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[Hermit]

Yep that dog has definitely been inside her

[Pissy F Benny]

I suppose I’ve just found out what is gonna be the new top tier on the progressive stack 

[samir]

Yep that dog has definitely been inside her

Yeah, but who hasn't? 

[skullstorm]

Is Alinity also a puppydick connoisseur

[BIONIC]

She probably put peanut butter in her crack, would put nothing past the queen of the thots.

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Being allergic to peanuts

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[Don Rumata]

Besides, your physical appearance is your own.

I mean it seems like a really weird thing to draw self-worth from, but maybe i'd do the same in her place. I'm glad I never have to find out though.

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.


But in general i think any "relationship" of this kind, is more utilitarian than you make it sound, whether it's about the tits, or the any song and dance, one can come up with.
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Also my dog used to hump everything (including legs) like a fiend, before we cut off his balls.
I think y'all are projecting a bit there, with bestiality. 

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

[Transhuman]

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.

I mean there's a lot of middle-ground between "curvy chick in booty shorts exposing her cleavage at every opportunity" and "hairy Jabba the Hutt mashing buttons with his fat sweaty hands".

What about a normal looking guy or girl who does say interesting things? I don't watch twitch, but I do occasionally watch GDQ because the people on it have skill, there's a competitive element, and they actually do say interesting stuff (sometimes).

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

And most importantly, use floss to actuality clean your teet.

[bdoughty]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

I was expecting it to be the guy who enjoyed weekends without washing his ass and ate steaks dropped on the ground that were chewed on by his dog.

[Transhuman]

I mean I don't use toothpaste, and the last time I went to the dentist he said I had some of the cleanest teeth he'd ever seen.

[FunSlower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

anything to excuse why your mouth hole smells like a sewer

[BIONIC]

I mean I don't use toothpaste, and the last time I went to the dentist he said I had some of the cleanest teeth he'd ever seen.

Explains why your comedy stinks. Literally

[jorma]

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.

I mean there's a lot of middle-ground between "curvy chick in booty shorts exposing her cleavage at every opportunity" and "hairy Jabba the Hutt mashing buttons with his fat sweaty hands".

What about a normal looking guy or girl who does say interesting things? I don't watch twitch, but I do occasionally watch GDQ because the people on it have skill, there's a competitive element, and they actually do say interesting stuff (sometimes).

that "middle ground" describes most streamers who made it

[Lonewulfeus]

I'm looking exclusively for an over-60, I'm not interested in young girls or some sad spinster waiting for an husband, I have a pointed sight towards old hags, possibly widowed in desperate search of some dick.
The more your vulva is dry and run-down, the more my swollen penis will cry lubricating and reading it to the climax.
I want to tighten your vaporous hair while I ride you violently and you think I might be your little nephew's best friend.
My dream is to extract my pulsating member from your avid mouth and that the new denture, still girding the glans, falls to the ground after a few seconds so that I can penetrate you once again like a stuffed turkey, but now your oral cavity will better serve my foreskin-armored soldier since your wet gums will gently slide along my tube.
I will lift your dropping tits revealing scars of an ancient love now sadly over just to cum all over them, infecting your mind with the idea of abandoning the religious practice in the pathetic parish of your little town, and I will go to mass with you explicitly to diabolically screw your loose ass inside the confessional with everyone present, who will think negatively of a lurid maniac caryatid such as yourself?
I will make your legs tremble like you just walked a whole flight of stairs and I will give up to you my place on the bus as long as you suck my cock, eagerly awaiting fresh, young seminal fluid so juicy that, dripping voluptously on your wrinkled, retired lips will make you desire to be fertile once again.
There is no "grandma's darling" of sorts that will stop me from slamming you against the wall like a crook which deceived you to enter your home.
I swear on everything that is holy that when I'll leave your stale smelling room leaving you creampied, weary and very close to join Heaven's army, yes, I swear on fucking God you will... You will give me a tip for the oratory's candies.

The anti-James

Edit: already banned  User Banned (Permanent): Making disgusting threads just to shock and appall, previous ban for racism

That’s shocking and appalling? 

[skullstorm]

I would have permed that dude with just the ban message "2edgy4me"

[Pissy F Benny]

I'm looking exclusively for an over-60, I'm not interested in young girls or some sad spinster waiting for an husband, I have a pointed sight towards old hags, possibly widowed in desperate search of some dick.
The more your vulva is dry and run-down, the more my swollen penis will cry lubricating and reading it to the climax.
I want to tighten your vaporous hair while I ride you violently and you think I might be your little nephew's best friend.
My dream is to extract my pulsating member from your avid mouth and that the new denture, still girding the glans, falls to the ground after a few seconds so that I can penetrate you once again like a stuffed turkey, but now your oral cavity will better serve my foreskin-armored soldier since your wet gums will gently slide along my tube.
I will lift your dropping tits revealing scars of an ancient love now sadly over just to cum all over them, infecting your mind with the idea of abandoning the religious practice in the pathetic parish of your little town, and I will go to mass with you explicitly to diabolically screw your loose ass inside the confessional with everyone present, who will think negatively of a lurid maniac caryatid such as yourself?
I will make your legs tremble like you just walked a whole flight of stairs and I will give up to you my place on the bus as long as you suck my cock, eagerly awaiting fresh, young seminal fluid so juicy that, dripping voluptously on your wrinkled, retired lips will make you desire to be fertile once again.
There is no "grandma's darling" of sorts that will stop me from slamming you against the wall like a crook which deceived you to enter your home.
I swear on everything that is holy that when I'll leave your stale smelling room leaving you creampied, weary and very close to join Heaven's army, yes, I swear on fucking God you will... You will give me a tip for the oratory's candies.

The anti-James

Edit: already banned  User Banned (Permanent): Making disgusting threads just to shock and appall, previous ban for racism

That’s shocking and appalling? 

lol?

They should nuke the thread incase an ace sees it and gets triggered

[BIONIC]

Had no idea TVC had a ree account 

[Transhuman]

Stopped reading at "vulva" 

[Joe Molotov]

I'm looking exclusively for an over-60, I'm not interested in young girls or some sad spinster waiting for an husband, I have a pointed sight towards old hags, possibly widowed in desperate search of some dick.
The more your vulva is dry and run-down, the more my swollen penis will cry lubricating and reading it to the climax.
I want to tighten your vaporous hair while I ride you violently and you think I might be your little nephew's best friend.
My dream is to extract my pulsating member from your avid mouth and that the new denture, still girding the glans, falls to the ground after a few seconds so that I can penetrate you once again like a stuffed turkey, but now your oral cavity will better serve my foreskin-armored soldier since your wet gums will gently slide along my tube.
I will lift your dropping tits revealing scars of an ancient love now sadly over just to cum all over them, infecting your mind with the idea of abandoning the religious practice in the pathetic parish of your little town, and I will go to mass with you explicitly to diabolically screw your loose ass inside the confessional with everyone present, who will think negatively of a lurid maniac caryatid such as yourself?
I will make your legs tremble like you just walked a whole flight of stairs and I will give up to you my place on the bus as long as you suck my cock, eagerly awaiting fresh, young seminal fluid so juicy that, dripping voluptously on your wrinkled, retired lips will make you desire to be fertile once again.
There is no "grandma's darling" of sorts that will stop me from slamming you against the wall like a crook which deceived you to enter your home.
I swear on everything that is holy that when I'll leave your stale smelling room leaving you creampied, weary and very close to join Heaven's army, yes, I swear on fucking God you will... You will give me a tip for the oratory's candies.

The anti-James

Edit: already banned  User Banned (Permanent): Making disgusting threads just to shock and appall, previous ban for racism

That’s shocking and appalling? 

Also he's racist.

[Hermit]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

The OP said he sits in a discord with other users and they literally plan on what to post. He's some millionaire that plays poker and most likely a troll.

[Lonewulfeus]

TIL what a caryatid is

[BisMarckie]

I have more respect for Digimon because the creators didn't bother pretending that people weren't horny.
Renamon is a 2000s sex symbol tbh

[Don Rumata]

Models, body builders, actors, all do it.
Beautiful people are nice to look at, it's probably one of least weird concepts to grasp, i'd say.
Some fat neckbeard getting followers because he plays Nintendo games while saying nothing interesting on camera, is definitely harder to unpack.

I mean there's a lot of middle-ground between "curvy chick in booty shorts exposing her cleavage at every opportunity" and "hairy Jabba the Hutt mashing buttons with his fat sweaty hands".

What about a normal looking guy or girl who does say interesting things?

You gotta play with your assets tho.
If you're born with nice tits, but a shit sense of humor, you play those cards.
Besides, what passes for "interesting things to say" is extremely subjective, clearly, or channels like GameXplain wouldn't exist.

That said, if you're looking for tits there are clearly better avenues than Twicth to look for them, but i guess it's more of a GFE of sort, these ethots are selling.

[porkbun]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

I was expecting it to be the guy who enjoyed weekends without washing his ass and ate steaks dropped on the ground that were chewed on by his dog.

That's AlimNassor, he finally got permed a couple of months ago.

Subpar Spatula is just about as bad though.

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-is-toothpaste-and-mouthwash-a-scam.156467/

I was expecting it to be the guy who enjoyed weekends without washing his ass and ate steaks dropped on the ground that were chewed on by his dog.

That's AlimNassor, he finally got permed a couple of months ago.

Subpar Spatula is just about as bad though.

The guy who eats food out of the trash and has no wipe Saturday’s is FernandoRocker, he’s still around.

[bdoughty]

The guy who eats food out of the trash and has no wipe Saturday’s is FernandoRocker, he’s still around.

That's the guy. Also from that thread you will notice he does not brush his teeth on those Saturday's.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-used-to-do-and-enjoy-this-nasty-thing-when-i-was-single.54069/

I did not see this one when it was posted but this guy really likes to over-utilize his fecal matter.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-pooping-do-you-wipe-sitting-down-or-standing-up.144231/

[HaughtyFrank]

I have more respect for Digimon because the creators didn't bother pretending that people weren't horny.
Renamon is a 2000s sex symbol tbh

(Image removed from quote.)

He didn't even have to get weird. Angewomon is right there

But knowing RE that's the bad kind of horny

[Transhuman]

That said, if you're looking for tits there are clearly better avenues than Twitch to look for them, but i guess it's more of a GFE of sort, these ethots are selling.

To sum it up in a picture:

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-im-going-to-a-place-where-somebody-from-high-school-used-to-be-there-and-he-was-never-very-nice-to-me.156503/

Want to know my full story, it was freshmen year of High School. I was in English class, for some reason, the subject of Homer Simpson came out and the teacher said. "What can you use to describe him."

I said... "Well, he's stupid." Then he shouts from the other side of the room for EVERYONE to hear: "You're stupid, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow!!!"

Legit Lol’d reading this. I want to buy his classmate a drink.

[BisMarckie]

Holding grudges from high school is a good indicator that you are dealing with a well-adjusted person who has their life in order.

[Pissy F Benny]

The dude will either not really remember them or call him a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow first thing as he sees him, either way I’m looking forward to the update 

[porkbun]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-im-going-to-a-place-where-somebody-from-high-school-used-to-be-there-and-he-was-never-very-nice-to-me.156503/

Want to know my full story, it was freshmen year of High School. I was in English class, for some reason, the subject of Homer Simpson came out and the teacher said. "What can you use to describe him."

I said... "Well, he's stupid." Then he shouts from the other side of the room for EVERYONE to hear: "You're stupid, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow!!!"

Legit Lol’d reading this. I want to buy his classmate a drink.

I went to the thread to see if there was more, like if this guy mercilessly taunted to OP every day.  Nope.  He insulted him once and the guy is still holding a fucking grudge years later.

 

The guy who eats food out of the trash and has no wipe Saturday’s is FernandoRocker, he’s still around.

Ah, ok.  I got my weirdo "is this a troll or not" posters mixed up.  AlimNassor was the guy that ate a steak that got pissed on by a dog because he didn't want to waste a "good" Wal Mart steak.

 

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-im-going-to-a-place-where-somebody-from-high-school-used-to-be-there-and-he-was-never-very-nice-to-me.156503/

Want to know my full story, it was freshmen year of High School. I was in English class, for some reason, the subject of Homer Simpson came out and the teacher said. "What can you use to describe him."

I said... "Well, he's stupid." Then he shouts from the other side of the room for EVERYONE to hear: "You're stupid, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow!!!"

Legit Lol’d reading this. I want to buy his classmate a drink.

peak white fragility? 

[Transhuman]

It's funny how he thinks calling Homer stupid is perfectly fine, but then gets indignant when someone calls him stupid.

[Hermit]

Stinkles having a meltdown in that thread

[who is ted danson?]

Report him to his employer
PM him star wars leaks
Break his amiibo
Post a tweetlonger about the incident

[Transhuman]

There was a guy at my old job that was sarcastic to me once and if I see him again i'll probably spit in his face or hurt/demean him physically somehow, not because i'm angry over it, but just out of principle. People gotta learn.

[thisismyusername]

Holding grudges from high school is a good indicator that you are dealing with a well-adjusted person who has their life in order.

Being fair to me though: Those people were ultra-shitty to me, so "letting it go" is some deep-seated rooted anger/etc.

[Straight Edge]

There was a guy at my old job that was sarcastic to me once and if I see him again i'll probably spit in his face or hurt/demean him physically somehow, not because i'm angry over it, but just out of principle. People gotta learn.

Show him your stand up routine.

[Tuckers Law]

Stinkles having a meltdown in that thread

So just another Monday then.

[Don Rumata]

Stinkles having a meltdown in that thread

He's giving fruitful advice for once, everybody else acting like the guy's been in 'Nam or something.

[Transhuman]

had a couple of bullying encounters as a kid - once was partially my fault - I had a temper and I didn't know my own limits - and I'd get into fights with this huge kid all the time - he shouldn't have taken the bait and he certainly shouldn't have pummeled me as much as he did, but I often swung first after being verbally provoked. In that instance, we actually became friends eventually - and in high school we were acquaintances - but he went on to be an amateur heavyweight boxer and a cop and we lost touch til a couple of years ago (in a place where cops aren't bullies).

Really pushing the limits of his protected status now

ACAB

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I cannot help noticing in real life how some really petite/short single girls have massive dogs, bigger than them, and the dogs are almost always male. And then I see shit like the above and well, I feel justified for always side-eyeing those girls 

Even in countries where its easy to buy a gun, a big ass dog will fuck up any potential intruder / rapist with very little chance for the owner to be overpowered and have it turned against them.
Like, if you're a petite woman living alone, I can see how a big scary ass non-neutered attack dog is going to provide you some reassurance.

[Joe Molotov]

had a couple of bullying encounters as a kid - once was partially my fault - I had a temper and I didn't know my own limits - and I'd get into fights with this huge kid all the time - he shouldn't have taken the bait and he certainly shouldn't have pummeled me as much as he did, but I often swung first after being verbally provoked. In that instance, we actually became friends eventually - and in high school we were acquaintances - but he went on to be an amateur heavyweight boxer and a cop and we lost touch til a couple of years ago (in a place where cops aren't bullies).

Really pushing the limits of his protected status now

ACAB

"Yeah, I had a bad temper and I picked on this fat kid all the time, but it's his fault for taking the bait."

So, basically Stinkles was the HS bully.

And his bullying drove this kid to become a cop so he could menace minorities with the same torments and humiliations he felt as a kid.

You hate to see it.

[Joe Molotov]

He also got beat up by the kid he picked on all the time, just like in the movie when someone finally stands up the bully.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I don't ever have to worry about shitty people from high school, because I'm not a butt hurt little boy and don't give them worth

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Basically white people think we're on the verge of turning into the fucking rage zombies from 28 days later at the slightest provocation, but they're okay with us as long as we run towards the end zone real fast and dunk the ball good.

No, not all white people think that. In fact, most don't. Not all black people are a certain way, not all white people are a certain way. its is wrong to judge someone based on their colour - is that not correct? Is that not the fight? But is it ok to do that if a person is white? Every white must be a racist?

Oh, you sweet summer child...

Don't you realise the crab buckets are feeling hard done by by the alphabet gangs recent power display, and are looking for some blood?
Enjoy your inevitable dogpile and ban sir.

[El Babua]

It's funny that both you guys are falling for the same bait post

[Drainage]

“He shouldn’t have taken the bait after I swung first” -Stinkles

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/your-daily-dose-of-star-wars-actor-billy-dee-williams-embraces-gender-fluidity-using-him-and-her-pronouns.156117/post-26939844

RE mods finally cracking down on the horrific transphobia.

No dad jokes on their watch

[Hermit]

All topics are sensitive on RE though

[jorma]

Basically white people think we're on the verge of turning into the fucking rage zombies from 28 days later at the slightest provocation, but they're okay with us as long as we run towards the end zone real fast and dunk the ball good.

No, not all white people think that. In fact, most don't. Not all black people are a certain way, not all white people are a certain way. its is wrong to judge someone based on their colour - is that not correct? Is that not the fight? But is it ok to do that if a person is white? Every white must be a racist?

Oh, you sweet summer child...

Don't you realise the crab buckets are feeling hard done by by the alphabet gangs recent power display, and are looking for some blood?
Enjoy your inevitable dogpile and ban sir.

Feistyboots: STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU!!!

 

[nachobro]

I was at a work meeting about 50 minutes ago, and during the lead up into it we were all talking about how our Thanksgiving break went. We talked about traveling and activities, and I brought up how I basically spent the entire break playing DQXI on the Switch.

Then, one of my co-workers said “Oh, that game? Yeah, I pirated it last year, but it was so buggy that I didn’t get far.”

And I was so flabbergasted. I literally said out loud “Dude, did you just admit to a crime?” This was at work, with everyone in the room clearly hearing him, including his superiors.

And he then just brushed it off like it was no big deal. I simply couldn’t believe how brazen that was.

I could understand opening up about this sort of stuff among friends, but at work? Honestly, I doubt he’d be reprimanded in any way, but good lord.

I’m not overreacting here, am I?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/um-is-it-normal-for-someone-to-casually-admit-to-pirating-stuff.156559/

 

[BisMarckie]

better call the cops tbh

[Hermit]

7 pages in under 50 minutes.

I'm going in

[Joe Molotov]

Who would admit to playing playing kideo games in a work environment?

[EightBitNate]

I always feel bad for pirating unless it’s a super old movie or something.

[Anti-Monitor]

I was at a work meeting about 50 minutes ago, and during the lead up into it we were all talking about how our Thanksgiving break went. We talked about traveling and activities, and I brought up how I basically spent the entire break playing DQXI on the Switch.

Then, one of my co-workers said “Oh, that game? Yeah, I pirated it last year, but it was so buggy that I didn’t get far.”

And I was so flabbergasted. I literally said out loud “Dude, did you just admit to a crime?” This was at work, with everyone in the room clearly hearing him, including his superiors.

And he then just brushed it off like it was no big deal. I simply couldn’t believe how brazen that was.

I could understand opening up about this sort of stuff among friends, but at work? Honestly, I doubt he’d be reprimanded in any way, but good lord.

I’m not overreacting here, am I?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/um-is-it-normal-for-someone-to-casually-admit-to-pirating-stuff.156559/

 

I just gave the thread a quick look but it wasn't as entertaining as I hoped, there was no one agreeing with him.

Still, tho. Can you imagine being the dude's co-worker?

[Pissy F Benny]

One of my co workers called the cops on me a few years ago for watching a cam of that shitty Tupac film at work