Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars?

[Cyanista]

   I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm not getting righteous! I'm genuinely curious.

[TVC15]

  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.

I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis.  There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.

[The Fake Shemp]

I've never had sex with a woman that felt like thrusting into intestines.  What kind of women were you shagging, TVC?

[Flannel Boy]

  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.

I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis.  There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.

Or, that most art has been created by humans with penises.

[TVC15]

I've never had sex with a woman that felt like thrusting into intestines.  What kind of women were you shagging, TVC?

Hacked up women?

[Saint Cornelius]

Man I can't even wrap my mind around what TVC is saying.

[Van Cruncheon]

how many gaping bowel wounds have you shagged, federjew?

[The Fake Shemp]

Hacked up women?

Okay, Buffalo Bill!

[The Fake Shemp]

how many gaping bowel wounds have you shagged, federjew?

I don't even see how this question is even relevant!

[Cyanista]

  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

You like what you like.  Let's not try and get all righteous about it.

I say this later on in the thread, but I still think that objectively, the vagina is less pleasing to look at than the penis.  There are phallic symbols all over art for a reason, and that reason is that men are better than women.

I think it depends on the particular sex organs you're comparing, naturally.  I've seen/touched a few of both and  I think men and women both look pretty dang good naked, with notable exceptions.  Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.

[Van Cruncheon]

you're suggesting that humping a vag is nothing like humping a warm, squishy bowel wound. how do you know it's NOT like that!

[Saint Cornelius]

Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.

What about an axe wound?

[TVC15]

  I don't like the thought of having sex with someone's intestine.

Bowels are fair play, though? 

I said this later in that same thread:

I think perception is much more important than reality. I think "vagina," I think mass of slimy intestines, even though it is a reproductive organ; I think "ass," and, well, I think warm hole, even if it is closer to legitimate actual intestines.

[Flannel Boy]

I think it depends on the particular sex organs you're comparing, naturally.  I've seen/touched a few of both and  I think men and women both look pretty dang good naked, with notable exceptions.  Objectively a penis is more arousing for me, but I don't think it's fair to compare most vagina to a disembowelment.

 

[Van Cruncheon]

for the record, g's little red schtupper is the most disgusting genital example out there.

[The Fake Shemp]

you're suggesting that humping a vag is nothing like humping a warm, squishy bowel wound. how do you know it's NOT like that!

I'm going to go with gut instinct - like saying that [enter beverage here] doesn't take like piss, despite never having gulped down my own or someone else's urine.

[Mandark]

Wait wait wait...

Willco drinks pee?

[Van Cruncheon]

false analogy. a vagina is warm, tight, wet, and sucking. so is well-hacked bowel wound. i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.

[Himu]

i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD

This thread

[Flannel Boy]

Wait wait wait...

Willco drinks pee?

Well, looking at the Transformer's thread, I always knew Will had piss-taste.

[Mandark]

i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.

Pshaw.

Like I'd fall for that again.

[The Fake Shemp]

false analogy. a vagina is warm, tight, wet, and sucking. so is well-hacked bowel wound. i bet i could put lonestar's food tube slot behind a glory hole and an actual VAGINE, and you'd have a hard time telling which is more satisfying.

I think we should set this up as a legitimate challenge, because you're out of your gourd, mister!

[Cyanista]

   You already banned Lonestar, though. 

[Saint Cornelius]

this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.

[Van Cruncheon]

then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[Flannel Boy]

this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.

Yeah... the thread is making you have those feelings. Yeah...

[Mandark]

Drinky just said he could set up two glory holes for Willco to test, where one of them would be Lonestar's feeding hole, and Willco just took him up on the offer.

That is what happened, right?

Should CG be jealous?

[Saint Cornelius]

Yeah... the thread is making you have those feelings. Yeah...

Everyone's a little bit gay, dude. Don't front. BESIDES IT WAS HOT WHEN CYANISTA SAID IT

[Madrun Badrun]

I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments.  Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes.   Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her?  that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete?  I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.

[Saint Cornelius]

I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments.  Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes.   Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her?  that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete?  I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.

Yo you watched that too?

[Cyanista]

then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

You've made me feel queasy two times in the last ten minutes.   

[Flannel Boy]

Drinky just said he could set up two glory holes for Willco to test, where one of them would be Lonestar's feeding hole, and Willco just took him up on the offer.

That is what happened, right?

Should CG be jealous?

Only if Willco prefers the feeding tube.

Everyone's a little bit gay, dude. Don't front. BESIDES IT WAS HOT WHEN CYANISTA SAID IT

Well, that's because she's a she. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I think I have natural proof to back up whitemans arguments.  Have anyone noticed, while watching porn, the glimmer in a chicks eyes as shes getting stuffed in all holes.   Could that be the whole truth intoxicating her?  that her holes have been protected from having lies seep into her and she is now complete?  I have also observed that while she is experiencing the good of the whole truth, she is unable to speak; that can not be a coincidence.

Yo you watched that too?

I did.  I also observed while watching Girls gone wild; girls who like girls, today, that not even god could have the ability to create something as beautiful as teen aged girl experimenting, and thus this must be the work of Satan.     

[Saint Cornelius]

I thought GGW was some soft core shit and then I saw one chick violate another with an Aquafina bottle! I was shocked.

[Flannel Boy]

Father Mike, we all know that you were actually watching an octopus use it's tentacles to rape a school girl in some random Hentai. 

[The Fake Shemp]

You guys are all sexually frustrated!

[Saint Cornelius]

Captain Obvious, holla!

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought GGW was some soft core shit and then I saw one chick violate another with an Aquafina bottle! I was shocked.

man they never show all the good parts.  I know those chicks get crazier than that, because they always have like 10 second clips of some guy filming with this weird look on his face and saying "IS THAT A BUTT PLUG"  but they never show it on video. 

I think, if god god gives me strength, that I will boycott GGW videos until they released a super hardcore, super truthful line of videos. 

[Himu]

This thread has made me question whether I'm gay or not.

[Flannel Boy]

You guys are all sexually frustrated!

I just ordered a feeding tube from canadianmedicalsupplies.com and I am making a ham and cheese pita sandwich. So, not for long.

[Flannel Boy]

This thread has made me question whether I'm gay or not.

There's no question about it. 

[Mupepe]

i'm pretty sexually frustrated atm.

[Madrun Badrun]

Father Mike, we all know that you were actually watching an octopus use it's tentacles to rape a school girl in some random Hentai. 

  Do you know how long it takes me to get off, after years of jacking it and being sexually frustrated!?  I watched the the GGW video then the Hentai!  with out skipping! 

[Madrun Badrun]

i'm pretty sexually frustrated atm.

but you get chickies all the time!   ....:'( 

[Candyflip]

Oh, I forgot to ask. What's with the "-age" suffix? L2EVILBORE TVC

[BobbyRobby]

I seriously think that the reason women are more irrational on average is due to the fact that they are lied to and coddled throughout their lives.  Could also be the reason they lie a lot. 

Their actions, such as lying, do not usually have as serious consequences as men.

[TVC15]

this thread is totally making me want to fuck a dude in the ass.

And all is going according to plan.  MWAHAHAHAHHAA!

[BlueTsunami]

then again, you have a point: i could do a double blind test where we first let you watch michael bay's transformers and then have flameofcallandor snowball his gf's zit squeezings into your mouth, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[Smooth Groove]

TVC, do you have any aversion to titty fucks?  You know that women, and not men, are made for men because they have so many more places where a penis can be pleasured. 

[TVC15]

Titties are fun, but I have never tittyfucked.  Titties are somewhat offputting because they remind me of cancer, and that bums me out.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm surprised you're able to fuck ANYTHING the way something always reminds you of something.

[Smooth Groove]

Titties are fun, but I have never tittyfucked.  Titties are somewhat offputting because they remind me of cancer, and that bums me out.

WTF?  Now I know why gays are gays.  Thanks for ruining tits for me forever.  

[TVC15]

I'm surprised you're able to fuck ANYTHING the way something always reminds you of something.

Titties remind me of tumorous masses.  Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them.  It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of.  You tittyfuckers are sickos.

[Saint Cornelius]

WTF?  Now I know why gays are gays.  Thanks for ruining tits for me forever. 

Dude, if that can ruin a wonderful thing such as mammaries, then you weren't that committed in the first place.

[Saint Cornelius]

Titties remind me of tumorous masses.  Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them.  It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of.  You tittyfuckers are sickos.

Just stop, TVC. Tittyfucking is AWESOME and none of your fagatronic shit is going to tell me otherwise.

[TVC15]

Titties remind me of tumorous masses.  Tittyfucking would be like putting 2 Jotaro heads next to each other and fucking them.  It would fucking be telling me about blu-ray and how the PS3 version of VF5 is still the best for whatever psycho reasons he can think of.  You tittyfuckers are sickos.

Just stop, TVC. Tittyfucking is AWESOME and none of your fagatronic shit is going to tell me otherwise.

I'm just saying, whenever you tittyfuck, you are basically fucking Jotaro and supporting the PS3 by proxy.  web proxy (since it's Jotaro and all).

[Saint Cornelius]

Yo I am NOT envisioning Jotaro the next time I spray some globes with my gobbledygook, no matter what you do.

[TVC15]

Yo I am NOT envisioning Jotaro the next time I spray some globes with my gobbledygook, no matter what you do.

Well, there's also the other issue with breasts. . .

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[Saint Cornelius]

Nope, won't work.

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