Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 93708 times)

demi · « **Reply #1620 on:** September 08, 2008, 05:07:20 PM »

I'm biting my knuckles here... you're killing me

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1621 on:** September 08, 2008, 05:22:24 PM »

Bildi · « **Reply #1622 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 08, 2008, 04:09:26 PM

Okay, but I need an extra-long, plump weiner that'll completely fill up my buns? I hate that when the weiner is so small you need a second one just to fill you up.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #1623 on:** September 18, 2008, 10:39:39 AM »

Did I just GG hating on my man Ronito?

FUCK YOU

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1624 on:** September 20, 2008, 10:39:23 PM »

didnt he join ages ago

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1625 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:42:15 PM »

I'm gonna go buy a cookie. At the late night cookie truck that parks in front of my college library. Do you guys have a late night cookie truck? No? Well, it's because they found out you like men.

Bildi · « **Reply #1626 on:** September 23, 2008, 01:55:39 AM »

You say that like it's some secret.

SVN · « **Reply #1627 on:** September 23, 2008, 07:14:33 AM »

Hey guys, saw this place on gaf a while ago and thought i'd sign up

Powerslave · « **Reply #1628 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:52:03 AM »

Welcome, grab yourself some juice.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1629 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:54:26 AM »

and by juice he means semen, and by semen he means my semen

demi · « **Reply #1630 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:53:38 PM »

Quote from: SVN on September 23, 2008, 07:14:33 AM

Hey guys, saw this place on gaf a while ago and thought i'd sign up

are you the best, mayne?

Reb · « **Reply #1631 on:** September 23, 2008, 02:37:20 PM »

Well cum.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1632 on:** September 23, 2008, 03:43:02 PM »

Quote from: SVN on September 23, 2008, 07:14:33 AM

Hey guys, saw this place on gaf a while ago and thought i'd sign up

Please state your sexual preference before posting; top, bottom, or power bottom.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1633 on:** September 23, 2008, 03:45:35 PM »

Quote from: SVN on September 23, 2008, 07:14:33 AM

Hey guys, saw this place on gaf a while ago and thought i'd sign up

I hope your name stands for "Super Vaginal Noob." If not I'm gonna show you to the dumpster.

You'll get used to it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1634 on:** September 24, 2008, 12:49:36 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 23, 2008, 03:43:02 PM

Quote from: SVN on September 23, 2008, 07:14:33 AM
Hey guys, saw this place on gaf a while ago and thought i'd sign up

Please state your sexual preference before posting; top, bottom, or power bottom.

If you don't know which one to pick, just choose "tauntaun" for now.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1635 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:41:56 AM »

Don't worry, we don't actually practice the full Tauntaun here, it's more of a reverse half-tauntaun. The full tauntaun is a move so dirty that it was left out of the Kama Sutra, and has been banned in most civilized countries. Few people have even seen the tauntaun performed and lived, all we have is sketchy second-hand information from unreliable sources, but artist recreations depict it going something like this:

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Powerslave · « **Reply #1636 on:** September 25, 2008, 03:08:26 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1637 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:50:11 AM »

I'd say that's about 80% accurate. 100% can only be experienced.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1638 on:** September 25, 2008, 04:22:06 PM »

I love how the hippo is crying.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1639 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:11:57 PM »

well you could assume tauntaun has 1 rok hard loli kok, more than a hippo can handle

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1640 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:19:05 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on September 25, 2008, 04:22:06 PM

I love how the hippo is crying.

That isn't tears... that is just how much juice TT is packin'.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1641 on:** September 26, 2008, 10:32:00 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on September 25, 2008, 09:11:57 PM

well you could assume tauntaun has 1 rok hard loli kok, more than a hippo can handle

You know it, my kok is l337.

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 25, 2008, 11:19:05 PM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on September 25, 2008, 04:22:06 PM
I love how the hippo is crying.
That isn't tears... that is just how much juice TT is packin'.

Straight up dude, when you cum for a minute like me, the cum needs to go somewhere!

demi · « **Reply #1642 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:57:56 PM »

you have a panda bear avatar. i think that's cute.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1643 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:58:05 PM »

Welcome duder.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1644 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:58:38 PM »

Welcome, my precious taco.

demi · « **Reply #1645 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:07:11 AM »

Well don't get comfortable in this thread... jump right in and post away.

Where everybody is somebody.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1646 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:27:44 AM »

We already have some one with a panda avatar!

I'm being replaced!!!

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1647 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:31:32 AM »

Quiet, trick. Evilbore can never have too many bears.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1648 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:34:03 AM »

It's arvie, not trick.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1649 on:** September 29, 2008, 01:25:17 AM »

hu? what?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1650 on:** October 14, 2008, 09:55:47 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 29, 2008, 12:45:47 AM

what? where?

the panda eats chutes and leaves.

*rimshot*

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1651 on:** October 14, 2008, 10:01:56 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 14, 2008, 09:55:47 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on September 29, 2008, 12:45:47 AM
what? where?

the panda eats chutes and leaves.

Spoken like a true Italian.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1652 on:** October 22, 2008, 09:02:54 AM »

Just be yourself dude.

Reb · « **Reply #1653 on:** October 22, 2008, 10:25:16 AM »

He tries so hard it goes beyond annoying and becomes endearing.

demi · « **Reply #1654 on:** October 24, 2008, 02:44:09 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on October 23, 2008, 11:34:57 PM

I've been seeing a user named theetrin lately. That's gotta be thetrin from GAF. Hope it is; he was an awesome poster over there.

he's posted here before, but we scared him off

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1655 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:13:42 AM »

Quote from: demi on October 24, 2008, 02:44:09 AM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on October 23, 2008, 11:34:57 PM
I've been seeing a user named theetrin lately. That's gotta be thetrin from GAF. Hope it is; he was an awesome poster over there.

he's posted here before, but we scared him off

He couldn't handle or rock hard koks.

Reb · « **Reply #1656 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM »

He posted here today. :rolleyes

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1657 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:50:29 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM

He posted here today. :rolleyes

He trembles in fear before us!

Reb · « **Reply #1658 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:36:39 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 24, 2008, 10:50:29 AM

Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
He posted here today. :rolleyes

He trembles in fear before us!

Oh, something will tremble alright.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1659 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:59:08 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 11:36:39 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 24, 2008, 10:50:29 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
He posted here today. :rolleyes

He trembles in fear before us!

Oh, something will tremble alright.

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The Sceneman · « **Reply #1660 on:** October 25, 2008, 09:25:26 PM »

youre getting fucked wether you like it or not slut

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1661 on:** October 25, 2008, 10:46:11 PM »

Wrong thread.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #1662 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:08:36 PM »

Karakand registered at EB. I invited him but he was denied. Why the fuss? He's awesome.

Let him in!

demi · « **Reply #1663 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 12, 2009, 07:08:36 PM

Karakand registered at EB. I invited him but he was denied. Why the fuss? He's awesome.

Let him in!

wut... he wasnt denied. i approved him just now. if hes a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow then you better hope you dont get permanently banned from GAF. cause you aint coming back here. Duck Amuck.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #1664 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:18:34 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #1665 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:33:11 PM »

Who is Karakand? does he likes the Metal Gear solid series?

demi · « **Reply #1666 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:37:30 PM »

METAL GEAR SUCKS

except Ghost Babel

Kara · « **Reply #1667 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:41:07 PM »

I ordered Pizza Hut delivery once back in the day solely so I could get a copy of the MGS1 demo and a bout of diarrhea for the night (from the pizza).

Diunx · « **Reply #1668 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:42:27 PM »

Karakand

Kara · « **Reply #1669 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:44:14 PM »

It was pepperoni stuffed crust BTW.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #1670 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:01:09 PM »

I notice you in the football thread now and again, don't worry about that.

I support Liverpool by the way :p

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1671 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:08:22 PM »

Karakand

demi · « **Reply #1672 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:15:26 PM »

now you have someone to play with

cigarillo

Kara · « **Reply #1673 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:15:47 PM »

Quote from: InfectedGib on March 12, 2009, 08:01:09 PM

I notice you in the football thread now and again, don't worry about that.

Hard to miss me if you read that thread.

T234 · « **Reply #1674 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:31:08 PM »

There is almost enough people here to support an NCAA thread here. Last time I tried, it was just a trollfest between me and Tet

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1675 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:33:57 PM »

omg NBA-AGE CONTINUES ITS INVASION

btw lakers are fegs

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1676 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:02:39 AM »

it's ok he won't talk for a while...

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with my cock in his mouth

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etiolate · « **Reply #1677 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:02:06 AM »

nba talk here is all kevin martin, ALL THE TIME

Kara · « **Reply #1678 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:37:05 AM »

I drove down his wages as only a Pole knows how so he had to leave.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1679 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:26:20 PM »

just in time for march madness I see

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Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 93708 times)