THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 12:12:34 AM
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Will says:
THIS WOMAN IS SO AWFUL
Will says:
Viva Pinata Minigames : (
Ryan says:
maybe if we're lucky 360 will get killzone 2
Ryan says:
right? lol
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Will says:
Every time I sell a Wii
Will says:
I feel like a part of my soul has been chipped off
Doug says:
you are handing out numbers at gaming's auschwitz
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:lol
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Magneto is going to kick Willco's ass.
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JOE says:
Haha, HALF OF ALL CONSUMER SPENDING IS ON 360
JOE says:
FACT.
Bob says:
haah what
Bob says:
that doesnt even make sense
JOE says:
Half of all consumer (videogame) spending is on 360
JOE says:
Apparently.
Bob says:
how
JOE says:
According to Moore.
Bob says:
must be some new math
Bob says:
I love 360 but goddamn
JOE says:
Hardware + Software + Accessories = ? > Wii + PS3
Bob says:
Hardware + Software + Accessories + Replacement Units ?> Wii+PS3
JOE says:
hahah
Bob says:
SHH
Bob says:
I DIDNT SAY THAT
JOE says:
ME NEITHER
JOE says:
Peter Moore is now saying that MADDEN + HALO + GTA = PSTRIPLE R.I.P.
Bob says:
but GTA is on PS3
JOE says:
But Xbox has GTA and Madden AND HALO
JOE says:
Plus GTA has exclusive content
Bob says:
cause they're only good if you own all three at once
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Will says:
It has a new controller too!
Will says:
It looks like a Wiimote
Will says:
Without motion sensitive stuff
Ryan says:
oh god, gaming is dead
Ryan says:
so what does it do, aside from go up an asshole
Will says:
It has buttons
Ryan says:
lots of "things" have buttons
Ryan says:
by "things" I mean DILDOS
Will says:
It looks like Playskool's My First Controller.
Ryan says:
whats it for?
Ryan says:
aside from assholes
Will says:
Scene It?
Ryan says:
whats Scene It
Will says:
Movie trivia game
Will says:
Haha, 360 exclusive Naruto playing now
Will says:
With whacky Jappy music playing
Ryan says:
Oh, can I write in questions?
Ryan says:
"Whats the shittiest movie that ever shittied?"
Ryan says:
"Transformers"
Will says:
hahah
Will says:
I will pick NO by pressing the big red button on my Wiimote er 360 Controller
Ryan says:
haha
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Will says:
omg
Will says:
REGGIE BUSH
Will says:
Haha, nobody is clapping
Will says:
Except the dude on stage
Ryan says:
haha
Ryan says:
well he's supposed to
Will says:
Gaming nerds are like, "Who the fuck is this?"
Ryan says:
I bet if he came on stage dressed as a giant vagina he would get the same reaction
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Will says:
omg
Will says:
Reggie Bush just said, "I got to watch you - these microsoft guys like to cheat!"
Ryan says:
OH NO THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT UNO!
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Marathon: Durandel on XBLA :)
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Will says:
Lost Oddysey actually has decent English VA
Doug says:
it's ODYSSEY you Jew
Ryan says:
lol
Doug says:
Lorne Lanning has killed the language
Will says:
I AM TYPING FAST
Will says:
NO ROOM FOR SPELLING
Ryan says:
I guess they dont check to see if youre legal at gamestop eh willco
Dane McGowan says:
we hold our reports to a higher calibur
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Will says:
MULTIPLAYER AREAN
Will says:
ARENA
Will says:
Wow
Will says:
CliffyB sucks at Gears of War
Ryan says:
he's too busy making UT maps
Will says:
I can't believe they just fucked over 360 owners
Will says:
We just made Gears of War, plus doubled the single player campaign, with editors and more multiplayer
Will says:
FUCK U ALL
Doug says:
"hay guys i made this map that's like a giant maze with all these lights i called it RAGNARAPE_69"
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Will says:
hahahah
McWild says:
Splinter Cell! Yes please
Will says:
GTAIV boo
McWild says:
Oops all the footage was off 360s
Will says:
PS3 version doesn't work
McWild says:
PS3 version has no textures
Ryan says:
haha
Ryan says:
PS3 version uses voxels
Doug says:
CELL does not rouse itself for mere TEXTURES
Dane McGowan says:
charlieoscardelta got whiskeytangofoxtrotted
Will says:
GTA IV and Halo and Madden will make Xbox 360 as rich as third world country
Doug says:
CELL renders each texel in a unique four-dimensional color space
Dane McGowan says:
I'll just get GTA IV on my PS3!
Dane McGowan says:
CELL uses superstring intersections
McWild says:
GTA4 on PS3 will have the two new episodes already on the Blu-Ray bo bo bo bo
Dane McGowan says:
it combines the six minor dimensions in unique harmonics to create a unique gameplay experience in our four-dimensional space
Doug says:
CELL is a SHOGGOTH
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McWild says:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! RESIDENT EVIL IS IN KENYA
McWild says:
BLACK ZOMBIES
Will says:
AFRICA
Will says:
EBOLA ZOMBIES
Will says:
THEY ALL HAVE AIDS
Dane McGowan says:
HOODOO
McWild says:
I didn't know that, I must be behind the times
Will says:
All ingame footage!
McWild says:
THAT HOODOO THAT YOU DONE DOO
Doug says:
THEY GOT THE ZOMBO-AIDS FROM FUCKING THE UMBRELLA MONKEYS
Will says:
ALL INGAME FOOTAGE
Will says:
ALL ON 360
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Dane McGowan says:
oh jade-sama
Dane McGowan says:
I'd like to jade her raymond. I mean assassinate her creed. I mean ubi her soft bits.
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Me: So, uh, where were the shocking announcements? Halo 3 and Resident Evil 5 were cool, but we knew about them already. I guess Mass Effect releasing this November is sweet, but where was that "OH MY GOD" moment we were all expecting?
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Me: So isn't Distantmantra just a big ol Sony Fanboy? Wonder what he thinks about the Microsoft Conference. I bet its fair and balanced.
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Me: So isn't Distantmantra just a big ol Sony Fanboy? Wonder what he thinks about the Microsoft Conference. I bet its fair and balanced.
I'm not a Sony Fanboy, I'm all over the 360 for Blue Dragon, Lost Odyssey and Mass Effect. I really wanted to see something we didn't know about.
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I don't always need to be surprised, if anyone NEEDS to surprise me right now its Sony.
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the new E3 is gonna be pretty muted this year. most of the good shit's gonna get kept back for individual announcements later in the year.
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I don't always need to be surprised, if anyone NEEDS to surprise me right now its Sony.
Oh, I agree, Sony needs to knock one out of the park tomorrow. They have a long ways to go to gain people's trust.