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Title: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: TVC15 on July 07, 2007, 02:37:08 AM
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Chabon-hf.homepage_featured.jpg)

I am somewhat taken aback.  I guess god had to grant him good looks in order to grant him some advantage in the professional world, what with his writing being all shitty and stuff.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 07, 2007, 03:21:38 AM
I bet you'd think he's the world's best writer if he had not be involved with Spider-Man 2.  I often wonder what his draft looked like, because word is that Sargent and Raimi's shooting script resembled close to nothing to his.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: TVC15 on July 07, 2007, 03:39:01 AM
I did not know he was involved with Spider-Man 2, honest.  If his other writing were up to snuff, I wouldn't even hold that against him. 

For example, I don't hold any of Stoppard's several awful transgressions (Shakespeare in Love, Revenge of the Sith) against him, and they are worse than SM2.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: Mandark on July 07, 2007, 04:07:28 AM
I did not know he was involved with Spider-Man 2, honest.  If his other writing were up to snuff, I wouldn't even hold that against him. 

For example, I don't hold any of Stoppard's several awful transgressions (Shakespeare in Love, Revenge of the Sith) against him, and they are worse than SM2.


What?  WHAT?

I'm going to google this, but since TVC's info is always on point, I'm going to wind up crying.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 07, 2007, 04:14:00 AM
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Chabon-hf.homepage_featured.jpg)

I am somewhat taken aback.  I guess god had to grant him good looks in order to grant him some advantage in the professional world, what with his writing being all shitty and stuff.
Hmmm.....He'd look good if he shaved and cut his hair short.  Just sayin'.  ::)
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: TVC15 on July 07, 2007, 04:16:05 AM
I did not know he was involved with Spider-Man 2, honest.  If his other writing were up to snuff, I wouldn't even hold that against him. 

For example, I don't hold any of Stoppard's several awful transgressions (Shakespeare in Love, Revenge of the Sith) against him, and they are worse than SM2.


What?  WHAT?

I'm going to google this, but since TVC's info is always on point, I'm going to wind up crying.

My condolences, Mandark, but Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are indeed dead.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 07, 2007, 09:18:35 AM
I did not know he was involved with Spider-Man 2, honest.  If his other writing were up to snuff, I wouldn't even hold that against him. 

For example, I don't hold any of Stoppard's several awful transgressions (Shakespeare in Love, Revenge of the Sith) against him, and they are worse than SM2.


What?  WHAT?

I'm going to google this, but since TVC's info is always on point, I'm going to wind up crying.

My condolences, Mandark, but Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are indeed dead.
:rofl
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: Cyanista on July 07, 2007, 01:21:16 PM
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Chabon-hf.homepage_featured.jpg)

I am somewhat taken aback.  I guess god had to grant him good looks in order to grant him some advantage in the professional world, what with his writing being all shitty and stuff.

He looks like a pussy.  They are never hot.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: TVC15 on July 07, 2007, 02:48:40 PM
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Chabon-hf.homepage_featured.jpg)

I am somewhat taken aback.  I guess god had to grant him good looks in order to grant him some advantage in the professional world, what with his writing being all shitty and stuff.

He looks like a pussy.  They are never hot.

I see you have the self-hating thing going on, but you are missing the all-important hot jew component, Cyanista.

Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: Cyanista on July 07, 2007, 03:04:45 PM
No, no - I hate everyone else. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
AND the fact that I'm not a hot jew.
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Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: etiolate on July 07, 2007, 04:36:29 PM
I rather like Chabon.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 07, 2007, 04:38:35 PM
No, no - I hate everyone else. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
AND the fact that I'm not a hot jew.
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Being a hot Jew is overrated.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 07, 2007, 07:09:42 PM
Quote from: Wikipedia
It is rumoured that Stoppard assisted George Lucas in polishing up some of the dialogue for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, though Stoppard received no official or formal credit in this role. He worked in a similar capacity with Tim Burton on his film Sleepy Hollow. He is also rumoured to be writing the script for the 22nd James Bond film, currently under the title of Bond 22.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: TVC15 on July 07, 2007, 07:16:33 PM
Quote from: Wikipedia
It is rumoured that Stoppard assisted George Lucas in polishing up some of the dialogue for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, though Stoppard received no official or formal credit in this role. He worked in a similar capacity with Tim Burton on his film Sleepy Hollow. He is also rumoured to be writing the script for the 22nd James Bond film, currently under the title of Bond 22.

And Hayden confirmed it:

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Christensen also confirmed recently that Lucas got a helping hand with the script for Revenge of the Sith. In an interview with Playboy, he said the rumours about playwright Tom Stoppard working on the dialogue for the film are true.

Stoppard, known for stage works like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, gave the Lucas-penned screenplay a more "human" dimension, Christensen said.

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/story/2005/04/13/hayden050413.html
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: bud on July 07, 2007, 07:18:57 PM
whiteman, how would you rate picard on a 1-10 scale

(http://imageshock.eu/img/picardhawtls6.jpg)
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: TVC15 on July 07, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
whiteman, how would you rate picard on a 1-10 scale

(http://imageshock.eu/img/picardhawtls6.jpg)

Patrick Stewart is awesome, but I am not fond of Picard, or most of TNG.
Title: Re: Michael Chabon: One hot jew
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 08, 2007, 08:16:14 PM
TNG kicks ass.