Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 1767443 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39180 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:35:59 PM »

I've never met Belmont. I know someone who has (not Cohen), and he didn't have anything bad to say about her. And I'm usually pretty sympathetic to these geek pinup chicks, because they're usually average broads that get place on a pedestal by a community that doesn't know how to socially interact with the opposite sex. It takes someone with a lot of patience and understanding to deal with that crowd and not get want to slit their wrists.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39181 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:41:06 PM »

[youtube=560,345] Sd9Yibf_UXE[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39182 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:42:31 PM »

But you really are a sharp, clever jerk in real-life!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39183 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 15, 2009, 10:41:56 PM

Kohler's internet persona and his real self are completely different, just like everyone else on the internet. SHOKKU

I've met him IRL and punched the shit out of him once. Dude's a taco. Fired me, so he deserved it.

archie4208 · « **Reply #39184 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 15, 2009, 10:41:06 PM

[youtube=560,345] Sd9Yibf_UXE[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]aSD_ekh5KEU[/youtube]

cool breeze · « **Reply #39185 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 15, 2009, 10:41:06 PM

[youtube=560,345] Sd9Yibf_UXE[/youtube]

slow down, I'm still not finished that other one

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39186 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:47:49 PM »

I'd fire him for being an everliving, ropey piece of jizz.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39187 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 15, 2009, 10:46:45 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 15, 2009, 10:42:44 PM
I've met him IRL and punched the shit out of him once. Dude's a distinguished effete fellow. Fired me, so he deserved it.

Fwiw, I'd fire you too if I was your boss, probably for no reason.

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Kohler's internet persona and his real self are completely different, just like everyone else on the internet. SHOKKU

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39188 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:51:57 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39189 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:55:50 PM »

Big black dick silhouette? Chance for a free TV, PD!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39190 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:56:34 PM »

Try playing all 3 of those videos at once

Then sync them up with Wizard of Oz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39191 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:56:45 PM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #39192 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:57:13 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 15, 2009, 10:42:44 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 15, 2009, 10:41:56 PM
Kohler's internet persona and his real self are completely different, just like everyone else on the internet. SHOKKU

I've met him IRL and punched the shit out of him once. Dude's a distinguished effete fellow. Fired me, so he deserved it.

so fake

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39193 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:57:16 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 15, 2009, 10:54:44 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 15, 2009, 10:49:02 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on December 15, 2009, 10:46:45 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 15, 2009, 10:42:44 PM
I've met him IRL and punched the shit out of him once. Dude's a distinguished effete fellow. Fired me, so he deserved it.

Fwiw, I'd fire you too if I was your boss, probably for no reason.

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Kohler's internet persona and his real self are completely different, just like everyone else on the internet. SHOKKU

The good things I heard about him were from people who met him IRL, and not from his forum activities.

I'm sorry that people are mean to you IRL and on the internet, if only they gave you chance to prove your worth.

That's not my point idiot, the point is the guy has known to steal other peoples work, make outlandish claims and not back them up, and know he's just a pos irl if you even knew him personally and not just "met" him. I'm sorry it's coming from me, but your idol is a dick. It seems to me like you're basing conclusions on him being a "swell ol chap" just because you saw him fat it up on area 5 co-op.

If I ever saw him again I would personally beat the shit out of him. And he knows it.

And do you honestly think i'm a mothbreathing sony fantroll IRL? Please. I did write for major gaming sites and worked in the industry ya know.

MCD · « **Reply #39194 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:01:31 PM »

he worked in the industry people

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39195 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:03:02 PM »

he's covered the video game industry, ya know

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39196 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:03:22 PM »

Except that i'm clearly a forum idiot, who talks before thinking.

I'd like to know what makes you think Kohler is some nice dude though? Maybe he's changed since 5 years ago, but afaik, he did one of the most detestable things you could do in this industry.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #39197 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:04:33 PM »

Elaborate...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39198 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:05:46 PM »

Chris Kohler, the husky, likable chap from Wired, "did one of the most detestable things you could do in this industry"?

... What, did he review a game without consulting the publisher first?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39199 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:06:33 PM »

He took seconds from the buffet table.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39200 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 15, 2009, 11:05:00 PM

lol I can't believe you're that fired up just because I said I heard someone is nice. I guess you are a forum idiot.

Yes, you must've missed what post we're posting in where half of these are bitching about GAF mods that people here have detested are nice IRL also.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #39201 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:09:19 PM »

This type of animosity only comes from being cockblocked. WHO DID KOHLER STEAL AWAY?!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39202 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:09:19 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 15, 2009, 11:06:33 PM

He took seconds from the buffet table.

He didn't like LAIR.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39203 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:10:28 PM »

I'm not going to discuss what he did to me on a message board that i'm the beating donkey at. It pains me enough, don't need you guys adding on to it. Sorry if I acted out loud, it just disgusts me to hear people call him a nice guy. If you really want to know I would discuss it over mIRC when I get on later.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #39204 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:12:25 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39205 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:12:46 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39206 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:13:41 PM »

Whatever, call me out, ban me whatever, i'll try to shut up whenever someone says something about Kohler, it's just too hard not too.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #39207 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:13:45 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 15, 2009, 11:07:23 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on December 15, 2009, 11:05:00 PM
lol I can't believe you're that fired up just because I said I heard someone is nice. I guess you are a forum idiot.

Yes, you must've missed what post we're posting in where half of these are bitching about GAF mods that people here have detested are nice IRL also.

I'd actually take interest in video game journalism if all the writers were as articulate as you

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39208 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:17:03 PM »

[youtube=560,345]kNaCgXChvlw[/youtube]

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39209 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:19:36 PM »

dunno if old, constanza sent me this, this is that poop and piss guys personal blog where he tries to overcome his social anxiety and just goes up to girls and ask them to suck his dick lol

http://demolishingsocialanxiety.blogspot.com/

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #39210 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:27:41 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on December 15, 2009, 11:17:03 PM

[youtube=560,345]kNaCgXChvlw[/youtube]

What
the
fuck

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #39211 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:31:30 PM »

In retrospect, maybe nu metal wasn't so bad

Purple Filth · « **Reply #39212 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:31:59 PM »

First Whitta now Kohler?

some history

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39213 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:33:45 PM »

Whitta didn't do anything nearly as bad as Kohler. In fact, i've made amends with Whitta and he's apologized. Kohler won't get anyweres near me lol.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #39214 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:35:43 PM »

Can you get on IRC now? I don't feel like staying up late tonight.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39215 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:36:20 PM »

ya let me boot it up

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #39216 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:57:21 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2009, 10:04:29 PM

I really don't feel like typing out two, long-winded stories from days past, so I will kind of give you a synopsis. I used to work E3 as a "journalist lol" for UK press. Morgan and I would be in the same events, and her behavior and attitude were completely fucking obnoxious. The end.

She did a few things in a particular to make it clear that she thought she was better than other people.

The worst part was how the mainstream guys were so enamored with her boobs (nevermind the fact that most E3 media had the same jawline and chest measurements) that nobody would say a fucking word to her. And when I made some remarks, everyone came white knightin' to her rescue.

She can eat a bag of dicks, for all I care.

Eh, I've always preferred her to that other bimbo in that stupid video thing about Warcraft.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #39217 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 15, 2009, 12:39:11 PM

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

the accompanying illustrations are so charming

omg

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39218 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:00:33 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 15, 2009, 10:56:34 PM

Try playing all 3 of those videos at once

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of doing that!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #39219 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:08:36 AM »

I liked how the moment mud left, kohler came in chat.

E-DuB · « **Reply #39220 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:09:22 AM »

Borys! You lucky Son of a Bitch!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_tours/metallica_slayer_megadeth_and_anthrax_confirmed_for_sonisphere.html

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39221 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:09:43 AM »

Bad timing, I couldnt talk to him either way.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39222 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:11:22 AM »

Quote from: E-DuB on December 16, 2009, 12:09:22 AM

Borys! You lucky Son of a Bitch!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_tours/metallica_slayer_megadeth_and_anthrax_confirmed_for_sonisphere.html

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #39223 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:22:37 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2009, 10:12:20 PM

We've had a few bans, but usually it's people that are trying to nuke their accounts by spamming porn and rotten pics. I don't think Ichi is even banned anymore, but he'd never come back anyway.

He is still banned, actually.

I'm probably the only one here who wants him back.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39224 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:29:37 AM »

Hurray, Count Dookakke finally shitbinned

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39225 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:32:13 AM »

Are you serious? Finally.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39226 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:40:38 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 16, 2009, 12:29:37 AM

Hurray, Count Dookakke finally shitbinned

You're just jealous that he--along with the rest of the world--has seen his sister in the nude.

Robo · « **Reply #39227 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:46:39 AM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on December 15, 2009, 11:58:19 PM

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 15, 2009, 12:39:11 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

the accompanying illustrations are so charming
omg

Follow-up: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=422892471&postcount=1023

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39228 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:49:01 AM »

At this point, I believe it's a joke or the guy is functionally distinguished mentally-challenged.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #39229 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:52:30 AM »

"Warmest season's greetings"? That's just gonna remind her of the warm turds floating in her bathtub.

Bildi · « **Reply #39230 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:58:16 AM »

That dude is certifiably nuts. Harmless, but nuts. Hopefully he doesn't send those illustrated cards.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39231 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:59:43 AM »

I kind of want to base a reality television show on this guy now.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39232 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:01:49 AM »

it would basically be larry david meets jackass

sadly, it would probably be an easy pitch

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39233 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:03:33 AM »

Yeah, I'm thinking this is a lot more bankable than the project I'm working on now.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39234 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:05:37 AM »

Did you guys see the link I posted? You pretty much have your free pilot episode right there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39235 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:04:35 AM »

[youtube=560,345]iQEu5AwqB3w[/youtube]

beezy explain this to me

Beezy · « **Reply #39236 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:14:57 AM »

what the fuck

omg the white dude

etiolate · « **Reply #39237 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:25:52 AM »

I apologize for Sacramento

Robo · « **Reply #39238 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:28:22 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 16, 2009, 03:14:57 AM

what the fuck

omg the white dude

I thought you were talking about the guy with the cornrows and the 40oz at first, but then... smh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39239 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:32:30 AM »

Please tell me it's from the 90s.

from sohh

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breh, this is by far the most funniest cypher i have ever seen in my life

that first n!gga soundin' like a mix of Da Brat, Bow Wow and Tyrone Biggums

dude with the low voice had me on the floor choking on my orange soda, soundin like the Mortal Kombat narrator and sh!t

"Davey......COMMENCE!"

goofy ass random dancing white boy

even the fukkin camera man was high, randomly zooming all the way in and sh!t

http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=2440581

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 1767443 times)