In 1996, 30 long years after their last (and only) international tournament win, England hosts the Euro, and lads are getting hyped by one shit-ass song "it's curming hoam", written for the occasion.
Sadly, England gets BTFO because one man, Gareth Southgate, screwed up his penalty against Germany.
25 years later, England is sort of hosting the Euro, and once again trips on their owns shoelaces because one man, Gareth Southgate, decides that 2 out of the 5 first penalty takers should be two kids subbed in at the 119th minute.
lolol get fucked Ingurland.