Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart (Read 479916 times)

BIONIC · « **Reply #6960 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:22:38 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 19, 2020, 02:42:17 PM

those with god on their side and those without

Save us moblin

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6961 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:22:52 PM »

seems like the key is properly identifying hot spots and then effectively shutting those places down before it gets too bad. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that New York, Ontario CA and Detroit are all reporting lots of cases. It’s a very common route for trade/travel.

Also, I saw a funny comment on Reddit, “Our economy is on the brink of collapse because people are only buying what they need.”

Stro · « **Reply #6962 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:37:12 PM »

I thought God blessed America tho

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6963 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:52:29 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 19, 2020, 02:42:17 PM

those with god on their side and those without

Looks like God is more of a Habsburg kind of guy. British branch of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha losers annihilated.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6964 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 19, 2020, 03:37:12 PM

I thought God blessed America tho

Only the Mormons.

Stro · « **Reply #6965 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:57:07 PM »

God did seem pretty fine with incest for a while there

shosta · « **Reply #6966 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:12:00 PM »

if you guys have christian parents, now is the time to check on them. my mom has been listening to her sisters too much and understands this to be the second coming of jesus

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6967 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:12:12 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 19, 2020, 03:57:07 PM

God did seem pretty fine with incest for a while there

Show me one royal failson who claims not to be a product of incestuous relationships and I show you a goddamn liar.

Tripon · « **Reply #6968 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:48:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/COVID19America/status/1251964638591250433

VomKriege · « **Reply #6969 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:51:45 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 19, 2020, 04:12:00 PM

if you guys have christian parents, now is the time to check on them. my mom has been listening to her sisters too much and understands this to be the second coming of jesus

Pre-Rapture Tribulations ?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #6970 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:59:05 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 19, 2020, 04:12:00 PM

christian

yeah, no, not just them
I'm getting told it's the revenge of god for people turning their back on god

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6971 on:** April 19, 2020, 05:31:28 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #6972 on:** April 19, 2020, 05:39:47 PM »

Igaveyoumyfakename
2 days ago (edited)
Somber piano is having a moment. Now, more than ever. it's here for you. And we'll get through this. Together.

Akala · « **Reply #6973 on:** April 19, 2020, 06:02:52 PM »

IN THESE TIMES

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6974 on:** April 19, 2020, 06:11:53 PM »

https://www.memorandumdaily.com/2020/04/coronavirus-has-now-killed-more-people.html

Pennywise · « **Reply #6975 on:** April 19, 2020, 08:11:19 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #6976 on:** April 19, 2020, 10:35:04 PM »

Nevada is lumped in with all the other red states preparing themselves for PHASE 1. Fauci says we're prepared but I don't know.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6977 on:** April 19, 2020, 11:11:55 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 19, 2020, 10:35:04 PM

Nevada is lumped in with all the other red states preparing themselves for PHASE 1. Fauci says we're prepared but I don't know.

Spoiler: We're not prepared.

team filler · « **Reply #6978 on:** April 20, 2020, 02:50:00 AM »

https://twitter.com/BlairImani/status/1252125544042254337

VomKriege · « **Reply #6979 on:** April 20, 2020, 07:21:45 AM »

Oh man, sh!tposting was a riot yesterday !

What's in the news again ?
Oh. Right.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6980 on:** April 20, 2020, 09:17:18 AM »

Akala · « **Reply #6981 on:** April 20, 2020, 09:26:50 AM »

you hate to see it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6982 on:** April 20, 2020, 10:32:06 AM »

Ontario

Cases: 11,184 (+606 [is this the most new cases in a day?)
Dead: 584 (+31)

team filler · « **Reply #6983 on:** April 20, 2020, 11:09:43 AM »

https://twitter.com/phendetta/status/1252230806371594245

chronovore · « **Reply #6984 on:** April 20, 2020, 11:15:36 AM »

https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1005474/I%20Spent%20Seven%20Weeks%20in%20a%20Wuhan%20ICU.%20Here%E2%80%99s%20What%20I%20Learned

EightBitNate · « **Reply #6985 on:** April 20, 2020, 11:21:26 AM »

Company wants employees to apply for a two week furlough, which feels like it came out of nowhere. I have to do the math but they’re saying we should receive 80% of our salary and it actually kinda scares me.

Oblivion · « **Reply #6986 on:** April 20, 2020, 01:07:13 PM »

toku · « **Reply #6987 on:** April 20, 2020, 01:19:30 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6988 on:** April 20, 2020, 01:20:05 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on April 20, 2020, 01:07:13 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Life comes at you fast.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6989 on:** April 20, 2020, 01:39:30 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6990 on:** April 20, 2020, 01:40:35 PM »

Quebec
19,319 cases (+962)
939 deaths (+62)
1,169 in hospital (+67)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6991 on:** April 20, 2020, 02:26:24 PM »

Today's worldmeter stats seem really good overall - deaths in most places seem like they are in decline (Canada excluded, but were are on a delay to most places).

shosta · « **Reply #6992 on:** April 20, 2020, 02:27:33 PM »

wait till America's heartland, Texas, and Florida swing wide open in two weeks

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6993 on:** April 20, 2020, 02:33:04 PM »

I mentally wrote off America a few weeks ago.

shosta · « **Reply #6994 on:** April 20, 2020, 03:17:01 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #6995 on:** April 20, 2020, 04:23:57 PM »

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Two Australian doctors are weighing in about the spread of the coronavirus “down under” — whether it can be spread through farts, that is.

During Friday’s episode of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s “Coronacast,” podcast, producer and host Dr. Norman Swan made a cautionary suggestion when it comes to particles of feces set adrift within a fart and the spread of COVID-19.

“No bare-bottom farting,” Swan advised about posterior pandemic panic, in a measured, mildly amused tone.

“Luckily, we wear a mask, which covers our farts all the time,” Swan said, referring to the protective aspects of pants, shorts, dresses, underwear and other garments. “I think that what we should do in terms of social distancing and being safe is that … you don’t fart close to other people, and that you don’t fart with your bottom bare.”

Meanwhile, Australian emergency physician Dr. Andy Tagg also floated the question via Twitter, asking, “So, can the bottom-based emissions of someone with coronavirus be silent and deadly?”

Tagg pondered whether flatulence itself is an “aerosol-generating procedure.” (His determination: yes.) A recent study, in fact, suggested a post-flush toilet plume could even be cause for concern when it comes to spreading the coronavirus via “aerosolized feces.” Plus, scientists have confirmed that fecal-oral transmission itself is an issue due to the presence of the virus in poop that is why health officials in Oregon and New York have even cautioned against oral contact with feces during sex.

Unfortunately, as Tagg observed, there is “not a great deal of research” available to come to a firm conclusion about the perils of passing COVID-19 while passing gas.

That’s all backed up by Dr. Aaron E. Glatt, a Mount Sinai South Nassau epidemiologist and professor of medicine at the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai.

“Studies have clearly shown that a significant percentage of COVID-19 patients do have GI [gastrointestinal] symptoms (alone, or in combination with respiratory or other general symptoms) at the time of illness presentation,” Glatt told The Post via email.

“However, there are no published data on whether flatulence alone presents any risk of transmission, although in a clothed person, it would be unlikely to be a significant route of transmission,” he said.

Where does that leave us? Tagg, co-founder of the medical education site Don’t Forget the Bubbles, suggests not throwing caution to the, um, wind. He instead proposes keeping your pants on and considering them part of your personal protection equipment, just in case.

“Perhaps SARS-CoV-2 can be spread [through] the power of parping — we need more evidence,” he tweeted, adding, “So remember to wear appropriate PPE at all times and stay safe!”

https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-coronavirus-be-spread-through-farts/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&__twitter_impression=true

team filler · « **Reply #6996 on:** April 20, 2020, 04:31:33 PM »

it just looks cool

Uncle · « **Reply #6997 on:** April 20, 2020, 04:49:42 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 20, 2020, 02:27:33 PM

wait till America's heartland, Texas, and Florida swing wide open in two weeks

I agree with a video posted earlier in here though

they can shout that they've opened up all the want, but there isn't an on/off button for the economy

people have to go out and buy things, and if the majority don't, if they're just as worried and stay home, it's only going to be worse for the businesses who are now paying employees but seeing a fraction of business

58% of Americans are more worried about the virus than the economy

and that poll question is also not quite the same thing as asking, when restrictions are lifted are you immediately going to resume your life as before and put yourself and your loved ones at risk of death...some portion of people will give lip service to being more worried about the economy but when it comes down to it, given the choice they're not gonna risk it

widespread reporting of state reopening protests paint one picture but I'd question what percentage of people actually feel this way, we already know the whole reopen campaign is astroturfed and not a real US grassroots effort

when areas reopen you will see the curve un-flatten by some amount, but plenty of people will continue to operate under lockdown conditions

Tripon · « **Reply #6998 on:** April 20, 2020, 04:53:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1252330178489040897
https://twitter.com/ElsaWSOC9/status/1252332545041141762

Stro · « **Reply #6999 on:** April 20, 2020, 04:59:39 PM »

Good luck to big public gyms like Planet Fitness, I ain't ever going back

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7000 on:** April 20, 2020, 04:59:52 PM »

You guys are going to ride wave 1 right through the summer and wave 2 will start up right when elections start.

Tripon · « **Reply #7001 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:03:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1252341216777101314

Occam · « **Reply #7002 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 20, 2020, 11:07:18 AM

https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1252035709436694528

How nice of them. I Wonder which flag they'll display next. Hopefully no one reminds them of all the Nazi gold in their vaults.

Uncle · « **Reply #7003 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:06:44 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on April 20, 2020, 04:59:52 PM

You guys are going to ride wave 1 right through the summer and wave 2 will start up right when elections start.

question is, is this good or bad for the election?

Trump is championing reopening, and if the highest number of deaths suddenly come as a result of reopening right around election time, does that push people who weren't gonna vote into getting him out of office

however what does a second wave do to the actual election/voting

old people vote Trump but maybe they'll all be too busy dying in hospitals

smart people don't vote Trump but smart people also social distance

just wonder how it will shake out

nachobro · « **Reply #7004 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:11:05 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 20, 2020, 04:18:41 PM

https://twitter.com/pilimat/status/1251092685579972609

no hennessy tho?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7005 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 20, 2020, 04:59:39 PM

Good luck to big public gyms like Planet Fitness, I ain't ever going back

Opening up gyms? Those should be the last places to open.

I've been able to replace 90% of my workouts with bands.

Stro · « **Reply #7006 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:19:34 PM »

Quote from: Occam on April 20, 2020, 05:05:47 PM

Quote from: Esch on April 20, 2020, 11:07:18 AM

https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1252035709436694528

How nice of them. I Wonder which flag they'll display next. Hopefully no one reminds them of all the Nazi gold in their vaults.

Return to Nazi Mountain

Uncle · « **Reply #7007 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:22:49 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 20, 2020, 05:17:18 PM

Quote from: Stro on April 20, 2020, 04:59:39 PM
Good luck to big public gyms like Planet Fitness, I ain't ever going back

Opening up gyms? Those should be the last places to open.

I've been able to replace 90% of my workouts with bands.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7008 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:24:39 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 20, 2020, 05:17:18 PM

Quote from: Stro on April 20, 2020, 04:59:39 PM
Good luck to big public gyms like Planet Fitness, I ain't ever going back

Opening up gyms? Those should be the last places to open.

I've been able to replace 90% of my workouts with bands.

I hate bands. I need to find a way to work out my legs better other than rowing.