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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I had an OK boomer moment today too. I live next to an old peoples home. I returned from a long walk with my dog and from 1-2 streets away I could hear a car engine. Turning around the corner I could see all the fumes. There is a car parking in the parking lot of the old peoples home, just an ordinary car.

In disbelief I walked to our house and took the empty bag that I had left at the door knob. The engine still running. 3 minutes had passed for sure, and who knows for how long it had been parked like that! So I decided to check on it, maybe something hapoened. I walked back and looked knto the car from the driveway entry. Nobody sitting in it. Just an empty, fuming, running car.

I couldnt believe it. I walked to our fence and checked from there if I could see anybody. Car running another 3 minutes. That’s when I see someone just sneaked inside. I walk to the front again, wait 1-2 minutes when a man around 50-60 years old leaves the house carrying a TV packaging, walking to the car.

I yell at him that he’s not allowed to leave the car running like that and that I gotta live with the consequences way longer than he has. He just ignores me like the asshole he is.

what’s wrong with people?!

 

[TVC15]

that’s one of you

[Nintex]

What the fuck live action Aladdin made over a billion dollars?

And that's without Fox or Marvel included but I did hear Kevin Feige was in the Special Thanks section!!!!

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[Tripon]

What the fuck live action Aladdin made over a billion dollars?

And that's without Fox or Marvel included but I did hear Kevin Feige was in the Special Thanks section!!!!

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A whole new world.....

[Nintex]

What the fuck live action Aladdin made over a billion dollars?

And that's without Fox or Marvel included but I did hear Kevin Feige was in the Special Thanks section!!!!

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A whole new world.....

Is this what we created. 
Would this future have happened if we didn't give so much power to showergoblin's board???

[Potato]

Get more black people owning the land they till, and we'll distance ourselves further and further from perpetual serfdom. At the same time, those communities will continue the legacy of educating our youth at a young age the truths of anti-blackness, it's pervasiveness across the globe, and what to expect when we interact with individuals outside of our enclaves. THAT is what is worth preserving, and what is effectively destroyed when we leave our communities in the dilapidated conditions their in to fend off the gentrification machines themselves. We don't need, and shouldn't need to create an oasis of black acceptance in areas where the non-black residents would no sooner call the police on us. We've already been given our "paradises", we just need to make a concerted effort to actually show it.

Hey, era mods, take your white liberal guilt blinkers off for a second, and recognise what the fuck kind of ideology is being espoused here

I've seen that around here too. Taking the woke and racial enmity angle to new peaks with ethnostates of non-whites. 

Someone should post something about Liberia in response to that...

[thisismyusername]

maybe in 10 years time we'll get some sequel memes worth a damn

They’ve got baby Yodas now? THEY’VE GOT BABY YODAS NOW?! They’ve got baby Yodas now.

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She can die now. She can die now? She can die now!

Epstien didn't kill himself, but he killed Carrie Fisher for the Big Mouse.

[HaughtyFrank]

What the fuck live action Aladdin made over a billion dollars?

Lion King made even more

 

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://twitter.com/Troydan/status/1200989686132543489

 

[Averon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hold-on-one-more-rise-of-skywalker-tv-spot-with-new-footage.156384/#post-26969480

is that like, what, 38 fucking threads made on star wars in the last week? People should be mass reporting this dork.

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The fly now!

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What will Crossing Eden and Cheebo talk about after TROS is released? These two dorks in particular have been a two-man SW shilling machine, Rian Johnson cheerleaders, and TLJ defenders non-stop for the past two years. I remember Crossing Eden being a huge Ubisoft fanboy back on NeoGAF. Defending every game Ubisoft made, no matter how generic and rote they were. Strangely enough, he transitioned from being a full-time Ubisoft defender to a Star Wars defender right around the release of The Last Jedi. Either he really loves Ubisoft and Star Wars, or the guy switched jobs in the advertising company he works for.

Crossing Eden, Cheebo, and LoudNinja are three of the most obvious marketing shills on REEEE

[ShutUp]

What the fuck live action Aladdin made over a billion dollars?

Actually enjoyed that one, myself. Didn't top the animated one but at least it was not damn near a shot for shot remake of the animated version like The Lion King was.

Plus, Naomi Scott 

[Tasty]

What the fuck live action Aladdin made over a billion dollars?

Lion King made even more

 

Removing Jeremy Irons from anything

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hold-on-one-more-rise-of-skywalker-tv-spot-with-new-footage.156384/#post-26969480

is that like, what, 38 fucking threads made on star wars in the last week? People should be mass reporting this dork.

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The fly now!

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What will Crossing Eden and Cheebo talk about after TROS is released? These two dorks in particular have been a two-man SW shilling machine, Rian Johnson cheerleaders, and TLJ defenders non-stop for the past two years. I remember Crossing Eden being a huge Ubisoft fanboy back on NeoGAF. Defending every game Ubisoft made, no matter how generic and rote they were. Strangely enough, he transitioned from being a full-time Ubisoft defender to a Star Wars defender right around the release of The Last Jedi. Either he really loves Ubisoft and Star Wars, or the guy switched jobs in the advertising company he works for.

Crossing Eden, Cheebo, and LoudNinja are three of the most obvious marketing shills on REEEE

How he Crossing Eden lives in a racist society or something because of Trump.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/Troydan/status/1200989686132543489

 

[Pwnz]

my troll thread is going beautifully on reee lol these idiots take the bait so quick

Careful, it's a slippery slope into becoming the next Excelsior or Mergurries Fred. You'll post stuff that has a bit of truth and then start believing in it so fervently that you forget you're trolling.

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-mainly-interested-in-aaa-games-am-i-in-the-minority-on-era.156378/#post-26968485

Extremely niche.

[team filler]

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/VoicesOfViolet/status/1201249022263980032

That's not capitalism.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Not agait

[Momo]

once a gate, twice a wall

[Joe Molotov]

Information wants to be free, hack the world

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-game-easter-egg-ties-jedi-fallen-order-to-ep7-the-force-awakens.156423/#post-26978809

I was like "Oh that's cool" until I remembered that means that Ilum is also gone forever, now

Illium thankfully isn't the only planet that produces kyber crystals. Shame about the ancient jedi temple though.

Oh, thank god. I was really getting worried there for a second

I swear these dumb cunts think Star Wars is real

[stufte]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-game-easter-egg-ties-jedi-fallen-order-to-ep7-the-force-awakens.156423/#post-26978809

I was like "Oh that's cool" until I remembered that means that Ilum is also gone forever, now

Illium thankfully isn't the only planet that produces kyber crystals. Shame about the ancient jedi temple though.

Oh, thank god. I was really getting worried there for a second

I swear these dumb cunts think Star Wars is real

#DROIDLIBERATIONNOW
#DROIDLIVESMATTER
#JUSTICEFORL337

[Momo]

#CLONERIGHTS
#HANSHOTFIRST #MURDERINGCISWHITEMALE

[HardcoreRetro]

https://twitter.com/Troydan/status/1200989686132543489

 

This the cunt that abused her cat?

The dog should eat her. Eat her corpse.

[Transhuman]

Imagine it being your job to be a bimbo. I feel sorry for her.

[Momo]

Imagine it being your job to be a bimbo. I feel sorry for her.

[jorma]

Imagine it being your job to be a bimbo. I feel sorry for her.

stream for a couple of years -> have enough money to last her entire life

why would you feel sorry for her? if it was so taxing on her soul, she could just quit - she could probably afford it by now

[Don Rumata]

https://twitter.com/Troydan/status/1200989686132543489

 

This the cunt that abused her cat?

The dog should eat her. Eat her corpse.

---> http://www.4chan.org/
 

[Transhuman]

To quote Daniel Johnston "It must be a pain to know that what they like about you / Has nothing to do with you at all".

And i've never in my life felt envy of money, but I guess that's my own weirdness.

[Don Rumata]

To quote Daniel Johnston "It must be a pain to know that what they like about you / Has nothing to do with you at all".

And i've never in my life felt envy of money, but I guess that's my own weirdness.

This applies to 99% of people and jobs in the world.
Most people aren't all that interesting. 

Besides, your physical appearance is your own.

EDIT: top of the page WINNING PERSONALITY: 

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[Transhuman]

Besides, your physical appearance is your own.

I mean it seems like a really weird thing to draw self-worth from, but maybe i'd do the same in her place. I'm glad I never have to find out though.

[skullstorm]

https://twitter.com/Troydan/status/1200989686132543489

 

That dog has definitely been there before 

I cannot help noticing in real life how some really petite/short single girls have massive dogs, bigger than them, and the dogs are almost always male. And then I see shit like the above and well, I feel justified for always side-eyeing those girls 

[Momo]

She probably put peanut butter in her crack, would put nothing past the queen of the thots.

[jorma]

To quote Daniel Johnston "It must be a pain to know that what they like about you / Has nothing to do with you at all".

And i've never in my life felt envy of money, but I guess that's my own weirdness.

I'm with you there - i never felt envy of the money itself, or the material displays of wealth - it's the security you feel knowing that you won't ever be beholden to anyone unless you choose to be, and you never have to take another shitty job just to make ends meet. I've always wanted that as long as i can remember.

I would absolutely thot it up for the boys and grills for a few years if i could have that security in return.

[HaughtyFrank]

She probably put peanut butter in her crack, would put nothing past the queen of the thots.

This wasn't even the first time 

https://twitter.com/SHAUNNN__/status/1201028498036592640

[Hermit]

Yep that dog has definitely been inside her

[Pissy F Benny]

I suppose I’ve just found out what is gonna be the new top tier on the progressive stack 

[samir]

Yep that dog has definitely been inside her

Yeah, but who hasn't? 

[skullstorm]

Is Alinity also a puppydick connoisseur

[BIONIC]

She probably put peanut butter in her crack, would put nothing past the queen of the thots.

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Being allergic to peanuts

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[Don Rumata]

Besides, your physical appearance is your own.

I mean it seems like a really weird thing to draw self-worth from, but maybe i'd do the same in her place. I'm glad I never have to find out though.

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.


But in general i think any "relationship" of this kind, is more utilitarian than you make it sound, whether it's about the tits, or the any song and dance, one can come up with.
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Also my dog used to hump everything (including legs) like a fiend, before we cut off his balls.
I think y'all are projecting a bit there, with bestiality. 

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

[Transhuman]

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.

I mean there's a lot of middle-ground between "curvy chick in booty shorts exposing her cleavage at every opportunity" and "hairy Jabba the Hutt mashing buttons with his fat sweaty hands".

What about a normal looking guy or girl who does say interesting things? I don't watch twitch, but I do occasionally watch GDQ because the people on it have skill, there's a competitive element, and they actually do say interesting stuff (sometimes).

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

And most importantly, use floss to actuality clean your teet.

[bdoughty]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

I was expecting it to be the guy who enjoyed weekends without washing his ass and ate steaks dropped on the ground that were chewed on by his dog.

[Transhuman]

I mean I don't use toothpaste, and the last time I went to the dentist he said I had some of the cleanest teeth he'd ever seen.

[FunSlower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

anything to excuse why your mouth hole smells like a sewer

[BIONIC]

I mean I don't use toothpaste, and the last time I went to the dentist he said I had some of the cleanest teeth he'd ever seen.

Explains why your comedy stinks. Literally

[jorma]

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.

I mean there's a lot of middle-ground between "curvy chick in booty shorts exposing her cleavage at every opportunity" and "hairy Jabba the Hutt mashing buttons with his fat sweaty hands".

What about a normal looking guy or girl who does say interesting things? I don't watch twitch, but I do occasionally watch GDQ because the people on it have skill, there's a competitive element, and they actually do say interesting stuff (sometimes).

that "middle ground" describes most streamers who made it

[Lonewulfeus]

I'm looking exclusively for an over-60, I'm not interested in young girls or some sad spinster waiting for an husband, I have a pointed sight towards old hags, possibly widowed in desperate search of some dick.
The more your vulva is dry and run-down, the more my swollen penis will cry lubricating and reading it to the climax.
I want to tighten your vaporous hair while I ride you violently and you think I might be your little nephew's best friend.
My dream is to extract my pulsating member from your avid mouth and that the new denture, still girding the glans, falls to the ground after a few seconds so that I can penetrate you once again like a stuffed turkey, but now your oral cavity will better serve my foreskin-armored soldier since your wet gums will gently slide along my tube.
I will lift your dropping tits revealing scars of an ancient love now sadly over just to cum all over them, infecting your mind with the idea of abandoning the religious practice in the pathetic parish of your little town, and I will go to mass with you explicitly to diabolically screw your loose ass inside the confessional with everyone present, who will think negatively of a lurid maniac caryatid such as yourself?
I will make your legs tremble like you just walked a whole flight of stairs and I will give up to you my place on the bus as long as you suck my cock, eagerly awaiting fresh, young seminal fluid so juicy that, dripping voluptously on your wrinkled, retired lips will make you desire to be fertile once again.
There is no "grandma's darling" of sorts that will stop me from slamming you against the wall like a crook which deceived you to enter your home.
I swear on everything that is holy that when I'll leave your stale smelling room leaving you creampied, weary and very close to join Heaven's army, yes, I swear on fucking God you will... You will give me a tip for the oratory's candies.

The anti-James

Edit: already banned  User Banned (Permanent): Making disgusting threads just to shock and appall, previous ban for racism

That’s shocking and appalling? 

[skullstorm]

I would have permed that dude with just the ban message "2edgy4me"

[Pissy F Benny]

I'm looking exclusively for an over-60, I'm not interested in young girls or some sad spinster waiting for an husband, I have a pointed sight towards old hags, possibly widowed in desperate search of some dick.
The more your vulva is dry and run-down, the more my swollen penis will cry lubricating and reading it to the climax.
I want to tighten your vaporous hair while I ride you violently and you think I might be your little nephew's best friend.
My dream is to extract my pulsating member from your avid mouth and that the new denture, still girding the glans, falls to the ground after a few seconds so that I can penetrate you once again like a stuffed turkey, but now your oral cavity will better serve my foreskin-armored soldier since your wet gums will gently slide along my tube.
I will lift your dropping tits revealing scars of an ancient love now sadly over just to cum all over them, infecting your mind with the idea of abandoning the religious practice in the pathetic parish of your little town, and I will go to mass with you explicitly to diabolically screw your loose ass inside the confessional with everyone present, who will think negatively of a lurid maniac caryatid such as yourself?
I will make your legs tremble like you just walked a whole flight of stairs and I will give up to you my place on the bus as long as you suck my cock, eagerly awaiting fresh, young seminal fluid so juicy that, dripping voluptously on your wrinkled, retired lips will make you desire to be fertile once again.
There is no "grandma's darling" of sorts that will stop me from slamming you against the wall like a crook which deceived you to enter your home.
I swear on everything that is holy that when I'll leave your stale smelling room leaving you creampied, weary and very close to join Heaven's army, yes, I swear on fucking God you will... You will give me a tip for the oratory's candies.

The anti-James

Edit: already banned  User Banned (Permanent): Making disgusting threads just to shock and appall, previous ban for racism

That’s shocking and appalling? 

lol?

They should nuke the thread incase an ace sees it and gets triggered

[BIONIC]

Had no idea TVC had a ree account 

[Transhuman]

Stopped reading at "vulva" 

[Joe Molotov]

I'm looking exclusively for an over-60, I'm not interested in young girls or some sad spinster waiting for an husband, I have a pointed sight towards old hags, possibly widowed in desperate search of some dick.
The more your vulva is dry and run-down, the more my swollen penis will cry lubricating and reading it to the climax.
I want to tighten your vaporous hair while I ride you violently and you think I might be your little nephew's best friend.
My dream is to extract my pulsating member from your avid mouth and that the new denture, still girding the glans, falls to the ground after a few seconds so that I can penetrate you once again like a stuffed turkey, but now your oral cavity will better serve my foreskin-armored soldier since your wet gums will gently slide along my tube.
I will lift your dropping tits revealing scars of an ancient love now sadly over just to cum all over them, infecting your mind with the idea of abandoning the religious practice in the pathetic parish of your little town, and I will go to mass with you explicitly to diabolically screw your loose ass inside the confessional with everyone present, who will think negatively of a lurid maniac caryatid such as yourself?
I will make your legs tremble like you just walked a whole flight of stairs and I will give up to you my place on the bus as long as you suck my cock, eagerly awaiting fresh, young seminal fluid so juicy that, dripping voluptously on your wrinkled, retired lips will make you desire to be fertile once again.
There is no "grandma's darling" of sorts that will stop me from slamming you against the wall like a crook which deceived you to enter your home.
I swear on everything that is holy that when I'll leave your stale smelling room leaving you creampied, weary and very close to join Heaven's army, yes, I swear on fucking God you will... You will give me a tip for the oratory's candies.

The anti-James

Edit: already banned  User Banned (Permanent): Making disgusting threads just to shock and appall, previous ban for racism

That’s shocking and appalling? 

Also he's racist.

[Hermit]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

The OP said he sits in a discord with other users and they literally plan on what to post. He's some millionaire that plays poker and most likely a troll.

[Lonewulfeus]

TIL what a caryatid is

[BisMarckie]

I have more respect for Digimon because the creators didn't bother pretending that people weren't horny.
Renamon is a 2000s sex symbol tbh

[Don Rumata]

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.

I mean there's a lot of middle-ground between "curvy chick in booty shorts exposing her cleavage at every opportunity" and "hairy Jabba the Hutt mashing buttons with his fat sweaty hands".

What about a normal looking guy or girl who does say interesting things?

You gotta play with your assets tho.
If you're born with nice tits, but a shit sense of humor, you play those cards.
Besides, what passes for "interesting things to say" is extremely subjective, clearly, or channels like GameXplain wouldn't exist.

That said, if you're looking for tits there are clearly better avenues than Twicth to look for them, but i guess it's more of a GFE of sort, these ethots are selling.