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MrAngryFace

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Talkin bout E3 YO!
« on: July 11, 2007, 12:12:34 AM »
Will says:
THIS WOMAN IS SO AWFUL

Will says:
Viva Pinata Minigames : (

Ryan says:
maybe if we're lucky 360 will get killzone 2

Ryan says:
right? lol
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 12:14:28 AM »
Will says:
Every time I sell a Wii

Will says:
I feel like a part of my soul has been chipped off

Doug says:
you are handing out numbers at gaming's auschwitz
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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 12:15:55 AM »
 :lol
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 12:16:18 AM »
Magneto is going to kick Willco's ass.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 12:22:38 AM »
JOE says:
Haha, HALF OF ALL CONSUMER SPENDING IS ON 360

JOE says:
FACT.

Bob says:
haah what

Bob says:
that doesnt even make sense

JOE says:
Half of all consumer (videogame) spending is on 360

JOE says:
Apparently.

Bob says:
how

JOE says:
According to Moore.

Bob says:
must be some new math

Bob says:
I love 360 but goddamn

JOE says:
Hardware + Software + Accessories = ? > Wii + PS3

Bob says:
Hardware + Software + Accessories + Replacement Units ?> Wii+PS3

JOE says:
hahah

Bob says:
SHH

Bob says:
I DIDNT SAY THAT

JOE says:
ME NEITHER

JOE says:
Peter Moore is now saying that MADDEN + HALO + GTA = PSTRIPLE R.I.P.

Bob says:
but GTA is on PS3

JOE says:
But Xbox has GTA and Madden AND HALO

JOE says:
Plus GTA has exclusive content

Bob says:
cause they're only good if you own all three at once
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 12:25:55 AM »
Will says:
It has a new controller too!

Will says:
It looks like a Wiimote

Will says:
Without motion sensitive stuff

Ryan says:
oh god, gaming is dead

Ryan says:
so what does it do, aside from go up an asshole

Will says:
It has buttons

Ryan says:
lots of "things" have buttons

Ryan says:
by "things" I mean DILDOS

Will says:
It looks like Playskool's My First Controller.

Ryan says:
whats it for?

Ryan says:
aside from assholes

Will says:
Scene It?

Ryan says:
whats Scene It

Will says:
Movie trivia game

Will says:
Haha, 360 exclusive Naruto playing now

Will says:
With whacky Jappy music playing

Ryan says:
Oh, can I write in questions?

Ryan says:
"Whats the shittiest movie that ever shittied?"

Ryan says:
"Transformers"

Will says:
hahah

Will says:
I will pick NO by pressing the big red button on my Wiimote er 360 Controller

Ryan says:
haha
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 12:27:36 AM »
Will says:
omg

Will says:
REGGIE BUSH

Will says:
Haha, nobody is clapping

Will says:
Except the dude on stage

Ryan says:
haha

Ryan says:
well he's supposed to

Will says:
Gaming nerds are like, "Who the fuck is this?"

Ryan says:
I bet if he came on stage dressed as a giant vagina he would get the same reaction
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2007, 12:28:08 AM »
Will says:
omg

Will says:
Reggie Bush just said, "I got to watch you - these microsoft guys like to cheat!"

Ryan says:
OH NO THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT UNO!
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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2007, 12:36:21 AM »
Marathon: Durandel on XBLA :)
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2007, 12:47:12 AM »
Will says:
Lost Oddysey actually has decent English VA

Doug says:
it's ODYSSEY you Jew

Ryan says:
lol

Doug says:
Lorne Lanning has killed the language

Will says:
I AM TYPING FAST

Will says:
NO ROOM FOR SPELLING

Ryan says:
I guess they dont check to see if youre legal at gamestop eh willco

Dane McGowan says:
we hold our reports to a higher calibur
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 12:52:44 AM »
Will says:
MULTIPLAYER AREAN

Will says:
ARENA

Will says:
Wow

Will says:
CliffyB sucks at Gears of War

Ryan says:
he's too busy making UT maps

Will says:
I can't believe they just fucked over 360 owners

Will says:
We just made Gears of War, plus doubled the single player campaign, with editors and more multiplayer

Will says:
FUCK U ALL

Doug says:
"hay guys i made this map that's like a giant maze with all these lights i called it RAGNARAPE_69"
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 01:06:20 AM »
Will says:
hahahah

McWild says:
Splinter Cell! Yes please

Will says:
GTAIV boo

McWild says:
Oops all the footage was off 360s

Will says:
PS3 version doesn't work

McWild says:
PS3 version has no textures

Ryan says:

haha
Ryan says:
PS3 version uses voxels

Doug says:
CELL does not rouse itself for mere TEXTURES

Dane McGowan says:
charlieoscardelta got whiskeytangofoxtrotted

Will says:
GTA IV and Halo and Madden will make Xbox 360 as rich as third world country

Doug says:
CELL renders each texel in a unique four-dimensional color space

Dane McGowan says:
I'll just get GTA IV on my PS3!

Dane McGowan says:
CELL uses superstring intersections

McWild says:
GTA4 on PS3 will have the two new episodes already on the Blu-Ray bo bo bo bo

Dane McGowan says:
it combines the six minor dimensions in unique harmonics to create a unique gameplay experience in our four-dimensional space

Doug says:
CELL is a SHOGGOTH
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 01:09:14 AM »
McWild says:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! RESIDENT EVIL IS IN KENYA

McWild says:
BLACK ZOMBIES
     
Will says:
AFRICA

Will says:
EBOLA ZOMBIES

Will says:
THEY ALL HAVE AIDS

Dane McGowan says:
HOODOO

McWild says:
I didn't know that, I must be behind the times

Will says:
All ingame footage!

McWild says:
THAT HOODOO THAT YOU DONE DOO

Doug says:
THEY GOT THE ZOMBO-AIDS FROM FUCKING THE UMBRELLA MONKEYS

Will says:
ALL INGAME FOOTAGE

Will says:
ALL ON 360
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 01:11:49 AM »
Dane McGowan says:
oh jade-sama

Dane McGowan says:
I'd like to jade her raymond. I mean assassinate her creed. I mean ubi her soft bits.
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Mr. Gundam

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 01:33:13 AM »
Me: So, uh, where were the shocking announcements? Halo 3 and Resident Evil 5 were cool, but we knew about them already. I guess Mass Effect releasing this November is sweet, but where was that "OH MY GOD" moment we were all expecting?
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2007, 01:34:28 AM »
Me: So isn't Distantmantra just a big ol Sony Fanboy? Wonder what he thinks about the Microsoft Conference. I bet its fair and balanced.
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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2007, 01:36:13 AM »
Quote from: Lil' Slugger on July 11, 2007, 01:34:28 AM
Me: So isn't Distantmantra just a big ol Sony Fanboy? Wonder what he thinks about the Microsoft Conference. I bet its fair and balanced.

I'm not a Sony Fanboy, I'm all over the 360 for Blue Dragon, Lost Odyssey and Mass Effect. I really wanted to see something we didn't know about.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2007, 01:37:03 AM »
I don't always need to be surprised, if anyone NEEDS to surprise me right now its Sony.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2007, 01:37:29 AM »
the new E3 is gonna be pretty muted this year. most of the good shit's gonna get kept back for individual announcements later in the year.
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Re: Talkin bout E3 YO!
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2007, 01:39:03 AM »
Quote from: Lil' Slugger on July 11, 2007, 01:37:03 AM
I don't always need to be surprised, if anyone NEEDS to surprise me right now its Sony.

Oh, I agree, Sony needs to knock one out of the park tomorrow. They have a long ways to go to gain people's trust.
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