Author Topic: minor inconveniences that are not struggles (Read 918006 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1020 on:** July 11, 2015, 12:24:11 AM »

I have to have 2L of coke zero a day to get normal

Huff · « **Reply #1021 on:** July 11, 2015, 01:14:30 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 10, 2015, 07:33:43 PM

A short, fat, balding doctor? Have you considered a conversion to Judaism my friend?

OT: sent the synopsis of a silly romantic opera to a gal pal and she responded, "Will this be us in old age?"

Not after y'all killed my lord and saviour

Kara · « **Reply #1022 on:** July 11, 2015, 01:37:19 AM »

Listening to a book on tape while I work late on Friday night (*not* a struggle) and I keep snickering like I'm 12 when the characters call pathogens "the taint."

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1023 on:** July 12, 2015, 09:21:33 PM »

I tap the "report to moderator" button like half the time I try to reveal a spoiler tag when viewing this site on my phone.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1024 on:** July 12, 2015, 10:13:17 PM »

Drinky thoughtlessly runs his hands through his thick hair as he smirks at the posts.

"Am I actually forty-one?" he muses aloud.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1025 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:36:08 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2015, 10:13:17 PM

Drinky thoughtlessly runs his hands through his thick hair as he smirks at the posts.

"Am I actually forty-one?" he muses aloud.

41? Jesus. Have you picked out a burial plot yet?

chronovore · « **Reply #1026 on:** July 13, 2015, 02:32:21 AM »

It's nearly 90º f here, but it's 70% humidity making it feel super sticky and devil's arm-pitty; Cole Porter's Too Darned Hot just came on the radio.

Thanks for the fucking news flash, Cole.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1027 on:** July 13, 2015, 03:20:09 AM »

The new Apple Music app is a freakin' turd. Because they're shilling the service so much, navigating through your own local music sucks ass now.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1028 on:** July 13, 2015, 08:39:57 AM »

Missed my target by 0.67%

Not getting bonus

HAPPY MONDAY YALL

Rufus · « **Reply #1029 on:** July 13, 2015, 08:54:19 AM »

That sucks, sorry man. :/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1030 on:** July 13, 2015, 09:52:34 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2015, 10:13:17 PM

Drinky thoughtlessly runs his hands through his thick hair as he smirks at the posts.

"Am I actually forty-one?" he muses aloud.

notice he didn't say where the hair is located

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bork · « **Reply #1031 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:18:41 PM »

Am not going bald and I shave my head anyway. Feels good, no maintenance required.

nachobro · « **Reply #1032 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:20:20 PM »

Other than having to shave it

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1033 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:22:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2015, 09:52:34 AM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2015, 10:13:17 PM
Drinky thoughtlessly runs his hands through his thick hair as he smirks at the posts.

"Am I actually forty-one?" he muses aloud.

notice he didn't say where the hair is located

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i keep dat trimmed for the lady

Tasty · « **Reply #1034 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:23:34 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 13, 2015, 03:20:09 AM

The new Apple Music app is a freakin' turd. Because they're shilling the service so much, navigating through your own local music sucks ass now.

Google Play Music

iTunes

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1035 on:** July 13, 2015, 01:04:31 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 13, 2015, 12:22:09 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2015, 09:52:34 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2015, 10:13:17 PM
Drinky thoughtlessly runs his hands through his thick hair as he smirks at the posts.

"Am I actually forty-one?" he muses aloud.

notice he didn't say where the hair is located

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i keep dat trimmed for the lady

Just how hairy are your laterals?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1036 on:** July 13, 2015, 07:52:10 PM »

Trimmed my nose hair. I can breath so clearly now.

chronovore · « **Reply #1037 on:** July 13, 2015, 08:50:56 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 13, 2015, 07:52:10 PM

Trimmed my nose hair. I can breath so clearly now.

Triumph thread is :thataway.gif

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1038 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:13:11 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 13, 2015, 07:52:10 PM

Trimmed my nose hair. I can breath so clearly now.

Kara · « **Reply #1039 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:28:12 PM »

Hey, that's the model I use!

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1040 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:46:27 PM »

Did you get yours from Amazon too?

Amazon Prime Day in ~24 hours

Them thanking me for my loyalty like that

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1041 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:46:36 PM »

You can get hep C from sharing trimmers.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1042 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:55:29 PM »

Figures.

Even gotta be careful sharing the same utensil with diff. parts of your body.

Using these for a haircut after trimming mah pubes

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1043 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:59:29 PM »

I use scissors cause I like the art of crotch bonsai.

Kara · « **Reply #1044 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:06:53 AM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on July 13, 2015, 11:46:27 PM

Did you get yours from Amazon too?

Amazon Prime Day in ~24 hours

Them thanking me for my loyalty like that

Yup yup. I bought it because it was the first result. (Very discriminating about what I put up my nose, obv.)

toku · « **Reply #1045 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:11:02 AM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on July 13, 2015, 11:13:11 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 13, 2015, 07:52:10 PM
Trimmed my nose hair. I can breath so clearly now.

(Image removed from quote.)

I think you just changed my life.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1046 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:18:17 AM »

Were you using scissors before? Damn dude.

Kara · « **Reply #1047 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:37:40 AM »

Worst is tweezers. Shit would make me tear up. :'(

chronovore · « **Reply #1048 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:44:33 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 13, 2015, 11:59:29 PM

I use scissors cause I like the art of crotch bonsai.

Great, now I have an image of FatherMike using spiral wrapped, heavy-gauge copper wire to keep his penis curving in a specific direction.

Tasty · « **Reply #1049 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:58:31 AM »

Weird this comes along now. I've been noticing a lot more stray hairs lately when cleaning house, then I used a mirror to look up my nose for the first time in a month and jeeeezus, where did all that hair come from.

(insert puberty joke here)

(cause I'm young or whatever)

(har har)

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1050 on:** July 14, 2015, 01:02:54 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 14, 2015, 12:58:31 AM

Weird this comes along now. I've been noticing a lot more stray hairs lately when cleaning house, then I used a mirror to look up my nose for the first time in a month and jeeeezus, where did all that hair come from.

(insert puberty joke here)

(cause I'm young or whatever)

(har har)

Cleaning upstairs or downstairs?

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1051 on:** July 14, 2015, 01:07:41 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 13, 2015, 12:23:34 PM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 13, 2015, 03:20:09 AM
The new Apple Music app is a freakin' turd. Because they're shilling the service so much, navigating through your own local music sucks ass now.

Google Play Music

iTunes

I do have all my music stored on Google Music, but their app sucks just as hard. Feels good to have your personal music collection "in the cloud" though.

bluemax · « **Reply #1052 on:** July 15, 2015, 12:05:47 AM »

Didn't realize how much food I put in a container and ended up spending $20 on shitty Whole Foods Indian food at lunch.

Huff · « **Reply #1053 on:** July 15, 2015, 07:12:21 PM »

I've got so much work to do in the next couple days I dont know where to start. So I'm not going to. Chopped is on

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1054 on:** July 15, 2015, 07:23:34 PM »

My leg has been killing me for two days now. Can't put weight on my heel and my whole leg aches.

chronovore · « **Reply #1055 on:** July 15, 2015, 10:47:17 PM »

Substantial beer hangover.

Please refrain from posting in ALL-CAPS today.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #1056 on:** July 16, 2015, 01:48:48 PM »

In the last two weeks I have totally succumbed to superfluous app micro-purchases. First I bought an OS X app that makes my Macbook speakers louder for $15. How is there no way to do that without an app (or registry editing?) I felt like a schmuck but I am sure enjoying actually hearing Netflix with my AC on.

Then I bought one filter pack on VSCO Cam and liked it so much I immediately bought the rest of them. I have no idea how much I spent and I refuse to do the arithmetic.

What am I going to buy next? At this rate it will probably be Bitmojis. I need to delete my credit card information from my iTunes/Apple account.

Kara · « **Reply #1057 on:** July 16, 2015, 02:05:31 PM »

It's a good idea. I only store payment info if I have to.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1058 on:** July 16, 2015, 10:06:44 PM »

Earlier today I noticed I got charged $50 for Amazon Prime recently. I don't remember signing up for it, but it claimed I did so in January for a student account which doesn't make sense (I don't even think my old student email works anymore). Got it resolved within minutes using Amazon's chat support.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #1059 on:** July 16, 2015, 10:17:16 PM »

Corrupted save files.

X_x

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1060 on:** July 16, 2015, 10:59:58 PM »

I honestly would like to see someone riding a loud motorbike break their neck. Just one person, one time, on an empty street so I can stare at them and walk away without helping. Fuck people who think its ok to gun it after stops so I can hear their bike five streets away.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1061 on:** July 17, 2015, 12:49:10 AM »

Does that bother your dog? I saw a dude on a Harley clip a curb after overshooting a lane change and fall flat on his neck and shoulder, somehow he got up and insisted he was fine to drive away. I never want to see a motorcycle accident again after that.

Tasty · « **Reply #1062 on:** July 17, 2015, 02:16:08 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 16, 2015, 10:59:58 PM

I honestly would like to see someone riding a loud motorbike break their neck. Just one person, one time, on an empty street so I can stare at them and walk away without helping. Fuck people who think its ok to gun it after stops so I can hear their bike five streets away.

something something south park something

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1063 on:** July 17, 2015, 02:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 01, 2015, 02:33:25 AM

Rahx hasn't sent me nudes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1064 on:** July 17, 2015, 02:52:27 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on July 17, 2015, 01:54:28 PM

Wish for random people to break their necks brehs

Tasty · « **Reply #1065 on:** July 17, 2015, 03:06:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2015, 02:52:27 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on July 17, 2015, 01:54:28 PM
Wish for random people to break their necks brehs

Wishing cancer on people is much more humane PD.

Kara · « **Reply #1066 on:** July 17, 2015, 03:09:06 PM »

Cancer can be treated, a broken neck not so much.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1067 on:** July 17, 2015, 03:19:16 PM »

If they drive a loud motor bike, I hope they break their neck right after they finish a successful round of chemo.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1068 on:** July 17, 2015, 04:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 17, 2015, 03:09:06 PM

Cancer can be treated, a broken neck not so much.

Isn't that medical science's fault, not Arvie's?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1069 on:** July 17, 2015, 09:55:13 PM »

realized how bad my reports, and thus myself, have fucked up a bunch of cross-org communication and reporting. today's team meeting was quite the shout-a-palooza.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1070 on:** July 17, 2015, 09:57:53 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 16, 2015, 10:59:58 PM

I honestly would like to see someone riding a loud motorbike break their neck. Just one person, one time, on an empty street so I can stare at them and walk away without helping. Fuck people who think its ok to gun it after stops so I can hear their bike five streets away.

conversely i have an unbaffled race pipe on a revvy v4 and love making effete hipsters and their pampered pets/children self-foul in terror

110+ dbs, breh. so real

#freedoms

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1071 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:01:08 PM »

Stepson used up like 80% of our data plan because he didn't have wifi enabled and had been watching YouTube nonstop for days. Luckily AT&T provides a pie chart to drive the point home

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1072 on:** July 18, 2015, 02:02:53 PM »

What was he watching

bluemax · « **Reply #1073 on:** July 18, 2015, 07:07:17 PM »

Was gonna take my dog to the park, then mother nature decided to make it rain.

Huff · « **Reply #1074 on:** July 18, 2015, 07:22:20 PM »

I'm so confused about when to eat since starting nights.

Also, got some weird looks when I asked if anyone wanted to go grab a drink after work (at 7am)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1075 on:** July 18, 2015, 07:40:04 PM »

Quote from: Huff on July 18, 2015, 07:22:20 PM

I'm so confused about when to eat since starting nights.

Also, got some weird looks when I asked if anyone wanted to go grab a drink after work (at 7am)

whenever you're hungry, bruh

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #1076 on:** July 18, 2015, 07:41:01 PM »

Quote from: Huff on July 18, 2015, 07:22:20 PM

I'm so confused about when to eat since starting nights.

Also, got some weird looks when I asked if anyone wanted to go grab a drink after work (at 7am)

Like them bitches never had a mimosa.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1077 on:** July 18, 2015, 08:00:38 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 18, 2015, 02:02:53 PM

What was he watching

It was anime AMVs, wasn't it?

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1078 on:** July 18, 2015, 09:03:09 PM »

Rebuilding my music library and missing the days of MegaUpload, Mediafire, and fuck even Rapidshare

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1079 on:** July 18, 2015, 09:49:58 PM »

pirating music is a pain in the ass nowadays thanks to streaming services

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Author Topic: minor inconveniences that are not struggles (Read 918006 times)