Author Topic: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars? (Read 11502 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** July 09, 2007, 05:26:35 PM »

If I had to take a guess, it would be because Jesus cursed them with an extra hole, and it is their ultimate subconscious desire to have it filled so they can finally be fully human. The problem is, of course, that this whole can only be filled for a temporary period of time, physically, so the problem is keeping it satiated while there is nothing to plug it with. So women have to create something to metaphorically fill their hole, and since women have never been good at creating art or at the sciences, they turn to that which is easy to create: lies, deceit, and dishonesty.

I think my theory is pretty solid. Indirectly, lies come from imperfection, and all deceit and dishonesty flows from the gory hole between womens' legs. Am I missing anything?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:27:16 PM »

Why do gays hate women?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:30:13 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 05:27:16 PM

Why do gays hate women?

Because they don't have vaginas.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:33:49 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 05:27:16 PM

Why do gays hate women?

I don't think we should hate women because of their curse. Blame god. I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.

tiesto · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:35:11 PM »

I thought all gays had at least one fat woman friend that has a big time crush on them.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:39:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 09, 2007, 05:33:49 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 05:27:16 PM
Why do gays hate women?

I don't think we should hate women because of their curse. Blame god. I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.

Why must you lie? You're just jealous you don't have a vagina.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:40:50 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 09, 2007, 05:39:31 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 09, 2007, 05:33:49 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 05:27:16 PM
Why do gays hate women?

I don't think we should hate women because of their curse. Blame god. I just don't think we should trust them because of their propensity for treachery.

Why must you lie? You're just jealous you don't have a vagina.

If I really wanted one, I could afford to have one installed. But why would I want to be a proprietor of mistruths?

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:41:10 PM »

I've wondered this for a while now. I think it's just 99% of the women from age 16-24 are liars.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:41:27 PM »

goddamn it I love whiteman.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:44:47 PM »

I think it's more of an issue of women being in denial.

Society and Hollywood tell them they should be pristine, romantic angels.

Nature and hormones tell them to fuck as much as possible.

So they put on a facade.

Candyflip · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:47:29 PM »

I'm more annoyed by the ridiculous need for attention, and all the bullshit that comes of it. Pathetic.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:49:22 PM »

Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:51:48 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2007, 05:49:22 PM

Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?

want me to come over and show you?

Cheebs · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:52:05 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2007, 05:49:22 PM

Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?

There is this thing called a sex change. You can have a surgery and viola!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:52:47 PM »

It doesn't ever feel like the real thing, though, right? I mean - it can't be that easy or else everyone would have them!

anongrl · « **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:52:54 PM »

funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:53:13 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2007, 05:49:22 PM

Wait, how could you even have a vagina installed?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginoplasty

Or you can do it the quick way with a Rambo knife, a Fleshlight, and some Krazy Glue.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:53:16 PM »

tvc really doesn't like women. he's such a sweet heart.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:53:53 PM »

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:52:54 PM

funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...

no it's the source of awesome. even dykes like dick.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:54:41 PM »

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:52:54 PM

funny, I thought the penis was the source of all lies...

It was nice of this little girl to come in and give us a sampling of these feminine lies.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:55:13 PM »

I never understood how women are lesbian when all they try and do is replicate intercourse with a male sex organ. Why not just sleep with guys?

anongrl · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:55:22 PM »

hey... my little black heart doesn't lie!

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2007, 05:55:13 PM

I never understood how women are lesbian when all they try and do is replicate intercourse with a male sex organ. Why not just sleep with guys?

I don't get that either.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:56:13 PM »

All women lie. You're subconsciously programmed at birth to lie. You lie and you don't know it, which is why you show no remorse. You're like machines. That bleed every month.

anongrl · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:56:54 PM »

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:55:22 PM

hey... my little black heart doesn't lie!

I wonder the same thing about why bulldykes exist. Like... I can totally see wanting a hot woman, but why do I want an ugly woman who looks like a man? wtf..

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:58:23 PM »

You quoted yourself. God, you're so conceited. Just like a woman!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:02:25 PM »

Bitch should be knocking out babies barefoot instead of fucking with the innertubes! Am I rite fellas?

Cyanista · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:03:54 PM »

Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real. 4'realreal.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:04:37 PM »

@ this thread

Mandark · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:03:54 PM

Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

To be fair, some women ARE Jews.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:05:03 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:03:54 PM

Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real. 4'realreal.

OH YOU'RE A FUCKING THIEF TOO!

WHAT THE FUCK!
I'VE BEEN SAYING FO' REAL REAL ON THIS FORUM FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND DO THAT! IT IS MINE! MINE!

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anongrl · « **Reply #31 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:05:15 PM »

man I am making an ass out of myself today...

being ditzy doesn't make me a liar!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:05:20 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:03:54 PM

Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

I don't think anyone accused women of being Jewish, I mean that's just uncalled for

fucking Mandark!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:06:03 PM »

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:05:15 PM

being ditzy doesn't make me a liar!

no, being female does. pay attention!

Mandark · « **Reply #34 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:06:35 PM »

By a whole 22 seconds, Corney!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:06:41 PM »

trreacherous daughters of eve and painted jezebels, every last of 'em!

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:07:48 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:03:54 PM

Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real. 4'realreal.

Both men and women have the ability to lie due to their assholes. Women just have it worse because of the extra gap, and the fact that they are unable to create anything good or worthwhile to fill their physical and human incompleteness.

anongrl · « **Reply #37 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:08:59 PM »

The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:09:07 PM »

i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:10:02 PM »

men are stupid just as women are liars. this is how fucking happens.

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:10:37 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 09, 2007, 06:09:07 PM

i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD

I think that word may have popped up a few times during the 4th of July celebration. Actually, it's one of the tamer things from that day that she could be repeating.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:10:48 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 09, 2007, 06:09:07 PM

i asked my daughter, who turned three today, why her gender is a lying treacherous one. she said SIANNY IS NOT A WETBACK, DADDY IS A WETBACK. besides being a liar, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE LEARN THAT WORD

i should probably quit teaching her racist phrases

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:11:05 PM »

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:08:59 PM

The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....

You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?

Mupepe · « **Reply #43 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:11:05 PM

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:08:59 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....

You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?

it technically could be if she was pregnant

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:11:05 PM

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:08:59 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....

You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?

She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #45 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:12:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 09, 2007, 06:12:25 PM

She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!

Goddamn it people, stop fucking up my punchlines

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:13:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 09, 2007, 06:12:25 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:11:05 PM
Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:08:59 PM
The boobs and the glory hole must make up for it though... I've never had a whole lot of difficulty finding boys willing to talk to me even though I am such an evil liar... weird....

You did not just refer to your vagina as a glory hole, did you?

She's ruining real glory holes for me, Corny!

anongrl · « **Reply #47 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:14:38 PM »

Yes. Yes I did. Good things can happen there... but if the glory hole were to be all clogged up with a baby... I don't know if it would be glorious anymore... ew.

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:14:43 PM »

I imagine that Corny is behind every wall when I am there. Unless the person on the other side is clearly obese. Then I pretend it is Wobe.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:15:30 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 09, 2007, 06:14:43 PM

I imagine that Corny is behind every wall when I am there. Unless the person on the other side is clearly obese. Then I pretend it is Wobe.

No need to pretend.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #50 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:16:55 PM »

could you imagine casually sauntering into your public restroom of choice, pulling out your rapidly engorging member, and approaching the hole in the stall wall -- when suddenly, you have second thoughts. concerned, you look into the hole, and on the other side is NOT a pair of eager messican maxillofacial features, but instead a woman's HAM AND CHEESE PITA, suppurating wetly!

anongrl · « **Reply #51 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:18:18 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 09, 2007, 06:16:55 PM

HAM AND CHEESE PITA

Omg

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #52 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:18:40 PM »

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:14:38 PM

Yes. Yes I did. Good things can happen there... but if the glory hole were to be all clogged up with a baby... I don't know if it would be glorious anymore... ew.

You need to hit up urbandictionary or something. I already feel horrible for corrupting your young mind with the definition of bukkake, you're on your own for this one.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:19:19 PM »

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:18:18 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 09, 2007, 06:16:55 PM
HAM AND CHEESE PITA

Omg

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Cyanista · « **Reply #54 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:19:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 09, 2007, 06:07:48 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:03:54 PM
Everyone lies, especially men who say women are liars and jews.

This is common knowledge.

I, however, am realer than real. 4'realreal.

Both men and women have the ability to lie due to their assholes. Women just have it worse because of the extra gap, and the fact that they are unable to create anything good or worthwhile to fill their physical and human incompleteness.

I know. We keep TRYING to create good things, but they keep growing up into you assholes. Hurry that genetic countdown to extinction along please.

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:20:31 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 09, 2007, 06:19:19 PM

Quote from: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:18:18 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 09, 2007, 06:16:55 PM
HAM AND CHEESE PITA

Omg
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Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:21:37 PM »

TVC, did you ever uh, hit the female skins before you knew they weren't right for you? Serious question.

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:23:17 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:21:37 PM

TVC, did you ever uh, hit the female skins before you knew they weren't right for you? Serious question.

Yes, although I think I knew/suspected/whatever I was gay beforehand. Teenager in highschool thing, you know. And also while wasted a few times afterwards.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:24:27 PM »

Did you find it disgusting?

TVC15 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 09, 2007, 06:25:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:24:27 PM

Did you find it disgusting?

Well, I made a related GAF post yesterday:

Quote

I hear that. I find the vagina totally repugnant. You could cut a slit in someone's lower gut, stick your hand directly into their viscera, and it would pretty much feel like a vagina. I don't like the idea of having sex with intestines, so I naturally tend to shy away from women. I also find an abnormal amount of them have obnoxious personalities, or to put it more nicely, albeit vague in a way I think most dudes can understand, I cannot make -Pimpwerx the taco with the philosophical (or psychological if you prefer to like the science words)differences that the female mind generally has in comparison to the male mind.

Also, the word filter that changes p.eace to -Pimpwerx is a taco is lame. Remove that shit, Willco.

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Author Topic: Let's have a serious discussion-age: Why are all women liars? (Read 11502 times)