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« Reply #3720 on: March 23, 2020, 09:52:56 AM »
Gonna be awkward when I'm the only one with a job
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« Reply #3721 on: March 23, 2020, 09:53:15 AM »
Slightly less infections and deaths today reported in the Netherlands and we've seeing this trend across Europe now that the restrictions have been active for a week or so.

Yesterday:
+ 573 infected
+ 43 deaths

today:
+ 545 infected
+ 34 deaths

Of those that died the average age is 82.

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« Reply #3722 on: March 23, 2020, 09:59:53 AM »
https://twitter.com/BillPetti/status/1242071099845816322

I've seen a lot of clap backs in the last 48 hours "It's not new cases, it's testing capacity increasing" and I guess it's technically correct but you could say that for every country.

It's not especially comforting to think about all those untested people who went on about their lives [as much as they could] while potentially infecting other people.
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« Reply #3723 on: March 23, 2020, 10:00:14 AM »
Lots of optimism from a lot of Euro places over the stats for the last two days (except Spain and Italy, obviously), but the fatality wave is probably lagging behind someone being positive. I hope it's not misplaced.
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« Reply #3724 on: March 23, 2020, 10:03:02 AM »
Dallas on lock-down:

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« Reply #3725 on: March 23, 2020, 10:04:26 AM »
Yeah I blew through a week of vacation last week self isolating, now reading an email from corporate saying if they force us to shut down they’ll pay a week and after that we’re required to use a week of vacation, and then recommended to use the rest... thanks guys! But I guess we can apply for unemployment in the 3rd week!

That sucks man, I'm sorry.   :( 

My wife was told to take tomorrow off too and that they'd find out what's going on tonight.  Am not expecting good things.
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« Reply #3726 on: March 23, 2020, 10:05:28 AM »
https://twitter.com/BillPetti/status/1242071099845816322

I've seen a lot of clap backs in the last 48 hours "It's not new cases, it's testing capacity increasing" and I guess it's technically correct but you could say that for every country.

It's not especially comforting to think about all those untested people who went on about their lives [as much as they could] while potentially infecting other people.

The meteoric growth may partly be explained by testing capacity increasing faster (?) and that's maybe fair to put it that way but confirmed positives is among the few actual metrics we have and can compare (with all usual caveats) so I find the dismissiveness strange especially when some large populated states are still lagging in their efforts. USA is trending to have the most cases of any country soon and if it keeps on going will have the same number per capita as Europe which would shatter some of the illusions people are still counting on (the US is much less denser on average, etc...).
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« Reply #3727 on: March 23, 2020, 10:42:09 AM »
I am kind of less stressed about this all for some reason, even as we go into lockdown this afternoon. The numbers are pretty much all BS for the US, but the actual data we are getting from NY is showing this to still be what we thought it was...~70% of deaths are 70+ year-olds, and 80% of deaths for those under 70 are due to underlying condition. Hopefully vaccine or treatment happens sooner than later, ideally may help with seasonal flu or other viruses as well.

I think my opinion is we should try the lockdown/flatten the curve method for at least the month or so to see if we can prevent as much unnecessary death as possible, if possible. Locking things down seems to have a point of diminishing returns, without vaccine or any immunity will just flare up again down road. I don't think we should continue for months and burn down our entire economy though, and honestly don't think people here are ready for (or really want) sweeping social changes. Temporary measures can keep things going during a short lockdown period but we are not set up to sustain it long-term.

I optimistically believe the result of this will be there will should be move towards more socialized health care, in a brokedown and strange US way/MFA/etc. Europe will likely come out of this better than we will short-term due health care. I also believe it will should help fight to raise minimum wages. Best-case we start manufacturing more domestically. At the very least should result in more preparedness.

That or we have totally squandered the only opportunity to upend the boomers, trusting establishment to sort issue while diving into distractions. Nothing happens but a gradual decline into an imbalanced police state, while everything continues to go to shit.

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« Reply #3728 on: March 23, 2020, 10:46:45 AM »
I'm feeling less stressed too now that PANDEMIC is the norm.  Though just be aware that even if it's only the old dying, 20% of hospitalizations are people under 40 in the U.S. (I'm going to go a head and  guess this is obesity related) .
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« Reply #3729 on: March 23, 2020, 10:51:11 AM »
I am kind of less stressed about this all for some reason, even as we go into lockdown this afternoon. The numbers are pretty much all BS for the US, but the actual data we are getting from NY is showing this to still be what we thought it was...~70% of deaths are 70+ year-olds, and 80% of deaths for those under 70 are due to underlying condition. Hopefully vaccine or treatment happens sooner than later, ideally may help with seasonal flu or other viruses as well.

I think my opinion is we should try the lockdown/flatten the curve method for at least the month or so to see if we can prevent as much unnecessary death as possible, if possible. Locking things down seems to have a point of diminishing returns, without vaccine or any immunity will just flare up again down road. I don't think we should continue for months and burn down our entire economy though, and honestly don't think people here are ready for (or really want) sweeping social changes. Temporary measures can keep things going during a short lockdown period but we are not set up to sustain it long-term.

I optimistically believe the result of this will be there will should be move towards more socialized health care, in a brokedown and strange US way/MFA/etc. Europe will likely come out of this better than we will short-term due health care. I also believe it will should help fight to raise minimum wages. Best-case we start manufacturing more domestically. At the very least should result in more preparedness.

That or we have totally squandered the only opportunity to upend the boomers, trusting establishment to sort issue while diving into distractions. Nothing happens but a gradual decline into an imbalanced police state, while everything continues to go to shit.

I'm at the same place, there's literally nothing I can do aside from stiff arming people.
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« Reply #3730 on: March 23, 2020, 10:59:13 AM »
I mentioned Dr. Raoult, who's advocating Chloroquin like a motherfucker and published the study Trump is repeating (very, very small sample), and it already is turning weird with a couple of famous people asking to get transferred to the hospital he's working in Marseilles* and crowds in front of his hospital (he's apparently doing mass testing for everyone, I guess it's the antiviral test). He was already a media personality before that, supposedly the "top infection specialist worldwide" at one point, he's in an open rivalry with the Pasteur Institute so it's not too surprising he's turning it into a circus but man, the dude has a weird vibe.

* Nice's mayor who tested positive a few days ago, was on TV saying he already felt better because of Chloroquin which is obviously unscientific to the max.
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« Reply #3731 on: March 23, 2020, 11:00:26 AM »
'underlying conditions' in US (and I guess UK?) obesity will absolutely come into play, although at this point yeah not really data to prove it.

addition to the above I have no idea how the election plays out this November. who knows how much weight any stimulus will have to general public, in addition to the 40% or so of the population who will back Trump no matter what happens. people are literally ok with risking life to own the libs and I feel for the people stuck in red states.


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« Reply #3732 on: March 23, 2020, 11:05:38 AM »
Ya no data, just my guess - I should be careful about saying that explicity.  Also I bet that smoking will also be a underlying factor to the <40 hospitialized. 
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« Reply #3733 on: March 23, 2020, 11:10:23 AM »
My boomer supervisor is sniffling and losing his voice saying “just allergies”


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« Reply #3734 on: March 23, 2020, 11:13:40 AM »
My boomer supervisor is sniffling and losing his voice saying “just allergies”


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maybe he's just cry happy about the best response from trump
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« Reply #3735 on: March 23, 2020, 11:14:15 AM »
if you can't afford a game, maybe you should be making a gofundme for the future hospital bills and food first breh.

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« Reply #3736 on: March 23, 2020, 11:17:00 AM »
if you can't afford a game, maybe you should be making a gofundme for the future hospital bills and food first breh.

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« Reply #3737 on: March 23, 2020, 11:18:19 AM »
Sniffling isnt really a common sign of corona. You good boi.

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« Reply #3738 on: March 23, 2020, 11:20:17 AM »
Gonna be awkward when I'm the only one with a job

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« Reply #3739 on: March 23, 2020, 11:24:42 AM »
Gonna be awkward when I'm the only one with a job

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« Reply #3740 on: March 23, 2020, 11:24:45 AM »
Latest numbers from Germany are encouraging, but I have no idea why our death toll is so low, there has to be a statistical reason for it.

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« Reply #3741 on: March 23, 2020, 11:25:30 AM »
Gonna be awkward when I'm the only one with a job

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« Reply #3743 on: March 23, 2020, 11:40:21 AM »
Latest numbers from Germany are encouraging, but I have no idea why our death toll is so low, there has to be a statistical reason for it.

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« Reply #3744 on: March 23, 2020, 11:44:37 AM »
I predict by the end of the week, patients with RA or lupus or I guess even malaria won't be able to get their Chloroquine that they might have been on for years because Trump keeps pushing it as a miracle drug despite zero scientific studies being done in regards to COVID.

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« Reply #3747 on: March 23, 2020, 12:42:33 PM »
Im getting concerned that 30% unemployment will lead to bad crimes :(
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« Reply #3748 on: March 23, 2020, 12:45:33 PM »
I think there is a bad local minimum there.  If its only 30% unemployment then ya there will be an increase in bad murders.  If it's like 60% unemployment then we might finally get whip out the guillotine and get some good murders going. 
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« Reply #3749 on: March 23, 2020, 12:47:43 PM »
If you can stomach them the Corona virus task force briefings (minus the Dr) have been hilariously bad.

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« Reply #3751 on: March 23, 2020, 12:56:00 PM »
If you can stomach them the Corona virus task force briefings (minus the Dr) have been hilariously bad.

They've been embarrassing disasters that should be worrying the country (and the world) even more as it's very clear the president of the United States does not give a shit about people dying. The only thing he cares about is money. This is why he can't stop talking about how much money Walmart is making during this, or why he'll spend 10 minutes rambling about his net worth, or why he's itching to turn the economy back on in a week before the real wave even hits because he's mad at the stock market numbers being down, or why he talks about equipment orders in terms of being the largest and greatest ever.

Not to mention that nearly everything he says is immediately live fact checked by the people on his team and all he's doing is putting out conflicting information every day.

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« Reply #3752 on: March 23, 2020, 01:02:19 PM »
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« Reply #3753 on: March 23, 2020, 01:03:18 PM »

Latest numbers from Germany are encouraging, but I have no idea why our death toll is so low, there has to be a statistical reason for it.

Generations of scat eating has created a hardier immune system.


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« Reply #3755 on: March 23, 2020, 01:29:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1242129074866266112

Elon is so bad at this.
Man can built a rocket to fly to the moon and back

Man can't arrange delivery of plastic masks

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« Reply #3756 on: March 23, 2020, 01:37:33 PM »
Italy keeps trending down:

21/03/2020 - 6557 new cases 793 deaths

22/03/2020 - 5560 new cases 651 deaths

23/03/2020 - 4789 new cases 601 deaths.

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« Reply #3758 on: March 23, 2020, 02:28:20 PM »
Hopefully Italy continues trending down. Feel terrible to say that as so many are still dying but the effectiveness of Italian measures would at least be a good sign that we can indeed flatten the curve.
It felt the numbers were stable in France last two days but cases and deaths spiked upward.
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« Reply #3759 on: March 23, 2020, 02:34:24 PM »
Considering how the USA have been handling this, the rest of the world should issue a travel ban for Americans immediately (if it hasn't happened already).
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« Reply #3760 on: March 23, 2020, 02:37:57 PM »
Lol fuck, got my “I work for a shit Corp” travel papers today

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« Reply #3761 on: March 23, 2020, 02:40:13 PM »
Considering how the USA have been handling this, the rest of the world should issue a travel ban for Americans immediately (if it hasn't happened already).

I have been saying this for years, we need to build a wall and have America pay for it. 
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« Reply #3764 on: March 23, 2020, 02:58:54 PM »
I honestly might quit my job of 13 years because they have made clear they are very profits over people in this thing.

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« Reply #3765 on: March 23, 2020, 03:02:21 PM »
I honestly might quit my job of 13 years because they have made clear they are very profits over people in this thing.
If you quit, you're not going to qualify for the expanded unemployment.
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« Reply #3766 on: March 23, 2020, 03:05:17 PM »
More than a million Canadian citizens and permanent residents returned home last week

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/three-flight-peru-champagne-1.5506506

Really puts into prespective the logistics of closing the border. 
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« Reply #3767 on: March 23, 2020, 03:08:18 PM »
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1242129074866266112

Elon is so bad at this.

Can't wait for him to call LAX paedo's like the last time he "tried to help".

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1242129074866266112

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Man can use mommy and daddy's money to buy company that builds rockets and sometimes not interfere with the work of actual smart people. Same main remains incompetent bag of wind. /Fixed
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« Reply #3768 on: March 23, 2020, 03:09:44 PM »
I honestly might quit my job of 13 years because they have made clear they are very profits over people in this thing.
If you quit, you're not going to qualify for the expanded unemployment.

How 2 get fired?

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« Reply #3769 on: March 23, 2020, 03:10:32 PM »
Report your business to the police for operating during a lockdown
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« Reply #3770 on: March 23, 2020, 03:18:15 PM »
UK about to slam a lock down in place because people can't listen to instructions.

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« Reply #3772 on: March 23, 2020, 03:26:48 PM »
UK about to slam a lock down in place because people can't listen to instructions.

It would have helped if their incompetent PM didn't send mixed messages early on.  I don't blame people for not understanding when one week its everything should stay open then the next its no stay the fuck home. 
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« Reply #3773 on: March 23, 2020, 03:28:06 PM »
State of Indiana is going on shelter in place stay at home orders through April 6 starting tomorrow.

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« Reply #3774 on: March 23, 2020, 03:29:26 PM »
UK about to slam a lock down in place because people can't listen to instructions.

It would have helped if their incompetent PM didn't send mixed messages early on.  I don't blame people for not understanding when one week its everything should stay open then the next its no stay the fuck home.

I dunno later in the week watching them he was fairly consistent saying stay the fuck home, but then media here used the walk in the park stuff and people interpreted as go lay on beaches....

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« Reply #3775 on: March 23, 2020, 03:31:21 PM »
So our government has moved 1 step short of a lockdown.

- Any and all events or gatherings with more than 3 people are forbidden
- Fines for people that don't listen to the instructions
- Barbershops, nail salons etc. closed
- Only leave your house if absolutely necessary (groceries) or getting some fresh air
- Remain at 3 feet distance at all times (preferably even indoors)
- If one person in a household is sick, all should remain quarantined at home
- Mayors can decide for themselves to close additional gathering places if necessary

All of these regulations are in place until June 1st.

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« Reply #3776 on: March 23, 2020, 03:32:22 PM »
Turns Oregon has an executive order that

“ Therefore, the temporary rule expands the availability of benefits to any employee who is discharged, quits, or fails to apply for work because of “COVID-19 related situations.””

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« Reply #3777 on: March 23, 2020, 03:38:49 PM »
So our government has moved 1 step short of a lockdown.

- Any and all events or gatherings with more than 3 people are forbidden
- Fines for people that don't listen to the instructions
- Barbershops, nail salons etc. closed
- Only leave your house if absolutely necessary (groceries) or getting some fresh air
- Remain at 3 feet distance at all times (preferably even indoors)
- If one person in a household is sick, all should remain quarantined at home
- Mayors can decide for themselves to close additional gathering places if necessary

All of these regulations are in place until June 1st.

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These are 100% the same measures Germany took.
Looks like the plan of herd immunity is gone and Rutte got made into a giant dad by mommy merkel again. :klob

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« Reply #3778 on: March 23, 2020, 03:40:39 PM »
A growing number of French cities (37) have added curfews of their own on top of national rules. Prime Minister says he's not in favour of a national curfew.
Open markets to be closed, unless prefects decide to exempt specific ones (for small towns where the market is the closest, main way to buy food).
More rigorous rules about the "daily exercice" clause for going out.
Police conducted 1,8m checks of people being outside and 91.824 fines for not respecting the rules have been addressed.
5 doctors are among fatalities.
20 deaths in a retirement home in Les Vosges are suspected to be COVID19 related.
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« Reply #3779 on: March 23, 2020, 03:43:00 PM »
I’ve managed one day of not going out today, helped that I was hungover as fuck :mynicca