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[pgtl_10]

Can anyone explain why Resetera is obsessed with TLJ? Do they actually like the movie or just defend it?

[blame space]

Exactly 100% of Transhuman posts start with "I mean," and he is exactly 100% a dickface for it.

No bully pls

i mean what's wrong with being a dickface

God you are painfully unfunny

thanks, lonewulfeus! i hope you have a Merry Christmas i was just trying to defend my friend from being called a dickface for no reason 😆

you, unlike me, are freakin' hilarious! 😂

[EightBitNate]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

[Rahxephon91]

Can anyone explain why Resetera is obsessed with TLJ? Do they actually like the movie or just defend it?

They like it because they have to defend it.

[Transhuman]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

I feel like that is more of a compliment than you realise

[Ghoul]

lmao imagine fitting in here, it would end in, he then turned the gun on himself.

[Snoopycat_]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/


"not surprising that a millionaire likes to game on pc where you cant get in for under 3k

probably has someone hired full time to mess with game settings and drivers."


"lol he's an actor, he should stay within his domain"


"Wealthy individual prefers platform that gets exponentially better depending on how much money you throw at it, what a shocker."

"honestly don't care what that creep thinks. not surprised he's primarily a pc gamer given his MeToo remarks. Also, The Witcher 3 came out in 2015, it's time to move on"

"Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"




 



 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-starting-to-realize-that-the-last-jedi-is-a-modern-blair-witch-project-paranormal-activity-situation.161058/

It's effectively a reverse cult classic.

 

[Momo]

Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"

nintenyearolds always trying to justify their self induced infancy

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-starting-to-realize-that-the-last-jedi-is-a-modern-blair-witch-project-paranormal-activity-situation.161058/

It's effectively a reverse cult classic.

 

TLJ has an audience score of A on CinemaScore

What is it with cinemascore suddenly being so important. Every shit gets As and Bs

[NekoFever]

Can anyone explain why Resetera is obsessed with TLJ? Do they actually like the movie or just defend it?

Plenty of people like it, but with a few of them it’s like Ghostbusters 2016, where they felt compelled to defend it against a (genuine) alt-right backlash and, now that the dust has settled and people can admit to not liking it without having their motives questioned, they’re struggling to come down off a war footing.

Basically, they’re the Japanese soldiers on Pacific islands who don’t know the war has ended.

[wsippel]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/

Cavill is/ was a very active Eve Online player, too. Rumor has it that he was in Confederation of Pizza back in the day. Similar to how Goonswarm was based on Something Awful and TEST was based on Reddit, Pizza was based on 4chan, and they were considered the most toxic edgelords in the game. Absolutely a bunch of people Era would love.

[Nintex]

Henry is no doubt a gamergater 

[who is ted danson?]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/


"not surprising that a millionaire likes to game on pc where you cant get in for under 3k

probably has someone hired full time to mess with game settings and drivers."


"lol he's an actor, he should stay within his domain"


"Wealthy individual prefers platform that gets exponentially better depending on how much money you throw at it, what a shocker."

"honestly don't care what that creep thinks. not surprised he's primarily a pc gamer given his MeToo remarks. Also, The Witcher 3 came out in 2015, it's time to move on"

"Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"

only a 2080ti can render cavill's jawline

[BisMarckie]

If you heard it from this clown "quantum tv" then just forget what you heard.

User Warned: Ableist language

Clown apparently  is an ableist slur

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-ot-revenge-of-a-sith-spoilers-now-open.158254/page-243#post-27670295

John Boyega opinion doesn’t count.

this is particularly good because some of the truly obnoxious TLJ cheerleaders on era use kelly tran as some kind of magic shield to deflect any accusations about how fucking toxic they are in any discussion.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

If you heard it from this clown "quantum tv" then just forget what you heard.

User Warned: Ableist language

Clown apparently  is an ableist slur

many of eras staff and prominent posters were born clowns, and have to live with being clowned by life on a daily basis

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

its a constant struggle to maintain your basic human dignity when you're constantly doing or saying dumb shit and people are laughing at you and its everyones fault but yours  :'(

[Nintex]

The best part is his disgusted face when he's asked about the consoles


Not to mention the Cavill thread is a perfect summary of all ResetEra.
Part swooning over Cavill as a sex object, part REEEEEING communists and/or console fanboys.
Even their hate for Elon Musk makes an appearance 

If I recall correctly the PC Master Race meme started with a Zero Punctuation review of The Witcher 2

[nudemacusers]

Lmao the way he says PC.

Non-pc gamers cucked into oblivion

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Does Mac gaming count as PC 

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What about iOS 

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[EchoRin]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/


"not surprising that a millionaire likes to game on pc where you cant get in for under 3k

probably has someone hired full time to mess with game settings and drivers."


"lol he's an actor, he should stay within his domain"


"Wealthy individual prefers platform that gets exponentially better depending on how much money you throw at it, what a shocker."

"honestly don't care what that creep thinks. not surprised he's primarily a pc gamer given his MeToo remarks. Also, The Witcher 3 came out in 2015, it's time to move on"

"Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"

This is amazing. Reads like all the miserable people in Yahoo comments, who no matter what the story, just want to be angry to feel better about themselves.

[Momo]

its a constant struggle to maintain your basic human dignity when you're constantly doing or saying dumb shit and people are laughing at you and its everyones fault but yours  :'(

[Jenkem]

RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT

[Nintex]

I watched the 182 minutes Ultimate Edition of Batman vs. Superman yesterday.

Zack da goat 

[Potato]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

Blame space, time to pick the biggest guy in the yard and start a fight. It's the only way to earn some respect.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Had trouble sleeping last night and spent a small portion trying to imagine the kind of person who watches ROS and thinks that is the kind of star wars they want more of. Baffling.

[Nintex]

*me having shower thoughts about why Attack of the Clones wasn't more about Count Dooku who has a more interesting backstory than most of the shit Disney wrote and was arguably the best performing actor of the prequel trilogy*

 

[VomKriege]

I watched the 182 minutes Ultimate Edition of Batman vs. Superman yesterday.

Zack da goat 

Reseal the Nintex cut !

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-disney-cuts-star-wars-same-sex-kiss-in-singapore.161076/

[PogiJones]

Exactly 100% of Transhuman posts start with "I mean," and he is exactly 100% a dickface for it.

You're mean.

 :'(

 

[Straight Edge]

Imma tell my kids this was Bea Arthur.

[nachobro]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

it's kind of remarkable considering how many bad posters have been here

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-disney-cuts-star-wars-same-sex-kiss-in-singapore.161076/

This is basically what happens to every movie in China, no? I'm not sure what the surprise is.

kirblar of all people ok with china censorship

[PogiJones]

The Bore's brash humor got me into trouble with someone in my guild in a game. She worded something funny, which I twisted into her saying she had an incestuous relationship with her son, and kept harping on that joke for a while. Turns out that she had been a victim of a weird incest-lite cheating situation, and she got hurt by my jokes.

Thanks a lot, Bire. 

For all I know, Transhuman might really have a dick on his face and I just hurt him reminding him of it.

[headwalk]

blame space misses when his glib out there one liners made him feel special and not like the entire rest of the internet.

[nachobro]

For all I know, Transhuman might really have a dick on his face and I just hurt him reminding him of it.

no just in his mouth

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-disney-cuts-star-wars-same-sex-kiss-in-singapore.161076/

Shouldn't this be as much of a deal as when Blizzard fucked up?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Pretty great how many people in that DiSneY ArEN't YoUr ALLy IdIOts thread are namechecking the RLM review and saying how good it is


Cheebo right now
 

[nudemacusers]

Wow it’s almost like they correctly identified corporate presence in, and “support” of, marginalized groups for what it really was. 

RLM is of course the same evil entity that praised Annihilation for proper female representation in film, those monsters!

[Nintex]

Blame Space trying his shtick on the bire

[porkbun]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-disney-cuts-star-wars-same-sex-kiss-in-singapore.161076/

This is basically what happens to every movie in China, no? I'm not sure what the surprise is.

kirblar of all people ok with china censorship



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Also is he saying that Singapore is part of China?

 

[pgtl_10]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-review-thread-the-sheev-saga-comes-to-a-close-no-spoilers-rottenwatch-58-8-away-from-order-66-see-staff-post.160025/page-127#post-27621580

Repost from the OT thread to at least bring a little bit of positivity to world. Lord knows I am prone to fall into overt negativity lately.

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Saw the movie this morning.

As far as analyzing a film within the backdrop of all others films created since the invention of the motion picture, all the critiques are correct. The plot, full of holes. The pacing, incredibly too schizophrenic. Carrie Fisher, much too forced. The fan-service, in your face.

But for someone who has grown up with Star Wars since the beginning, this is not just "a film". For someone who has consumed virtually every piece of EU material since Splinter in the Mind's Eye, this is not just "a film". For someone whose very way of life -- the hobbies they chose, their approach to popular media, the lens through which they view the world, their notion of good versus evil -- has been influenced by Star Wars to a greater degree than any other artistic creation, this is not just "a film".

The Rise of Skywalker is an incredibly flawed movie, perhaps even objectively mediocre, but having waited 40 wonderful years for the story to end, I find myself asking for nothing more at its conclusion. I have an indelible smile on my face. I am a Star Wars fanboy now and for ever more. I am content.

Thank you Mr. Lucas.

Imagine having Star Wars as a guide to good and evil.

[tiesto]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/


"not surprising that a millionaire likes to game on pc where you cant get in for under 3k

probably has someone hired full time to mess with game settings and drivers."


"lol he's an actor, he should stay within his domain"


"Wealthy individual prefers platform that gets exponentially better depending on how much money you throw at it, what a shocker."

"honestly don't care what that creep thinks. not surprised he's primarily a pc gamer given his MeToo remarks. Also, The Witcher 3 came out in 2015, it's time to move on"

"Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"

He's a British guy in his mid 30s, I wouldn't be surprised if he grew up on the Zed(sic)X Spectrum, Amiga, and other gaming-focused PC platforms that were so popular in the UK back in the day.

[nachobro]

[pgtl_10]

Looking back, I wasted good years in the stupid console/PC wars. Resetera makes me laugh.

[nachobro]

wii60 the god, trolling ps3 fans was glorious

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nintendo #1 for life

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[Nintex]

From the desperate days of the GameCube trenches to the Wii and Xbox 360 victory marches.
It was so easy to bait PlayStation fans into bans 

Good times, good times.

[headwalk]

the neogaf platform piss war taught me the most valuable lesson for arguing about anything pointless on the internet, you win by being the one who enjoys it.

[skullstorm]

If you heard it from this clown "quantum tv" then just forget what you heard.

User Warned: Ableist language

Clown apparently  is an ableist slur

Now now, don't get excited. It was edited and originally read:

If you heard it from this distinguished mentally-challenged clown "quantum tv" then just forget what you heard.

They could have given him a ban for kinkshaming though, clown sex is a perfectly valid fetish!

[Nintex]

Backseat clowning 

[pizzashit]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/shots-fired-in-downtown-la-developing.161143/

breh 

[Leadbelly]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-review-thread-the-sheev-saga-comes-to-a-close-no-spoilers-rottenwatch-58-8-away-from-order-66-see-staff-post.160025/page-127#post-27621580

Repost from the OT thread to at least bring a little bit of positivity to world. Lord knows I am prone to fall into overt negativity lately.

-------------

Saw the movie this morning.

As far as analyzing a film within the backdrop of all others films created since the invention of the motion picture, all the critiques are correct. The plot, full of holes. The pacing, incredibly too schizophrenic. Carrie Fisher, much too forced. The fan-service, in your face.

But for someone who has grown up with Star Wars since the beginning, this is not just "a film". For someone who has consumed virtually every piece of EU material since Splinter in the Mind's Eye, this is not just "a film". For someone whose very way of life -- the hobbies they chose, their approach to popular media, the lens through which they view the world, their notion of good versus evil -- has been influenced by Star Wars to a greater degree than any other artistic creation, this is not just "a film".

The Rise of Skywalker is an incredibly flawed movie, perhaps even objectively mediocre, but having waited 40 wonderful years for the story to end, I find myself asking for nothing more at its conclusion. I have an indelible smile on my face. I am a Star Wars fanboy now and for ever more. I am content.

Thank you Mr. Lucas.

Imagine having Star Wars as a guide to good and evil.

And believing that in reality the boundary between good and evil is that straightforward.

For some reason I am wondering why he was waiting for the saga to end for 40 years. Return of the Jedi doesn't end with a cliffhanger. What the hell did he think needed tying up?

[Momo]

can we seriously make this an emote minus the pc hair for longevity?
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[Momo]

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can we seriously make this an emote? Minus pc hair for longevity

[Momo]

On my cellphone, fuck off hecklers

[OnlyRegret]

On my cellphone, fuck off hecklers

no

[Snoopycat_]

More Christmas cheer from the happy people on Resetera

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-almost-never-attend-family-gatherings.161121/

"Hate taking to most of my family."

"I tolerate my family at the very least"

" I get nothing out of them."

[ShutUp]

And their families are glad they don’t attend the gatherings. Nobody wants to be around these miserable people, especially during the holidays.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-produced-an-unprecedented-80-percent-of-the-top-box-office-hits-this-year.161139/

Don't-call-it-a-monopoly. 

[pizzashit]

http://www.nightsintodreams.com/forum/topic/4605-is-nights-into-dreams-based-off-the-reagan-era-cold-war/

its not senior forums but it does bring up some good points