it's like Reeeee has always existed.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4190 on: March 19, 2019, 10:44:44 PM »
PROGRESSIVE GAMING INSIDERS

THE GAMING MAJORITY VANGUARD

PETROGRAD MILITARY REVOLUTIONARY COMMITTEE

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4191 on: March 19, 2019, 10:47:29 PM »
TWITTER, BUT DIFFERENT-ISH

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4192 on: March 19, 2019, 10:48:09 PM »
This thread will never ever be as fun as it was when neogaf imploded, followed by beseda freaking out about benji :goty2

I never understood why WOKE Beseda took the side of the white guy against multiple posters who are people of color. One might even say it's hypocritical.

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« Reply #4193 on: March 19, 2019, 10:51:29 PM »
plus the ongoing thing where ResetERA means literally nothing except it's a reference to the collapse of a site they try not to mention and probably have banned links to like TheBire

I'm just now realizing how stupid that branding is.   It's like founding a company called Not-IBM.   Or naming your porn XXX: This isn't Guardians of the Galaxy instead of "Nardians of the Gal-Assy."
Why didn't they call it XXX: This Aint Neogaf

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4194 on: March 19, 2019, 11:03:19 PM »
reminder that we almost named it Left Trigger, unironically

The nice thing about that is that you can go into threads and be like "what's going on my trigs"
Uncle

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4195 on: March 19, 2019, 11:08:47 PM »
NEO GAMING INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

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« Reply #4196 on: March 19, 2019, 11:10:51 PM »
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Update Company Profile

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Employees:
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4197 on: March 19, 2019, 11:13:24 PM »
What are some actual better names than resetera
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4198 on: March 19, 2019, 11:14:43 PM »
the bire

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #4199 on: March 19, 2019, 11:15:30 PM »
Restartera
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