The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Brehvolution]

More!

[Philip Cardgage]

More!

[Philip Cardgage]

lol, and I'm pretty hideos too.

[Propagandhim]

You're a handsome man, but your game must be impeccable. 

[Brehvolution]

Mojo

[Philip Cardgage]

It's all in the way you talk to women.

[Propagandhim]

It's all in the way you talk to women.

No matter how many times I try to give a chick Xenogears plot fill-ins, they just are not into me.  I don't know what I have to do.  I even drew a chick a timeline of the Eldridge voyage.   Zilch...nothing.  Women are fucking lost.

[Philip Cardgage]

It's all in the way you talk to women.

No matter how many times I try to give a chick Xenogears plot fill-ins, they just are not into me.  I don't know what I have to do.  I even drew a chick a timeline of the Eldridge voyage.   Zilch...nothing.  Women are fucking lost.

You should have drawn her a picture of a dick, wrote 10 inches, and put it in her birthday card.

[Philip Cardgage]

You should have drawn her a picture of a dick, wrote 10 inches, and put it in her birthday card.

oh god! please tell me this isn't how you two met

It wouldn't have happened any other way.

Actually, I won her in a Street Fighter II tournament.

[Propagandhim]

It's all in the way you talk to women.

No matter how many times I try to give a chick Xenogears plot fill-ins, they just are not into me.  I don't know what I have to do.  I even drew a chick a timeline of the Eldridge voyage.   Zilch...nothing.  Women are fucking lost.

You should have drawn her a picture of a dick, wrote 10 inches, and put it in her birthday card.

Flagrantly lying to girls on their birthday.  I haven't thought of that.  I need this kind of guidance.

[Philip Cardgage]

It's all in the way you talk to women.

No matter how many times I try to give a chick Xenogears plot fill-ins, they just are not into me.  I don't know what I have to do.  I even drew a chick a timeline of the Eldridge voyage.   Zilch...nothing.  Women are fucking lost.

You should have drawn her a picture of a dick, wrote 10 inches, and put it in her birthday card.

Flagrantly lying to girls on their birthday.  I haven't thought of that.  I need this kind of guidance.

!HOT TIP!

Women have a horrible sense of visual acuity when it comes to measurements!

[Propagandhim]

It's all in the way you talk to women.

No matter how many times I try to give a chick Xenogears plot fill-ins, they just are not into me.  I don't know what I have to do.  I even drew a chick a timeline of the Eldridge voyage.   Zilch...nothing.  Women are fucking lost.

You should have drawn her a picture of a dick, wrote 10 inches, and put it in her birthday card.

Flagrantly lying to girls on their birthday.  I haven't thought of that.  I need this kind of guidance.

!HOT TIP!

Women have a horrible sense of visual acuity when it comes to measurements!

*starts sending out birthday cards like resumes*

[Tieno]

It's all in the way you talk to women.

by talk you mean beat, right?

[Brehvolution]

Fact!
When I first met the person who is now my wife, I thought she was out of my league.

[Tristam]

Yeah mojo you're a decent-looking guy and all, but your girl is ridiculous. Do tell us what your secret is.

[Philip Cardgage]

Like i said, its all in the charm.

[Brehvolution]

*Since it worked the first time*

More!

[Philip Cardgage]

*Since it worked the first time*

More!

hmmmm maybe

[Philip Cardgage]

Another bikini one

[Brehvolution]

*Since it worked the first time*

More!

whoever said married men are less horny, lied.

yes, let's turn this into an uncomfortable and awkward discussion

how would you feel Zero if you found out that your wife goes around forums salivating over hunky men in tight speedos

I'm not the type of person who does something yet condemns others for doing the same thing. She can look at nudes of mojo for all I care.

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if I can look at nudes of mojo's woman.

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[Brehvolution]

Mojo, is she doing this on the fly? Or do are these old pictures? Still yummy though, thanks.

[Philip Cardgage]

Mojo, is she doing this on the fly? Or do are these old pictures? Still yummy though, thanks.

These are from before we went to Cuba and she bought like 6 bathing suits to see which one I liked better.

[Brehvolution]

Which one did you like best?

[Philip Cardgage]

Which one did you like best?

I'm pretty sure it was that one.

[cloudwalking]

i wish i could wear cute bikinis like that

none of the super cute ones ever fit properly. i've only had plain ones.

[Brehvolution]

does GF knows about you posting these pics don't you know that there are pervs out there who like to print pics then jerk to it and shoot their load on it? (don't you people get any ideas) doesn't that disgust you or her?

I respect mojo too much to do anything with these pics other than admire them and be a little jealous.  
Now we are up to 7 guests.

[Philip Cardgage]

At least Jarosh has the figure to wear them.

[Philip Cardgage]

well since my attempt has failed with Zero, your turn mojo:

does GF knows about you posting these pics don't you know that there are pervs out there who like to print pics then jerk to it and shoot their load on it? (don't you people get any ideas) doesn't that disgust you or her?

i mean you can trust us (lol) but can you really trust those 3 Guests that are viewing this topic. (YEAH i'm looking at you PERV!)

They're just Bikini pics.

[demi]

Not me

[CajoleJuice]

i wish i could wear cute bikinis like that

none of the super cute ones ever fit properly. i've only had plain ones.

we won't mind plain bikinis  

[Philip Cardgage]

sssshhh

[demi]

? I already saw Muckhole's photo

Mojo looks like he's about to cry... probably after reading one of my latest ownages

[cloudwalking]

At least Jarosh has the figure to wear them.

he looks really sexy in the string bikinis

[Tauntaun]

At least Jarosh has the figure to wear them.

he looks really sexy in the string bikinis

 

[Flannel Boy]

she absolutely has the figure to wear them. she just has really big boobs - that's the problem.

That's a problem. 

[Tauntaun]

she absolutely has the figure to wear them. she just has really big boobs - that's the problem.

At least Jarosh has the figure to wear them.

he looks really sexy in the string bikinis

that was supposed to stay between you and me 

lol, you fruit

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I'd peel you like a banana. 

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[CajoleJuice]

bikini-off for August of EB calendar!

[Tauntaun]

bikini-off for August of EB calendar!

Great idea, that'll give me enough time to chisel my abs too. 

[cloudwalking]

she absolutely has the figure to wear them. she just has really big boobs - that's the problem.

That's a problem. 

i almost get decapitated if i wear the ones that tie behind the neck. i can't stand to have the thing on for more than a couple of hours. it's a problem when you wanna spend the whole day at the beach.

[Flannel Boy]

she absolutely has the figure to wear them. she just has really big boobs - that's the problem.

That's a problem. 

i almost get decapitated if i wear the ones that tie behind the neck. i can't stand to have the thing on for more than a couple of hours. it's a problem when you wanna spend the whole day at the beach.

Solution: take it off. If you're going to live in Europe, stop being a North-American prude. 

[Tauntaun]

bikini-off for August of EB calendar!

how about bikini off... without the dash 

Were you separated from me at birth? 

[cloudwalking]

she absolutely has the figure to wear them. she just has really big boobs - that's the problem.

That's a problem. 

i almost get decapitated if i wear the ones that tie behind the neck. i can't stand to have the thing on for more than a couple of hours. it's a problem when you wanna spend the whole day at the beach.

Solution: take it off. If you're going to live in Europe, stop being a North-American prude. 

you think i am going to go topless on a beach filled with italian men?!

[demi]

? I already saw Muckhole's photo

which one?

His camera phone? Is there another one I'm unaware of?

[Tauntaun]

bikini-off for August of EB calendar!

how about bikini off... without the dash 

Were you separated from me at birth? 

we should reunite

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if you know what i mean

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  I dig.

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[muckhole]

You remeber a while back when I said you looked like a dude I knew back here in Canada, Jarosh? Well now it's just downright creepy. I'm not saying he's your twin, I think you've just been leading a double life.

Also, hot pics from scenester and mojo. Jinfash gets extra-singled out, because until today I thought it was jinflash, and I've decided that I'm right.

[Tauntaun]

If those are crap then tonight when I get home I'm gonna cover myself in doodoo to look more like you boo. 

[Tieno]

cloudwalking just took these really shit pictures of me
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lulz in desperate need of a shave

Those glasses are huge!

[Positive Touch]

ummm... what the hell happened on the last page?

[muckhole]

Jinfash gets extra-singled out, because until today I thought it was jinflash, and I've decided that I'm right.

i didn't get that ^_^;
not very good at getting pop culture references (if it's one),

Nothing to get. I literally misread your name, and had always thought it was Jinflash, which sounds cool to me. And don't worry, I throw the word "awesome" around more than MAF throws around free stuff.

[T-Short]

y helo thar eb

i just came home from practice

[muckhole]

Good stuff. What were you practicing? Looking hot at street level? Flexing for tourists?

[Flannel Boy]

Good stuff. What were you practicing?

He was practicing his lines for Transporter 3.

[muckhole]

 

[Bildi]

well you should here me talk to women, i mean sometimes even my mom is turned on by me.

Like i said, its all in the charm.

So true.  A friend of mine who is nothing to look at (unlike you who I think is a sexy beast), was somehow just charming to women, yet not slimey.  It didn't work on all of them (some saw nothing), and I honestly couldn't see it myself, but at he had four girls on the go at once in a small residential school where he was for a while (he's also a slut).

[BlueTsunami]

Jawline of the Gods <3

[cloudwalking]

glasses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no glasses

and that goes for almost everyone

glasses

[CajoleJuice]

i hate wearing glasses

but that's probably mostly due to my frames being like 7 years old and total shit

[Flannel Boy]

Glasses do look hot on women, but they look terrible on men--or maybe just on me.

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JinfLash needs to come out with a new issue of EB magazine. No homo.

[CajoleJuice]

nerds

[CajoleJuice]

only one here

and that was predictable