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Title: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: MiG on August 01, 2006, 01:42:31 AM
Since baseball season is officially over, and Football is right around the corner, you guys need somewhere to splooge about your teams new additions, and attempt to create new words for Mel Kiper to use next NFL Draft (Texans won this year, "signability" for the win).

Predictions not need apply, as that will be posted and saved in a pre-Week 1 thread in which I will have everyone make their predictions on the season. Closest to the correct predictions at the end of the year may get a Texans plush football. (assuming they pay for shipping and handling!)

Happy footballing. The Sports Whores welcome you.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2006, 01:50:16 AM
SO....know anyone who likes sports?
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: MiG on August 01, 2006, 02:19:27 AM
Are we open yet?
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: etiolate on August 01, 2006, 04:24:08 AM
As a niner fan, I'm looking forward to next off-season!
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: AZ Greg on August 01, 2006, 04:29:32 AM
The two best QBs in the NFL preparing for a championship run!

(http://images.packers.com/pg/2006-07-28c/photo31.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: DarienA on August 01, 2006, 08:25:12 AM
I am cautiously hopeful for the Ravens this year. McNair is the best QB they've had since their creation IMO, though of course his durability is a question. J. Lewis has only done a light workout so far, but apparently he looks much better than he did last year. Yeah prison might have something to do with that. Mike Anderson as a backup for J. Lewis or even a starter if Lewis goes out isn't a bad deal... we already had a good set of WR's now we have a QB that can get the ball to them. Special Teams and the D seem to have been upgraded nicely... the only big question so far... is the O line.... one rookie signing, a good one, but one who has questionable effort(they say he use to take downs off). This would be the wrong team for him to do that on, his teammates would pull him up in a heart beat.

So yeah.. cautiously optimistic..
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Christopher on August 01, 2006, 10:44:05 AM
I'll see you all when the Giants win the SuperBowl this season...
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 01, 2006, 12:42:33 PM
(http://www.kfdm.com/pictures/1150135006-Ben%20Rothlisberger.jpg)

"Nothing can stop me.  Not even a deadly accident!"
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: ColdBlooded33 on August 01, 2006, 02:23:04 PM
This Thread Needs Some Reggie Brown to Jump Start It

(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/PPJDJOLFIDGI/rbrown2_060101.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 01, 2006, 02:32:55 PM
Reggie Brown only scores TDs against Redskins' depleted secondary.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: ColdBlooded33 on August 01, 2006, 02:43:13 PM
And The Giants!
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Eminem on August 01, 2006, 03:55:24 PM
Is Grossman hurt yet?
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 01, 2006, 04:05:59 PM
Goddamn it, the Jets are going to fucking suck this year.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on August 01, 2006, 06:34:53 PM
I have high hopes for the Packers this year.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Eminem on August 01, 2006, 06:37:43 PM
I have high hopes for the Packers this year.

If I were you I'd lower your expectations as to not be disappointed.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: DMczaf on August 01, 2006, 09:45:29 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2006, 09:50:42 PM
The two best QBs in the NFL preparing for a championship run!

(http://images.packers.com/pg/2006-07-28c/photo31.jpg)

 ;D

"Handjob?"
"Only on monday nights"
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Eminem on August 01, 2006, 11:06:13 PM
The two best QBs in the NFL preparing for a championship run!

(http://images.packers.com/pg/2006-07-28c/photo31.jpg)

 ;D

"Handjob?"
"Only on monday nights"

Maybe that's what Favre meant when he said that this years team is the most "talented" he's been around.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Rorschach on August 02, 2006, 03:56:22 AM
The Raiders have hope in that Aaron Brooks might be replaced mid-season.  There have been lots of shakeups in the starting lineup (especially on the defensive side) and they seem to make sense..'cept Walker at DE. :o  Art Shell rules!  I think he'll make the line work this year, but hopefully Brooks can turn into a thinking man's pocket QB...or is replaced by Walter (the latter being the more probable one ;b).
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on August 02, 2006, 01:47:20 PM
The two best QBs in the NFL preparing for a championship run!

(http://images.packers.com/pg/2006-07-28c/photo31.jpg)

You must be one of those taco Bears fans!

Don't you know your team? You have one winning season, then you have 5 losing.

Have fun finishing #2 in the division behind the Packers.
 ;D

"Handjob?"
"Only on monday nights"

Maybe that's what Favre meant when he said that this years team is the most "talented" he's been around.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: ColdBlooded33 on August 02, 2006, 02:44:55 PM
The Raiders have hope in that Aaron Brooks might be replaced mid-season.  There have been lots of shakeups in the starting lineup (especially on the defensive side) and they seem to make sense..'cept Walker at DE. :o  Art Shell rules!  I think he'll make the line work this year, but hopefully Brooks can turn into a thinking man's pocket QB...or is replaced by Walter (the latter being the more probable one ;b).

Eagles are gonna kick Aaron, and pretty boy Andrew Walters ass come this sunday
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Eminem on August 02, 2006, 03:35:16 PM
rocketman: You put your post inside the quotes somehow  ???

The Bears could suck again.  That is always a possibility.  But that doesn't change the face that the Packers will finish 8-8 at best.  I'm guessing 6-10.

And are we allowed to say taco here?
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: ColdBlooded33 on August 02, 2006, 05:49:32 PM
The Packers at best will be like 5-11. No way in Fuckthey are getting closer than that. I honestly think the 9ers will be better than the packers this year
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on August 02, 2006, 06:02:35 PM
The Packers at best will be like 5-11. No way in Fuckthey are getting closer than that. I honestly think the 9ers will be better than the packers this year

9-7 record at worst, and I'll put 50 bucks down on it.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Eminem on August 02, 2006, 06:59:43 PM
The Packers at best will be like 5-11. No way in Fuckthey are getting closer than that. I honestly think the 9ers will be better than the packers this year

9-7 record at worst, and I'll put 50 bucks down on it.


I don't know you well enough to trust you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you won't pull a Cubsfan.  I'll seriously take that bet.
If the Packers finish 9-7 or better, I will PayPal you $50.  8-8 or worse, you owe me. 

Got a deal?  Or were you just talking large  ;)
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 02, 2006, 07:21:28 PM
If you guys are serious, and someone welches, they're taking a vacation until next preseason!
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Eminem on August 02, 2006, 07:46:41 PM
I'm definitely serious.

Too bad you're not a mod at GAF.  All Cubsfan got for welching was a shitty custom title  ::)
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on August 02, 2006, 10:03:50 PM
I'm definitely serious.

Too bad you're not a mod at GAF.  All Cubsfan got for welching was a shitty custom title  ::)

I'm absolutely serious when I say they will finish 9-7 or better, and I will Paypal you 50 dollars if they do worse.

Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2006, 02:00:09 PM
Lions will be 8-8 this year. WOO BELIEVE
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: MiG on August 03, 2006, 09:50:28 PM
All bets (subject to evilbore admin approval) will be signed in blood...er...well, it will be final.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2006, 09:59:11 PM
Anyone who bets on the Greenbay Farves going 9-7 is crazy. Might as well ban you right now.

Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Christopher on August 04, 2006, 01:38:56 AM
Lions will be 8-8 this year. WOO BELIEVE

ahahahahah

....


ahahah!!!
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on August 04, 2006, 02:29:52 AM
Anyone who bets on the Greenbay Farves going 9-7 is crazy. Might as well ban you right now.



Keep faith in the Lions. loooooooool
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Eminem on August 04, 2006, 05:23:01 AM
I'm definitely serious.

Too bad you're not a mod at GAF.  All Cubsfan got for welching was a shitty custom title  ::)

I'm absolutely serious when I say they will finish 9-7 or better, and I will Paypal you 50 dollars if they do worse.



Mmmk, we're on  :)
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2006, 12:24:30 PM
So this is the only thread that's alive in the Sports Forum I see...

 :-\
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2006, 02:11:43 PM
Anyone who bets on the Greenbay Farves going 9-7 is crazy. Might as well ban you right now.



Keep faith in the Lions. loooooooool

IN MARTZ I TRUST
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Rorschach on August 07, 2006, 01:58:29 PM

Eagles are gonna kick Aaron, and pretty boy Andrew Walters ass come this sunday
How did that turn out?  ;)

Man, that Chang dude is horrible.  I know he's 4th string...and I know he's young, but damn...

Irons, Washington, and even Janikowski looked good.  Forcing 5 turnovers would be something to talk about if it wasn't against the depthless Eagles.  Brooks looked awful.  Walters looked subpar. Tuiasosopo looked...like Tuiasosopo...

Oh well, at least Janikowski might be getting back to form.

That game was almost as boring as the NO/NJ game last season.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Diablos on August 08, 2006, 03:48:08 PM
(http://i6.tinypic.com/242983b.jpg)

WOOOOOOO
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2006, 07:42:18 PM

Eagles are gonna kick Aaron, and pretty boy Andrew Walters ass come this sunday
How did that turn out?  ;)

Man, that Chang dude is horrible.  I know he's 4th string...and I know he's young, but damn...

Irons, Washington, and even Janikowski looked good.  Forcing 5 turnovers would be something to talk about if it wasn't against the depthless Eagles.  Brooks looked awful.  Walters looked subpar. Tuiasosopo looked...like Tuiasosopo...

Oh well, at least Janikowski might be getting back to form.

That game was almost as boring as the NO/NJ game last season.

Tommy Chang from Hawaii? The dude who threw for a billion yards in college? You don't say!
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: DarienA on August 11, 2006, 05:50:08 PM
WOOHOO!!! Preseason Ravens vs. Giants tonight... too bad I'll be a Morris Day & the Time concert.... <pats Tivo> good Tivo.... good Tivo...
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on August 13, 2006, 08:12:17 AM
(http://i6.tinypic.com/242983b.jpg)

WOOOOOOO

Steelers don't make it past the wild card in the playoffs. I guarantee it.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2006, 11:41:25 AM
(http://i6.tinypic.com/242983b.jpg)

WOOOOOOO

Steelers don't make it past the wild card in the playoffs. I guarantee it.
:lol
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Christopher on August 25, 2006, 09:31:12 PM
1/2 time the Jets Giants game is fucking awesome,...god damn though the flags going on are craaazy.  Good game thus far.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Christopher on August 26, 2006, 12:41:52 AM
Fuuuuuckkkkkkk yeah go Giants!!11
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on August 27, 2006, 01:09:37 AM
It's preseason, quiet down.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2006, 05:07:49 PM
Guys, how does it feel to have a good football team? :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Diablos on September 04, 2006, 08:37:12 PM
http://www.sltrib.com/sports/ci_4285060

ROFLsberger is missing the opener! SHIT!  :o
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on September 07, 2006, 07:55:47 PM
http://www.sltrib.com/sports/ci_4285060

ROFLsberger is missing the opener! SHIT!  :o

STEELERS, LOLZ
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: Diablos on September 07, 2006, 11:56:46 PM
YEAH WHAT ABOUT THEM, THEY JUST WON. LOLZ
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2006, 12:08:06 AM
I got bitched at for calling Miller the best TE in the league at GAF.  I was just caught up in the moment, but I am embarassed none the less.
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: rocketman on September 08, 2006, 01:28:04 PM
YEAH WHAT ABOUT THEM, THEY JUST WON. LOLZ

LOLZ, FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON. MEANS SHIT, LOLZ
Title: Re: NFL 2006 - Pre Season ("Your defense, is offensive")
Post by: brawndolicious on September 12, 2006, 02:46:11 AM
the raiders suck.