Why do gays hate women?
Why do gays hate women?
Why do gays hate women?
I don't think we should hate women because of their curse. Blame god. I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.
Why do gays hate women?
I don't think we should hate women because of their curse. Blame god. I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.
Why must you lie? You're just jealous you don't have a vagina.
Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?want me to come over and show you?
Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?There is this thing called a sex change. You can have a surgery and viola!
Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?
funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...
funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...
I never understood how women are lesbian when all they try and do is replicate intercourse with a male sex organ. Why not just sleep with guys?
hey... my little black heart doesn't lie!
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.OH YOU'RE A FUCKING THIEF TOO!
This is common knowledge.
I, however, am realer than real. 4'realreal.
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.
being ditzy doesn't make me a liar!
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.
This is common knowledge.
I, however, am realer than real. 4'realreal.
i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD
i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORDi should probably quit teaching her racist phrases
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....
it technically could be if she was pregnantThe boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....
You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....
You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?
She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....
You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?
She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!
I imagine that Corny is behind every wall when I am there. Unless the person on the other side is clearly obese. Then I pretend it is Wobe.No need to pretend.
HAM AND CHEESE PITA
Yes. Yes I did. Good things can happen there... but if the glory hole were to be all clogged up with a baby... I don't know if it would be glorious anymore... ew.
HAM AND CHEESE PITA
Omg :hyper :hyper :hyper
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.
This is common knowledge.
I, however, am realer than real. 4'realreal.
Both men and women have the ability to lie due to their assholes. Women just have it worse because of the extra gap, and the fact that they are unable to create anything good or worthwhile to fill their physical and human incompleteness.
HAM AND CHEESE PITA
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TVC, did you ever uh, hit the female skins before you knew they weren't right for you? Serious question.
Did you find it disgusting?
I hear that. I find the vagina totally repugnant. You could cut a slit in someone's lower gut, stick your hand directly into their viscera, and it would pretty much feel like a vagina. I don't like the idea of having sex with intestines, so I naturally tend to shy away from women. I also find an abnormal amount of them have obnoxious personalities, or to put it more nicely, albeit vague in a way I think most dudes can understand, I cannot make -Pimpwerx the taco with the philosophical (or psychological if you prefer to like the science words)differences that the female mind generally has in comparison to the male mind.
:lol I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.
Bowels are fair play, though?
You like what you like. Let's not try and get all righteous about it.
Or, that most art has been created by humans with penises.:lol I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.
Bowels are fair play, though?
You like what you like. Let's not try and get all righteous about it.
I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis. There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.
I've never had sex with a woman that felt like thrusting into intestines. What kind of women were you shagging, TVC?
Hacked up women?
how many gaping bowel wounds have you shagged, federjew?
:lol I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.
Bowels are fair play, though?
You like what you like. Let's not try and get all righteous about it.
I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis. There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.
Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.
:lol I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.
Bowels are fair play, though?
I think perception is much more important than reality. I think "vagina," I think mass of slimy intestines, even though it is a reproductive organ; I think "ass," and, well, I think warm hole, even if it is closer to legitimate actual intestines.
I think it depends on the particular sex organs you're comparing, naturally. I've seen/touched a few of both and I think men and women both look pretty dang good naked, with notable exceptions. Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.
you're suggesting that humping a vag is nothing like humping a warm, squishy bowel wound. how do you know it's NOT like that!
i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD
Wait wait wait...Well, looking at the Transformer's thread, I always knew Will had piss-taste.
Willco drinks pee?
i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.
false analogy. a vagina is warm, tight, wet, and sucking. so is well-hacked bowel wound. i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.
this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.Yeah... the thread is making you have those feelings. Yeah...
Yeah... the thread is making you have those feelings. Yeah...
I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments. Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes. Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her? that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete? I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.
then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. :-\
Drinky just said he could set up two glory holes for Willco to test, where one of them would be Lonestar's feeding hole, and Willco just took him up on the offer.
That is what happened, right?
Should CG be jealous?
Well, that's because she's a she. :-\
Everyone's a little bit gay, dude. Don't front. BESIDES IT WAS HOT WHEN CYANISTA SAID IT
I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments. Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes. Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her? that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete? I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.
Yo you watched that too?
I thought GGW was some soft core shit and then I saw one chick violate another with an Aquafina bottle! I was shocked.
You guys are all sexually frustrated!I just ordered a feeding tube from canadianmedicalsupplies.com and I am making a ham and cheese pita sandwich. So, not for long.
This thread has made me question whether I'm gay or not.There's no question about it. :-*
Father Mike, we all know that you were actually watching an octopus use it's tentacles to rape a school girl in some random Hentai.
i'm pretty sexually frustrated atm.
this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.
then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. :-\
Titties are fun, but I have never tittyfucked. Titties are somewhat offputting because they remind me of cancer, and that bums me out.
I'm surprised you're able to fuck ANYTHING the way something always reminds you of something.
WTF? Now I know why gays are gays. Thanks for ruining tits for me forever.
Titties remind me of tumorous masses. Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them. It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of. You tittyfuckers are sickos.
Titties remind me of tumorous masses. Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them. It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of. You tittyfuckers are sickos.
Just stop, TVC. Tittyfucking is AWESOME and none of your fagatronic shit is going to tell me otherwise.
Yo I am NOT envisioning Jotaro the next time I spray some globes with my gobbledygook, no matter what you do.