The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Positive Touch]

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[Shaka Khan]

[Mupepe]

This is after a 6 year old took me mudding in his dune buggie (hence the mud on my face).  That little man sure can drive.

[tehjaybo]

 

[Mupepe]

No goatee

The Biz was right as usual

[Phoenix Dark]

drank too much. Peep the perfect winter afro brehs

[Rufus]

"Are we really doing this?", best hair, gay, and ace sweater.

[Mupepe]

PD looks like Craig Robinson. Goddamn you are handsome!

[Shaka Khan]

Guy in white shirt is mad homo.

[nudemacusers]

pd how big is his dick

[Shaka Khan]

Hey PD, do you have a prosthetic leg?

[Phoenix Dark]

 

I'm assuming that's due to my hands being in my pocket.

[Shadow Mod]

I just want that guy on the right's sweater.

[Smooth Groove]

Finally leaned down enough to start wearing tank tops in the gym

Still kinda puffy right now but at least I don't have chicken legs like my friend

[Mupepe]

Why are your pictures always out of focus and shit??  What the hell is your problem?  Is this a war on fapping?  Jesus Christ I don't ask for much.  Just give me some spank material, smooth.

[demi]

Cause its fake. Why other dudes takin pics of you? You gay?

[Shaka Khan]

Because he's a creeper who takes photos without anyone's consent. Gotta go fast.

[Smooth Groove]

That pic wasn't taken of me, I just happened to be in the background

Another friend sent that pic to me cuz he was laughing at that guy with the skinny legs

I'm kinda paranoid about my id cuz of my profession

That's why I have no social media accounts

[Shaka Khan]

There are millions of people in the medical field with social media presence. It has nothing to do with your profession, and everything to do with you being a compulsive paranoid person. One day you'll make one very lucky girl very dead.

[Smooth Groove]

It's what we've been advised to do.  Some people just choose not to follow that advice.

My sister, a surgeon, also doesn't use social media and she's 100x more popular than me.  All her friends are constantly bugging her to go on Facebook but she tells them to just text or email her. 

[nudemacusers]

That pic wasn't taken of me, I just happened to be in the background

Another friend sent that pic to me cuz he was laughing at that guy with the skinny legs

I'm kinda paranoid about my id cuz of my profession

That's why I have no social media accounts

we just wanna see your dick

unless that's tied to your profession

[Smooth Groove]

I don't even know which one is supposed to be you. Everyone in that picture has skinny legs

Hater!

I'm in grey

My legs are twice as big as my friend's.  We call him Tyson Chandler (look up Chandler and chicken legs if you haven't seen the pic.)

Dude has surprisingly strong lower body power though.  His combined 3 powerlifts are about 1050 and he only weights 165. 

   

[Smooth Groove]

That pic wasn't taken of me, I just happened to be in the background

Another friend sent that pic to me cuz he was laughing at that guy with the skinny legs

I'm kinda paranoid about my id cuz of my profession

That's why I have no social media accounts

we just wanna see your dick

unless that's tied to your profession

Why?

It's no BBC

[Boogie]

I'm kinda paranoid about my id cuz of my profession

That's why I have no social media accounts

Oh puh-leez, I'm a freakin' federal agent and my ugly mug is plastered all over this site. 

[nudemacusers]

yeah wut happened. i need drama deets

That pic wasn't taken of me, I just happened to be in the background

Another friend sent that pic to me cuz he was laughing at that guy with the skinny legs

I'm kinda paranoid about my id cuz of my profession

That's why I have no social media accounts

we just wanna see your dick

unless that's tied to your profession

Why?

It's no BBC

sometimes you want to eat light

[The Sceneman]

Happy NYE Bore! Just about to head out for steak and shit.

You will not believe how much puss I'll pull in my Pokemon shirt

[Eli Gulgin]

Look at those bj lips

[Phoenix Dark]

Boring pics number infinite:

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Still look like a shitbag, proceed to the insults.

I don't know how to react to a smiling version of you bro. This is like your Nothing Else Matters moment, and if I had a sister she'd like this while I'd be complaining that the old Wrath was better, while secretly enjoying this new hotness

Looking good tho

[Boogie]

Nope, that's too long to type.  Still Wrath.

[chronovore]

Sceneman, is that a Members Only jacket?

[chronovore]

Kinda tired.

Parents are going back to the USA tomorrow. Been eating too much and not drinking enough.

[Diunx]

Hulking out at the bar.

[Mupepe]

Pics of the chicks behind you?

[Raban]

your friend's reaction

[Eli Gulgin]

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If Robb Flynn and Joseph Merrick had a baby

[Boogie]

Biz = drunk Neil Patrick Harris:

[nudemacusers]

[Atramental]

Meh.

[Philip Cardgage]

NYE, I'm drunk as a skunk. But oh well.

[Brehvolution]

Dat mojo hair.

[Philip Cardgage]

Why Sank you.

[nudemacusers]

looking boss, brehs

[Shaka Khan]

That is one sweet photo, mojo. You're back on my list.

Also boogie nailed it— Biz is totally NPH.

This page *lick*

[Philip Cardgage]

That is one sweet photo, mojo. You're back on my list.

Also boogie nailed it— Biz is totally NPH.

This page *lick*

 

[Phoenix Dark]

NYE, I'm drunk as a skunk. But oh well.


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Is she single?

[Shaka Khan]

[Philip Cardgage]

NYE, I'm drunk as a skunk. But oh well.


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Is she single?

Nah she mines.

[Philip Cardgage]

Like, Crisco?

[Philip Cardgage]

Nah, I'm good butthenx

[Bacchus7]

[CatsCatsCats]

Booze hikin



#Bffs

[Shadow Mod]

Nice abyssinian.

[CatsCatsCats]

Thanks! He's got some Abysinnian but he's mostly a Chausie / Bengal mix. He's a big kitty

[Shadow Mod]

Ah. I need to catch up on my cat breeds again. Most of the ones my parents have are hybrids with exotic breeds. I thought for a long time the cats that ended up in our backyard were spawns of escapees from a breeder, then I found out a breeder lives less than a couple miles down the road from the folks.

[CatsCatsCats]

Well, to your credit you can't see his face or belly spots

[Boogie]

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Flagged.

[Shadow Mod]

Aren't you tall Biz? Why do fatigues always make everyone look squat. I guess that's actually an advantage.

[Phoenix Dark]

He deserves multiple likes for not using the word "selfie," which no self respecting man should feature in his vocabulary.

[Human Snorenado]

I call this "Fat Sherlock"

[Raban]

Flip the collar up and the game is on, Holmes