Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1263024 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17400 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:56:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2014, 09:50:15 PM

Poison is a coward's weapon, nudemacusers

I don't think killing a child with your bare hands, which is clearly the least cowardly method or murder, is any less cowardly. Shit, that kid looks like he is still young enough that you could do the deed just by shaking him a bit.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17401 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:00:14 PM »

marry a daughter esau and high priestess of yacub brehs $:-\$

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17402 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:50:51 PM »

Nude could have been a little blonde boy. My dad has what looks like almost jet black hair and he was a towhead.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #17403 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:57:26 PM »

White people are demonic, Shaka. Sometimes they are born with blonde hair and it becomes black. Demons.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17404 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:03:50 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 09, 2014, 10:50:51 PM

Nude could have been a little blonde boy. My dad has what looks like almost jet black hair and he was a towhead.

nah i was fairly brown, hair was lighter tho. my wife was casper white and blond but is now demon white with copper-brown hair... on the plus side my daughter has closer to my skin tone, but yacub's sorcery is slowing corrupting her as the months go on

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17405 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:06:32 PM »

I was born strawberry blonde then it became the most boring brown ever. Now I just dye it dark brown.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #17406 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 09, 2014, 11:06:32 PM

I was born strawberry blonde then it became the most boring brown ever. Now I just dye it dark brown.

You may find this hard to believe, but in my salad days, my crowning glory was a bright shock of strawberry blonde curls.

El Babua · « **Reply #17407 on:** May 10, 2014, 12:00:43 AM »

Was born white as fuck but browned up as time went on. Mom laments it sometimes as parents of our culture are wont to do.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17408 on:** May 10, 2014, 12:11:45 AM »

be disappointed by your children's color brehs

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17409 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:56:57 AM »

Quote from: Bobby Doucher on May 10, 2014, 12:00:43 AM

Was born white as fuck but browned up as time went on. Mom laments it sometimes as parents of our culture are wont to do.

That feel... is well known brehs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17410 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:01:56 PM »

lookit that white person

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17411 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:08:26 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 10, 2014, 10:01:56 PM

lookit that white person

Few more pockets and this could be a Rob Liefeld cover. Suburban-X

benjipwns · « **Reply #17412 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2014, 10:08:26 PM

Few more pockets and this could be a Rob Liefeld cover. Suburban-X

You can take the material from the feet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17413 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:33:12 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on May 10, 2014, 10:04:03 PM

You need an eye patch to look cool, buddy boy.

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Cool pic, looking saucy
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Yes mono-vision only make biking more fun.

Boogie · « **Reply #17414 on:** May 10, 2014, 11:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 10, 2014, 10:01:56 PM

lookit that white person

*HHnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggg*

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17415 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:33:30 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17416 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:49:33 PM »

how'd you get a pov view from my asshole?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17417 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:57:15 PM »

oh. i thought that was a tampon string.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17418 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:37:52 PM »

I like how everyone seems genuinely disgusted except Positive Touch, who is giving me "I want that purple stuff" vibes.

Raban · « **Reply #17419 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:44:53 PM »

so the house I'm staying at has this beautiful dog that I hang out with as often as I can. I take him on walks every day and just have him chillin in the guest room I sleep in, he's a total sweetheart

his name's Kita

Rufus · « **Reply #17420 on:** May 12, 2014, 12:22:01 AM »

Kita means "dick" in serbo-croatian. (´ ･ω･`)

Atramental · « **Reply #17421 on:** May 15, 2014, 08:46:59 PM »

Bonus pic for Esch:

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I know I have crazy eyes but I'm still gonna take mushrooms, breh.

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Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #17422 on:** May 15, 2014, 09:34:06 PM »

I thought the bonus pic would've been your female persona.

Atramental · « **Reply #17423 on:** May 15, 2014, 09:51:48 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/HT9FqmV.jpg

Well... if you insist.

Broseidon · « **Reply #17424 on:** May 15, 2014, 09:59:39 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #17425 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:27:10 PM »

What's the matter, Broseidon? You scared of my feminine charm?

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #17426 on:** May 16, 2014, 02:28:46 AM »

She's got fucking perfect bone structure and features. Let me marry her.

Also the smiling pic of Atra is the first pic of him where he doesn't look like this one complete asshole fuck I know. Smile more Atra!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17427 on:** May 16, 2014, 09:01:44 AM »

ive been stuck like this for what feels like an hour and my neck hurts.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17428 on:** May 16, 2014, 12:43:30 PM »

DILFs

TVC15 · « **Reply #17429 on:** May 16, 2014, 02:14:29 PM »

nudemacuser looks a lot cuter without sunglasses.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17430 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:15:49 PM »

i don't wanna be cute

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 16, 2014, 12:43:30 PM

DILFs

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2014, 01:12:08 PM

Smooth, soft bodies. And going off of that: kids. They just do nothing for me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17431 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:32:48 PM »

You've got legit bedroom eyes, man. You shouldn't be hiding them.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #17432 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 16, 2014, 12:43:30 PM

DILFs

For a few seconds I honestly read that as "Daughters ..." and was like

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17433 on:** May 16, 2014, 06:12:44 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17434 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:26:05 PM »

nobody is allowed to be with my daughter until she's attending secondary school and canonically 1,000 years old

TVC15 · « **Reply #17435 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:29:27 PM »

You know, I used to be a Mac homo until I sensed up. I still have a Mac Pro that I paid 6 grand for here. Why don't you come over and bend over to take a nice close look?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17436 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:30:57 PM »

6 grand? why

TVC15 · « **Reply #17437 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:34:42 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 16, 2014, 08:30:57 PM

6 grand? why

It was a tank at the time. Fuck, it's still a tank. 8 cores 3ghz, 16 gig of RAM, GeForce GT 120 (great at the time) . If I updated the GPU it would still be a great game machine.. Weighs as much as a tank, too. About 60 pounds.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17438 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:35:46 PM »

I pretty much only use laptops/ios devices. if I were to ever go the desktop route, which would basically just be for games, I'd build something.

it's funny you say something about bedroom eyes, cuz my wife mentioned something about that a couple months ago, apparently i can charm her with a look. i didn't know this at all.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17439 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:36:57 PM »

I only use laptops now, too. Laptops are now legit gaming devices so I just buy a 2 grand one every 2 years.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17440 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:38:57 PM »

ah, i've always just stuck with the smaller/cheaper models (ie, $1000-$1200). still rocking a 2010 mbp. i get pretty good framerates in skyrim running win7

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at 800x600

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TVC15 · « **Reply #17441 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:42:12 PM »

I still have 4 apple laptops I no longer use. A 2006 MBP, a 2010 MBP, a 2008 (?) MB, and a 2002 or 2003 MB that I bought from Juice from GAF. I also had one of the old candy colored iBooks, an original MBA (the shitty one), a second gen MBP (the first good one), and a third gen MGA (the one I smashed over my knee after being disappointed by the True Detective finale). I was wilde homo.

Raban · « **Reply #17442 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:44:43 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 16, 2014, 08:35:46 PM

it's funny you say something about bedroom eyes, cuz my wife mentioned something about that a couple months ago, apparently i can charm her with a look. i didn't know this at all.

I always strain to speak for women, but eyes are like the female surrogate to male obsession with breasts. Evolution gave men the front-ass, but eye-contact must've been the reason we started boning face-to-face in the first place.

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and yes, yours are

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Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17443 on:** May 16, 2014, 09:13:41 PM »

Eye contact while he's drilling you.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17444 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:30:23 PM »

so i was getting my hair cut today and the chick was going on how i'm on the cusp of a new trend or something since apparently all her male clients are getting tired of the standard undercut and 'trying to find a new direction to take it'. i just laughed and said i was doing a lazy man's undercut since combing shit up and getting it to say takes way too much time and effort. she thought i was joking. $:-\$

bonus hiding-bedroom-eyes-behind-sunglasses-pic

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Raban · « **Reply #17445 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:53:37 AM »

tom hardy eat your heart out

TVC15 · « **Reply #17446 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:55:16 AM »

I'd suck it off.

tiesto · « **Reply #17447 on:** May 18, 2014, 10:24:15 AM »

GF took a picture of me while we were out for sandwiches the other day:

Boogie · « **Reply #17448 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:40:23 PM »

So, my six-month old nephew has been captured in a very meme-able shot:

Which has lead to:

And then, the piece de resistance...

Boogie · « **Reply #17449 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:40:52 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #17450 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:52:28 PM »

Insanity Baby maybe.

BRUSH TEETH
BEFORE THEY BRAKE THROUGH

etiolate · « **Reply #17451 on:** May 25, 2014, 06:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on May 25, 2014, 04:40:52 PM

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#stopwhitta

Boogie · « **Reply #17452 on:** May 26, 2014, 11:51:46 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17453 on:** May 31, 2014, 12:36:38 PM »

my nicca Wrath getting brolic

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17454 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:21:27 PM »

The family

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17455 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:38:47 PM »

Me and a baby!!!

chronovore · « **Reply #17456 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:50:17 PM »

And an actual smile! Big charmer!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17457 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:55:37 PM »

Who is that in the red dress breh

chronovore · « **Reply #17458 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:56:31 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17459 on:** June 01, 2014, 09:15:39 PM »

Both are my sisters

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1263024 times)