My US Govt house cost a ton of fucking money to build, but when you check the receipts its because I bought a lot of $500 hammers, which I didn't actually buy, I converted to a slush fund to go fuck up a neighbouring housing development by flooding it with drugs and arming the local gangs with guns because I figured my house would look better if the neighbours live in a fucking violent drug addicted slum.
My Glorious CCCP Govt house looks amazing from the front, and is clearly just as good and powerful as all the other houses out there. But you go round the back and its just a big fucking photograph of a house glued onto a cardboard fascia nailed onto a rickety corrugated iron roofed shanty, with a bucket for a toilet.