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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3840 on: March 23, 2020, 07:15:56 PM »
Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
Porn Licence
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Making toast in your own damn toaster license delayed until 2021.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3841 on: March 23, 2020, 07:23:52 PM »
No and his dirty Saudi ass is not allowed over the bridge right now :bolo

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3842 on: March 23, 2020, 07:28:55 PM »
Just send out word to our workers, only 3 people in the office starting tomorrow.
They can apply for specific days they wish to work at the office.

Most of them are pretty bummed out they have to work from home for months to come.


Send everyone home you piece of shit.
Trying but I can't force them.

Luckily most people have opted to stay at home only the owner and one developer with internet problems are planning to work in the office over the next 2 weeks.
That's a big difference from last week when people were angry at me for not allowing everyone to work in the office with limits of how many people could be in the office.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3843 on: March 23, 2020, 07:32:54 PM »
I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus  :-\

Speaking of which, have you met up and kissed Wrath yet before one or both of you die of the virus? I need the romance film for this virus.

Is Wrath the user that goes by ExoYZA currently? I like him. Hope he's doing ok. He hasn't posted in a while. Not sure i that was right at the time when 213372Bu had his little episode. Cause I think Exo had some similar feelings (and I totally get that). Hopefully he comes back  :gloomy

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3847 on: March 23, 2020, 08:04:01 PM »

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3850 on: March 23, 2020, 08:39:01 PM »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3851 on: March 23, 2020, 08:53:11 PM »
https://twitter.com/THR/status/1242224676316815361

rip the physical comic book industry as we know it

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3852 on: March 23, 2020, 08:55:24 PM »




For being a hippy ex-junkie, I really like Russell Brand.  This dude could have easily created a sex cult and didn't - that takes true character. 
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3853 on: March 23, 2020, 08:55:58 PM »
THIS BETTER NOT DELAY DEATH METAL :rage

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3854 on: March 23, 2020, 08:59:44 PM »
There's still a physical comic book industry :leon

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3855 on: March 23, 2020, 09:03:04 PM »
I only recognize collected editions.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3856 on: March 23, 2020, 09:03:22 PM »
You don't say...

https://twitter.com/TimDuy/status/1242130520802115584

Eh, I'm still not sure the massive restructuring needed is even possible in the degree of quickness it needs to happen, forget whether it's lefty/righty/socialism/etc...

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3857 on: March 23, 2020, 09:07:09 PM »
maybe if it's rebuilding and not restructuring

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3858 on: March 23, 2020, 09:17:32 PM »
this is just my own opinion but personally I hope he never comes back
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3859 on: March 23, 2020, 09:18:45 PM »
:(
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3860 on: March 23, 2020, 09:24:03 PM »
You don't say...

https://twitter.com/TimDuy/status/1242130520802115584

When your president is a terrible businessman whose money is tied up in the hospitality industry...
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3861 on: March 23, 2020, 09:32:02 PM »
You don't say...

https://twitter.com/TimDuy/status/1242130520802115584

When your president is a terrible businessman whose money is tied up in the hospitality industry...


Note he's repeatedly been asked if he wouldn't take any bail outs for his businesses and he won't just say no but instead will rant for 10 minutes about his networth and how much money it cost him to be president and no one said thank you very much.


Can you believe it: Trump is good friends with Carnival Cruises' CEO and they sponsored The Apprentice for years?


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3864 on: March 23, 2020, 09:43:44 PM »
I honestly might quit my job of 13 years because they have made clear they are very profits over people in this thing.
If you quit, you're not going to qualify for the expanded unemployment.

How 2 get fired?

Crush all your sick days and PTO you saved up, pretend that you're worried about a cough you have. Either he'll get the message or a few weeks later, you rinse and repeat and he goes full asshole on you.

This medium risk/high reward as he will either adjust and let you WFH/furlough or he will fire you but I feel like it is unlikely for them to fire you rather than lay you off. If they fire you and say that you're faking an illness during a pandemic, they'll just look like assholes.

Also before anything, is your workplace/industry specifically exempted from these lockdowns?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3865 on: March 23, 2020, 09:45:06 PM »
mature people don't resort to behavior like that to communicate their needs
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3866 on: March 23, 2020, 09:47:56 PM »
mature people don't resort to behavior like that to communicate their needs

Idiot bosses usually don't speak "mature". I mean, you could try it but I'm just saying there might be another option in the toolbox.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3867 on: March 23, 2020, 09:48:57 PM »
Go to work and cough on him

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3868 on: March 23, 2020, 09:52:49 PM »
go 2 werk and suck his D
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3869 on: March 23, 2020, 10:01:47 PM »
Cases doubled in my dipshit red state today. We aren't testing for shit.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3870 on: March 23, 2020, 10:06:39 PM »
Cases doubled in my dipshit red state today. We aren't testing for shit.
Then how do you know? :thinking

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3871 on: March 23, 2020, 10:13:16 PM »
I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus  :-\

Speaking of which, have you met up and kissed Wrath yet before one or both of you die of the virus? I need the romance film for this virus.

Is Wrath the user that goes by ExoYZA currently? I like him. Hope he's doing ok. He hasn't posted in a while. Not sure i that was right at the time when 213372Bu had his little episode. Cause I think Exo had some similar feelings (and I totally get that). Hopefully he comes back  :gloomy
FACT CHECK: Exodust is the OG episode-haver of this forum and is still on Twitter :ufup

He's also available on alternate methods. :doge

this is just my own opinion but personally I hope he never comes back

this is just my own opinion but you can shut the fuck up :-*

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3872 on: March 23, 2020, 10:15:02 PM »
Cases doubled in my dipshit red state today. We aren't testing for shit.
Then how do you know? :thinking

0 x 2 = 0
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3873 on: March 23, 2020, 10:18:05 PM »
0 x 2 = 0
What's that in GDP figures?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3874 on: March 23, 2020, 10:39:56 PM »
Hi

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3876 on: March 23, 2020, 11:13:38 PM »
Is it just me or has sign language become more expressive?  I swear they are just mocking the hearing-unimpaired at this point. 
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« Reply #3877 on: March 23, 2020, 11:16:37 PM »
Probably gonna go in like a cuck tomorrow :fbm

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« Reply #3878 on: March 23, 2020, 11:17:52 PM »
Don't eat the cum buddy!  You're better than that. 
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« Reply #3879 on: March 23, 2020, 11:25:15 PM »
I had quarantine sex again and I’m just feeling way more relaxed in general, so, I’ll give it another day and see if I can meld back into the minutiae without an anxiety bomb goin off at mr sniffles in the next room or my corporate overlords

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3880 on: March 23, 2020, 11:28:24 PM »
I had quarantine sex again and I’m just feeling way more relaxed in general, so, I’ll give it another day and see if I can meld back into the minutiae without an anxiety bomb goin off at mr sniffles in the next room or my corporate overlords

He put out, what more do you want?
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3881 on: March 23, 2020, 11:31:24 PM »
I had quarantine sex again and I’m just feeling way more relaxed in general, so, I’ll give it another day and see if I can meld back into the minutiae without an anxiety bomb goin off at mr sniffles in the next room or my corporate overlords

He put out, what more do you want?

To spay or neuter your cats.

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« Reply #3885 on: March 23, 2020, 11:52:13 PM »
My brother is staying with me and my mom now. I was wondering why... and then I realized it's because if my mom gets sick, she wants us both to be here.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3886 on: March 23, 2020, 11:53:02 PM »

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« Reply #3887 on: March 24, 2020, 12:18:26 AM »
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« Reply #3888 on: March 24, 2020, 12:35:08 AM »

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« Reply #3889 on: March 24, 2020, 01:02:07 AM »
Starting to hear about family members getting sick :fbm one confirmed.  Travel in a pandemic for no reason,  brehs.

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Just a matter of time for all.

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« Reply #3890 on: March 24, 2020, 01:17:19 AM »


Korean baseball scrimmage. It's weird watching people play baseball with masks on.
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« Reply #3891 on: March 24, 2020, 01:29:05 AM »
pro-lifers say: die

https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2020/03/say-no-to-deaths-dominion

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There is a demonic side to the sentimentalism of saving lives at any cost. Satan rules a kingdom in which the ultimate power of death is announced morning, noon, and night. But Satan cannot rule directly. God alone has the power of life and death, and thus Satan can only rule indirectly. He must rely on our fear of death.

In our simple-minded picture of things, we imagine a powerful fear of death arises because of the brutal deeds of cruel dictators and bloodthirsty executioners. But in truth, Satan prefers sentimental humanists. We resent the hard boot of oppression on our necks, and given a chance, most will resist. How much better, therefore, to spread fear of death under moralistic pretexts.

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« Reply #3892 on: March 24, 2020, 02:04:27 AM »
Really hope this $75K threshold and payback scheme is based on taxable income 👀
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #3893 on: March 24, 2020, 02:59:53 AM »
https://twitter.com/HeidiNBC/status/1242238268277755905

Edit:. Apparently they took aquarium cleaner which had chloroquine as an active component

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« Reply #3896 on: March 24, 2020, 04:41:24 AM »
Musician Manu Dibango died of COVID19. :fbm
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« Reply #3897 on: March 24, 2020, 05:18:46 AM »
Cautiously optimistic that the situation gets under control in germany. Data is not perfect but all trends are pointing towards a serious slowdown of the growth ratio. We'll know for sure come tomorrow.

France seems like it's the next Spain/Italy, UK and the Netherlands will probably follow suit a couple days later.
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« Reply #3899 on: March 24, 2020, 05:39:24 AM »
Cautiously optimistic that the situation gets under control in germany. Data is not perfect but all trends are pointing towards a serious slowdown of the growth ratio. We'll know for sure come tomorrow.

France seems like it's the next Spain/Italy, UK and the Netherlands will probably follow suit a couple days later.

Yesterday didn't trend too well for France yeah. Relative to Italy we apparently introduced lockdown earlier by a few days (IMO could have been earlier still...) so hopefully this starts helping before it gets very tough.

It's too early to tell but Italian numbers are extra horrible because Lombardy really got slammed so hard, it's like 2/3 of cases and deaths off my head. Once people are to the point of needing ventilators it's difficult to transfer them so offloading elsewhere is limited.

I don't know if they confirmed those 20 retirees dead in a French nursing home being COVID19 confirmed but that's probably extra pressure on the death toll, if and once that things spread to senior communities. Though it's not certain at this point they all appear in the statistical count. The Mayor of Bergamo (IIRC) said that through phone calls to his nearby colleagues he suspects there's a lot of excess mortality not accounted for.

A lot of people comment on Italy having more intergenerational homes and whatnot, I guess it's true to an extent but it seems a bit of a stereotype. I would imagine that like anywhere in the modern Western world, a proportion of old people live in retirement/nursing homes.
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