Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart

[shosta]

is the city of new york's budget in such dire straits that they couldn't make a nice python graph

[mormapope]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

So you regularly read manga depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Gotcha 

Shut the fuck up and let people fap in peace. We've disavowed that stuff in the hentai thread. You most likely fap to actual women sold into sex slavery. Get off your high horse, fgt.

The women I wanna fuck are chubby nerdy girls that suck dick like champs and they're only slavedom is to Taco Bell, thank you very much 

[Stro]

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1283839301734801410


Also of note is that a new model is projection a million new cases a day and 800k dead in the United States by the end of the year, as the press secretary says they have to ignore the science and put every child and their communities at risk for...you know, reasons.

[ToxicAdam]

All of this reminds me of when dad would take "a shortcut" during family vacation, get hopelessly lost and then yell at us for questioning him.

[ToxicAdam]

Gallons of water also will not last long with people working out with any regularity or intensity before busting, most won't fit on bars, etc.  Better off filling big buckets with water or concrete (or rocks if you have access to that many) than buying gallon jugs of water if you're going to do the home made weights route.

yea, cinder blocks are the way to go if you want to do a budget gym. They are roughly 40 lbs a piece, relatively cheap and easy to lug around. You can leave them outside all year round. You can get them for like 3-5 dollars per.

[james]

Lol 40lbs OK Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Flannel Boy]

Toxic posted a photo of himself from the 90s--he was built.

[Flannel Boy]

Three weeks ago, Quebec released three days' worth of combined data on one single day: 142 new cases
Today: 142 new cases

[BIONIC]

Toxic posted a photo of himself from the 90s--he was built.

How built was his hog tho?

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/parscale/status/1283806757140279299

stost, dis you? 

[Mandark]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

So you regularly read manga depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Gotcha 

Nope don't read lolicon shit

bionic, in his desperation to defend james' pedophilia, trying to pin a loli fetish on the forum's premier Misato Katsuragi stan

gtfo

[Madrun Badrun]

Canada's numbers were bad today

[Mandark]

As it gets worse, testing becomes more of a limiting factor. Official cases peaked around 40k per day in the first spike, but NY/NJ were obviously being way undercounted.

Here's a graph of estimated actual infections by Youyang Gu, who seems to do a decent job of modeling the virus.

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[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1283730652148502528

[Madrun Badrun]

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/uoft-scientists-mask-deactivates-coronavirus

[Madrun Badrun]

https://apnews.com/d520e9a921c85e9e0cc94890a6349ab3

ANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — People who have tested positive for COVID-19 in Arizona are being transferred to New Mexico hospitals because of staffing shortages and a lack of bed space, under a federal law that requires hospitals to accept patients from neighboring states if beds are available.

Democratic Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham said the transfer of out-of-state patients poses challenges as some New Mexico facilities are at or nearing capacity, the Albuquerque Journal reported.

New Mexico has fewer hospital beds per capita than many other states, she said.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/lapublichealth/status/1283921854651158528

[Madrun Badrun]

+73,311

[Stro]

How many more days until we aren't getting any numbers and when we do, they're magically half of what they were

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/kelseytaysutton/status/1283538845695442944

[Mandark]

it's a "parody" page on fb

[Mandark]

AZ and TX hospitalizations have maybe reached a peak, so that's good news I guess?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I'm guessing I am way late to this party but I just realized "scream" is almost an acronym for "racism"

[Great Rumbler]

racesm

[Mandark]

also both almost acronyms for "crimes"

[Tripon]

it's a "parody" page on fb

You mean to tell me somebody will intentionally lie on the internet? 

[EchoRin]

Took the metro for the first time since the pandemic started. Boy some people sure are dumb. Not even defiant. Just hamster running in a wheel dumb. Unteachable. Half brain dead.

I saw people wearing a mask only covering the mouth and not nose. I saw people wearing a mask on their chin. I even saw two people not wear anything. At least everyone was doing their best to give space. Thankfully.

I swear Chicago needs to plaster the ad space of the metro and buses with pictures showing how to wear a mask. Yes explain it to the public like they are children. Many people are just stupid. They aren't even trying to be assholes, they are simply really basic. Help the dimwits please. Cause that helps the rest of us too. Now if a person still doesn't understand or doesn't give a shit then God help us all. But from what I saw today, there needs to be more signage that shows how to wear... just, fuck. This country sometimes.

edit: spelling

[bluemax]

How many more days until we aren't getting any numbers and when we do, they're magically half of what they were

2 weeks tops.

[G The Resurrected]

Got another confirmed case in our building this evening. They left us a voicemail and notice telling us we should stay inside if at all possible. Stupid fucking neighbors keep gathering and going between other buildings here and none of them wear masks. They loiter in the common areas where our windows are. Wtf am I supposed to do to protect myself?

[Cindi Mayweather]

Took the metro for the first time since the pandemic started. Boy some people sure are dumb. Not even defiant. Just hamster running in a wheel dumb. Unteachable. Half brain dead.

I saw people wearing a mask only covering the mouth and not nose. I saw people wearing a mask on their chin. I even saw two people not wear anything. At least everyone was doing there best to give space. Thankfully.

I swear Chicago needs to plaster the ad space of the metro and busses with pictures showing how to wear a mask. Yes explain it to the public like they are children. Many people are just stupid. They aren't even trying to be assholes, they are simply really basic. Help the dimwits please. Cause that helps the rest of us too. Now if a person still doesn't understand or doesn't give a shit then God help us all. But from what I saw today, there needs to be more signage that shows how to wear... just, fuck. This country sometimes.

At the doc the other day there was a dude with his nose completely exposed while his mask was covered. I asked I could wait in my car and have them call me and they did.

Imagine not covering your nose in a doctors waiting room. Fuck.

[Positive Touch]

i went for a nice long hike earlier this week. wasn't too crowded but i had to have passed by at least 30 people and not a single one had a mask on or was even carrying one.

i'm getting more and more bitter by the day tbh. my dad turned 70 last month and i couldn't give him a fucking hug. i don't have any close relationships with anyone who's been doing real isolation so we could potentially meet up. and don't even get me started on sex.

yet even in some best case scenario where like biden wins and becomes super crackdown president we've still got a good 7 or 8 months of this, but in reality that will never happen and in a best case scenario this shit is going on til the end of 2021. get to choose between losing my fucking mind or going out and acting like a potential painful death is just an inevitable part of society now. FUCK i hate it. i hate that we coddle the absolute worst of society and this unreal nightmare is where it took us, and that we still have so far and so much more pain to go. i'm just sick of all this shit.

[G The Resurrected]

Positive Touch maybe you should have

 

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Seriously though I know it sucks and people aren't making things any better. Just know you aren't alone in feeling the way you do. It's probably the worst time I've ever had in my life, with no end in sight.

[thisismyusername]

Gen Xers are 39.5 and over. . .

Boomers and the internet TRULY don't know Millennial ages. I thought this was well established.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/knxpete/status/1283994160102404096

[OnlyRegret]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

So you regularly read manga depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Gotcha 

Nope don't read lolicon shit

bionic, in his desperation to defend james' pedophilia, trying to pin a loli fetish on the forum's premier Misato Katsuragi stan

gtfo

related
reifans deserve ostracization

[BIONIC]

After all these lame jokes you think you'd stop jerking off to minors but here we are

You regularly watch hentai.

So you regularly read manga depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Gotcha 

Nope don't read lolicon shit

bionic, in his desperation to defend james' pedophilia, trying to pin a loli fetish on the forum's premier Misato Katsuragi stan

gtfo

Not a pedo, but jerks it to a pedo. Intriguing 

[Flannel Boy]

Israel has reimposed some lockdown measures following a vigorous second surge in the number of coronavirus infections, putting in place stringent weekend shutdowns in which shops, hairdressers and attractions will be closed.

The government announced the measures in the early hours of Friday morning, following a marathon emergency cabinet session called after daily infection rates climbed to close to 2,000.

Gyms and fitness studios will also be closed at all times, while restaurants, which opened again in May, will return to takeaways and deliveries only. All indoor gatherings of 10 or more people will be banned.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/17/israel-returns-to-partial-lockdown-with-immediate-weekend-shutdown

[T-Short]

Israel has reimposed some lockdown measures following a vigorous second surge in the number of coronavirus infections, putting in place stringent weekend shutdowns in which shops, hairdressers and attractions will be closed.

The government announced the measures in the early hours of Friday morning, following a marathon emergency cabinet session called after daily infection rates climbed to close to 2,000.

Gyms and fitness studios will also be closed at all times, while restaurants, which opened again in May, will return to takeaways and deliveries only. All indoor gatherings of 10 or more people will be banned.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/17/israel-returns-to-partial-lockdown-with-immediate-weekend-shutdown

Yeah, some serious Two Towers shit in their case graph. Also an eerily similar trend line to Japan:

Israel vs. Japan

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/SteveGrzanich/status/1284154362986725379

[Nintex]

Don't worry the pandemic is over

https://twitter.com/EmeraldRobinson/status/1284104344225423361

[Tripon]

Get the fuck out of here with that Newsmax shit.


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https://twitter.com/IAStartingLine/status/1284164012322820101

[Cerveza mas fina]

All of this reminds me of when dad would take "a shortcut" during family vacation, get hopelessly lost and then yell at us for questioning him.

Aaaa pre sat nav holidays 

[Tripon]

[Cindi Mayweather]

i went for a nice long hike earlier this week. wasn't too crowded but i had to have passed by at least 30 people and not a single one had a mask on or was even carrying one.

i'm getting more and more bitter by the day tbh. my dad turned 70 last month and i couldn't give him a fucking hug. i don't have any close relationships with anyone who's been doing real isolation so we could potentially meet up. and don't even get me started on sex.

yet even in some best case scenario where like biden wins and becomes super crackdown president we've still got a good 7 or 8 months of this, but in reality that will never happen and in a best case scenario this shit is going on til the end of 2021. get to choose between losing my fucking mind or going out and acting like a potential painful death is just an inevitable part of society now. FUCK i hate it. i hate that we coddle the absolute worst of society and this unreal nightmare is where it took us, and that we still have so far and so much more pain to go. i'm just sick of all this shit.

I hate Americans.

[Madrun Badrun]

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2020/07/17/ottawa-commits-to-national-paid-sick-leave-program-championed-in-bc.html

[Tripon]

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-07-17/california-imposes-statewide-coronavirus-standard-for-reopening-schools

SACRAMENTO —  Most California public school campuses will not reopen when the academic year begins under statewide rules to be announced Friday by Gov. Gavin Newsom, shifting instead toward full-time distance learning in response to the summer surge in coronavirus cases.

Education officials briefed on the plan said that schools will remain closed in 32 counties on the state’s COVID-19 monitoring list, a mandate confirmed by the Newsom administration shortly before the governor was scheduled to make his announcement. Public health conditions in those communities led state officials last week to require a variety of facilities to close including gyms, shopping malls, hair and nail salons and places of worship. The counties are home to 35.5 million Californians.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Rotoworld_BB/status/1284203101361065984
https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1283898019583320065

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1284203797934419968

 

[Cryo]

i went for a nice long hike earlier this week. wasn't too crowded but i had to have passed by at least 30 people and not a single one had a mask on or was even carrying one.

i'm getting more and more bitter by the day tbh. my dad turned 70 last month and i couldn't give him a fucking hug. i don't have any close relationships with anyone who's been doing real isolation so we could potentially meet up. and don't even get me started on sex.

yet even in some best case scenario where like biden wins and becomes super crackdown president we've still got a good 7 or 8 months of this, but in reality that will never happen and in a best case scenario this shit is going on til the end of 2021. get to choose between losing my fucking mind or going out and acting like a potential painful death is just an inevitable part of society now. FUCK i hate it. i hate that we coddle the absolute worst of society and this unreal nightmare is where it took us, and that we still have so far and so much more pain to go. i'm just sick of all this shit.

Went on a hike with the parents for the first time since March and some couple we passed said “I can’t believe they’re wearing masks” when they thought they were out of earshot. 

[Positive Touch]

lmao a little kid asked his mom why i had one on and all i could think was "how have you not had this conversation at some point in the last 4 months"

[team filler]

I only wear one when I'm around people. what's the point if you're out alone hiking and nobody around to infect you?

[EchoRin]

Same. When I go running I simply make sure to go around people and keep my social distance. Same thing when just walking somewhere too.

Granted the area I'm in isn't ever that busy with pedestrians and I'm rarely on one of the busy streets where there are more pedestrians. It'd be a different story if there are constantly people passing by me.

[Cryo]

I only wear one when I'm around people. what's the point if you're out alone hiking and nobody around to infect you?

I have a different mindset since my parents are above 70

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1284222676442255360

[Madrun Badrun]

Canadian superiority made interactive

https://www.macleans.ca/society/health/every-u-s-state-is-accumulating-new-virus-cases-at-a-faster-clip-than-canada-yep-all-50/

Hover over the state to see how much worse it is than all of Canada

[Madrun Badrun]

Think US will be bad today.  +56,632 with most of Texas and Cali missing.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-eclipses-grim-benchmark-300-000-coronavirus-cases-n1234169

The Lone Star State shattered its single-day record to eclipse that awful benchmark, reporting 14,780 new cases Friday, the latest NBC News tally showed.

I don't think this is right because no one else has reported this.  But if so the US will be in 80K today. 

[Madrun Badrun]

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1284235334432313344

welp

[OnlyRegret]

Given it seems to be continually accelerating and there is still no effort to acknowledge it is a problem in many areas let alone act.
Just how bad can it possibly get?

Like is there a tipping point, crisis runaway point.

[Madrun Badrun]

In terms of testing, I think it will max out at around 100k a day (or at least stop growing at 10k a week) unless they change it to only testing hospital emissions etc.  This also is conditional on places like Georgia not reporting 10k a day. 

[thisismyusername]

21337: If I die because my higher-ups are stupid: You can have my Steam account.