Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart

[james]

cuba 

Not an option without internet

[curly]

cuba 

Not an option without internet

probably their biggest selling point tbh

[team filler]

no 5G 

[james]

After repeating all these lame jokes you'd think one of you dumbasses would Google the name of Epstein Island

[Mandark]

[curly]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

[shosta]

Not an option for someone with your tastes

twitter.com/SheikhStalin/status/1170690758392918016

the music

[james]

Another new record. We broke 70k boys

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[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/rahulbali/status/1283550330735734786

[Stro]

These leaders should be arrested and charged with being a menace to the public

[team filler]

These leaders should be arrested and charged with being a menace to the public

slippery slope! don't want to lose our humanititties!

[Stro]

I agree, we should never lose our human titties, but come on these people are literally getting people killed with shit like that

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Fla_Pol/status/1283442831642832900

[Oblivion]

https://twitter.com/nataliexdean/status/1283134585665200131

[BIONIC]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

[team filler]

I agree, we should never lose our human titties, but come on these people are literally getting people killed with shit like that

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1277796592595038208

gotta make sure these guys get treated fairly and we don't wish ill upon them!

[shosta]

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/georgia-gov-brian-kemp-explicitly-voids-local-mask-71810627

[Tripon]

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-07-16/china-firm-tests-coronavirus-vaccine-own-employees

[Great Rumbler]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

Oh, I guess that's a crime now? I thought this was America!

[Madrun Badrun]

Got to wear a mask while you do it. 

[ToxicAdam]

 

There's no aerosolization happening at Niagra Falls, commie.

[Flannel Boy]

Florida: 13,965 new coronavirus cases and 156 deaths, a record for deaths.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1278807081567555589

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[Madrun Badrun]

11.2% positive rate, which is better but not good.

[VomKriege]

These leaders should be arrested and charged with being a menace to the public

Fear of a GOP Planet

[bork]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/georgia-gov-brian-kemp-explicitly-voids-local-mask-71810627

GA governor fuckhead at it again.

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1283785278264508419

[Tripon]

[thisismyusername]

For Toilet4U:

https://www.epi.org/blog/joblessness-remains-at-historic-levels-the-extra-600-in-ui-benefits-expires-next-week-congress-must-extend-it/

[curly]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

[OnlyRegret]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

片手で見る *

[VomKriege]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

Please. I savor hentai. 

[G The Resurrected]

Clovis Unified in Clovis, CA has decided that they'll be opening up all of their schools right behind Orange County... I'm not surprised about this one bit, it's where my father lives and those people are trash. I now have to worry about my grandfather who is friendly with the neighbors who work in that school district as teachers.

I can't get a damn break from this insanity.

Also the fix is in with the data, expect those numbers to start heading down.

[TakingBackSunday]

we live in fucking stupid hell

[Cindi Mayweather]

I read the Oklahoma governor who tested positive was at fucking Wal-Mart shopping maskless last weekend. Jesus Christ, can we please put these Republicans in jail? When will they ever be held accountable? Ted Cruz riding in an airplane without a mask too. I fucking hate them and how they view themselves above the law.

Americans need to go full on French and protest with guillotines.

[G The Resurrected]

Americans need to go full on French and protest with guillotines.

I'm ok with this

Honestly though we should root out republicans entirely from our system of government. There is a strong enough moderate/conservative/middle base within the Democratic Party that could replace it. Leaving way for a more progressive party to form similar to many European countries. It's a long shot, but it's what we need to do to get the scales back in order. There is no place for republicans if we don't leave them a place to begin with. Take the money and powerful lobbying groups out of politics and get it back into the hands of the people so we can keep this great experiment of ours alive and well. Impose term limits while we're at it too.

Tax the fucking rich to death if we have to as well.

[BIONIC]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

So you regularly read manga depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Gotcha 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Americans need to go full on French and protest with guillotines.

I'm ok with this

Honestly though we should root out republicans entirely from our system of government. There is a strong enough moderate/conservative/middle base within the Democratic Party that could replace it. Leaving way for a more progressive party to form similar to many European countries. It's a long shot, but it's what we need to do to get the scales back in order. There is no place for republicans if we don't leave them a place to begin with. Take the money and powerful lobbying groups out of politics and get it back into the hands of the people so we can keep this great experiment of ours alive and well. Impose term limits while we're at it too.

Tax the fucking rich to death if we have to as well.

Republicans need to go the way of the dodo. But they won't. They always come back. After Nixon they declared Republicans dead. Same after Bush. And they'll do the same after Trump. They always come back, and worse every time.

[Cindi Mayweather]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

So you regularly read manga depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Gotcha 

Shut the fuck up and let people fap in peace. We've disavowed that stuff in the hentai thread. You most likely fap to actual women sold into sex slavery. Get off your high horse, fgt.

[curly]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

So you regularly read manga depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Gotcha 

Nope don't read lolicon shit

[Flannel Boy]

https://twitter.com/thegarance/status/1283576896215748613

 

[Joe Molotov]

Zoomers: "Haha, millenials suck! All they do is charge they phone, eat hot chip, complain about Boomers."

Boomers: "It's 8am, time for your chronic lung disease, dears!"

Zoomers:

Millenials: 

[G The Resurrected]

Republicans need to go the way of the dodo. But they won't. They always come back. After Nixon they declared Republicans dead. Same after Bush. And they'll do the same after Trump. They always come back, and worse every time.

I like to think about it like racism/fascism , if you aren't actively condemning it every second of every day it will continue to survive. So we have to be against them every fucking day and give them no quarter. They can take their facist ideas and die like the dodo you speak of.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Zoomers: "Haha, millenials suck! All they do is charge they phone, eat hot chip, complain about Boomers."

Boomers: "It's 8am, time for your chronic lung disease, dears!"

Zoomers:

Millenials: 

Aren't a lot of millennial not taking it seriously as well?

[I'm a Puppy!]

So in a depressing sign of the times my Gym was like "Yay! We're reopening!" A few weeks ago. Myself and probably most people were like "Hah! As if I'm going back now!"

Then Newsom closed the gyms again. Now I'm getting emails from my gym "Guys, please. Anyone wanna rent some fitness equipment? Anyone? Please? We're dying"

Poor gym.

[ToxicAdam]

Speaking of working out, prices for free weights have absolutely gone crazy in the past few months. You can't find any in stores and when you try to buy used people are charging up to 5 dollars a lb. In the past, prices would be in the 1.50 - 2 lb range.

[Positive Touch]

my fucking gym charged me without telling me they were reopening, and apparently to cancel i have to go up there in person. i love capitalism.

[tiesto]

my fucking gym charged me without telling me they were reopening, and apparently to cancel i have to go up there in person. i love capitalism.

LA Fitness perchance?
Getting out of a corporate gym membership is one of the most obnoxious things ever.

[Stro]

I got an email from Amazon for a matching set of 5lbs plates for $75


Another for an olympic bar for $79 which is like woah that's a fucking deal even if it's not the highest quality better get on this shit immediately. Actually click on the link and it was $700.


Might be able to get a good deal on used equipment from closing gyms tho

my fucking gym charged me without telling me they were reopening, and apparently to cancel i have to go up there in person. i love capitalism.

Yeah PF did that as well. Well, they at least sent an email (which goes to spam of course) about resuming fees since they're open after freezing everyone's account since March, but to cancel you have to go in. But I just called an asked to freeze it indefinitely, but they only do it in 3 month chunks and you have to renew it every time or they cancel your account anyway, so I just cancelled it then and that was that. Account was immediately deactivated but I have a feeling they're still going to charge me for this month

[james]

Speaking of working out, prices for free weights have absolutely gone crazy in the past few months. You can't find any in stores and when you try to buy used people are charging up to 5 dollars a lb. In the past, prices would be in the 1.50 - 2 lb range.

Do people realize that a gallon of water weighs 8.3 lbs?

Thats like a dollar.

[Nintex]

Zoomers: "Haha, millenials suck! All they do is charge they phone, eat hot chip, complain about Boomers."

Boomers: "It's 8am, time for your chronic lung disease, dears!"

Zoomers:

Gen-X: 

Millenials: 

Fixed

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/1283506507259224064

[Positive Touch]

my fucking gym charged me without telling me they were reopening, and apparently to cancel i have to go up there in person. i love capitalism.

LA Fitness perchance?
Getting out of a corporate gym membership is one of the most obnoxious things ever.

it was club fitness, the bastards. annoying as hell too because i only joined earlier in the year and had to pay all those upfront fees.

[Stro]

Speaking of working out, prices for free weights have absolutely gone crazy in the past few months. You can't find any in stores and when you try to buy used people are charging up to 5 dollars a lb. In the past, prices would be in the 1.50 - 2 lb range.

Do people realize that a gallon of water weighs 8.3 lbs?

Thats like a dollar.

Gallons of water also will not last long with people working out with any regularity or intensity before busting, most won't fit on bars, etc.  Better off filling big buckets with water or concrete (or rocks if you have access to that many) than buying gallon jugs of water if you're going to do the home made weights route.

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/nycgov/status/1283440186370560000

 

[Oblivion]

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/1283506507259224064

god, i'm so glad i graduated long before having to deal with this crap

[james]

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/1283506507259224064

https://twitter.com/timbonstewart/status/1283542364083060737

 

[Flannel Boy]

https://twitter.com/nycgov/status/1283440186370560000

 

Gen Xers are 39.5 and over. . .