USA Politics Thread |OT| Blah blah facts and science blah blah deadly pandemic

[Nintex]

Michael Cohen is just trying to look smart for being the only member of the Trump mob who didn't get a pardon. I doubt it works the way he says it does. The best bet is once pardoned Trump can't prevent them from writing tell all books. Especially CIA Paul who was convinced nothing he did as viceroy of Ukraine was a crime.

[zomgee]

How many times have people been compelled to testify by the government in the last few years and they were like, "Nah."

[Nintex]

How many times have people been compelled to testify by the government in the last few years and they were like, "Nah."

John Bolton's bomb shell revelations will save the nation   

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https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1343694040722776065

 

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[Nintex]

Cocaine Mitch takes no prisoners

https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1344039995372290049

https://twitter.com/MarisaKabas/status/1344016684059938818

[Stro]

This guy is truly a fucking ghoul

[Cauliflower Of Love]

This guy is truly a fucking ghoul

Leave Bernie alone.

[zomgee]

Louisiana congressman elect Luke Letlow died from COVID.

41.

[BIONIC]

Dead Republicans 

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[Nintex]

Thankfully there's a place for all of them in Twitter heaven 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

 

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

 

I want to die.









And take everyone who voted with me.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Gallup has polled about the nation’s most admired man for 74 years. In 60 of those years, the incumbent president has topped the list. Harry Truman, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, George W. Bush and Trump have been the only incumbent presidents who did not finish first in past years.

[Nintex]

The numbers are interesting. 18% of those polled voted for Trump. He won with Republicans and tied with Obama on independents.

Biden and Obama came in 2nd and 3rd so he mostly won because the Democrat vote was split. Michelle won in the ladies bracket with 10%.

[zomgee]

Unified vs scattershot

[Tasty]

Oh it's literally "do you know this guy."

No duh the President is usually the most famous man at the time of their presidency...

[Nintex]

Oh it's literally "do you know this guy."

No duh the President is usually the most famous man at the time of their presidency...

Nah it's admiration

And to be fair most Republican men want to be like the rich super model dating golfing partying Trump icon of the 80's and most Karens probably want to date him.

But I don't think many want to be the balding 200 lbs cable TV addict who shits himself on the golf course and probably suffered long lasting lung damage from his COVID infection.

I think this has a lot to do with Hollywood and TV relics covering up their aging too. It will be interesting to see if Trump can keep up the charade without infinite government resources and carefully staged appearances. After all he's also convinced he's not that old.

[Tasty]

Nah it's admiration

Yes but if the questions are like "Do you admire the President" and "Do you admire [person most people have never heard of]", you're going to get a lot more "Yes" to the former than the latter, even if 99% of people hate his guts.

At that point it becomes "do you know this guy."

[Tasty]

People should really question polls more often, they're often deliberately misleading to push an agenda and feel like a soft-science to me. Humans are generally not reliable.

[Nintex]

People should really question polls more often, they're often deliberately misleading to push an agenda and feel like a soft-science to me. Humans are generally not reliable.

It's sort of hilarious that Trump is using this 1000 sample bullshit poll as a way to reclaim his presidency despite his hatred for polls in general
I expect Rudy to present this as evidence in the next election fraud case. 

In other news, no pressure Mitch
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1344272069727555586

[Tasty]

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

I’m $100 over the income limit for the latest stimulus check 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

 

[Nintex]

That's the most accurate drawing of Trump Ben has made so far


In other news

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[Tasty]

Corporate hellscape dystopia from hardcore cyberpunk stories is basically here

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

 

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Obama won 3 out of 4 years of the Trump presidency.

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[tiesto]

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

 

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

 

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Obama won 3 out of 4 years of the Trump presidency.

That's the hilarious part about that.

[daycru]

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Yeah, I don’t see that minimum wage going up anytime soon 

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Yeah, I don’t see that minimum wage going up anytime soon 

[Nintex]

Promises made
Promises kept

In Donald Trumps America citizens are free and have more money to spend on OnlyFans

[zomgee]

Lin Wood will get to the bottom of voting fraud and then he'll...

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1344652363861258243

...oh.

[Joe Molotov]

Stuff you post when you're definitely about to prove that voter fraud is real.

[HardcoreRetro]

You'll have egg on your face when Elvis enters the building with the box of stolen votes.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Is he gonna rape Pepe?

[zomgee]

Weird thing to call Melania but ok, sure.

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Is he gonna rape Pepe?

[Nintex]

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"What happened Pepe why didn't you vote? we were winning so much it was beautiful"

"I'm sorry Mr Trump I was hiding from the virus, chicom dragons and 5auci. Plus I thought you didn't need me anymore because you made so many new friends"

"It's Ok Pepe we'll always be friends but I guess we really are the last of us"

"We made a good team though didn't we Mr Trump"

"We sure did Pepe.... we sure did.... you.... you.... buy yourself something nice with that $600 kid and... take.... take the vaccine.... survive...."

"Thank you for everything Mr Trump"

"No thank you Pepe... and Just.... call.... me.... Donald... ..."

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https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1345022611324022785

 

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https://twitter.com/dwuhlfelderlaw/status/1345066634084573185

[Nintex]

To be fair the Mar A Lago club is probably the only community in the world that has achieved herd immunity

I noticed Rudy, how the fuck did he survive 

[Nintex]

How it is going

[Great Rumbler]

I just can't laugh at Lin Wood, it's not fair to make fun of someone who is so clearly mentally unwell and needs help.

[Stro]

And yet we dunk on Nintex all the time

[Joe Molotov]

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My boss is pro-Trump, wonder if I could get away with saying that I was going to the rally and taking next week off. 

[Nintex]

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My boss is pro-Trump, wonder if I could get away with saying that I was going to the rally and taking next week off. 

Just tell him you are a Cyberwarrior standing back and standing by to help Flynn save the republic

[BIONIC]

*Info Warrior

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1345422940725252096

"The most direct precedent on this question arose in 1877, following serious allegations of fraud and illegal conduct in the Hayes-Tilden presidential race. Specifically, the elections in three states-Florida, Louisiana, and South Carolina-were alleged to have been conducted illegally.

Although to be fair, Biden probably voted in the 1877 election

[Tasty]

But we don't have "serious allegations of fraud."

We have the President whining without evidence.

Fuck the GOP and fuck sad sack Ted Cruz who probably lets Trump fuck his wife at this point, the Texan cuck loser.

[Tasty]

"And those allegations are not believed just by one individual candidate. Instead, they are widespread. Reuters/Ipsos polling, tragically, shows that 39% of Americans believe ‘the election was rigged.' That belief is held by Republicans (67%), Democrats (17%), and Independents (31%).

Using polls of the uninformed electorate after fanning the flames unchecked for weeks via Newsmax and Fox News. Jesus Christ this is literally how democracy dies. Brainwash enough people and you have the cover to pull any kind of unconstitutional, unfounded shit you want.

I just hope that 'crats are paying attention. Fight mud with mud at this point.

[Nintex]

Election Fraud 

no evidence of voter fraud

Everyone parties with gangsters from Ukraine


Makes peace deals on a whim


Calls Rudy when they find a laptop with private information


Tries to run buses of the road


Trashes the postal service


Organizes protests to both count the vote and stop counting the vote


Declare victory once you are in the lead


Claim random states for the purpose of the electoral college

[close]

I don't know why those 17% of Democrats could possibly think this election was rigged.
Florida was done counting in 5 minutes. If only they had counted the votes and stopped counting the votes Trump would've won with 400+ electoral votes

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https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1345422940725252096

"The most direct precedent on this question arose in 1877, following serious allegations of fraud and illegal conduct in the Hayes-Tilden presidential race. Specifically, the elections in three states-Florida, Louisiana, and South Carolina-were alleged to have been conducted illegally.

Although to be fair, Biden probably voted in the 1877 election