"Some random people who don't like Helicopters I guess"
- (Donald Trump on unknown forces firing on special forces helicopters)
"Hamza was like his father, tall and handsome"
- (Donald Trump describes the son of Osama Bin Laden)
"Baghdadi saw this women and thought she was beautiful"
(Donald Trump describes why Baghdadi captured an American citizen)
"This is a win win"
"We should've done this before"
"Middle East does not have enough skin in the game"
"They'll have more of an incentive to fighter harder"
((if) we take the oil)
This is the actual headline
"Acquaintances would remember him as a shy, nearsighted youth who liked soccer but preferred to spend his free time at the local mosque"