Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart (Read 477639 times)

Rman · « **Reply #1140 on:** March 06, 2020, 09:03:48 PM »

The COVID19 stuff gives us a glimpse as Trump as a business leader. He probably shot messengers all the time.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1141 on:** March 06, 2020, 09:47:28 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1235918997247442944

bluemax · « **Reply #1142 on:** March 06, 2020, 09:49:33 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2020, 09:02:46 PM

The corona finally hit Oklahoma.

Hit Nebraska as well.

One of the higher ups on my team told us to expect corporate to issue a WFH policy over the weekend/early next week. I have only been at this job 2 months so I haven't been set up for remote work, also my work requires hardware that I don't have at home so if they don't let me back into the office I don't really know what I'll do. Gonna be fun!

I suppose the upside is I'll save money on dog daycare.

Tripon · « **Reply #1143 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:05:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1236065959644925953

james · « **Reply #1144 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:39:14 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 06, 2020, 10:05:02 PM

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1236065959644925953

BERNIE WINS MOTHERFUCKERS

AHAHAHAHAHAGA

eleuin · « **Reply #1145 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:42:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/julialindau/status/1235714275752267776

bork · « **Reply #1146 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:47:56 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 06, 2020, 09:47:28 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1235918997247442944

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1147 on:** March 06, 2020, 11:02:24 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #1148 on:** March 06, 2020, 11:34:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/amandarykoff/status/1236147874812940288

Bebpo · « **Reply #1149 on:** March 06, 2020, 11:58:07 PM »

Quote from: james on March 06, 2020, 07:51:25 PM

Cruise fares about to drop again

21 people test positive for coronavirus on California cruise ship, out of 46 tested so far

So based on the past cruises, basically if one person has it on a cruise, the entire cruise ship will get it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1150 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:02:14 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 06, 2020, 11:58:07 PM

Quote from: james on March 06, 2020, 07:51:25 PM
Cruise fares about to drop again

21 people test positive for coronavirus on California cruise ship, out of 46 tested so far

So based on the past cruises, basically if one person has it on a cruise, the entire cruise ship will get it.

From that one really bad cruise ship summer like a decade back, we learned that coprophagia is basically included in those all you can eat buffets.

james · « **Reply #1151 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:06:26 AM »

Went to a bar tonight and there was no soap in the restroom who do i call

team filler · « **Reply #1152 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:37:05 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 06, 2020, 10:05:02 PM

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1236065959644925953

inshallah!

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1153 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:42:41 AM »

rip church, alternatively, new crusade soon

team filler · « **Reply #1154 on:** March 07, 2020, 03:43:33 AM »

https://twitter.com/_West_Sydney_/status/1236178287472160768

https://twitter.com/_West_Sydney_/status/1236148686129737738

begun the coron wars have

team filler · « **Reply #1155 on:** March 07, 2020, 03:48:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/bigthink/status/1235587280204595208

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1156 on:** March 07, 2020, 05:09:57 AM »

Quote from: filler on March 07, 2020, 03:43:33 AM

https://twitter.com/_West_Sydney_/status/1236178287472160768

https://twitter.com/_West_Sydney_/status/1236148686129737738

begun the coron wars have

not enough

for me with these

Nintex · « **Reply #1157 on:** March 07, 2020, 05:26:26 AM »

Quote from: Rman on March 06, 2020, 09:03:48 PM

The COVID19 stuff gives us a glimpse as Trump as a business leader. He probably shot messengers all the time.

The Mar a Lago and his golf courses are burial sites

MMaRsu · « **Reply #1158 on:** March 07, 2020, 06:36:47 AM »

aww yea

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #1159 on:** March 07, 2020, 07:59:55 AM »

i love a good sick wank, but man whenever i get sick and yellow from my liver disease, is seriously cant jerk off. it stays semi at best, and i cant cum. feels bad man.

Potato · « **Reply #1160 on:** March 07, 2020, 08:27:26 AM »

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-07/two-women-brawl-in-supermarket-over-toilet-paper/12036218

Follow link for video of bogans fighting over toilet paper.

Quote

Toilet paper shortage from coronavirus panic buying sees argument break out at Woolworths in Sydney

New South Wales Police have been called to a supermarket in Western Sydney after an argument broke out between two women over toilet paper.

The argument was captured on video, which has been viewed more than 210,000 times on Twitter.

It begins with the two women arguing in the aisle of the Woolworths in Chullora on Saturday morning, before a man who appears to be an employee steps in.

"I just want one pack!" a woman is heard saying to the other woman and her mother.

"No, not one pack," the mother of the woman responds, shielding her trolley which is full of toilet paper.

A third voice is heard asking "what's the limit?", an apparent reference to the limit on how much toilet paper can be purchased in a single transaction, imposed by supermarkets this week.

If I am ever elected supreme ruler of Australia, my first action will be to build the biggest bulldozer in the history of the world and push all of western Sydney into the harbour.

Nintex · « **Reply #1161 on:** March 07, 2020, 08:52:15 AM »

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1236224204594348032

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1162 on:** March 07, 2020, 09:40:07 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 06, 2020, 10:05:02 PM

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1236065959644925953

All the old people in Congress dying off en masse because they went to AIPAC and got the corona is definitely not the twist I was expecting.

Tripon · « **Reply #1163 on:** March 07, 2020, 10:25:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/joedyke/status/1235667106638598144

Raist · « **Reply #1164 on:** March 07, 2020, 10:34:19 AM »

Quote from: eleuin on March 06, 2020, 10:42:52 PM

https://twitter.com/julialindau/status/1235714275752267776

That's cool and all, but has she mentioned that to border control staff, by any chance? I'm gonna guess no.

team filler · « **Reply #1165 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:04:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/ZKhanOfficial/status/1232785597472935942

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1236321997740593153

Nintex · « **Reply #1166 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:10:07 PM »

Wait a minute Syria gurl you are telling me that the Houthi's the various Assad and ISIS factions and Haftar don't have a health care system in place that track the spread of diseases.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1167 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:13:00 PM »

It does make sense actually, since Corona is an imported virus.
you actually need people from outside to travel to spread the virus and since nobody is traveling to active warzones, there are no corona infections.

team filler · « **Reply #1168 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:13:55 PM »

we need a civil war

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #1169 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:26:14 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 07, 2020, 01:04:27 PM

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1236321997740593153

Is this tweet pro-war or anti-war?

Tripon · « **Reply #1170 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:39:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/mslopatto/status/1236321363498921985

Potato · « **Reply #1171 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:52:18 PM »

Quote from: Raist on March 07, 2020, 10:34:19 AM

Quote from: eleuin on March 06, 2020, 10:42:52 PM
https://twitter.com/julialindau/status/1235714275752267776

That's cool and all, but has she mentioned that to border control staff, by any chance? I'm gonna guess no.

What a cunt. People like her are the reason this shit is spreading, yet she uses it as an opportunity to bignote herself.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1172 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Potato on March 07, 2020, 01:52:18 PM

Quote from: Raist on March 07, 2020, 10:34:19 AM
Quote from: eleuin on March 06, 2020, 10:42:52 PM
https://twitter.com/julialindau/status/1235714275752267776

That's cool and all, but has she mentioned that to border control staff, by any chance? I'm gonna guess no.
What a cunt. People like her are the reason this shit is spreading, yet she uses it as an opportunity to bignote herself.

https://twitter.com/julialindau/status/1235722391126511622

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1173 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:05:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1236346029198409728

Yeti · « **Reply #1174 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:37:16 PM »

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-health-department-statement-people-tested-positive-covid-69449460 https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-health-department-statement-people-tested-positive-covid-69449460

Pray for me guys

team filler · « **Reply #1175 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:57:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1236373552623783937

james · « **Reply #1176 on:** March 07, 2020, 03:18:57 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236377040871399427

Hmm, if I take that cheap cruise to Rome nothing will be open

Potato · « **Reply #1177 on:** March 07, 2020, 04:01:38 PM »

Quote from: james on March 07, 2020, 03:18:57 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236377040871399427

Hmm, if I take that cheap cruise to Rome nothing will be open

The bar on the boat will be though...

Raist · « **Reply #1178 on:** March 07, 2020, 04:02:38 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 07, 2020, 02:05:12 PM

Quote from: Potato on March 07, 2020, 01:52:18 PM
Quote from: Raist on March 07, 2020, 10:34:19 AM
Quote from: eleuin on March 06, 2020, 10:42:52 PM
https://twitter.com/julialindau/status/1235714275752267776

That's cool and all, but has she mentioned that to border control staff, by any chance? I'm gonna guess no.
What a cunt. People like her are the reason this shit is spreading, yet she uses it as an opportunity to bignote herself.
https://twitter.com/julialindau/status/1235722391126511622

Looks like a severe case of backpedalling to me

james · « **Reply #1179 on:** March 07, 2020, 04:34:57 PM »

Carnival panorama held up at long Beach they're not letting anyone off

Imagine standing outside waiting to get on

Bebpo · « **Reply #1180 on:** March 07, 2020, 06:06:33 PM »

I feel like if you're taking a cruise still these days, you know what you're getting into and it's an assumed risk you may be quarantined on the ship for weeks and/or may get the virus as a result.

james · « **Reply #1181 on:** March 07, 2020, 07:34:51 PM »

And now a cruise ship in Egypt is in quarantine after 12 crew test positive

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/07/coronavirus-live-updates/#link-V6MQQKDSWFF4XPFAFN2MYYFRLA

Wtf goes on on these ships

Tripon · « **Reply #1182 on:** March 07, 2020, 08:01:48 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1183 on:** March 07, 2020, 08:25:47 PM »

Quote from: james on March 07, 2020, 07:34:51 PM

And now a cruise ship in Egypt is in quarantine after 12 crew test positive

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/07/coronavirus-live-updates/#link-V6MQQKDSWFF4XPFAFN2MYYFRLA

Wtf goes on on these ships

Lots of old people fucking

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1184 on:** March 07, 2020, 08:51:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1236432293906075651

Stro · « **Reply #1185 on:** March 07, 2020, 08:58:48 PM »

If Trump gets this and dies after all the blatant lies and saying how it wasn't a big deal at all, it's a Democrat hoax, the CDC is wrong, and it will magically go away in April

Potato · « **Reply #1186 on:** March 07, 2020, 09:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2020, 08:51:40 PM

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1236432293906075651

Corona to achieve what Mueller couldn't?

james · « **Reply #1187 on:** March 07, 2020, 09:03:02 PM »

This is a different ship, they aren't letting people board and the crowd grows restless

https://mobile.twitter.com/forsakenlands/status/1236462306977972225

Tripon · « **Reply #1188 on:** March 07, 2020, 09:57:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1236484745082687488

team filler · « **Reply #1189 on:** March 07, 2020, 09:59:34 PM »

rip roit $:-\$

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #1190 on:** March 07, 2020, 11:23:22 PM »

Somebody got off one of those cruise ships and has been in my state for a week before testing positive. It begins. $:-\$

james · « **Reply #1191 on:** March 07, 2020, 11:30:20 PM »

Now a 5th princess ship is being held in Australia on suspicion of virus

The princess row on the infected chart is about to jump back to 2nd

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1192 on:** March 08, 2020, 12:51:10 AM »

Carnival's stock has lost nearly half of its value since mid-January, but it's probably gonna go even lower.

team filler · « **Reply #1193 on:** March 08, 2020, 06:15:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/brockfuller/status/1236350878245937153

james · « **Reply #1194 on:** March 08, 2020, 10:28:54 AM »

Well my throat hurts and my chest feels tight.

Would be fitting if I'm the first here to get it because I keep exposing myself to the news

Nintex · « **Reply #1195 on:** March 08, 2020, 11:13:28 AM »

I had explosive shits last night.

Not sure if that's a symptom?

Tripon · « **Reply #1196 on:** March 08, 2020, 01:07:34 PM »

https://www.sacbee.com/community/elk-grove/article240994046.html

Quote

Elk Grove Unified School District, the largest in Northern California, announced Saturday it will close all schools for the next week after a family whose child attends one of its schools was under a quarantine order by the Sacramento County Public Health Department, The district said in a letter to parents on Saturday.

While individual schools across California have closed due to the COVID-19 outbreak, Elk Grove is the first school district in the state to suspend instruction. Spring break, scheduled for next month, will instead be moved to next week so that no school days will be lost.

team filler · « **Reply #1197 on:** March 08, 2020, 02:24:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/Carrlights/status/1236664804615413760

Raist · « **Reply #1198 on:** March 08, 2020, 02:29:25 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1199 on:** March 08, 2020, 02:42:19 PM »

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart (Read 477639 times)