Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1263024 times)

Raban · « **Reply #17340 on:** May 05, 2014, 07:47:30 PM »

tiesto looks like he's getting an uncomfortable blowjob from that laptop

tiesto · « **Reply #17341 on:** May 05, 2014, 08:04:34 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 05, 2014, 07:35:03 PM

Quote from: tiesto on May 05, 2014, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: Esch on May 05, 2014, 06:49:53 PM
Dat laptop, holy shit

Can't complain, it was pretty top of the line back in the day. Can't afford a new one at the moment though.

How many inches is that thing (no homo)

17", it's probably just a weird angle of the picture.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17342 on:** May 05, 2014, 08:23:08 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on May 05, 2014, 06:44:12 PM

DJing at my friend's party:

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EDM and barbeque at the same time

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17343 on:** May 05, 2014, 09:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 05, 2014, 07:07:13 PM

Shaka reminds me of the gay dude from Orphan Black.

I'll take it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17344 on:** May 05, 2014, 09:19:42 PM »

http://tvquila.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-21-at-4.01.13-PM.png

He does look like Felix.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17345 on:** May 05, 2014, 09:21:30 PM »

I bought a black jockstrap on Saturday. So that assessment(!) is very accurate.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17346 on:** May 05, 2014, 09:30:45 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17347 on:** May 05, 2014, 09:58:13 PM »

You want me, you pay me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17348 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:01:27 PM »

MSOG CIM BBBJ?*

*PD wants to know

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17349 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:01:47 PM »

i'll pay you in insults and rough slaps across the face and you'll like it

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17350 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:03:57 PM »

No thanks. But I accept Cock pics and EBT cards.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17351 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:05:01 PM »

all of those are stored on my wife's computer $:-\$

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17352 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:15:06 PM »

Why don't you spread your knees and snap a new photo right now with your phone? Or is your dick N balls in your wife's purse as well?

Raban · « **Reply #17353 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:17:26 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2014, 10:03:57 PM

No thanks. But I accept Cock pics and EBT cards.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17354 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:35:01 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2014, 10:15:06 PM

Why don't you spread your knees and snap a new photo right now with your phone? Or is your dick N balls in your wife's purse as well?

dont have the studio lights out right now, i want them to look their best

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17355 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:03:38 AM »

Another from Coachella (awful quality):

Better one for comparison:

And me the other night:

Be honest Borebros do I look overweight/unhealthy :-/

Raban · « **Reply #17356 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:14:53 AM »

Quote

Be honest Borebros do I look overweight/unhealthy :-/

fuck outta here you look fine. Insecurity sure is unhealthy tho

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #17357 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:17:03 AM »

jesus christ, you fucking bitch, brand new. I will put an oil cylinder in your MOUTH and just poor pork rinds down.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17358 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:36:45 AM »

looking a little bloaty but could just be the lighting or angle. i'd lose 10 just to be safe.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17359 on:** May 06, 2014, 10:29:57 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 06, 2014, 02:03:38 AM

Another from Coachella (awful quality):

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When I first saw this I literally thought "I don't remember taking this photo!"

In other words, you look perfect bb.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17360 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:35:11 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 06, 2014, 02:36:45 AM

looking a little bloaty but could just be the lighting or angle. i'd lose 10 just to be safe.

hate u

Sorry about that dudes. I go through phases of moderate body dysmorphia and combined with a few drinks, I guess I try and fish for compliments. It's not attractive, I realize. I'm getting better at it though. Went nearly a month without feeling shitty about my body.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17361 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:41:26 AM »

bb you need some self-lovin.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17362 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:44:38 AM »

Like I said, it's been getting better!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17363 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:45:16 AM »

bb u like fine

demi · « **Reply #17364 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:57:43 AM »

Sounds like you need to find whatever gay communities PD has been hanging out at and fish for comments there.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17365 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:09:41 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 06, 2014, 11:57:43 AM

Sounds like you need to find whatever gay communities PD has been hanging out at and fish for comments there.

http://www.lpsg.com/fictitious-stories/
http://www.lpsg.com/ask-a-transgender-person/

Respectively.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17366 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:13:59 PM »

... there is a forum for large penis support.

:deadpos

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17367 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:16:18 PM »

Of course there is, bb. It's a struggle.

(If you wanna be a member without paying, you have post a dick pic while holding a sign

)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17368 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:46:53 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 06, 2014, 12:13:59 PM

... there is a forum for large penis support.

:deadpos

shout outs to Smooth Groove. That place is hilarious.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17369 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:56:08 PM »

i mean, uh, of course i knew about that place. they sent me an email when I signed up for the internet so many years ago.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #17370 on:** May 06, 2014, 01:51:34 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 06, 2014, 12:13:59 PM

... there is a forum for large penis support.

:deadpos

Hey, being accosted by middle aged women in dive bars when you wear skinny jeans is a real struggle.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

it's happened three times now some lady will "accidentally" brush it. I'm not a piece of meat!

[close]

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17371 on:** May 06, 2014, 03:01:18 PM »

Cinco de Mayo

demi · « **Reply #17372 on:** May 06, 2014, 03:10:21 PM »

wow shes so hXc

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17373 on:** May 06, 2014, 03:22:24 PM »

She was very drunk.

demi · « **Reply #17374 on:** May 06, 2014, 05:00:34 PM »

Yea totally

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17375 on:** May 06, 2014, 05:06:23 PM »

looks like you asked a random chick to take a pic with you. But a W is a W so grats.

I fux with that semi 5 o'clock shadow

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17376 on:** May 06, 2014, 05:14:33 PM »

I've known her for over a year and we work together. It was the first time she'd been so much more drunk than me so I was trying uncomfortably to keep her chill.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17377 on:** May 06, 2014, 07:11:21 PM »

You were meant for mutton chops.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17378 on:** May 06, 2014, 07:32:13 PM »

am nintenho is pretty hot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17379 on:** May 06, 2014, 07:34:47 PM »

I liked him better with the kermit shirt. But I like the more mature looking version. I'm so sexually confused. Hold me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17380 on:** May 06, 2014, 09:07:37 PM »

Shark looking good as usual.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17381 on:** May 07, 2014, 10:14:29 AM »

Nice All Blacks jersey, Esch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17382 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:05:41 AM »

"How did you lose your eye?"
"Detroit"
*vaginas dampen*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17383 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:34:36 AM »

on the subject of eyes

have your son rake his rock-sharpened nails across your cornea brehs

brob · « **Reply #17384 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:43:46 AM »

How many panties did your wife soak when you told her it was from a bar fight

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17385 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:45:10 AM »

let me put it this way: I have an upholstery cleaning service coming in a hour.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17386 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:57:14 AM »

i took two vicodin and ralphed $:-\$ WHERZ MAH OXY

brob · « **Reply #17387 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:58:59 AM »

I had my eye cut once. it was at night, but it was so sensitive to light anything but complete darkness felt like getting stabbed in the face. It healed quickly enough tho.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17388 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:59:49 AM »

yeah i'm super sensitive to light right now. have to wear my stunnah shades everywhere

you aren't joking about the face stabbing sensation. i decided to be an alpha and drive myself to the emergency room, and had to pull over a couple of times to scream into the dashboard

El Babua · « **Reply #17389 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:06:13 AM »

Damn mac. Hope that gets better soon.

On a positive note, you can actually legit wear an eye patch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17390 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:13:17 AM »

You have to son your son now or he'll never respect you.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17391 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:14:14 AM »

i branded his shoulder with my initials in retaliation

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #17392 on:** May 09, 2014, 07:10:35 PM »

This page is making me scream internally. Eye trauma

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17393 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:37:17 PM »

bandages removed, vision a little fuzzy and sensitive, totes grimy tho $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17394 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:40:55 PM »

no pics of the goon who gave you the L?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17395 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:47:32 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17396 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:50:15 PM »

Poison is a coward's weapon, nudemacusers

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17397 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:52:36 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 09, 2014, 09:47:32 PM

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I don't know how to say this, but have you considered a DNA test?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17398 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:53:05 PM »

plausible deniability brehs

edit: I joke about him being the result of a workplace fling with my wife but he's basically me with the brightness turned to maximum.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17399 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 09, 2014, 09:52:36 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 09, 2014, 09:47:32 PM
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I don't know how to say this, but have you considered a DNA test?

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