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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10920 on: July 15, 2020, 08:53:22 AM »
It's excess deaths. So a negative number means they had fewer than the average, previous year, or whatever metric is used.

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« Reply #10921 on: July 15, 2020, 08:55:57 AM »
lol, it‘s clearly people rising from the dead.

raist can‘t read statistics :heh

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10922 on: July 15, 2020, 08:58:11 AM »
Isreal are using rona on the dead to raise a zombie army, it’s in the wiki leaks :titus :stahp

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« Reply #10923 on: July 15, 2020, 10:36:52 AM »
It might not be corona that I have as the kids tested negative but goddamn this is a shitty cold. Nose runny, sore throat, low fever.

Prov doesn't help I got like 4 hours of sleep and drove across the country with the fam today.

Damn makes me imagine how full blown corona must be.

I feel fucking afwul. Gonna double up on hygiene and precautions not to catch the bitch.

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« Reply #10924 on: July 15, 2020, 10:44:55 AM »
Shout out to Israel having negative deaths

Theyve been too distracted by the rona to bomb and murder Palestinians
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« Reply #10925 on: July 15, 2020, 11:02:16 AM »
lol, it‘s clearly people rising from the dead.

raist can‘t read statistics :heh

The French can’t do anything right. Other than giving up that is  :rodney
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« Reply #10926 on: July 15, 2020, 11:09:43 AM »
Got my test results back and I'm negative!

I did a drive thru testing over at Stony Brook, there were like 5 different people asking to see my license and filling out different points of data, then when I got there, I rolled down the window and got the swab. Felt like what happens if you get a bunch of saltwater up your nose while swimming in the ocean. There wasn't anyone ahead of me when I went (5:30PM), one person was behind me. The whole process took about 3 minutes, and then I got the email this morning that the test results were ready. Unfortunately there was a bit of fuckery with the login, they asked me to verify my account and were asking all these weird irrelevant questions (like "what town is South Lake LLC in?" whaaaa? Had to contact customer support to get an account reset.
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« Reply #10927 on: July 15, 2020, 11:12:00 AM »
It might not be corona that I have as the kids tested negative but goddamn this is a shitty cold. Nose runny, sore throat, low fever.

Prov doesn't help I got like 4 hours of sleep and drove across the country with the fam today.

Damn makes me imagine how full blown corona must be.

I feel fucking afwul. Gonna double up on hygiene and precautions not to catch the bitch.

What's with the "well it's not Corona so I think I'll go out in public and spread this cold" attitude?  "Man I feel awful, think I'll go spread this around."

Like are we gonna learn nothing from all of this?

How am I out in public? I drove my fam cross country so they can visit friends and enjoy and Ill stay put where we are staying till Im ok.

Kids already bounced back and my wife is fucking immune or something. Im last hit.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10928 on: July 15, 2020, 11:12:35 AM »
lol, it‘s clearly people rising from the dead.

raist can‘t read statistics :heh

The French can’t do anything right. Other than giving up that is  :rodney
https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1222643635994292224
Counterpoint. French Firemen setting themselves on fire to kick French Police's ass.



https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/28/french-firefighters-set-alight-start-fighting-police-12139804/

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« Reply #10931 on: July 15, 2020, 12:07:27 PM »
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« Reply #10936 on: July 15, 2020, 12:24:51 PM »
Here in upstate NY, I would say 99% of people wear a mask when required indoors. That 1% that don't is a type. You can tell what kind of person they are. You could see it a mile away.
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« Reply #10937 on: July 15, 2020, 12:41:22 PM »
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1283412697011359745
:society

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« Reply #10938 on: July 15, 2020, 01:01:03 PM »
My lease ends on August 31 and it's becoming very clear that thanks to the IMBECILES in Florida and Texas, this shit wont end any time soon.

Has anyone relocated or thinking about doing so?
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« Reply #10939 on: July 15, 2020, 01:08:27 PM »
Those who fly in glass planes during a pandemic
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« Reply #10941 on: July 15, 2020, 01:21:06 PM »
James, I'm assuming you live somewhere in the United States. To be frank, there is no safe place in the U.S., so unless you can find a bunker in the woods and survive there for a year, you are going to live in an area that has some sort of risk to it, whether it be a city, suburbs or rural. The smartest play, IMO is to offer to stay for a 6 month lease at your current rate if you can afford it, or see if you can get free months with a 12 month lease on your current deal.

What was Washington state's issue at the beginning of the year became the North East, then became the Geographically southern states issue, because this virus travels with people, and if people continue to travel without taking the nesscary precautions, than it'll keep on spreading.

If you can really move away from your workplace, or think you can find work easily once you move, and places like Texas or Florida are too much of a risk, then you probably want to move to a state like Hawaii, which even with the increasing cases, is an island state, so can at least restrict travel more easily than a contiguous state like New Mexico or Colorado.

Speaking personally, I expect the Fall and winter to be bad, and there will be no safe state or area and hope I'm wrong.

https://www.covidexitstrategy.org/

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10942 on: July 15, 2020, 01:24:47 PM »
My roommate told me that one of his friends in NYC moved from Queens to Brooklyn. She and her partner are paying LESS in a two person apartment than they were in Queens where there was like 5 of them. So I don't know man.

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« Reply #10943 on: July 15, 2020, 01:53:34 PM »
Remember james as part of 'the plan' deviants such are yourself are to be dropped 20 miles behind the lines of Beijing equipped with an official COVID-19 commemoration badge, a can of Goya beans and the spirit of freedom this upcoming November.

If only you had say a fund to buy yourself safe passage to the low countries of Europe before October ;)

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« Reply #10944 on: July 15, 2020, 02:00:21 PM »
Not sure we should act all smug when people are dying and I can see a second wave hitting the EU too soon now that the kids are out boozing in Spain

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« Reply #10945 on: July 15, 2020, 02:03:15 PM »
https://twitter.com/tylikcat/status/1282363758736744455

Strokes, blood clotting, heart damage, reduced lung capacity, chronic fatigue syndrome, shriveled balls.

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« Reply #10946 on: July 15, 2020, 02:10:35 PM »
Here in upstate NY, I would say 99% of people wear a mask when required indoors. That 1% that don't is a type. You can tell what kind of person they are. You could see it a mile away.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10948 on: July 15, 2020, 02:40:50 PM »
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1283412697011359745
:society

I'm actually amazed that between this and removing guns after Parkland that Walmart has actually been on the right side of history of the culture war bullshit even when it would impact their bottom line by pissing off their most loyal customers :leon

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« Reply #10949 on: July 15, 2020, 02:49:34 PM »
When you have a near monopoly, you don't really have to worry about customer concerns.


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« Reply #10951 on: July 15, 2020, 03:16:39 PM »
What is most baffling is that they say this is a Chinese Bio Weapon engineered to target the US economy in retaliation for the tariffs and trade war.
While at the same time maintaining it is no big deal, a hoax or not their responsibility whenever causality numbers are brought up or action is required.
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« Reply #10953 on: July 15, 2020, 03:34:17 PM »
Pastor is gonna defy our states mandate
https://www.newsweek.com/california-pastor-vows-church-will-defy-lockdown-order-says-hell-obey-word-god-1517962


Time to rename his church's location in google maps to a COVID-19 testing site.

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« Reply #10954 on: July 15, 2020, 03:40:24 PM »
James, I'm assuming you live somewhere in the United States. To be frank, there is no safe place in the U.S., so unless you can find a bunker in the woods and survive there for a year, you are going to live in an area that has some sort of risk to it, whether it be a city, suburbs or rural. The smartest play, IMO is to offer to stay for a 6 month lease at your current rate if you can afford it, or see if you can get free months with a 12 month lease on your current deal.

What was Washington state's issue at the beginning of the year became the North East, then became the Geographically southern states issue, because this virus travels with people, and if people continue to travel without taking the nesscary precautions, than it'll keep on spreading.

If you can really move away from your workplace, or think you can find work easily once you move, and places like Texas or Florida are too much of a risk, then you probably want to move to a state like Hawaii, which even with the increasing cases, is an island state, so can at least restrict travel more easily than a contiguous state like New Mexico or Colorado.

Speaking personally, I expect the Fall and winter to be bad, and there will be no safe state or area and hope I'm wrong.

https://www.covidexitstrategy.org/

Heres my situation.

My bosses had a meeting last week and apparently the consensus is that WFH is going well and there is no reason to return to office until there is a vaccine. That being said, it is not their final decision, it is up to the president. Right now we are WFH until end of August and I would wager theres a 90% chance the big bosses extend until end of year.

I live in northern NJ. My apartment is great. The thing is, I live here because of location (was between my and ex-s jobs) and the amenities. As such, it is also priced fairly high because of those features. But the ameneties have been closed since March 15, and the location is useless now. GF is gone, and it seems like I wont need to commute for a long time. The location is also great for access to NYC, Hoboken etc, but there is also no reason to visit those places.

So why break the bank paying for an apartment that I cant take full advantage of?

And frankly my life sucks right now. I am completely alone. I travel from bedroom to living room and back. Every other day I go out to pick up cheap takeout food. Ive had two social "dates" since March.

So here are the options Im thinking about right now:

-Renew the lease, pray things get better so I can use the amenities and social life of the NYC region

-Stay in state, but move somewhere cheaper/more suburban. Ill still be lonely as fuck, but at least there will be trees, maybe I can buy a hammock. Maybe I can find a 2 bedroom for the same price and have a real home office

- Get the fuck out of this piece of shit country. Put my furniture into storage, grab my computer and clothes, and find a short-term furnished rental in a Caribbean island that is free of the rona and maybe in the fall go to western Europe if theyll let me in. I would tell my bosses Im working from my dads house in MA or whatever.


Honestly Im falling apart. NJ did what we were supposed to do. R is under 1. Hospitals are empty. But the fucking republican neanderthals have made it so life is ruined for the rest of the year.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10955 on: July 15, 2020, 03:45:34 PM »
I highly doubt you will be able to relocate to a new country in the middle of a pandemic. 
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« Reply #10956 on: July 15, 2020, 03:50:03 PM »
Barbados is soliciting people like him.



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« Reply #10957 on: July 15, 2020, 03:52:09 PM »
I highly doubt you will be able to relocate to a new country in the middle of a pandemic.

That the thing, i can.

Puerto Rico, Barbados, Aruba and antigua are all open with proof of negative test result before flying. Virgin Island too but those prices big oof

And Aruba only has 4 cases. I could live again guys
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« Reply #10958 on: July 15, 2020, 03:54:10 PM »
I would do it. The time to do things like this is when you're younger and you never know, maybe it opens new doors that might not have ever existed.


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10959 on: July 15, 2020, 04:00:55 PM »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10960 on: July 15, 2020, 04:09:55 PM »
You can probably move to Epstein Island, James

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10961 on: July 15, 2020, 04:30:56 PM »
Pastor is gonna defy our states mandate
https://www.newsweek.com/california-pastor-vows-church-will-defy-lockdown-order-says-hell-obey-word-god-1517962


Time to rename his church's location in google maps to a COVID-19 testing site.

I've noticed that a lot of the biggest anti maskers, covid is a hoax people, tend to be the super religious. It's not really surprising.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10963 on: July 15, 2020, 04:37:27 PM »

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« Reply #10964 on: July 15, 2020, 04:46:56 PM »
I've noticed that a lot of the biggest anti maskers, covid is a hoax people, tend to be the super religious. It's not really surprising.

You're not wrong. What gets me is people in 2020 believing in a religion at all and practicing their faith while continuing to look down at others as if they are holier than thou. I'm all for freedoms and liberties, but science is one of those things that is fact based and when faced with facts people who believe in their faith more than reality are fucking nuts!

I'd expound why religion as a whole doesn't have a place in modern society, but that is a difficult subject matter for some still. As a tool/framework religion can be good, but only if it's helping others. The moment it starts to hurt others that's when it stops serving the good of the people.

Case in point all of these conservative fuckers and not wearing a mask.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10965 on: July 15, 2020, 04:59:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/FOX29philly/status/1282757808488841217

 :doge

While it definitely seems too late to contain the virus through contact tracing, it is more important than ever to go through that process so we can see how many people died because company X or Y opened up and took unnecessary risks.

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« Reply #10966 on: July 15, 2020, 05:05:11 PM »
https://twitter.com/FOX29philly/status/1282757808488841217

 :doge

While it definitely seems too late to contain the virus through contact tracing, it is more important than ever to go through that process so we can see how many people died because company X or Y opened up and took unnecessary risks.

Gonna repeat myself from the shit thread but break zones aren't exactly outrageous, provided they adhere to social distancing guidelines. (Indoor ones are not good tho.)

The park should probably not be open at all, considering the situation in Florida.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10968 on: July 15, 2020, 05:35:06 PM »
Job is gonna go forward with opening to the public despite cases skyrocketing in the state.

"Oh but we're only going to be open to the public five at a time in about 1-2 hour blocks thorughout the day for about 2-3 sessions/reservations." -Manager.

Like that makes me feel better. Everyone has complained about the small size the place, no actual distancing for shit, having to remove shit just to make sure people don't unfocus from what they're doing (print/fax), etc. It's a mess.

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« Reply #10969 on: July 15, 2020, 05:42:29 PM »
Here are the places I could move to to escape Americans

https://thepointsguy.com/guide/places-americans-can-travel-internationally/
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10971 on: July 15, 2020, 05:45:14 PM »
Quote from: brawndolicious

While it definitely seems too late to contain the virus through contact tracing, it is more important than ever to go through that process so we can see how many people died because company X or Y opened up and took unnecessary risks.

That's what I was saying earlier in the thread. If we're going to "live with covid", the least we can do is use all these cases as data points  for how to improve.

Without contact tracing all these people are suffering and nothing is being gained to help us move forward.

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« Reply #10972 on: July 15, 2020, 06:10:22 PM »
Sint Maarten doesnt look expensive and has that world famous Dutch directness
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« Reply #10975 on: July 15, 2020, 06:43:44 PM »
Imagine moving to the Caribbean in what’s forecast to be an above average hurricane season :heh

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« Reply #10976 on: July 15, 2020, 06:45:58 PM »
Imagine moving to the Caribbean in what’s forecast to be an above average hurricane season :heh

Wasn't Saint-Martin island hit hard last year or the year before ?
Not sure what kind of job prospects you can have there, too.
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« Reply #10977 on: July 15, 2020, 06:47:28 PM »
Imagine moving to the Caribbean in what’s forecast to be an above average hurricane season :heh

Wasn't Saint-Martin island hit hard last year or the year before ?
Not sure what kind of job prospects you can have there, too.

Irma fucked it’s shit up in 2017.

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« Reply #10978 on: July 15, 2020, 06:52:18 PM »
Imagine moving to the Caribbean in what’s forecast to be an above average hurricane season :heh

Aruba was last hit by a hurricane in 2007.

But good point, might be smarter than st maarten even though the apartments are smaller and more expensive
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« Reply #10979 on: July 15, 2020, 06:58:00 PM »
cuba  :rejoice
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