River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[benjipwns]

Disney would never compromise their art like that.

[Don Rumata]

Humans weren't prepared to handle the internet in general.

True.
Going from wet rag in the woods to internet porn, did a number on my teenage self's penis.

[VomKriege]

filler getting annihilated by PoliERA: https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot7-may-god-ruin-him.136864/post-24020213

The fact that you have upstanding citizens like Jack Posobiec and Michael Tracey pushing Tulsi on Twitter really tells you all you need to know about the motivations of those criticizing her exclusion.

Idk why people are surprised about her going on Fox News. Screaming "rigged" when you legitimately fail is part of the reason we have 90 million debates and people running. Tulsi's always been trash.

they're anti imperialist champions who want to dismantle the military industrial complex, just like tulsi "i literally can't open my mouth without going on about how much i love ARE TROOPS and how much i want to bomb terrorists" gabbard

"Anti-Imperialist"* + "Massively racist/homophobic/etc." is pretty much the core ethos of a Ron Paul supporter type.

*(in name only)

Coming soon the Adults Strike Back At The Bernardite Cult : REEESSIAN BOTS.

I hear they added some devious Orientals to the rogues gallery in this one.

[VomKriege]

Even more Oriental than Russians. 

And fucking LMAO at Kirblar calling out "fake anti-imperialism".

[Momo]

Humans weren't prepared to handle the internet in general.

True.
Going from wet rag in the woods to internet porn, did a number on my teenage self's penis.

The internet was fine until normies came onboard with social media

[VomKriege]

Personally, I've always disliked everything bad.

Wow you too !? I started to think I was the only one.

[PogiJones]

"all the coastal cities" rephrased into "every coastal city"

"Guys, please be quiet; if you're all talking I can't teach."
"Guys, please be quiet; if every single one of you is talking I can't teach."

You can't see the difference? One is generalized shorthand for "those of you who are talking," while the other is explicitly including each individual.

"All the coastal cities," especially given the context of the phrase and the tone of it, is shorthand for "A significant number of coastal cities." The paraphraser purposely altered it to "every coastal city" because that is a more absolute statement that sounds ridiculous.

[VomKriege]

Kopmala is young enough to try again probably. So is Gillary.
This will not be Buttigieg's last Presidential run I assume.

Everyone's a winner eventually !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot7-may-god-ruin-him.136864/post-24022451

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/john-carmack-is-on-joe-rogan.137870/

Doom cancelled.

Threads on Joe Rogan's podcast invariably go poorly and produce low quality discussion, and we do not believe this one will be any different.

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Threads on Joe Rogan's podcast invariably go poorly and produce low quality discussion, and we do not believe this one will be any different.

These threads routinely produce no valuable discussion and this topic is closed.

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That mod post!!!


 


Instead of, you know, moderating the fucking idiots who derail these threads with garbage, let's just censor and eliminate those who try to discuss, like functioning adults, the issues raised by Rogan in his interviews.

[Transhuman]

You have to give them props on creating their own bubble universe

[Momo]

That mod post!!!


 


Instead of, you know, moderating the fucking idiots who derail these threads with garbage, let's just censor and eliminate those who try to discuss, like functioning adults, the issues raised by Rogan in his interviews.

mods when a joe rogan thread is made

[VomKriege]

Latest Star Citizen thread sadly closed but good stuff till the end tho !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/yesterday-star-citizen-held-a-275-dinner-available-only-to-users-who-had-spent-1000-where-they-announced-a-new-675-ship.137162/post-23975395

Including this bit.

Good to see the mods don't have to be taken seriously here.

You’re probably the one who shouldn’t be taken seriously here

I’m a software development project manager/lead and in the past 15 years I’ve never missed a goal or a milestone

SC is a trainwreck and a textbook example of a grossly missmanaged project due to sheer incompetence by the management

Never missed a milestone? Shit, you must not be in game dev, Or you are not tackling projects that are very ambitious

Nevermind that several game dev / managers all said the same thing in a span of half a dozen posts.

[clothedmacuser]

I'm boycotting the Ion Fury devs right now.

But not because of a principled stand against homophobia, I just don't have any money.

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/guy-who-doesnt-have-60-right-now-boycotting-red-dead-redemption-over-rockstars-treatment-of-employees/

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-announces-shes-waiting-for-red-dead-redemption-2-to-go-on-sale-to-thunderous-applause/



 

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/disgusting-nerd-property-fans-are-boycotting-because-it-features-some-marginalized-people-template/

[PogiJones]

You have to give them props on creating their own bubble universe

No, I don't have to give them props for being bad at their job.

[Raist]

Good thing I don't really go to industry events any more or participate in any after work hours stuff. Or even talk to anyone or socialize at all. #Notmelol

Disappointed in the lack of “why would you be invited?” joke. 

Bore slippin’

He never said anything about being invited. He was just serving the drinks.

[Transhuman]

You have to give them props on creating their own bubble universe

No, I don't have to give them props for being bad at their job.

"Job"

[PogiJones]

I had "job" in quotes at first, but got rid of them so as not to distract from my artistry.

 


I also considered "task," and "responsibility," but both sounded too important for what they do.

[Raist]

I had "job" in quotes at first, but got rid of them so as not to distract from my autistry.

hmm hmm.

[Transhuman]

Give Poji a break, being a poster is a very hard job

[PogiJones]

I always tell the truth!

 

[PogiJones]

Watch:

I finished reading a Nintex fanfic for what I think is the first time today. Because it was only like 2 lines.

TRUTH.

[Transhuman]

A lie is the truth until you recognise that it is a lie

[PogiJones]

Another:

It's an injustice that I didn't get a filler like for slamming RE but you got a filler like for lame hmm hmms.

TRUTH.

[Ghoul]

Pogi lost his protected status when he lost his Bore ambassador to Resetera status by getting nuked.

[PogiJones]

Another:

You writing "hmm hmm" instead of "Mmm hmm" is super annoying.

TRUTH.

[thisismyusername]

Hmmm hmmm, so this is the limit of Pogi's power, huh?

*Dragonball Z theme starts here*
HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
*30 episodes later*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*boom! SIZZZ SIZZZZ*

Pogi can't even care-post at Super Careyan 2, eh?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dragonball is the only time the series has been good. Don't @ me, because you know it in your hearts. I really don't get how this series has the fanbase it has. It's shit otherwise.

[close]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

There's quite a wide gulf between being an advocate for the LGBTQ community and creating extremist anti-trans, anti-gay work that is celebrated by the alt-right.

It's strange that you seem to be accusing others of gatekeeping while deciding on what the terms are yourself. Chappelle is an alt-right icon. Not a leftist.

[clothedmacuser]

Comedy is essentially a cult.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24025892


Cancel Aristophanes

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Comedy is essentially a cult.

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[Ghoul]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1166819919943671809

Narrator: Jason was worried, he'd been to parties, he'd touched a few butts in his time, was it now his moment to be found out?
Was it time for old Jason to take a look in the mirror? Probably not, as we all know he likes to silence his accusers

Seems weird they're biding their time to write up articles, I mean usually they just post a screen cap of a tweet and some bollocks and then later update it if they can be assed.

[VomKriege]

Comedy is essentially a cult.

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[Potato]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1166819919943671809

Narrator: Jason was worried, he'd been to parties, he'd touched a few butts in his time, was it now his moment to be found out?
Was it time for old Jason to take a look in the mirror? Probably not, as we all know he likes to silence his accusers

Seems weird they're biding their time to write up articles, I mean usually they just post a screen cap of a tweet and some bollocks and then later update it if they can be assed.

Usually, the possibility of being sued into oblivion is not on the cards. We all know how well making accusations of sexual misconduct worked out for Kotaku and its Gawker affiliates last time.

[who is ted danson?]

Schreier, exonerate PunishedJared on your shitty website RIGHT NOW, you little bitch

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49508231

Someone post this up on era, I feel like hearing how a joke about throwing battery acid at politicians is just jokes and censorship has gone too far catering to fragile alt right snowflakes, when compared to alt-right icon chappelles extremist anti-trans, anti-gay work of saying "slow your roll T's, it took decades for the rest of us to get this much acceptance and if you push too fast and too hard you're gonna get pushback"

[Straight Edge]

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/these-5-skrewdriver-songs-are-totally-problematic-now/


I lol’d.

[EightBitNate]

Someone clue me in: is the ProJared defense believable?

[Pissy F Benny]

Anyone else hoping for a Chapelle cast in Black Panther 2 plot twist so reee have to do another 180 and bow to their glorious Disney overlords and ‘it was just jokes and we love edgy close to the knuckle humour over here’? 

[Straight Edge]

Someone clue me in: is the ProJared defense believable?

The case is still ongoing. Better to wait before I give an opinion.

[demi]

Someone clue me in: is the ProJared defense believable?

He presented evidence for what he talked about.

[bork]

Someone clue me in: is the ProJared defense believable?

He didn't have any hard evidence to back up all his claims, IIRC, but he did have some pretty believable reasons and chat conversations/information available to call one of the two teenagers who claimed he sent nudes to a liar and the other one full of shit for telling him he was 18, but he also admitted to regularly exchanging nudes and having sexual conversations with any "interested" fans. 

He then said his wife at the time was cool with all this and that later on he didn't cheat because it was over and blah blah blah.  It's pretty much just his word against his ex-wife's.  Who knows, who cares on that stuff. 

[Uncle]

Someone clue me in: is the ProJared defense believable?

depends on what you're accusing him of

he admits he had a tumblr for exchanging of lewds because there's not really any way to refute that but his wife was cool with it and he made it clear that everyone needed to be 18+ and it was all freely given, no favors or punishments

the two people who claimed they were under 18 and he took advantage of them, he pretty much eviscerates

one says nudes happened in may 2016 but forgot they had written a long pity party Medium post about their experience with mental psychosis and memory loss with a 6 month gap in their memory that ended august 2016

the other explicitly cut out the part of their chat with jared where he said "are you 18+" and they said "of course I wouldn't be doing lewds if I wasn't" and then there's the fact that they never even exchanged any photos at all

both of them have since deleted their accusations

[Transhuman]

On this one it's probably better not to take sides, and instead just hate everyone involved.

[BisMarckie]

Any news regarding nudes of his wife?

[nachobro]

"All the coastal cities," especially given the context of the phrase and the tone of it, is shorthand for "A significant number of coastal cities." The paraphraser purposely altered it to "every coastal city" because that is a more absolute statement that sounds ridiculous.

this is the kind of talking in circles dribble i'd expect from a resetti poster

[Potato]

I mean, if your only contribution to this world is that you stream video games and exchange lewd images of yourself in sailor moon cosplay, you should probably kill yourself anyway.

The rest...

[Momo]

Any news regarding nudes of his wife?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Comedy is essentially a cult.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24025892


Cancel Aristophanes

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Any coward can make millions shitting on trans people while getting cheered on by a sold out crowd, while playing the victim.

Some folks should just come out admit that they'll defend Chappelle being transphobic because he's created a safe space to be honest about how deep down they feel trans folk are delusional and that they're relieved that Chappelle has given them permission to laugh at us

I love how excsell ends up just rambling to theyselves and taking the mantle of all trans people, with mod impunity. It's great because so many people get banned at the drop of opinions for "historying of generazaltions about a whole group"

[Potato]

Comedy is essentially a cult.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24025892


Cancel Aristophanes

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Any coward can make millions shitting on trans people while getting cheered on by a sold out crowd, while playing the victim.

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Millions you say? Where do I sign up?

[Ghoul]

Comedy is essentially a cult.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24025892


Cancel Aristophanes

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Any coward can make millions shitting on trans people while getting cheered on by a sold out crowd, while playing the victim.

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Millions you say? Where do I sign up?

grab a flyer form the local N word store.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

And because of this, we must still view him as being on the left when he’s openly promoting right-wing ideas on the LGBTQ community?

If I shoot someone, is that excused because most days I wasn’t shooting anyone?

“You guys are saying she’s a murder, but I saw her at a cookout last weekend, and she didn’t kill one person that whole afternoon. Seems pretty non-violent to me!”

Being on the left isn’t a badge you buy, and then you just do what you want. There are principles involved. When you’re standing for those principles, you get to call yourself leftist. When you’re reinforcing bigoted ideas about LGBTQ people, you don’t, and you need to be called out.

These people are wild.

[Tasty]

And because of this, we must still view him as being on the left when he’s openly promoting right-wing ideas on the LGBTQ community?

If I shoot someone, is that excused because most days I wasn’t shooting anyone?

“You guys are saying she’s a murder, but I saw her at a cookout last weekend, and she didn’t kill one person that whole afternoon. Seems pretty non-violent to me!”

Being on the left isn’t a badge you buy, and then you just do what you want. There are principles involved. When you’re standing for those principles, you get to call yourself leftist. When you’re reinforcing bigoted ideas about LGBTQ people, you don’t, and you need to be called out.

These people are wild.

PURITY TEST

[nachobro]

Some folks should just come out admit that they'll defend Chappelle being transphobic because he's created a safe space to be honest about how deep down they feel trans folk are delusional and that they're relieved that Chappelle has given them permission to laugh at us

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24027799

don't worry excel, we don't need anyone's permission to laugh at your dumb ass

None of what you’re saying makes him an icon of the alt right. An alt right icon wouldn’t preach to black people that they need to buy lots of guns in order to scare white people into instituting gun control.

Then take it up with Daily Caller, Breitbart and conservative rag Washington Examiner, all of whom are propping him up as some sort of "finally, someone to stick it to the homos" hero. They're the ones elevating him to that status with his new special.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24025188

once again, unable to enjoy any media because the bad people might also like it

[Snoopycat_]

Look at this hypocritical bitch.

He spent months on the THQ hate parade until yesterday when Playstation announced their free console scraps. Suddenly he started trying to find a loophole so he could justify playing one of THQ's games

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/page-7#post-24020951

It's amazing how quickly these twats start backpeddling and abandon their principles the second they face any kind of real world consequences or inconvenience.

[nachobro]

That panic about cancel culture permeated the social consciousness when we have DONALD FUCKING TRUMP as President will never not be tragic and hilarious to me. It’s just 90’s “PC police” bullshit with a fresh coat of paint.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24026461

ah yes, its the people against cancelling at the drop of the hat that are the pc police. of course.

[nachobro]

Also personally - and I don’t mean this in a “bitch eating crackers” kinda way - I didn’t like how often he broke, walked back from the stage, and laughed at his own jokes. That’s just a pet peeve of mine, and I tend to see it as a tell when comedians know their stuff isn’t that funny.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-24029449

yep usually people laugh at things they are know aren't funny, that's how it works. resettis really just full of totally not crazy person logic today

[Raist]

Someone clue me in: is the ProJared defense believable?

He didn't have any hard evidence to back up all his claims, IIRC, but he did have some pretty believable reasons and chat conversations/information available to call one of the two teenagers who claimed he sent nudes to a liar and the other one full of shit for telling him he was 18, but he also admitted to regularly exchanging nudes and having sexual conversations with any "interested" fans. 

He then said his wife at the time was cool with all this and that later on he didn't cheat because it was over and blah blah blah.  It's pretty much just his word against his ex-wife's.  Who knows, who cares on that stuff.

You, apparently

[nachobro]

My PS+ expired and I have never felt so alienated.

So for the first time since PS+ was a thing my membership has expired. No biggie right ? Just go out and buy another card just because right ? Well im having second thoughts simply out of spite.

All my PS+ games are locked out. I no longer have cloud saves, I cant play online....everything sucks. Its a strange feeling, almost like im not needed and im getting a big FU from sony.

This needs to change.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-ps-expired-and-i-have-never-felt-so-alienated.137883/

sony pony blown away that daddy doesn't love him when he doesn't pay the bill

[Momo]

I didnt even know projared existed before this stuff, I wish i could go back to such simpler times

[Uncle]

And because of this, we must still view him as being on the left when he’s openly promoting right-wing ideas on the LGBTQ community?

If I shoot someone, is that excused because most days I wasn’t shooting anyone?

“You guys are saying she’s a murder, but I saw her at a cookout last weekend, and she didn’t kill one person that whole afternoon. Seems pretty non-violent to me!”

Being on the left isn’t a badge you buy, and then you just do what you want. There are principles involved. When you’re standing for those principles, you get to call yourself leftist. When you’re reinforcing bigoted ideas about LGBTQ people, you don’t, and you need to be called out.

These people are wild.

If I shoot someone, is that excused because most days I wasn’t shooting anyone?

this is maximum purity test

the guy at the democratic socialist convention who said "guys" as a microaggression?  yeah most days he's supporting socialism and being a good ally

most days

[BisMarckie]

Having an existential crisis because of your PS+ expiring is peak GAF.