The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[BobFromPikeCreek]

"Davey... commence..."

Killed me.

[Vizzys]

that white guy cracks me up

hes so out of place

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Oh god. Cornrow white guy and the white chick freestyle in the second part.

[etiolate]

He was busting out the running man, wasn't he?

[BlueTsunami]

Oh man, the White dude did not just throw down the cabbage patch

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18911797&postcount=2

how did you buy games in the 16bit age? did you have demo cartriges for overpriced snes games?

[Third]

yeah, what a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

[demi]

Please tell me it's from the 90s.  

from sohh

breh, this is by far the most funniest cypher i have ever seen in my life

that first distinguished black fellow soundin' like a mix of Da Brat, Bow Wow and Tyrone Biggums  

dude with the low voice had me on the floor choking on my orange soda, soundin like the Mortal Kombat narrator and sh!t

"Davey......COMMENCE!"

goofy ass random dancing white boy

even the fukkin camera man was high, randomly zooming all the way in and sh!t

http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=2440581

lmao, orange soda. Sounds like PD

[ferrarimanf355]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18911797&postcount=2

how did you buy games in the 16bit age? did you have demo cartriges for overpriced snes games?

He's kidding, right?

[chronovore]

Kohler's internet persona and his real self are completely different, just like everyone else on the internet.  SHOKKU

I've met him IRL and punched the shit out of him once. Dude's a distinguished effete fellow. Fired me, so he deserved it.

The order those things happened in is kind of important. If you punched him and then he fired you, that's probably understandable. If he fired you and then you punched him you'd just be a guy who resorted to physical violence and bragged about it on the internet.

She looks better than Morgan Manjaw I guess

I hate her, and for actual, real-life reasons (due to two interactions with her), not Internet drama.

Admit it:

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You resorted to parenthetical clauses because that sentence just couldn't deal with two more commas.

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[Dickie Dee]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191



the accompanying illustrations are so charming

omg

 

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Follow-up: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=422892471&postcount=1023

someone in that thread animated it:

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[OptimoPeach]

Please tell me it's from the 90s.  

from sohh

breh, this is by far the most funniest cypher i have ever seen in my life

that first distinguished black fellow soundin' like a mix of Da Brat, Bow Wow and Tyrone Biggums  

dude with the low voice had me on the floor choking on my orange soda, soundin like the Mortal Kombat narrator and sh!t

"Davey......COMMENCE!"

goofy ass random dancing white boy

even the fukkin camera man was high, randomly zooming all the way in and sh!t

http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=2440581

The white guy with glasses.

Brotha Lynch is actually local. Guy is ridiculous

[youtube=560,345]QKUQHq3yeqc[/youtube]

[Great Rumbler]

Hurray, Count Dookakke finally shitbinned

GOOD.

[Phoenix Dark]

Hurray, Count Dookakke finally shitbinned

GOOD.

link? is he permed? 

[Don Flamenco]

Hurray, Count Dookakke finally shitbinned

GOOD.

link? is he permed? 

Don't count on it.
 

[Great Rumbler]

Hurray, Count Dookakke finally shitbinned

GOOD.

link? is he permed? 

Probably not a perm.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382393

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18914333&postcount=212

I lol'ed. 

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382415

 

[ferrarimanf355]

Your tax $$$ at work... 

[youtube=560,345]xvwTMZNWGuk[/youtube]

[drew]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18914333&postcount=212

I lol'ed. 

yeah this is pretty ignorant

its one of those things you dont believe in until it happens to you, like ufos (which are also real)

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382415

 

I love lawsuit threads on gaf.

GAF: "MAN JAILED FOR PROTECTING HIS CHILD"  

Article: "Man jailed for brutally maiming and anally raping another man who broke into his house."

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382415

 

I love lawsuit threads on gaf.

GAF: "MAN JAILED FOR PROTECTING HIS CHILD"  

Article: "Man jailed for brutally maiming and anally raping another man who broke into his house."

Evilbore legal threads aren't better: see Castle and kosma v. Rape Victims.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382415

 

I love lawsuit threads on gaf.

GAF: "MAN JAILED FOR PROTECTING HIS CHILD"  

Article: "Man jailed for brutally maiming and anally raping another man who broke into his house."

Yeah, that situation isn't nearly as cut-and-dried as the the situation where the woman shot and killed a man who broke into her house, no matter how much GAF would very really much like for both situations to be exactly the same.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382415

 

I love lawsuit threads on gaf.

GAF: "MAN JAILED FOR PROTECTING HIS CHILD"  

Article: "Man jailed for brutally maiming and anally raping another man who broke into his house."

I love police threads on gaf more. EVERYTHING is police brutality. EVERYTHING.

[Van Cruncheon]

internet contrarians need to be exterminated.

[Phoenix Dark]

[pilonv1]

That Jeff-DSA guy in that thread is a fucking idiot.  in fact most of the people in that thread are fucking idiots.

I think he's from Utah, he's a Jazz fan.

[CajoleJuice]

That Jeff-DSA guy in that thread is a fucking idiot.  in fact most of the people in that thread are fucking idiots.

I think he's from Utah, he's a Jazz fan.

He's a mormon.

[Don Flamenco]

internet contrarians need to be exterminated.

MAN EXTERMINATED FOR VOICING HIS OPINION ON THE INTERNET

[Van Cruncheon]

internet contrarians need to be exterminated.

MAN EXTERMINATED FOR VOICING HIS OPINION ON THE INTERNET

there's a difference between reasoned opposition and just arguing the opposite for lulz

see: jaydubya vs phoenix dark

[Don Flamenco]

internet contrarians need to be exterminated.

MAN EXTERMINATED FOR VOICING HIS OPINION ON THE INTERNET

there's a difference between reasoned opposition and just arguing the opposite for lulz

see: jaydubya vs phoenix dark

I know, that was the joke, the headline, then the distinguished mentally-challenged contrarian argument in the body...nm

[Flannel Boy]

internet contrarians need to be exterminated.

MAN EXTERMINATED FOR VOICING HIS OPINION ON THE INTERNET

there's a difference between reasoned opposition and just arguing the opposite for lulz

see: jaydubya vs phoenix dark

I see that you're butthurt after JD demonstrated that natural rights exist.

[Van Cruncheon]

internet contrarians need to be exterminated.

MAN EXTERMINATED FOR VOICING HIS OPINION ON THE INTERNET

there's a difference between reasoned opposition and just arguing the opposite for lulz

see: jaydubya vs phoenix dark

I know, that was the joke, the headline, then the distinguished mentally-challenged contrarian argument in the body...nm

oh god i am stupid to-day

[Phoenix Dark]

smh at least I'm not a libertarian

[Madrun Badrun]

internet contrarians need to be exterminated.

MAN EXTERMINATED FOR VOICING HIS OPINION ON THE INTERNET

there's a difference between reasoned opposition and just arguing the opposite for lulz

see: jaydubya vs phoenix dark

I know, that was the joke, the headline, then the distinguished mentally-challenged contrarian argument in the body...nm

oh god i am stupid to-day

[cool breeze]

just get an adult to buy it for you

[Bildi]

I can't believe you have the patience to argue this stuff with people who are so dead serious about it.

I'd like to know where all these defenders were when Fahrenheit came out.

[Don Flamenco]

Heavy Rain is the Ulysses of video games.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371620&page=27

I'm not mature enough to enjoy this game.

That's like saying a button popup in a game tutorial, telling you how to throw a grenade, is a QTE... *sheesh*

ARE YOU MATURE ENOUGH TO PLAY A GAME WHERE THEY ENTIRE GAME IS A TUTORIAL??

[Bildi]

they cling to the defense that people like me are not mature enough for the game.

Console warz breed the most hilariously irrational arguments.

[TEEEPO]

walking around aimlessly pressings a until finding a context sensitive object is a staple of the genre. if it works, don't fix it.

[pilonv1]

you guys dont get it, the game is about a persons life so the mundane things make sense in the bigger picture

[archie4208]

Couldn't I just do my own dishes instead instead of paying $60 to wash some virtual dishes?

[Madrun Badrun]

Couldn't I just do my own dishes instead instead of paying $60 to wash some virtual dishes?

Sure, if you're an immature asshole that hates innovation.

 

[brawndolicious]

She looks better than Morgan Manjaw I guess

I hate her, and for actual, real-life reasons (due to two interactions with her), not Internet drama.

Well wasn't one of those interactions just you and others waiting in line at E3 being passed by her and her crew?

[Third]

I'm considered to be an stard, but I sometimes agree with nthings and xtards over at gaf just to see the stard meltdown reactions.
teh sony fans at gaf are really scary.

[EmCeeGrammar]

I kind of wish non news threads weren't permitted at GAF.  Forums as a hobby doesn't seem healthy.

*emceegrammar is projecting

[Philip Cardgage]

Man, I need an alt to troll Heavy Rain. Seeing Leech on full defense is hilarious.

[duckman2000]

I can't believe you have the patience to argue this stuff with people who are so dead serious about it.

I'd like to know where all these defenders were when Fahrenheit came out.

Because they're all stupid assholes who think all this dull shit in the game is going to shape the video game into some art house bullshit.

Well, not every game can be choice titles made by choice developers like Zombie and Rebellion, amirite? Lulz.

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And for the record, I have no idea what's going on with Heavy Rain.

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[Don Flamenco]

Man, I need an alt to troll Heavy Rain. Seeing Leech on full defense is hilarious.

it's threads like this that make me wish I didn't troll something else before to get myself banned


I can't believe these people are defending the game as being sooo mature.  It's embarrassing that they're so transparently propping up their self-worth by slyly bashing others for not being mature enough to want to play a dishwashing QTE

[Stoney Mason]

Meh.

Heavy Rain appeals to some people. It doesn't appeal to others. It's a niche title. There are certainly niche titles that I love while at the same time recognizing they aren't made for everyone. Since no one (or only a few gaming journalists) has actually been able to play it, this strikes me as people on either side trying to start shit up.

[duckman2000]

I can't believe these people are defending the game as being sooo mature.  It's embarrassing that they're so transparently propping up their self-worth by slyly bashing others for not being mature enough to want to play a dishwashing QTE

Not terribly different from dudes trying to rip on it at this point, especially when that ripping comes in form of ridiculously thin "yeah, it's so mature lulz" and bitching about QTEs. And as rabid as it becomes, the defense typically doesn't just appear out of thin air, it's usually instigated by someone looking for an argument (or in the case of Green Man, a nice link for this thread). Fanboys would be better off just dropping the hyperbole and wait and see, and the nervous xtards should just shut up about it entirely.

[Diunx]

I'm an sfag and I haven't even bother to see a gameplay video, game looks meh.

[Don Flamenco]

I can't believe these people are defending the game as being sooo mature.  It's embarrassing that they're so transparently propping up their self-worth by slyly bashing others for not being mature enough to want to play a dishwashing QTE

Not terribly different from dudes trying to rip on it at this point, especially when that ripping comes in form of ridiculously thin "yeah, it's so mature lulz" and bitching about QTEs. And as rabid as it becomes, the defense typically doesn't just appear out of thin air, it's usually instigated by someone looking for an argument (or in the case of Green Man, a nice link for this thread). Fanboys would be better off just dropping the hyperbole and wait and see, and the nervous xtards should just shut up about it entirely.

I see your point.  I guess I see other trolls as people like me who aren't serious and are just trying to rile up people for fun.

my secret is that I'll play anything if it's fun and never really make up my mind before release (without some kind of demo)  

[Philip Cardgage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnNlQ-KNv4

Sigh, why does everything have to devolve in to console wars?

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382528

Metalmurphy is getting annihilated in that thread.

[demi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnNlQ-KNv4

Sigh, why does everything have to devolve in to console wars?

You're just a unique snowflake

[duckman2000]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382528

Metalmurphy is getting annihilated in that thread.

Shame it's at the hands of one of GAFs most insufferable fanboy/troll combo cunts. Vast Inspiration there has been known to go into similar fanboy meltdowns over shit like the graphics of Halo.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I can't wait until Heavy Rain bombs and David Cage throws a Jeff Minter/Jonathan Blow level hissy fit against gamers and the industry.

[M3wThr33]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnNlQ-KNv4

Sigh, why does everything have to devolve in to console wars?

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I don't know what it is, but the official video has tags for that, so I'm guessing MS paid for it.