The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[Madrun Badrun]

Pretend she is a certain video rental store DM and squeeze.  Stop when her eyes bulge.   

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[demi]

Willco just have her drop some hot wax on you. Sssss.

[Raban]

Pretend she is a certain video rental store DM and squeeze.  Stop when her eyes bulge.   

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lmao

[brawndolicious]

First thing that came to mind is how good it is that she's asking for something pretty kinky way before you're having sex.  You should have tried to get her to say whether it was the tasteful scarf around the neck foreplaying choking she wanted or outright sociopath-fucking tho.  If it's the former, then that's not that big of a deal and you also get to ask for your own little favors.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm aroused. 

[Robo]

Both are dudes.

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Still would.

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[Madrun Badrun]

They have boobies though, and they aren't even Chinese farmers.

[brob]

Oh dear lord that's saucy.

[The Fake Shemp]

So after choking and sodomizing a bar skank used only for her body, your only regret is that you didn't do it again?

[tehjaybo]

So after choking and sodomizing a bar skank used only for her body, your only regret is that you didn't do it again?

That would be my regret too.  Can't pass up that kind of fun when you're as lowly as us.  I'm sure that you Hollywood types have punani rolling off of your Rolls Royce, but us normal folk have to take what we can get.

[Van Cruncheon]

why the fuck would someone want to be choked, is there some sort of asphyxiation or oxygen dep high thing, or is it another fucked up domination/submission thing that apparently half of you cretins require

[Madrun Badrun]

why the fuck would someone want to be choked, is there some sort of asphyxiation or oxygen dep high thing, or is it another fucked up domination/submission thing that apparently half of you cretins require

I hear it gives better orgasms. 

Someone go jerk off and hold your breath when you come and then report back to us whether it was better or not. 

[Fresh Prince]

Prole is going to go Tiger Woods one day....

[BlueTsunami]

why the fuck would someone want to be choked, is there some sort of asphyxiation or oxygen dep high thing, or is it another fucked up domination/submission thing that apparently half of you cretins require

Definitely domination/submission and yeah I only think its weird if the only way a dude/chick can get off is by playing out the ol' rape fantasy. So if it isn't a requirement, it does feel fantastic to unleash some dark fantasy on someone sometimes (as long as they're in on it, of course  )

why the fuck would someone want to be choked, is there some sort of asphyxiation or oxygen dep high thing, or is it another fucked up domination/submission thing that apparently half of you cretins require

I hear it gives better orgasms. 

Someone go jerk off and hold your breath when you come and then report back to us whether it was better or not. 

To round out the experience, sit on your hand for ten minutes and give yourself the stranger

[demi]

Stranger doesnt work











Tried it plenty of times

[BlueTsunami]

There goes my Saturday night  :'(

[Diunx]

I'm gonna try it anyway.

[brob]

David Carradine died for our fetishes.  :'(

[brawndolicious]

no no, you should have her sit on your hand and give you a handjob.  That's called a stranger danger.

[Van Cruncheon]

i have never once denied that i am sexually straitlaced

[Positive Touch]

jesus christ drinky do you even scratch your wife's back or bite her or pull her hair when you two are fucking?  i mean what the fuck DO you even do besides a quick ol' missionary hump to shoot one out?

[Van Cruncheon]

a gentleman never kisses and tells

that said, there's a world of difference between the occasional bite or scratch in the throes of passion and fuckin' CHOKING A PERSON

apologies for not being born with some unresolved psychosexual issues

[The Fake Shemp]

Man, am I glad that I don't feel like the only person who is anti-choking.

[Himu]

Believe me,  you're not.

[Positive Touch]

well guess what i'm doing next time i have a drunken hookup with one of you guys

[demi]

I'm going to make Willco choke me.


HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[Himu]

well guess what i'm doing next time i have a drunken hookup with one of you guys

Drunk sex is not appealing. 

[Positive Touch]

well guess what i'm doing next time i have a drunken hookup with one of you guys

Drunk sex is not appealing. 

drunk sex is awesome because you throw your inhibitions to the wind

MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DORKS

[Madrun Badrun]

*Wife pulls down pantaloons
*30 seconds pass
*wife pulls up pantaloons

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Prole: "Well I think I'll go and play some Mario Kart dear" 

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[Himu]

well guess what i'm doing next time i have a drunken hookup with one of you guys

Drunk sex is not appealing. 

drunk sex is awesome because you throw your inhibitions to the wind

MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DORKS

I dunno, the first time I stuck my pecker in a blowhole, I was drunk out of my fucking mind and it wasn't really pleasurable. How drunk we talking here?

[Van Cruncheon]

well guess what i'm doing next time i have a drunken hookup with one of you guys

Drunk sex is not appealing. 

drunk sex is awesome because you throw your inhibitions to the wind

MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DORKS

have you ever *had* REALLY drunk sex? good luck gettin' the ol' dickeroo to barf up the happy juice

now, buzzed sex, mmmm. that said, there's still relaxing inhibitions, and then there's choking a bitch

if your inhibitions are all that's keeping you from acting out your misogynistic fantasies involving specific injury, violence, and humiliation towards your sex partner, maybe you should stay inhibited is all i'm sayin'

[Fresh Prince]

Yes just because you hold a woman around the throat with her permission you are misogynistic 
Do you regard hair pulling the same too?

Though I agree about the drunk sex bit. Ugh.

[OptimoPeach]

I guess that makes Mupepe a misandrist

[Fresh Prince]

Maybe mupepe should let ichi choke him while having sex

[brawndolicious]

this is sort of why I said you should ask her if she's into a small amount asphyxiation thing or if she enjoys feeling like she's dieing.  of course, this would have required some split-second thinking and asking what side of the neck she likes to be choked (artery/vein) and how she does it (bare hands/with a scarf).  And on top of that you have to be open about being nervous about choking because you've never even tried anything like that.

But the payoff is that she would probably agree to choke your wiener with her boobies.

food for thought.

[Fresh Prince]

Just a mention of a scarf and I think of brandnew

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It seems Prole discards everything that he doesnt do as mysogonistic and prescribes it too some male complex of needing to dominate or some female weakness of the need to be dominated.

Ive never even done choking.

Who cares what one person on the internet thinks?

The only thing that truly matters is what you and the girl are fine with.  If she's fine with it and so are you, then that is fine.

[elektrikluv]

T Exp is right! As long as you know, like I do, that anal sex isn't some manifestation of subordination or dirty taboo, then who cares, enjoy your ass fucking

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't care about THAT, its the choking bit that bothers me.

[Ichirou]

Maybe mupepe should let ichi choke him while having sex

If I started choking that thieving asshole, you'd have to pull me off him before I stopped.  

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[Positive Touch]

It seems Prole discards everything that he doesnt do as mysogonistic and prescribes it too some male complex of needing to dominate or some female weakness of the need to be dominated.

Ive never even done choking.

Who cares what one person on the internet thinks?

The only thing that truly matters is what you and the girl are fine with.  If she's fine with it and so are you, then that is fine.

amen! anythining's cool as long as it's consensual

[Van Cruncheon]

Prole's marriage won't last. 

goin' on 13 years, baby!

[Van Cruncheon]

It seems Prole discards everything that he doesnt do as mysogonistic and prescribes it too some male complex of needing to dominate or some female weakness of the need to be dominated.

Ive never even done choking.

Who cares what one person on the internet thinks?

The only thing that truly matters is what you and the girl are fine with.  If she's fine with it and so are you, then that is fine.

this is the correct answer!

[BlueTsunami]

This is my Anal Sex Music



 

Hittin' that booty is a sacred rite of passage

*Unless its a Puerto Rican chick, then its just a Friday night

[Joe Molotov]

It seems Prole discards everything that he doesnt do as mysogonistic and prescribes it too some male complex of needing to dominate or some female weakness of the need to be dominated.

Ive never even done choking.

Who cares what one person on the internet thinks?

The only thing that truly matters is what you and the girl are fine with.  If she's fine with it and so are you, then that is fine.

this is the correct answer!

What if you and your girl are fine with furryism?

[Phoenix Dark]

Sonic roleplay is about as kinky as Prole gets, nothing wrong with that.

[Van Cruncheon]

It seems Prole discards everything that he doesnt do as mysogonistic and prescribes it too some male complex of needing to dominate or some female weakness of the need to be dominated.

Ive never even done choking.

Who cares what one person on the internet thinks?

The only thing that truly matters is what you and the girl are fine with.  If she's fine with it and so are you, then that is fine.

this is the correct answer!

What if you and your girl are fine with furryism?

then do it to your hearts content! i still think it's fucked up, but thinking something is fucked up does not equate to me wanting to prevent you from doing it, especially if both parties are consenting.

[The Fake Shemp]

Is there anything you WOULD try to prevent someone from doing, Prole?

[Joe Molotov]

It seems Prole discards everything that he doesnt do as mysogonistic and prescribes it too some male complex of needing to dominate or some female weakness of the need to be dominated.

Ive never even done choking.

Who cares what one person on the internet thinks?

The only thing that truly matters is what you and the girl are fine with.  If she's fine with it and so are you, then that is fine.

this is the correct answer!

What if you and your girl are fine with furryism?

then do it to your hearts content! i still think it's fucked up, but thinking something is fucked up does not equate to me wanting to prevent you from doing it, especially if both parties are consenting.

itt Prole encouraging furries to mate

[Van Cruncheon]

Is there anything you WOULD try to prevent someone from doing, Prole?

no, especially if the results on the internet are funny enough

[Van Cruncheon]

13 years of boring Puritan sex.  Poor Mrs. Prole.  

who said it was puritan! there's a lot of options between missionary and CHOKING/ANAL PENETRATION, comrade

[Powerslave]

*Wife pulls down pantaloons
*30 seconds pass
*wife pulls up pantaloons

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Prole: "Well I think I'll go and play some Mario Kart dear" 

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[Positive Touch]

do you guys ever just sit and think about what percentage of the world's population you can find naked on the internet?  i mean seriously it my god how many different naked people have i seen in my life?  hundreds of thousands? i don't know!

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya but the important number is how many you have touched, not seen on a screen. 

[brawndolicious]

I often wonder how much porn is politically correct.

[Phoenix Dark]

I often wonder how much porn is politically correct.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1881514549

[brob]

urk, national geographic has turned to such shit  :'( I'd prefer some old geezers with a sepia backdrop just talking about the origin of aids instead of some stilted re-enactment.

[etiolate]

http://www.kindgirls.com

save this thread

http://www.kindgirls.com/gallery/femjoy/angelina_00997/angelina-aka-indiana/16/02-2010

[brob]

What a bunch of classy ladies.