Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1264260 times)

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #6720 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:08:13 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on April 22, 2009, 03:49:30 PM

lol. i used to smoke turkish silvers like any highschool homo does

went to parliament lights, and just recently took up pall malls. $3 a pack!

I had a professor who smoked silvers who I picked them up from...I think they're the best tasting lights of any of the main brands. I used to smoke american spirit lights, but they're $9 a pack in Chicago. also, I have to use fake $100 bills to light my smokes nowadays as a result of 2G2D

Quote from: Eric P on April 22, 2009, 03:39:15 PM

fuck no.

i don't want to hang out with a bunch of self important pharmied up white privileged bourgebags pretending to go native and play at autonomous collectives in nearly pearl white faux collectivism.

It's a chance to raid their women! Just tell them you have 7% cherokee blood and that you feel like there are sexual spirits in the air that evening.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6721 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:10:11 PM »

If your LSAT score was higher, you could use real $100 bills.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #6722 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:14:40 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 22, 2009, 09:10:11 PM

If your LSAT score was higher, you could use real $100 bills.

I'll just use my scholarship money

Boogie · « **Reply #6723 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:22:24 PM »

oh what the hell, I'll play catch up and post some pics.

Dominican in December:

No pedobear jokes, please:

Did some volunteer work, we paid for supplies and helped to put in a cement floor to this house.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6724 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:23:54 PM »

Boogie

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6725 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:26:53 PM »

Look at those pipes!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6726 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:33:13 PM »

That's what you should be doin', Kosma. Instead of banging the locals.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6727 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:36:44 PM »

He goes to third world countries to spread his seed, not cement.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #6728 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:48:40 PM »

Jeez Boogie, way to make me feel bad about burning money!

Diunx · « **Reply #6729 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:01:38 PM »

Boogie you know what would be a cool charity work to do next time you are around?

you and your friend should come to my house and wrestler while I do a live feed for the rest of eb to enjoy.

Boogie · « **Reply #6730 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:22:49 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on April 22, 2009, 09:48:40 PM

Jeez Boogie, way to make me feel bad about burning money!

Don't worry, it wasn't all philanthropy on the trip.

We got our drink on plenty too!

This guy is probably the goofiest looking Hell's Angel I've ever seen:

Actually, he's probably not a full member, but still.

and the locals finishing up their handiwork on the floor. These guys are freakin' hard workers, let me tell you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6731 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:28:03 PM »

jesus christ are you ever pasty.

drohne · « **Reply #6732 on:** April 22, 2009, 11:17:23 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on April 22, 2009, 03:12:42 PM

Awesome pics Cohen.

Now where's drohne's!

neither i nor my friend took a camera. i tried to take some drunken cellphone pics of johnny marr but he's basically a blur with a bowl haircut and a red guitar

edit: although what the hell, here's a noncoachella picture of me, which i find interesting because the position of my head makes it look like my bon jovi avatar. i am both thinner and uglier than this picture suggests -- which is rather ugly indeed. i was worth the looking at once. lemme see if i can find an old picture to illustrate the horrors of aging

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6733 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:11:37 AM »

Those Boogie pics really put Malek's stupid flannel shit into perspective. Malek, stop being infatuated with imaginary women and go help people that would benefit from having some extra help around.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6734 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:18:51 AM »

Wait

wait

wait

wait

that's

drohne?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6735 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:19:47 AM »

how much did i drink tonight.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6736 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:21:18 AM »

Quote from: Malek on April 23, 2009, 12:19:47 AM

how much did i drink tonight.

Not enough for this shit. WTF?

drohne · « **Reply #6737 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:22:56 AM »

what do my posts lead you to expect that i look like

do i want to know $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6738 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:24:44 AM »

Bon Jovi

i'm trying to go for a young john lennon

demi · « **Reply #6739 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:24:53 AM »

I had an idea from when I sent that Controller to you

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6740 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:25:20 AM »

Skinny white dude with no muscles. Defiantly not that manly five O'clock shadow.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6741 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:25:58 AM »

i think i can at least pull of a bearded lennon

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6742 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:26:31 AM »

Quote from: Malek on April 23, 2009, 12:25:58 AM

i think i can at least pull of a bearded lennon

How drunk are you?

drohne · « **Reply #6743 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:27:31 AM »

i'm pretty sure i shaved right before i took that picture

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6744 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:28:51 AM »

Quote from: drohne on April 23, 2009, 12:27:31 AM

i'm pretty sure i shaved right before i took that picture

I like having hairless balls too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6745 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:28:58 AM »

not your arms. Not your arms!

fm, i have no idea how I'm still awake/alive/have a better command of the English language than you ever will.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6746 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:30:01 AM »

Quote from: drohne on April 22, 2009, 11:17:23 PM

neither i nor my friend took a camera. i tried to take some drunken cellphone pics of johnny marr but he's basically a blur with a bowl haircut and a red guitar
edit: although what the hell, here's a noncoachella picture of me, which i find interesting because the position of my head makes it look like my bon jovi avatar. i am both thinner and uglier than this picture suggests -- which is rather ugly indeed. i was worth the looking at once. lemme see if i can find an old picture to illustrate the horrors of aging

Drone and I could be very mistaken for cousins atleast though I've got a better jawline

drohne · « **Reply #6747 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:39:22 AM »

now i'm paranoid that someone i know will see this and be like 'wow you sit around on the internet all day trying to irritate nintendo fans i had no idea you were such a loser'

edit: btw cohen is a dead ringer for jason pierce -- i couldn't place it til just now

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #6748 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:51:53 AM »

i was way off

my head hurts

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6749 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:54:50 AM »

Actually you look like your mean and hard if anything. Though I do look sorta like you so

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6750 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:07:21 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 23, 2009, 01:05:50 AM

drohne looks like he started a malaysian coup just to get pussy. Right after he updates his myspace with that stylish new pick.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #6751 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:26:18 AM »

drohne isn't white?

etiolate · « **Reply #6752 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:29:39 AM »

m. drohne shyamalan

i never saw it coming

cool breeze · « **Reply #6753 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 23, 2009, 02:26:18 AM

drohne isn't white?

seriously, what a twist.

drohne · « **Reply #6754 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:33:00 AM »

why did everyone think i was white

do i need to end all my posts with 'thank you come again'

does this make me the new orin

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6755 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:35:13 AM »

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #6756 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:07:50 AM »

Quote from: drohne on April 23, 2009, 03:33:00 AM

why did everyone think i was white

do i need to end all my posts with 'thank you come again'

does this make me the new orin
spoiler (click to show/hide)
thank you come again
[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6757 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:21:44 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 23, 2009, 02:26:18 AM

drohne isn't white?

I'm shocked. what a twist, with a hint of curry

Beezy · « **Reply #6758 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:33:18 AM »

Cohen and drohne look nothing like how I imagined them.

drohne · « **Reply #6759 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:38:54 AM »

i dunno who adriano celentano is but he looks awesome and i'm going to start dressing like him

cloudwalking · « **Reply #6760 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:38:12 AM »

drohne

celentano

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6761 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:46:08 AM »

I thought drohne was a skinny shaggy haired white dude

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6762 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:03:49 AM »

drohne

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6763 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:58:29 AM »

drohne's expression makes it look like he just got done playing a nintendo game

Grecco · « **Reply #6764 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 22, 2009, 09:22:24 PM

oh what the hell, I'll play catch up and post some pics.

Dominican in December:

(Image removed from quote.)

No pedobear jokes, please:
(Image removed from quote.)

Did some volunteer work, we paid for supplies and helped to put in a cement floor to this house.

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

Where did you stay at?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6765 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:19:34 PM »

Boogie, I forgot that you were a dead ringer for Will Bailey/Josh Malina from the West Wing.

T-Short · « **Reply #6766 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:26:11 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 23, 2009, 12:19:57 AM

My mind has been blown into space.

I lol'd at this

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6767 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:27:31 PM »

drohne

WITH THE SURPRISE OF THE CENTURY

T234 · « **Reply #6768 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:44:55 PM »

Quote from: drohne on April 23, 2009, 03:33:00 AM

why did everyone think i was white

do i need to end all my posts with 'thank you come again'

does this make me the new orin

lollercaust

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6769 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:22:08 PM »

This explains your large vocabulary.

How many spelling bees did you win as a kid?

drohne · « **Reply #6770 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:26:01 PM »

i was actually one of the last few contestants in a pretty big spelling bee in some mall and lost on the fucking british spelling of 'manoeuvre' that they used for some fucking reason

soured me on spelling bees forever

Mandark · « **Reply #6771 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:57:22 PM »

I, for one, am not surprised. I got tipped off a while ago by warcock, #ga's keeper of the swarth.

But this sort of misunderstanding happens when you don't make wacky, semi-transgressive jokes about your own ethnicity. And talk about John Updike. That's what probably did it.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #6772 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:39:42 PM »

Wow...Drohne is a far cry from the petite, blonde, politically-agnostic, Frenchman I had pictured him to be.

Tristam · « **Reply #6773 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:01:20 PM »

drohne's picture out of nowhere

Do you usually talk the same way you write? (Because that would be awesome.)

Eric P · « **Reply #6774 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:18:22 PM »

you fucked the one in black, didn't you?

we can tell

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6775 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:26:01 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 23, 2009, 07:18:22 PM

you fucked the one in black, didn't you?

we can tell

The one in black leather!

Eric P · « **Reply #6776 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:30:35 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 23, 2009, 07:26:01 PM

Quote from: Eric P on April 23, 2009, 07:18:22 PM
you fucked the one in black, didn't you?

we can tell
The one in black leather!

jokes are better then they're laid out so no one has to do any "thinking"

so thanks!

Eric P · « **Reply #6777 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:48:01 PM »

did you get with the redhead?

i've been informed that if she's 20 pounds overweight, the ass is in play.

tiesto · « **Reply #6778 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:27:03 PM »

Did not see the drohne thing coming... that's really cool actually.

muckhole · « **Reply #6779 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:45:14 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 23, 2009, 07:09:02 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

That guy in the blue shirt is killing me.

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