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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43020 on: August 29, 2019, 04:13:30 PM »
shit dogg I just realized how we get "all these stories coming out of the woodwork"

it's just the "stay safe" bullshit

"an explosion in Milwaukee Wisconsin?  my mom was just there a week ago  :o"



imagine you are a struggling indie dev and you go to one of those hott indie dev parties

and across the room you see him

John Stardew himself

your brush with greatness!

you will never forget this moment

2 years later someone accuses him of doing the rape sex and you convince yourself that he was chatting with that girl in the corner in kind of an aggressive way and get to be internet famous telling the story

I mean imagine if you told the story of seeing him at the party but said he seemed cool and actually defended him in his hour of need  :lol

If you assisted him you'd probably get called fuckhead like I saw today in twitter, where someone shed some doubt over her claims. It's just my way or the highway.


Now I don't mean "nothing ever happens". But ZQ is not the best judge of character and to believe everything happened exactly as she says is irrational. Just give the man at least some time to reply. The internet mob justice is like any lynching mob that when they've hung a guy and he's already dead, turns out info was wrong and that guy had nothing to do with anything. And then you're still happy because you felt group-validated into murder :D!


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43021 on: August 29, 2019, 04:16:09 PM »
John Stardew is my favorite developer

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« Reply #43022 on: August 29, 2019, 04:35:07 PM »
 :drool
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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43023 on: August 29, 2019, 04:36:54 PM »
John Stardew is my favorite developer

He didn’t even make Stardew Valley, what a waste.  :maf

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43024 on: August 29, 2019, 04:40:39 PM »
So did anybody actually get sexually assaulted in any of these cases or is it just another case of bad relationship choices v14365?
« Last Edit: August 29, 2019, 04:44:59 PM by Potato »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43025 on: August 29, 2019, 04:41:05 PM »

Until some millennial makes the youtube equivalent of The Scarlet Letter or The Crucible I guess :idont


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Jenkem

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43026 on: August 29, 2019, 04:41:49 PM »
If Zoe Quinn said the world was flat would you throw away your globes?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43027 on: August 29, 2019, 04:44:37 PM »
Every indie game is either a Metroidvania or a roguelike nowadays

Or don't forget pretentious walking sim...
^_^

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43028 on: August 29, 2019, 04:45:19 PM »
If Zoe Quinn said the world was flat would you throw away your globes?

What if she said the world was fat?

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« Reply #43029 on: August 29, 2019, 04:45:23 PM »
Complaining about EGS is the conversational equivalent of LARPing in a public park.

You're free to do it but we're all going to judge you for the virgins you are.

People complain about EGS because Tim Sweeney is a fuckhead who has previously shit on the PC community relentlessly and is now trying to prop himself up as the savior of PC gaming. Curious how people shitting on him and his store is bad but you and your ilk get off on naming and shaming any person that doesn't contort to your hugbox.  :thinking :thinking :thinking Though one should never expect logical consistency from morons.

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« Reply #43030 on: August 29, 2019, 04:47:13 PM »
God I love it when Jenkem gets triggered

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« Reply #43033 on: August 29, 2019, 05:04:40 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what%E2%80%99s-up-with-guys-talking-about-their-rock-hard-boners.138004/

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What if women would suddenly start talking about how wet they are??

Women do that all the time.


Specially when I'm around.


:ego



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43034 on: August 29, 2019, 05:09:14 PM »


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« Reply #43038 on: August 29, 2019, 05:26:54 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/describe-the-ideal-era-member.138013/



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43040 on: August 29, 2019, 05:32:40 PM »
shit dogg I just realized how we get "all these stories coming out of the woodwork"

it's just the "stay safe" bullshit

"an explosion in Milwaukee Wisconsin?  my mom was just there a week ago  :o"



imagine you are a struggling indie dev and you go to one of those hott indie dev parties

and across the room you see him

John Stardew himself

your brush with greatness!

you will never forget this moment

2 years later someone accuses him of doing the rape sex and you convince yourself that he was chatting with that girl in the corner in kind of an aggressive way and get to be internet famous telling the story

I mean imagine if you told the story of seeing him at the party but said he seemed cool and actually defended him in his hour of need  :lol

If you assisted him you'd probably get called fuckhead like I saw today in twitter, where someone shed some doubt over her claims. It's just my way or the highway.


Now I don't mean "nothing ever happens". But ZQ is not the best judge of character and to believe everything happened exactly as she says is irrational. Just give the man at least some time to reply. The internet mob justice is like any lynching mob that when they've hung a guy and he's already dead, turns out info was wrong and that guy had nothing to do with anything. And then you're still happy because you felt group-validated into murder :D!

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No mistakes, only happy accidents?  Tell that to marrec’s parents :bolo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43042 on: August 29, 2019, 05:39:12 PM »
Ted Danson was #eracancelled before he was #metoo'd :snob

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« Reply #43043 on: August 29, 2019, 05:49:34 PM »
Pretentious Hobo assaulted me with his posts.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43044 on: August 29, 2019, 06:06:54 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/describe-the-ideal-era-member.138013/



I clicked expecting it to be locked bottom of page 1

oh wait it's a protected member thread ok then
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43045 on: August 29, 2019, 06:13:27 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/describe-the-ideal-era-member.138013/



I clicked expecting it to be locked bottom of page 1

oh wait it's a protected member thread ok then

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43046 on: August 29, 2019, 06:57:04 PM »
I'm shocked Excelsheet isn't in there trying to fish for people to to say it's her.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43047 on: August 29, 2019, 07:00:09 PM »
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« Reply #43048 on: August 29, 2019, 07:07:29 PM »
Seems like re ironically is an oasis for trolls. All you got to do is pretend to be something, take offense to anything, and reeport everything hysterically.

...so how many of yous guys are doing that?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43049 on: August 29, 2019, 07:13:52 PM »
Seems like re ironically is an oasis for trolls. All you got to do is pretend to be something, take offense to anything, and reeport everything hysterically.

...so how many of yous guys are doing that?
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I do it under my alias

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This dude is definitely getting cheated on.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43050 on: August 29, 2019, 07:59:47 PM »
The most weirdly emblematic bahaviour on reee is that when you look at a thread like the Chappelle one, if it's active over say a week, for the most part the people on the "defensive" side will drop in and engage for a little while, say their piece and dip out. Whereas the usual outraged suspects just keep coming back again, and again, and again, pissing into the wind against anyone and everyone else.

I don't have access to the "who replied" thing but I'm certain the the mercury twits and excel would be near the fucking top.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43051 on: August 29, 2019, 07:59:55 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-ps-expired-and-i-have-never-felt-so-alienated.137883/

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All my PS+ games are locked out. I no longer have cloud saves, I cant play online....everything sucks. Its a strange feeling, almost like im not needed and im getting a big FU from sony.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43052 on: August 29, 2019, 08:27:07 PM »
"I stopped paying for this service and lost access to what is included in the subscription. How fucking dare they!!"  :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43053 on: August 29, 2019, 08:27:28 PM »
Have an existential crisis from your PS4 no longer being online, brehs

BisMarckie

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« Reply #43054 on: August 29, 2019, 08:28:56 PM »
Have an existential crisis from your PS4 no longer being online, brehs

Having an existential crisis because of your PS+ expiring is peak GAF.  :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43055 on: August 29, 2019, 08:29:53 PM »
Have an existential crisis from your PS4 no longer being online, brehs

I have an existential crisis every time I wake up in the morning :snob

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« Reply #43056 on: August 29, 2019, 08:33:16 PM »
Reported stro for stealing my material

Rumbler can you sort this?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43057 on: August 29, 2019, 08:51:32 PM »
Have an existential crisis from your PS4 no longer being online, brehs

Having an existential crisis because of your PS+ expiring is peak GAF.  :doge

:bolo




I have this person on ignore but got a notification it's a quote? Lol


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43059 on: August 29, 2019, 09:32:10 PM »
I unironically cannot tell at this point if everyone on resetera is 400+ lbs or if its overrun with fast food astroturfers. The amount of posters that remember every inch of fast food menus is astounding. I want to say the astroturfers are simply doing their job.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43060 on: August 29, 2019, 09:45:02 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43061 on: August 29, 2019, 09:46:21 PM »
imagine knowing every menu item from taco bell...

just imagine...

 :juicy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43062 on: August 29, 2019, 09:50:18 PM »
imagine knowing every menu item from taco bell...

just imagine...

 :juicy

I believe Jussie is a Subway man.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43063 on: August 29, 2019, 10:01:03 PM »
Something I learned when I first started venturing onto message boards way back when, was no matter how much you think you like something, there are always a bunch of people who take your level of liking something to an extreme. Then, once those people make you feel like a nerd for even liking that thing in the first place, the real fucking weirdos come out to play, and these guys are fucking freaks of nature. They remember absolutely useless minutiae about the thing that you like and attempt to "big dick" anyone who even tries to talk about the topic and then they run wild with their intimate knowledge of the subject to the point that all of the normal fans just fade away and the thread is left with two, maybe three, weirdos comparing micropenis sizes trying to outdo each other with how much useless information they know about the topic.

REEEE is just like that on a grand scale, except everyone is just constantly trying to outdo each other on how woke they can be and how many reports they can generate by taking the most uncharitable interpretation of someone's post and going absolutely fucking apeshit.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43064 on: August 29, 2019, 10:10:59 PM »
Something I learned when I first started venturing onto message boards way back when, was no matter how much you think you like something, there are always a bunch of people who take your level of liking something to an extreme. Then, once those people make you feel like a nerd for even liking that thing in the first place, the real fucking weirdos come out to play, and these guys are fucking freaks of nature. They remember absolutely useless minutiae about the thing that you like and attempt to "big dick" anyone who even tries to talk about the topic and then they run wild with their intimate knowledge of the subject to the point that all of the normal fans just fade away and the thread is left with two, maybe three, weirdos comparing micropenis sizes trying to outdo each other with how much useless information they know about the topic.

REEEE is just like that on a grand scale, except everyone is just constantly trying to outdo each other on how woke they can be and how many reports they can generate by taking the most uncharitable interpretation of someone's post and going absolutely fucking apeshit.

You forgot the final step, when called out for ban baiting they will gaslight you about the aforementioned ban baiting.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43066 on: August 29, 2019, 10:31:10 PM »

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/six-copies-of-ion-fury-on-our-giveaways-page.1499545/





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The Warren/Sanders, Sanders/Warren ticket will signal that they're serious about reforming society into something more equitable.

Because everything else they've been doing for their entire carreers was just joking.
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« Reply #43069 on: August 29, 2019, 11:04:00 PM »

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/six-copies-of-ion-fury-on-our-giveaways-page.1499545/





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The Warren/Sanders, Sanders/Warren ticket will signal that they're serious about reforming society into something more equitable.

Because everything else they've been doing for their entire carreers was just joking.

I see you fell for the long con. He was just pretending for 50 years. Joke's on you.

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« Reply #43071 on: August 29, 2019, 11:39:48 PM »
  • GAF Gold.
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Which one looks best on a Tinder profile?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43072 on: August 29, 2019, 11:42:30 PM »
Hacknet

Not a bad little indie, but you couldn't upgrade the rig. Ruined that for me.

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Which one looks best on a Tinder profile?

Trick question: Tinder+ or whatever it's called.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43073 on: August 29, 2019, 11:42:52 PM »
If Zoe Quinn said the world was flat would you throw away your globes?

What if she said the world was fat?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43074 on: August 29, 2019, 11:44:18 PM »
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1162884351606046728
FACT CHECK: Wu's only ever worked for the company that she personally owns.



Is this admitting to sexually harassing employees?
        /
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43076 on: August 30, 2019, 12:18:45 AM »
The most weirdly emblematic bahaviour on reee is that when you look at a thread like the Chappelle one, if it's active over say a week, for the most part the people on the "defensive" side will drop in and engage for a little while, say their piece and dip out. Whereas the usual outraged suspects just keep coming back again, and again, and again, pissing into the wind against anyone and everyone else.

I don't have access to the "who replied" thing but I'm certain the the mercury twits and excel would be near the fucking top.



Pwnz

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43077 on: August 30, 2019, 12:29:52 AM »
Yup. Iirc middleman is the only reasonable person. He didn't get banned because he didn't express an opinion of the show one way or another to deflect the bait from the shitty versions of Freddie Mercury.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #43078 on: August 30, 2019, 01:08:18 AM »
You know what is the difference between the cases Jared and Vic? Jared actually has competent lawyers that told him to shut up about it. Why the fuck people insist  to compare them?
Vic's never spoken about this case publicly except at a convention once, before he had his current lawyer, and then only to apologize to fans he made feel uncomfortable and he promised to stop making hugs and kisses his default interaction.

People are going to compare every civil litigation to this one as it's the first and only case of a guy taking his #metoo accuses to court afaik. 

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« Reply #43079 on: August 30, 2019, 01:23:34 AM »
So wait.... you're telling me the industry that makes toys for adolescent boys is filled with awkward and egocentric sexually-frustrated men? Seems a little far-fatched tbh