The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Smooth Groove]

Cajole looks good (no homo) he just needs to gain some muscle. Not a lot but at least get some definition in the arms. I'm sure his personality trumps the orange muscle men that pollute his city

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I need to combine this with Smooth's shaved head idea.

Looking good, Hassan!

[muckhole]

Keep 'em coming lads. The November calendar boy is still up for grabs. I think Willco should at least take a topless pic for demi.

[CajoleJuice]

Man, if only I was an actor. I could have the honor of being killed by Jack Bauer.

[demi]

Keep 'em coming lads. The November calendar boy is still up for grabs. I think Willco should at least take a topless pic for demi.

Eric P and Joe Molotov are also good options

[CajoleJuice]

bear-off?

[Flannel Boy]

bear-off?

bear-off and bare all.

[Phoenix Dark]

nm Cajole's arms 

[CajoleJuice]

nm Cajole's arms 

 

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JOing pays off

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[Madrun Badrun]

nm Cajole's arms 

I can make my arms look like that too.  It's a lie. 

[CajoleJuice]

nm Cajole's arms 

I can make my arms look like that too.  It's a lie. 

Pics plz

[Flannel Boy]

nm Cajole's arms 

 

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JOing pays off

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every once and a while, you should use leftie

[Madrun Badrun]

nm Cajole's arms 

I can make my arms look like that too.  It's a lie. 

Pics plz

[Phoenix Dark]

this chick just walked by and gave me strange looks. She caught me looking at Cajole's pic   

[CajoleJuice]

this chick just walked by and gave me strange looks. She caught me looking at Cajole's pic  

[Flannel Boy]

this chick just walked by and gave me strange looks. She caught me looking at Cajole's pic   

She probaly gave you that look because your pants were off.

[Madrun Badrun]

this chick just walked by and gave me strange looks. She caught me looking at Cajole's pic   

Ask her if she likes killing two birds with one stone. 

[CajoleJuice]

Nope.

[muckhole]

How'd you like a little Canadian in you? 

[Flannel Boy]

How'd you like a little Canadian in you? 

[CajoleJuice]

how about persian lol? there's some hot blood in you for sure

No Middle Eastern. 1/2 Puerto Rican, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 Irish

I've always wanted a Canadian. 

[cloudwalking]

how about persian lol? there's some hot blood in you for sure

I've always wanted a Canadian. 

[CajoleJuice]

 

[muckhole]

how about persian lol? there's some hot blood in you for sure

I've always wanted a Canadian. 

Hands off, lady. I innuendoed him first!

[CajoleJuice]

Malek will always be first in my heart

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and loins

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[muckhole]

Foiled by the Night Man yet again.

[Flannel Boy]

Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms; you pin me down and i try to fight you; you come inside me; you fill me up.

[cool breeze]

I bet that Cajole gets a rectal exam when he flies somewhere.  That would only be fair since I'm not nearly as terrorist looking, yet because of my persian name I get pulled aside and shot up with x-ray.

[TakingBackSunday]

Wtf happened to this thread

[CajoleJuice]

I bet that Cajole gets a rectal exam when he flies somewhere.  That would only be fair since I'm not nearly as terrorist looking, yet because of my persian name I get pulled aside and shot up with x-ray.

I've never flown with that beard before.

But when I went to Germany, my mom and I were definitely grilled a bit by security there. This was pre-9/11 (not that it matters over there?).

[Tauntaun]

Wtf happened to this thread

wild homo

[cloudwalking]

I bet that Cajole gets a rectal exam when he flies somewhere.  That would only be fair since I'm not nearly as terrorist looking, yet because of my persian name I get pulled aside and shot up with x-ray.

I've never flown with that beard before.

But when I went to Germany, my mom and I were definitely grilled a bit by security there. This was pre-9/11 (not that it matters over there?).

fuck germany, you'd be welcome in switzerland. i think i could have walked into this country without a passport

[CajoleJuice]

fuck germany, you'd be welcome in switzerland. i think i could have walked into this country without a passport

that's because you have boobs

[Flannel Boy]

fuck germany, you'd be welcome in switzerland. i think i could have walked into this country without a passport

Juice, however, is not a pasty Canadian woman with boobs.

edit: beaten

[cool breeze]

I bet that Cajole gets a rectal exam when he flies somewhere.  That would only be fair since I'm not nearly as terrorist looking, yet because of my persian name I get pulled aside and shot up with x-ray.

*comes running back* lol now you've got me curious, what's your name?

Well, my last name is persian sounding because I'm persian, but my first name is a christian name (this plus going to a christian preschool caused some religion confusion...I think I was also a jew at one point, but I'm muslim now...I think).

And Germany is great.  I have to go back next year for a wedding, but I really like it over there.  At least the cops I dealt with were the coolest cops ever.

[Bildi]

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I was watching Alien vs Predator last night and you look a little like the Italian movie star guy that's in it: .

[Greatness Gone]

Mike and Cajole are my favorite bore bears.

Especially Cajole. 

[Greatness Gone]

jinfash looks like a vintage gay porn star

[Brehvolution]

I posted this 30 pages ago but I want it known, for better or worse, that I have shown the most skin on EB. no homo

[CajoleJuice]

Mike and Cajole are my favorite bore bears.

Especially Cajole. 

Maybe I should make another trip to the Bunk House.

[Madrun Badrun]

jinfash looks like a vintage gay porn star

Does he ever.



...

[Greatness Gone]

your legs make you look like some dude who just got out of a concentration camp, zero hour

bulk those things up, ho.

[Brehvolution]

your legs make you look like some dude who just got out of a concentration camp, zero hour

bulk those things up, ho.

Can't. I've been the exact size and weight for 15 years. I eat a ton of fast food, drink a ton of beer, and even quit smoking 8 months ago.

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh I'm gonna enjoy visiting you, honey.

 

willco looks 15 years old

'tis true!  Especially when I'm clean shaven.

Look at those fingers, I bet they're nice cock grippers.

 

Well, I'm sure they've handled sausage more than enough.

Don't be jealous because your personal life resembles the Mets playoff run.

Did you cut your hair or is it just stuffed in the hat? I thought it looked badass long.

Yeah, I did cut it really short recently.  Mainly for interviews.  Oddly enough, "badassness" is not one of those things DMs look for.

plus obligatory "you need a beard" comment

I occasionally rock one - it depends on my mood.  I've been on the market and beards/long hair don't really go over as well with the women I'm into (I've been dating women in their late 20s as of late).

The baseball cap makes you look really kiddish.

 

And the over-sized clothes make you look like The Thing in a tux

They're not really over sized.  I'm over sized.

willco ur fat

u mad?

[TVC15]

Can't. I've been the exact size and weight for 15 years. I eat a ton of fast food, drink a ton of beer, and even quit smoking 8 months ago.

trying not to sound like an ass, but if you keep those habits up, as soon as you get older and your metabolism rate gets slower, you'll start having a serious problem with your weight. so be careful.

/buzz kill

His listed age is 33, which is well past the 20s metabolism crash.  He's probably in the clear until middle age.

[TVC15]

He probably has worms.

[Greatness Gone]

33? He looks, like, 20.

I'd fuck zero hour in hope that his anal juice would rub off onto me and make me look younger.

[Madrun Badrun]

Hey now, don't bad mouth diet by parasites until you've tried it.   

[TVC15]

33? He looks, like, 20.

I'd fuck zero hour in hope that his anal juice would rub off onto me and make me look younger.

You just said he looks like a holocaust survivor!

[Greatness Gone]

I want to fuck him for his anal liquids, not because I think he's hott.

Post pics of yourself, tvc. I want to rate you.

[Phoenix Dark]

Willco isn't 33. Don't believe TVC's lies 

GG: TVC is a solid 9/10

[CajoleJuice]

Thread comprehension ftl

[Madrun Badrun]

It's ok.  I like my Chocolate-Chip anyway I can get him.

[Phoenix Dark]

shut up before i put your pic of Hot or Not Cajole.

[Greatness Gone]

27

[Phoenix Dark]

You're OLD. Do you usually try to get younger guys or guys around your age?

[Madrun Badrun]

27

how much younger do you wanna get?

You're OLD. Do you usually try to get younger guys or guys around your age?

the hell since when is 27 considered OLD to the point where he wants to rub himself with organic botox?

Since Grampa Drinky. 

[Greatness Gone]

Doesn't matter, they just have to be really hott and have some kind of muscle on them.

I'm not into any of that super twink fem shit that you see in modern gay porn.

[Phoenix Dark]

You're more into the Francois Sagat types then? Good man

[Tauntaun]

Screw that man, I'm 26, 27 ain't old. 

[Greatness Gone]

You're more into the Francois Sagat types then? Good man

ugh. gyllengod no.

Didn't I say that they had to be really hott?