River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Don Rumata]

The planet is our home, no human is homeless 

So, no more "public indecency"?

[benjipwns]

Thank you to the Mod Captains for showing solidarity with the posters union:

User Banned (1 Week): Historical reference implying violence

Put the boomers through the guillotine before they kick the bucket and force the gen x’ers to watch!

FROM REACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEEDS. MY BLOOD IS RED AND MY HEART IS TO THE LEFT, COMRADES.

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User Warned: Historical reference implying violence

Put the boomers through the guillotine before they kick the bucket and force the gen x’ers to watch!

FROM REACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEEDS. MY BLOOD IS RED AND MY HEART IS TO THE LEFT, COMRADES.

[thetylerrob]

90% of landlords are scum and should be burned at the stake



I had to call the property management company in charge of my complex because the piece of shit lady in charge of the local office told me that the maintenance crew wouldn't be able to fix my ac unit because it was "too cold outside" to tell. It was fucking 85 degrees out in July.

Her dumb ass has since been fired and I'm just gonna assume it was because of me and the multiple google reviews mentioning her by name, complete fucking sociopath.

My previous apartment tried to keep my deposit because of water damage caused by a leak in the pipes that I asked to get repaired multiple times and they never attempted, which was increasing my water bill and was the entire reason I ended my lease.

Landlords contribute nothing to this world and they can burn in hell tbh.

[benjipwns]

[Potato]

There's some sort of Penthouse forum/milf fantasy/larp thing going on over at NaziGAF right now. Does anyone believe that a single member of that site had got any closer to actual sex with a human woman than the shower goblin himself did?

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-she-playing-with-me.1508668/

[thetylerrob]

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[benjipwns]

Coppola thinks spending a billion dollars producing just two movies isn't risky, eh

[BisMarckie]

FACT CHECK: The state can run on autopilot with a monkey behind the wheel and it wouldn't make any difference

You are not an authorized fact checker on The Bire, please cease and desist from using official The Bire fact checker tools or you will face legal action at The Hague.

Thank you for your cooperation.

FACT CHECK: What‘s next? Needing a license to make toast in my own goddamn toaster?

[Potato]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/would-i-look-like-an-incel-if-i-wore-this-shirt.1508137/

Would I look like an incel if I wore this shirt?

I mean, you're already posting on NaziGAF, why not go the whole hog and embrace your inner incel?

[thetylerrob]

All my properties are in the SF Bay Area where rent and eviction control exist. The power dynamics favor the tenant here.

Right now I am dealing with a hoarder tenant that will cost around 10k to fix the damage caused by her poor housekeeping habits. This is the second time I'm having to deal with this problem in 5 years btw.

I can't do nothing even though she is the proximate cause of all the issues in her unit because of my exposure to a lawsuit from the tenant. Tenants have access to free legal representation (paid by landlords btw) and landlords have to pay out of pocket for an attorney. The tenant will never have to pay for any of the damage she caused because there is no way to ever collect from her.

There is a reason why so many landlords here are want to convert their buildings to condos and the only reason they don't is because local govt. makes it difficult to do so.

These damn tenants making me work for my free money 

[bork]

https://twitter.com/I_EAT_QUARTERS/status/1189308486578003970
https://twitter.com/I_EAT_QUARTERS/status/1189308982734835717

[bork]

https://twitter.com/westantzuyu/status/1189336692618092545

Did I miss something?  Are they going under?

[Tripon]

From what I see, the rank and file are in open revolt and the new ownership/management of Kotaku seem to be on the verge of firing everyone. But it hasn't happened yet.

[thisismyusername]

i'm no money expert but couldn't that deposit and moving expenses be paid by the two month's of rent they didn't have to pay?

I mean, sure. But it's still kind of a dick move to turn rental houses into AirBnB while tenants are still living there.

#ALAB #ACAB and all that.

[Uncle]

90% of landlords are scum and should be burned at the stake



Landlords contribute nothing to this world and they can burn in hell tbh.

it swings both ways

anyone owning rental property will become a piece of shit after being taken advantage of one too many times and getting walked all over

I know a nice lady and her husband in their 70s, they have one home they rent out

they have seen everything, shit smeared on the walls, absolutely no care taken and no fucks given and no deposit possibly able to cover the damages

they have spent so much time and effort getting the place presentable between asshole tenants

[Potato]

There's a reason you should pay landlord's insurance. I've been lucky, but there are horror stories out there.

[ResetBanBot]

I like out Deadspin tried to use the fact that outrage clickbait generates clicks as a justification for why they should be allowed to woke-twitter at work.

[benjipwns]

burn 👏 down 👏 the 👏 Bay 👏 Area 👏 and 👏 give 👏 the 👏 land 👏 to 👏 the 👏 unionized 👏 workers 👏 who 👏 live 👏 there 👏 but 👏 not 👏 Uber-Capitalist 👏 Jeff Gerstmann 👏👏

[Joe Molotov]

Brb, renting out my Sonic bed for sex.

[OnlyRegret]

90% of landlords are scum and should be burned at the stake



Landlords contribute nothing to this world and they can burn in hell tbh.

it swings both ways

anyone owning rental property will become a piece of shit after being taken advantage of one too many times and getting walked all over

I know a nice lady and her husband in their 70s, they have one home they rent out

they have seen everything, shit smeared on the walls, absolutely no care taken and no fucks given and no deposit possibly able to cover the damages

they have spent so much time and effort getting the place presentable between asshole tenants

someone I know let their's be used for low income renters, place got trashed by drug addicts
best bet is to be picky, knock off the price for someone who is a good person, plus recommendations are weirdly entwined in it. like, I know someone who was renting out a place, tenant eventually moved out and they recommended someone who was looking for a place and so the next tenant was in soon, networking for a place to live in 

[benjipwns]

I think the only thing that really needs to be said about landlords and renters when it comes to ResetERA.com members specifically is what they thought was an important show of defiance when they decided to move from one forum they didn't own to another they didn't own.

[OnlyRegret]

All my properties are in the SF Bay Area where rent and eviction control exist. The power dynamics favor the tenant here.

Right now I am dealing with a hoarder tenant that will cost around 10k to fix the damage caused by her poor housekeeping habits. This is the second time I'm having to deal with this problem in 5 years btw.

I can't do nothing even though she is the proximate cause of all the issues in her unit because of my exposure to a lawsuit from the tenant. Tenants have access to free legal representation (paid by landlords btw) and landlords have to pay out of pocket for an attorney. The tenant will never have to pay for any of the damage she caused because there is no way to ever collect from her.

There is a reason why so many landlords here are want to convert their buildings to condos and the only reason they don't is because local govt. makes it difficult to do so.

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These damn tenants making me work for my free money 

do you think people just wake up one day and find a property to rent out in their ass?

[Boredfrom]

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the best former mod

Is funny, you could say this in reverse.

[shosta]

You mean chichikov thinks I'm the best former mod?!

[benjipwns]

do you think people just wake up one day and find a property to rent out in their ass?

[thetylerrob]

All my properties are in the SF Bay Area where rent and eviction control exist. The power dynamics favor the tenant here.

Right now I am dealing with a hoarder tenant that will cost around 10k to fix the damage caused by her poor housekeeping habits. This is the second time I'm having to deal with this problem in 5 years btw.

I can't do nothing even though she is the proximate cause of all the issues in her unit because of my exposure to a lawsuit from the tenant. Tenants have access to free legal representation (paid by landlords btw) and landlords have to pay out of pocket for an attorney. The tenant will never have to pay for any of the damage she caused because there is no way to ever collect from her.

There is a reason why so many landlords here are want to convert their buildings to condos and the only reason they don't is because local govt. makes it difficult to do so.

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These damn tenants making me work for my free money 

do you think people just wake up one day and find a property to rent out in their ass?

As someone that is going to inherit some pretty valuable land some day, I'm gonna say a good portion of them kinda do. Do you think they work their way up to buying the land through hard work, job skills, market research, grit, and determination? Whining about the hardships of owning property in SF is laughable when you have homeless dying of typhus on the streets.

[Philip Cardgage]

The best thing to come out of this Kotaku shit.

Spanfeller did email Jason Schreier once asking for help fixing his iPhone. It took like ten messages for Jason to realize it was actually a Blackberry, and it was dead.”

[nachobro]

Brb, renting out my Sonic bed for sex.

finally someone will have sex in your bed

[Boredfrom]

So people like Shosta and Tylerrob believe that buildings sprout from the earth or every landlord is fucking Donald Trump? 

[Boredfrom]

All my properties are in the SF Bay Area where rent and eviction control exist. The power dynamics favor the tenant here.

Right now I am dealing with a hoarder tenant that will cost around 10k to fix the damage caused by her poor housekeeping habits. This is the second time I'm having to deal with this problem in 5 years btw.

I can't do nothing even though she is the proximate cause of all the issues in her unit because of my exposure to a lawsuit from the tenant. Tenants have access to free legal representation (paid by landlords btw) and landlords have to pay out of pocket for an attorney. The tenant will never have to pay for any of the damage she caused because there is no way to ever collect from her.

There is a reason why so many landlords here are want to convert their buildings to condos and the only reason they don't is because local govt. makes it difficult to do so.

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These damn tenants making me work for my free money 

do you think people just wake up one day and find a property to rent out in their ass?

As someone that is going to inherit some pretty valuable land some day, I'm gonna say a good portion of them kinda do. Do you think they work their way up to buying the land through hard work, job skills, market research, grit, and determination? Whining about the hardships of owning property in SF is laughable when you have homeless dying of typhus on the streets.

Nevermind buying land, building is not a walk in the park, you ass.

[benjipwns]

So people like Shosta and Tylerrob believe that buildings sprout from the earth or every landlord is fucking Donald Trump? 

Read Settlers

[OnlyRegret]

Won't pretend to know about San Fran, but here? Yeah, I would know since I know them. First gen immigrants who sure as shit didn't inherit anything or start from a point of cushiness.
Busting their ass work multiple low-paying jobs or managing to start a business in a new land. Should they have to slave away to get anywhere? Absolutely not, but I'm not going to knock their hustle or the moxy that got them to a point of "having made it" somewhere without an initial frame of support or privilege to launch from.

[shosta]

Nevermind buying land, building is not a walk in the park, you ass.

Property owners don't build housing, construction workers do.

[thisismyusername]

Brb, renting out my Sonic bed for sex.

finally someone will have sex in your bed

You mean him and demi don't?

[Boredfrom]

So people like Shosta and Tylerrob believe that buildings sprout from the earth or every landlord is fucking Donald Trump? 

Read Settlers

I’m not white.

[benjipwns]

As someone that is going to inherit some pretty valuable land some day

*makes note in the dossier*

[Tripon]

All my properties are in the SF Bay Area where rent and eviction control exist. The power dynamics favor the tenant here.

Right now I am dealing with a hoarder tenant that will cost around 10k to fix the damage caused by her poor housekeeping habits. This is the second time I'm having to deal with this problem in 5 years btw.

I can't do nothing even though she is the proximate cause of all the issues in her unit because of my exposure to a lawsuit from the tenant. Tenants have access to free legal representation (paid by landlords btw) and landlords have to pay out of pocket for an attorney. The tenant will never have to pay for any of the damage she caused because there is no way to ever collect from her.

There is a reason why so many landlords here are want to convert their buildings to condos and the only reason they don't is because local govt. makes it difficult to do so.

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These damn tenants making me work for my free money 

do you think people just wake up one day and find a property to rent out in their ass?

As someone that is going to inherit some pretty valuable land some day, I'm gonna say a good portion of them kinda do. Do you think they work their way up to buying the land through hard work, job skills, market research, grit, and determination? Whining about the hardships of owning property in SF is laughable when you have homeless dying of typhus on the streets.

Pretty much, there's enough vacant apartment units in L.A. to house every single homeless person in L.A. if the goal is to keep people off the streets. I always roll my eyes on a housing company wanting $2000 for a studio that hasn't been rehabbed in decades and in poor maintenance, or wanting $3000-4000+ for a townhouse that was $1500 a decade earlier.

[benjipwns]

I’m not white.

I'll be the judge of that at The People's Tribunal.

[Boredfrom]

Nevermind buying land, building is not a walk in the park, you ass.

Property owners don't build housing, construction workers do.

Dude... 

Is clear that you have not dealt with builders.

[benjipwns]

Given what I was responding to, are you suggesting that private ownership of basically anything will be going away?

Hopefully, for necessities.

free streaming of MCU films

[shosta]

Dude... 

Is clear that you have not dealt with builders.

I don't understand what you're saying

[benjipwns]

We throw away vegetables because they are ugly.

Capitalism is a special brand of wastefulness.

Kurdel is a special brand of poster.

[shosta]

if that face were a vegetable I'd throw it away too

[benjipwns]

how long until the " is it unethical to own a small business" thread

I think ResetERA.com LLC might not allow that thread. But that's just a hunch.

[thetylerrob]

All my properties are in the SF Bay Area where rent and eviction control exist. The power dynamics favor the tenant here.

Right now I am dealing with a hoarder tenant that will cost around 10k to fix the damage caused by her poor housekeeping habits. This is the second time I'm having to deal with this problem in 5 years btw.

I can't do nothing even though she is the proximate cause of all the issues in her unit because of my exposure to a lawsuit from the tenant. Tenants have access to free legal representation (paid by landlords btw) and landlords have to pay out of pocket for an attorney. The tenant will never have to pay for any of the damage she caused because there is no way to ever collect from her.

There is a reason why so many landlords here are want to convert their buildings to condos and the only reason they don't is because local govt. makes it difficult to do so.

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These damn tenants making me work for my free money 

do you think people just wake up one day and find a property to rent out in their ass?

As someone that is going to inherit some pretty valuable land some day, I'm gonna say a good portion of them kinda do. Do you think they work their way up to buying the land through hard work, job skills, market research, grit, and determination? Whining about the hardships of owning property in SF is laughable when you have homeless dying of typhus on the streets.

Nevermind buying land, building is not a walk in the park, you ass.

Lol this post -> 

No need to be so defensive dude we’re just talking shit on the internet, just enjoy that feel of having very minor struggles compared to a lot of people. It’s not that deep.

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P.S. Kill all landlords

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private property is bullshit

[Boredfrom]

Dude... 

Is clear that you have not dealt with builders.

I don't understand what you're saying

My family is trying to build a very small apartment building but all work on it has stopped because the guys that were building it are grifters.

No need to be so defensive dude we’re just talking shit on the internet, just enjoy that feel of having very minor struggles compared to a lot of people. It’s not that deep.

 

Is nice you believe my family is particularly rich or they didn’t have their own fucking struggles.

[benjipwns]

private property is bullshit

User Banbed: (3 days) Advocating piracy

[shosta]

Ooooooh. Now I see why you're so butthurt about my posts.

[benjipwns]

My family is trying to build a very small apartment building

Verdict: white.

[shosta]

Is nice you believe my family is particularly rich or they didn’t have their own fucking struggles.

I don't have anything against any specific people, especially not you or your family

[Lonewulfeus]

Seize the means of production from your landlord!  Tenants rise up!!

[Boredfrom]

Ooooooh. Now I see why you're so butthurt about my posts.

Haha, is so funny, losing money. All landlords are from San Francisco and not from third world countries having trying to build something in the middle of nowhere.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/brainchildlight/status/1188598166444302337

[OnlyRegret]

Ooooooh. Now I see why you're so butthurt about my posts.

Haha, is so funny, losing money. All landlords are from San Francisco and not from third world countries having trying to build something in the middle of nowhere.

where you at? answer state/province/territory if you don't wanna give that much detail, answer if you want that is

[Boredfrom]

Ooooooh. Now I see why you're so butthurt about my posts.

Haha, is so funny, losing money. All landlords are from San Francisco and not from third world countries having trying to build something in the middle of nowhere.

where you at? answer state/province/territory if you don't wanna give that much detail, answer if you want that is

Mexico.

[benjipwns]

I can see the error. They're talking about rising up and slaughtering the landlords in places in the final stages of Capitalism and ready for the Revolution like the rich urban areas of America, not places that just moved beyond the stage of Imperialism into Feudalism like Mexico and Canada. #SocialismInOneCountyOrWard

[shosta]

Haha, is so funny, losing money. All landlords are from San Francisco and not from third world countries having trying to build something in the middle of nowhere.

Okay maricon, let's be clear, since you insist on getting your feelings hurt in this thread today:
1) you're in Mexico, not some shithole like Papua New Guinea or Zambia, so don't try to pull some victim card out on me or act like you're bringing civilization to the wilderness
2) I can only speak for me, but I don't think the average landlord is an evil person or anything, they fill a need in society and that's just the way things work
3) You haven't even bothered to ask me what I think or why I think it yet, so stop getting upset at me like I said your family should be put in a ditch somewhere
4) build the wall

[benjipwns]

Maybe you shouldn't take your ideas about socialism from cartoons and propaganda.

[benjipwns]

Even ignoring the arguable nature that this is how things "need" to be. Landlords don't even produce the basic need of housing. That house was not built by the landlord, and management of the property is not in itself productive. Landlords don't produce anything, they just profit from limiting access to already existing housing infrastructure.