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Ghoul

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4260 on: March 26, 2020, 12:33:20 PM »
So weird to have your Toilet paper buying be a topic of normal conversation at work.

The best thing is shaming hoarders


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4262 on: March 26, 2020, 12:37:48 PM »
owning the libs already eh?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4263 on: March 26, 2020, 12:41:27 PM »
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1243142959643713537

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https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1243145585693261825

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:beli

The media reported this shit in January. Stories of Wuhan lockdown were everywhere. My local news station reported Dr. Li's death on television. Never mind the sheer amount of photo essays about what life is like in a shut down. Shut the FUCK up, Glenn you simpering pissant.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4264 on: March 26, 2020, 12:46:02 PM »
Tucker Carlson is a conspiracy theorist :bolo

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4265 on: March 26, 2020, 12:49:14 PM »
Esch what were your symptoms?
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4266 on: March 26, 2020, 01:04:28 PM »
trump admin is suing to get this taken off the air:

What sort of weak ass attack ad is this

If this was the other way around the GOP would've mixed footage of Fidel, Stalin and Hillary coughing with dying babies and grannies as Obama says you could keep your doctor.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4267 on: March 26, 2020, 01:05:41 PM »
Man that's scary for a fat fuck like me.   
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4268 on: March 26, 2020, 01:14:06 PM »
My good friend and kind caring comrade shosta accused me of being neurotic around this time so I just assumed it could be a cold
I fucked up and let you down  :'(
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4269 on: March 26, 2020, 01:16:27 PM »
Esch what were your symptoms?

Started out with 2-3 days of an occasional cough and a runny nose like a common cold. Then i developed noticeable pressure in my chest. My good friend and kind caring comrade shosta accused me of being neurotic around this time so I just assumed it could be a cold but since I wanted to be responsible I called my provider (they told me to fuck off unless i was dying, fair enough). That pressure in the lungs developed into a burning feeling after about a week and severe shortness of breath. I felt pneumonia like symptoms - an inability to fully inflate my lungs without coughing. Bodily fatigue, mental "cloudiness" and headaches came as well, as well as the inability to smell well. The occasional sneeze and a bad dry hacking cough came also. When it gets really bad you may find yourself gasping for breath while sitting or laying in the wrong position. FYI i'm not a marathon runner or in TEEEPO level cardio shape but all my cardio gains went to shit inside a week. I did not develop a fever.

Things that helped:
warm lemon tea with ginger
smoothies with lots of beet and kale
lots of sleep
nutting

Things that are bad:
greasy food - you will cough for hours after

Goddamn, home boy. There's talk this does permanent damage to your lungs as well. How are you doing now?
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Ghoul

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4270 on: March 26, 2020, 01:19:30 PM »
My good friend and kind caring comrade shosta accused me of being neurotic around this time so I just assumed it could be a cold
I fucked up and let you down  :'(

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4271 on: March 26, 2020, 01:33:14 PM »
Who here vapes? Just listened to an NPR report on how vaping could greatly impact young people with coronavirus infection.
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« Reply #4272 on: March 26, 2020, 01:35:22 PM »
I stopped vaping pot for the time being. 
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4273 on: March 26, 2020, 01:43:29 PM »
Me. But weed.

Ghoul

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« Reply #4274 on: March 26, 2020, 01:49:38 PM »
I vape, I'm sure it's not as bad as smoking and I'm bored and stressed so I'm gonna carry on vaping for now.

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« Reply #4275 on: March 26, 2020, 01:51:35 PM »
I didn't bother filing last year  :neogaf
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Ghoul

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« Reply #4276 on: March 26, 2020, 01:54:36 PM »
WTF sky news talking about Syria corona cases with David Miliband? Fuck sakes. He's in New York too, he's fucked.

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« Reply #4278 on: March 26, 2020, 01:58:41 PM »
WTF sky news talking about Syria corona cases with David Miliband? Fuck sakes. He's in New York too, he's fucked.
Everyone's fucked, the gamers will inherit the earth  :rejoice
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« Reply #4279 on: March 26, 2020, 02:00:17 PM »
Who here vapes? Just listened to an NPR report on how vaping could greatly impact young people with coronavirus infection.

How does that information help me though. What am I gonna do, not vape? Lol

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« Reply #4280 on: March 26, 2020, 02:02:21 PM »
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« Reply #4281 on: March 26, 2020, 02:02:32 PM »
Fuck the virus.
Glad you're back Joe, you got us worried for a moment there.
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« Reply #4282 on: March 26, 2020, 02:04:21 PM »
Fuck the virus.

Joe, you can't fuck the virus. It's not like one of the girls you touch. You know that right?
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4283 on: March 26, 2020, 02:06:46 PM »
Fuck the virus.

Joe, you can't fuck the virus. It's not like one of the girls you touch. You know that right?

That's malarkey, Jack. Get your facts straight.

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« Reply #4284 on: March 26, 2020, 02:08:25 PM »
Glad you're okay my brother.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4285 on: March 26, 2020, 02:09:02 PM »
Smoothies are the cure

 :rejoice
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4286 on: March 26, 2020, 02:09:39 PM »
Smoothies are the cure

 :rejoice

No it's nutting.

Hentai saves :rejoice
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Ghoul

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4287 on: March 26, 2020, 02:26:05 PM »
the secret to living, is posting on the bore .cum :snob too bad registration is closed now just like heaven.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4288 on: March 26, 2020, 02:29:14 PM »
goldie hawn on TV talking shit now, I thought all these "celebs" coming out of the woodwork were already dead. Pls celebs, social distancing is bad enough, fuuuuckkk offf.


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4289 on: March 26, 2020, 02:33:30 PM »
Who here vapes? Just listened to an NPR report on how vaping could greatly impact young people with coronavirus infection.

Smoking is linked to worse outcomes due to weaker lungs and vaping MIGHT be depending on further research.

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« Reply #4290 on: March 26, 2020, 02:37:33 PM »
Who here vapes? Just listened to an NPR report on how vaping could greatly impact young people with coronavirus infection.

Smoking is linked to worse outcomes due to weaker lungs and vaping MIGHT be depending on further research.

Check All Things Considered today for the segment and let me know what your thoughts are.
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« Reply #4291 on: March 26, 2020, 02:42:51 PM »
So the Trump admin is considering ranking all counties by risk level and maybe setting travel limits.

Watch millions of people flee their designated high risk County and spread it to the low risk ones lol

That's what happened when Italy decided to close up only the northern region. Trains were packed with people going south
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« Reply #4292 on: March 26, 2020, 02:43:56 PM »
the secret to living, is posting on the bore .cum :snob too bad registration is closed now just like heaven.
We're full. :trumps
https://twitter.com/MrAlAnderson/status/1242903751666667522
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Ghoul

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« Reply #4293 on: March 26, 2020, 02:54:53 PM »
fact check the only two on the forum who got it are soy boys

:ufup

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« Reply #4294 on: March 26, 2020, 02:55:24 PM »
consuming nothing but soylent for the last week

tell me your diet
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4295 on: March 26, 2020, 02:56:58 PM »
When that day comes, shoot me like the stray dog I've become.

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« Reply #4296 on: March 26, 2020, 03:02:00 PM »
My diet when I’m not dying has been a regular breakfast in the morning with my girlfriend (bacon, toast, potatoes, etc..) soylent for lunch / if I get hungry during the day, and then again for dinner and the evening unless her and I have a cooked meal.

People talk shit about being a soy boy and whatever but I feel like it helped tremendously during the last week. I eventually want to switch to soylent completely until I lose another 25 - 30lbs and then work cooked meals back into my diet with a bigger emphasis on portion control.

What soylent you drinking
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« Reply #4297 on: March 26, 2020, 03:04:33 PM »
consuming nothing but soylent for the last week

tell me your diet

It's people, dawg

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« Reply #4298 on: March 26, 2020, 03:06:22 PM »
dis nicca eatin soygoy! :juicy
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4299 on: March 26, 2020, 03:10:52 PM »
Vom:

https://apnews.com/2e1492028e466f122e20b2bc5036482a

All bakeries around me are open :yeshrug they're not exactly packed either, I'm the sole customer when I'm in or there's one other one.
I understand that cutting any interaction helps but the global effect of reducing and shortening possible contagion roots is not critically predicated on people buying bread IMO.

Pretty bad spike in deaths today in France. Hopefully lockdown starts helping in a few days.
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« Reply #4300 on: March 26, 2020, 03:13:41 PM »
I still feel not great but the last day or two I’ve really turned the corner and am improving. Less of a cough, easier to breathe. Moving into my new apartment later today, finally.

Glad you made it, too.

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« Reply #4301 on: March 26, 2020, 03:15:41 PM »
we're all gonna make it again, brehs  :rejoice
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4302 on: March 26, 2020, 03:18:44 PM »

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« Reply #4303 on: March 26, 2020, 03:19:37 PM »
we're all gonna make it again, brehs  :rejoice

Think about all the likes an obituary thread would get though :hmm

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« Reply #4304 on: March 26, 2020, 03:23:15 PM »
Appreciate it, guys.

I think the combination of rest, staying really hydrated, and consuming nothing but soylent for the last week has helped tremendously. The consistency of what I was consuming coupled with the fact that I’ve mostly slept or was up drinking water and eating let my body do what it needed to do.

I caution anyone with even the hunt of breathing problems current or previously in their life to take this seriously. Haven’t had this much trouble breathing since I was a child. At times I wondered if I was going to actually be able to breathe at all. Sleeping was scary the few few days.

Will you make it to the April debate?
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« Reply #4306 on: March 26, 2020, 03:52:28 PM »
I've noticed that the effect of having to be on camera has improved the wardrobe of some of my clients and co-workers somewhat.  :doge
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Money-printer goes BRRRR
« Reply #4307 on: March 26, 2020, 03:54:04 PM »
no mother fucker is improving a wardrobe at Wallmart.


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« Reply #4309 on: March 26, 2020, 04:05:22 PM »
goldie hawn on TV talking shit now, I thought all these "celebs" coming out of the woodwork were already dead. Pls celebs, social distancing is bad enough, fuuuuckkk offf.

Instantly, the moment I heard a bunch of celebs sung John Lennon's imagine, I thought, 'No!'.

I'm not watching that crap.

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« Reply #4310 on: March 26, 2020, 04:10:52 PM »
The UK just clapped the NHS from windows that was cool.

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« Reply #4314 on: March 26, 2020, 04:30:59 PM »
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« Reply #4315 on: March 26, 2020, 04:32:22 PM »
Just found out that a lady who goes to same small church as I do just tested positive. She's elderly and has respiratory problems. :fbm

We didn't have services this past Sunday, but we did two Sundays ago and she was there then.
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« Reply #4316 on: March 26, 2020, 04:55:19 PM »
Just found out that a lady who goes to same small church as I do just tested positive. She's elderly and has respiratory problems. :fbm

We didn't have services this past Sunday, but we did two Sundays ago and she was there then.

Finding out that Rumbler is a Christian is the most shocking part of this whole ordeal :o
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« Reply #4317 on: March 26, 2020, 04:56:36 PM »
When you grow up in a town with about 150 people, your choices are pretty limited.
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« Reply #4318 on: March 26, 2020, 04:58:41 PM »
When you grow up in a town with about 150 people, your choices are pretty limited.

:heart
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« Reply #4319 on: March 26, 2020, 05:04:30 PM »
*checks the numbers*

U - S - A! U - S - A!