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Title: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 05:26:35 PM
If I had to take a guess, it would be because Jesus cursed them with an extra hole, and it is their ultimate subconscious desire to have it filled so they can finally be fully human.  The problem is, of course, that this whole can only be filled for a temporary period of time, physically, so the problem is keeping it satiated while there is nothing to plug it with.  So women have to create something to metaphorically fill their hole, and since women have never been good at creating art or at the sciences, they turn to that which is easy to create:  lies, deceit, and dishonesty.

I think my theory is pretty solid.  Indirectly, lies come from imperfection, and all deceit and dishonesty flows from the gory hole between womens' legs.  Am I missing anything?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 05:27:16 PM
Why do gays hate women? 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 09, 2007, 05:30:13 PM
Why do gays hate women? 

Because they don't have vaginas.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 05:33:49 PM
Why do gays hate women? 

I don't think we should hate women because of their curse.  Blame god.  I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: tiesto on July 09, 2007, 05:35:11 PM
I thought all gays had at least one fat woman friend that has a big time crush on them.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 09, 2007, 05:39:31 PM
Why do gays hate women? 

I don't think we should hate women because of their curse.  Blame god.  I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.

Why must you lie? You're just jealous you don't have a vagina.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 05:40:50 PM
Why do gays hate women? 

I don't think we should hate women because of their curse.  Blame god.  I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.

Why must you lie? You're just jealous you don't have a vagina.

If I really wanted one, I could afford to have one installed.  But why would I want to be a proprietor of mistruths?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:41:10 PM
I've wondered this for a while now.  I think it's just 99% of the women from age 16-24 are liars.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 05:41:27 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl 

goddamn it I love whiteman. 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:44:47 PM
I think it's more of an issue of women being in denial.

Society and Hollywood tell them they should be pristine, romantic angels. 

Nature and hormones tell them to fuck as much as possible.

So they put on a facade.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Candyflip on July 09, 2007, 05:47:29 PM
I'm more annoyed by the ridiculous need for attention, and all the bullshit that comes of it. Pathetic.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:49:22 PM
Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:51:48 PM
Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?
want me to come over and show you?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Cheebs on July 09, 2007, 05:52:05 PM
Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?
There is this thing called a sex change. You can have a surgery and viola!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:52:47 PM
It doesn't ever feel like the real thing, though, right?  I mean - it can't be that easy or else everyone would have them!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:52:54 PM
funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 05:53:13 PM
Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginoplasty

Or you can do it the quick way with a Rambo knife, a Fleshlight, and some Krazy Glue.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2007, 05:53:16 PM
tvc really doesn't like women. he's such a sweet heart.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 05:53:53 PM
funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...

no it's the source of awesome. even dykes like dick.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 05:54:41 PM
funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...

It was nice of this little girl to come in and give us a sampling of these feminine lies.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:55:13 PM
I never understood how women are lesbian when all they try and do is replicate intercourse with a male sex organ.  Why not just sleep with guys?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:55:22 PM
hey... my little black heart doesn't lie! 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2007, 05:55:46 PM
I never understood how women are lesbian when all they try and do is replicate intercourse with a male sex organ.  Why not just sleep with guys?

I don't get that either.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:56:13 PM
All women lie.  You're subconsciously programmed at birth to lie.  You lie and you don't know it, which is why you show no remorse.  You're like machines.  That bleed every month.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:56:54 PM
hey... my little black heart doesn't lie! 

I wonder the same thing about why bulldykes exist.  Like... I can totally see wanting a hot woman, but why do I want an ugly woman who looks like a man?  wtf..
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:58:23 PM
You quoted yourself.  God, you're so conceited.  Just like a woman!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:02:25 PM
Bitch should be knocking out babies barefoot instead of fucking with the innertubes! Am I rite fellas?

Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:03:54 PM
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real.  4'realreal.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:04:37 PM
 :rofl @ this thread
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mandark on July 09, 2007, 06:04:58 PM
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

To be fair, some women ARE Jews.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 06:05:03 PM
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real.  4'realreal.
OH YOU'RE A FUCKING THIEF TOO!

WHAT THE FUCK!
I'VE BEEN SAYING FO' REAL REAL ON THIS FORUM FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW!  YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND DO THAT!  IT IS MINE!  MINE!

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wanna bang? :hump
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Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:05:15 PM
man I am making an ass out of myself today...  ;)
being ditzy doesn't make me a liar!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:05:20 PM
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.


I don't think anyone accused women of being Jewish, I mean that's just uncalled for

fucking Mandark! :wag
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:06:03 PM
being ditzy doesn't make me a liar!


no, being female does. pay attention!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mandark on July 09, 2007, 06:06:35 PM
By a whole 22 seconds, Corney!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:06:41 PM
trreacherous daughters of eve and painted jezebels, every last of 'em!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:07:48 PM
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real.  4'realreal.

Both men and women have the ability to lie due to their assholes.  Women just have it worse because of the extra gap, and the fact that they are unable to create anything good or worthwhile to fill their physical and human incompleteness.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:08:59 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:09:07 PM
i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD

Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:10:02 PM
men are stupid just as women are liars. this is how fucking happens.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:10:37 PM
i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD



I think that word may have popped up a few times during the 4th of July celebration.  Actually, it's one of the tamer things from that day that she could be repeating.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 06:10:48 PM
i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD


i should probably quit teaching her racist phrases
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:11:05 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....


You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 06:11:41 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....


You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?
it technically could be if she was pregnant
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:12:25 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....


You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?

She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:12:54 PM
She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!


Goddamn it people, stop fucking up my punchlines :wag :wag :wag
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:13:18 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....


You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?

She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:14:38 PM
Yes.  Yes I did.  Good things can happen there... but if the glory hole were to be all clogged up with a baby... I don't know if it would be glorious anymore... ew.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:14:43 PM
I imagine that Corny is behind every wall when I am there.  Unless the person on the other side is clearly obese.  Then I pretend it is Wobe.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:15:30 PM
I imagine that Corny is behind every wall when I am there.  Unless the person on the other side is clearly obese.  Then I pretend it is Wobe.
No need to pretend.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:16:55 PM
could you imagine casually sauntering into your public restroom of choice, pulling out your rapidly engorging member, and approaching the hole in the stall wall -- when suddenly, you have second thoughts. concerned, you look into the hole, and on the other side is NOT a pair of eager messican maxillofacial features, but instead a woman's HAM AND CHEESE PITA, suppurating wetly!

:-X
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:18:18 PM
HAM AND CHEESE PITA

Omg :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:18:40 PM
Yes.  Yes I did.  Good things can happen there... but if the glory hole were to be all clogged up with a baby... I don't know if it would be glorious anymore... ew.


You need to hit up urbandictionary or something. I already feel horrible for corrupting your young mind with the definition of bukkake, you're on your own for this one.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:19:19 PM
HAM AND CHEESE PITA

Omg :hyper :hyper :hyper
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Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:19:54 PM
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real.  4'realreal.

Both men and women have the ability to lie due to their assholes.  Women just have it worse because of the extra gap, and the fact that they are unable to create anything good or worthwhile to fill their physical and human incompleteness.

I know.  We keep TRYING to create good things, but they keep growing up into you assholes.  Hurry that genetic countdown to extinction along please.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:20:31 PM
HAM AND CHEESE PITA

Omg :hyper :hyper :hyper
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(http://www.backstreet.net/images/pumpkin-puke.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:21:37 PM
TVC, did you ever uh, hit the female skins before you knew they weren't right for you? Serious question.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:23:17 PM
TVC, did you ever uh, hit the female skins before you knew they weren't right for you? Serious question.

Yes, although I think I knew/suspected/whatever I was gay beforehand.  Teenager in highschool thing, you know.  And also while wasted a few times afterwards.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:24:27 PM
Did you find it disgusting?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:25:39 PM
Did you find it disgusting?

Well, I made a related GAF post yesterday:

Quote
I hear that. I find the vagina totally repugnant. You could cut a slit in someone's lower gut, stick your hand directly into their viscera, and it would pretty much feel like a vagina. I don't like the idea of having sex with intestines, so I naturally tend to shy away from women. I also find an abnormal amount of them have obnoxious personalities, or to put it more nicely, albeit vague in a way I think most dudes can understand, I cannot make -Pimpwerx the taco with the philosophical (or psychological if you prefer to like the science words)differences that the female mind generally has in comparison to the male mind.

Also, the word filter that changes p.eace to -Pimpwerx is a taco is lame.  Remove that shit, Willco.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:26:46 PM
 :lol  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:27:43 PM
I'm not getting righteous! I'm genuinely curious.

Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:28:05 PM
:lol  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.

I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis.  There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:28:33 PM
I've never had sex with a woman that felt like thrusting into intestines.  What kind of women were you shagging, TVC?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:29:06 PM
:lol  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.

I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis.  There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.
Or, that most art has been created by humans with penises.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:29:35 PM
I've never had sex with a woman that felt like thrusting into intestines.  What kind of women were you shagging, TVC?

Hacked up women?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:30:22 PM
Man I can't even wrap my mind around what TVC is saying.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:30:43 PM
how many gaping bowel wounds have you shagged, federjew?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:30:44 PM
Hacked up women?

Okay, Buffalo Bill!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:31:08 PM
how many gaping bowel wounds have you shagged, federjew?

I don't even see how this question is even relevant!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:31:58 PM
:lol  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.

I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis.  There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.

I think it depends on the particular sex organs you're comparing, naturally.  I've seen/touched a few of both and  I think men and women both look pretty dang good naked, with notable exceptions.  Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:32:17 PM
you're suggesting that humping a vag is nothing like humping a warm, squishy bowel wound. how do you know it's NOT like that!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:32:46 PM
Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.


What about an axe wound?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 06:33:24 PM
:lol  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

I said this later in that same thread:

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I think perception is much more important than reality. I think "vagina," I think mass of slimy intestines, even though it is a reproductive organ; I think "ass," and, well, I think warm hole, even if it is closer to legitimate actual intestines.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:33:46 PM


I think it depends on the particular sex organs you're comparing, naturally.  I've seen/touched a few of both and  I think men and women both look pretty dang good naked, with notable exceptions.  Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.

 :hyper
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:33:51 PM
for the record, g's little red schtupper is the most disgusting genital example out there.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:34:20 PM
you're suggesting that humping a vag is nothing like humping a warm, squishy bowel wound. how do you know it's NOT like that!

I'm going to go with gut instinct - like saying that [enter beverage here] doesn't take like piss, despite never having gulped down my own or someone else's urine.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mandark on July 09, 2007, 06:35:26 PM
Wait wait wait...

Willco drinks pee?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:36:12 PM
false analogy. a vagina is warm, tight, wet, and sucking. so is well-hacked bowel wound. i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2007, 06:36:50 PM
i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD



:rofl

This thread
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:37:02 PM
Wait wait wait...

Willco drinks pee?
Well, looking at the Transformer's thread, I always knew Will had piss-taste.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mandark on July 09, 2007, 06:37:20 PM
i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.

Pshaw.

Like I'd fall for that again.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:37:36 PM
false analogy. a vagina is warm, tight, wet, and sucking. so is well-hacked bowel wound. i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.

I think we should set this up as a legitimate challenge, because you're out of your gourd, mister!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:38:40 PM
 :lol  You already banned Lonestar, though.  :-\
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:38:57 PM
this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 09, 2007, 06:40:13 PM
then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. :-\
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:40:19 PM
this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.
Yeah... the thread is making you have those feelings. Yeah...
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mandark on July 09, 2007, 06:40:51 PM
Drinky just said he could set up two glory holes for Willco to test, where one of them would be Lonestar's feeding hole, and Willco just took him up on the offer.

That is what happened, right?

Should CG be jealous?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:41:24 PM
Yeah... the thread is making you have those feelings. Yeah...

Everyone's a little bit gay, dude. Don't front. BESIDES IT WAS HOT WHEN CYANISTA SAID IT
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 06:41:32 PM
I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments.  Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes.   Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her?  that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete?  I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:42:01 PM
I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments.  Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes.   Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her?  that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete?  I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.

Yo you watched that too?
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:42:29 PM
then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. :-\

You've made me feel queasy two times in the last ten minutes.   :lol
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:42:34 PM
Drinky just said he could set up two glory holes for Willco to test, where one of them would be Lonestar's feeding hole, and Willco just took him up on the offer.

That is what happened, right?

Should CG be jealous?

Only if Willco prefers the feeding tube.


Everyone's a little bit gay, dude. Don't front. BESIDES IT WAS HOT WHEN CYANISTA SAID IT
Well, that's because she's a she.  :-\
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 06:45:36 PM
I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments.  Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes.   Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her?  that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete?  I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.

Yo you watched that too?

I did.  I also observed while watching Girls gone wild; girls who like girls, today, that not even god could have the ability to create something as beautiful as teen aged girl experimenting, and thus this must be the work of Satan.     
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:46:37 PM
I thought GGW was some soft core shit and then I saw one chick violate another with an Aquafina bottle! I was shocked.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:48:19 PM
Father Mike, we all know that you were actually watching an octopus use it's tentacles to rape a school girl in some random Hentai. 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:48:53 PM
You guys are all sexually frustrated!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:50:24 PM
Captain Obvious, holla!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 06:50:50 PM
I thought GGW was some soft core shit and then I saw one chick violate another with an Aquafina bottle! I was shocked.

man they never show all the good parts.  I know those chicks get crazier than that, because they always have like 10 second clips of some guy filming with this weird look on his face and saying "IS THAT A BUTT PLUG"  but they never show it on video. 

I think, if god god gives me strength, that I will boycott GGW videos until they released a super hardcore, super truthful line of videos. 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2007, 06:50:55 PM
This thread has made me question whether I'm gay or not.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:51:51 PM
You guys are all sexually frustrated!
I just ordered a feeding tube from canadianmedicalsupplies.com and I am making a ham and cheese pita sandwich. So, not for long.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 09, 2007, 06:52:13 PM
This thread has made me question whether I'm gay or not.
There's no question about it.  :-*
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 06:52:33 PM
i'm pretty sexually frustrated atm.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 06:52:41 PM
Father Mike, we all know that you were actually watching an octopus use it's tentacles to rape a school girl in some random Hentai. 

  Do you know how long it takes me to get off, after years of jacking it and being sexually frustrated!?  I watched the the GGW video then the Hentai!  with out skipping! 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 06:53:29 PM
i'm pretty sexually frustrated atm.

but you get chickies all the time!   ....:'( 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Candyflip on July 09, 2007, 07:11:56 PM
Oh, I forgot to ask. What's with the "-age" suffix? L2EVILBORE TVC
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: BobbyRobby on July 09, 2007, 07:20:37 PM
I seriously think that the reason women are more irrational on average is due to the fact that they are lied to and coddled throughout their lives.  Could also be the reason they lie a lot. 

Their actions, such as lying, do not usually have as serious consequences as men.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 07:25:58 PM
this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.

And all is going according to plan.  MWAHAHAHAHHAA!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 09, 2007, 07:30:00 PM
then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. :-\

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Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 07:58:47 PM
TVC, do you have any aversion to titty fucks?  You know that women, and not men, are made for men because they have so many more places where a penis can be pleasured. 
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 08:06:09 PM
Titties are fun, but I have never tittyfucked.  Titties are somewhat offputting because they remind me of cancer, and that bums me out.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 08:07:24 PM
I'm surprised you're able to fuck ANYTHING the way something always reminds you of something.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 08:08:05 PM
Titties are fun, but I have never tittyfucked.  Titties are somewhat offputting because they remind me of cancer, and that bums me out.

WTF?  Now I know why gays are gays.  Thanks for ruining tits for me forever.  
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 08:08:44 PM
I'm surprised you're able to fuck ANYTHING the way something always reminds you of something.

Titties remind me of tumorous masses.  Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them.  It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of.  You tittyfuckers are sickos.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 08:09:18 PM
WTF?  Now I know why gays are gays.  Thanks for ruining tits for me forever. 


Dude, if that can ruin a wonderful thing such as mammaries, then you weren't that committed in the first place.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 08:09:49 PM
Titties remind me of tumorous masses.  Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them.  It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of.  You tittyfuckers are sickos.


Just stop, TVC. Tittyfucking is AWESOME and none of your fagatronic shit is going to tell me otherwise.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 08:10:45 PM
Titties remind me of tumorous masses.  Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them.  It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of.  You tittyfuckers are sickos.


Just stop, TVC. Tittyfucking is AWESOME and none of your fagatronic shit is going to tell me otherwise.

I'm just saying, whenever you tittyfuck, you are basically fucking Jotaro and supporting the PS3 by proxy.  web proxy (since it's Jotaro and all).
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 08:13:48 PM
Yo I am NOT envisioning Jotaro the next time I spray some globes with my gobbledygook, no matter what you do.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 08:17:28 PM
Yo I am NOT envisioning Jotaro the next time I spray some globes with my gobbledygook, no matter what you do.

Well, there's also the other issue with breasts. . .

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Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 08:21:41 PM
Nope, won't work.

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Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 08:26:01 PM
That is totally a Leno chin on that broad.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 08:27:25 PM
TVC... if there was any doubt that you were on the fence, that comment kills it.

There's not a heterosexual man alive that would pass up Ms. Hayek. Ed Norton is a fucking moron.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: TVC15 on July 09, 2007, 08:29:02 PM
Her chin looks like a boot!
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 08:30:43 PM
Get the fuck outta here.
Title: Re: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 09, 2007, 08:33:14 PM
I hate women more and more every goddamn day.