[Crossing Eden shenanigans]
God, this guy was such a fucking tool on GAF, and worst of all, he could lock you into a discussion for 40 pages, with massive posts of gifs, image diagrams, and general verbal diarrhea.
He was easy to troll/rile up though, so as long as you didn't engage into a real argument with him, it was all good.
In real life, he must be one of those guys that keep you on the phone for an hour, when you call them to ask a simple thing, so your only option is to just pretend you're entering a tunnel.