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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on July 12, 2007, 12:10:21 AM

Title: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: TVC15 on July 12, 2007, 12:10:21 AM
Why did none of you assholes tell me this?  They fixed Trix!

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In 1992 Trix replaced the original round ball shape with fruit-shaped pieces. Four new fruit shapes and colors were added over the years: Grapity purple (1980-1995), Lime green (1991), Wildberry blue (1998-2006), and Watermelon (1999). In 1995, the cereal pieces were given a brighter and more colorful look. It should be noted, however, that the different "fruits" in the cereal between 1992 and 2006 all share the same flavor. Recently in 2007 Trix has replaced their fruit shaped pieced with the original round ball shape. [1]

Trix is back, bitches.

http://cerealbuzz.com/2007/02/17/trix-balls-confirmed/

Fuck you pussy cereals

(http://cerealbuzz.com/images/newtrixballs.jpg)

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It looked and tasted just like classic Trix, pre-1992. A small victory has been won. I did indeed take the day off to celebrate, just as any self-made cereal-lovin’ individual should.

Fuck you nintendo
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 12, 2007, 12:17:19 AM
I can enjoy a bowl of Trix in the morning and then work it off in the afternoon with WiiFit.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 12, 2007, 12:28:12 AM
Do cereal shapes really matter?
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: TVC15 on July 12, 2007, 12:29:47 AM
Do cereal shapes really matter?

Yes.  The flavor of the bastard fruit-shaped pieces was different.

Just look at these comments:

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Ash says:

I think the shapes should be back to normal I hate the ball shape now.. my little sister doesn’t even want to buy them now cause she liked looking at the shape of fruit in her bowl.

Comment by Ash
June 10th, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

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Ashhater says:

FUCK YOU ASH, DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT THE BALLS. I’M GONNA MAKE U PAY FOR WHAT U SAID.

Comment by Ashhater
July 11th, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

That last quote, er, may or may not be by, uh, someone that uh, posts here.



Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 12, 2007, 02:10:17 AM
Im currently living off of Special K, Rice Chex, Cheerios, and Tea. I try and sneak in a sandwich when I can.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Candyflip on July 12, 2007, 02:13:32 AM
Fuck you white boy. Bring back the shapes. MM I LOVE COLORED BALLS
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Stocky on July 12, 2007, 02:23:36 AM
Im currently living off of Special K, Rice Chex, Cheerios, and Tea. I try and sneak in a sandwich when I can.

And booze. You forgot that.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Mupepe on July 12, 2007, 02:45:04 AM
Do cereal shapes really matter?

Yes.  The flavor of the bastard fruit-shaped pieces was different.

Just look at these comments:

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Ash says:

I think the shapes should be back to normal I hate the ball shape now.. my little sister doesn’t even want to buy them now cause she liked looking at the shape of fruit in her bowl.

Comment by Ash
June 10th, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

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Ashhater says:

FUCK YOU ASH, DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT THE BALLS. I’M GONNA MAKE U PAY FOR WHAT U SAID.

Comment by Ashhater
July 11th, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

That last quote, er, may or may not be by, uh, someone that uh, posts here.




:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: xnikki118x on July 12, 2007, 04:02:39 AM
There is CHEX at my house. Too bad the only milk we have is 2%. *emo tearz*

My dad's a diabetic so I grew up on skim milk, pretty much. Anything else is too thick and yucky for me. Kinda like regular soda. Too rich.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 12, 2007, 04:05:18 AM
I luuuurve me some cereal, but too much dairy fucks with my stomach.  I guess I could go the soy or rice milk route, but it doesn't have the same taste as when I was a kid. 

 :'(
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: FatalT on July 12, 2007, 05:26:10 AM
I can't do dairy because it messes with me. I have some sort of reaction to it. My neck starts itching and for some reason everytime I swallow, I swallow the little dangly thing in the back of my throat. Hurts like a bitch.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: The Sceneman on July 12, 2007, 05:29:35 AM
There is CHEX at my house. Too bad the only milk we have is 2%. *emo tearz*

My dad's a diabetic so I grew up on skim milk, pretty much. Anything else is too thick and yucky for me. Kinda like regular soda. Too rich.

I find if you have tasty cereal low fat milk isnt really an issue. Full Cream Milk :elephant
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Yeti on July 12, 2007, 11:42:08 AM
I grew up on skim milk too, and whenever I drink whole milk I can swear I can taste tiny lumps in it.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: TVC15 on July 12, 2007, 01:07:12 PM
I luuuurve me some cereal, but too much dairy fucks with my stomach.  I guess I could go the soy or rice milk route, but it doesn't have the same taste as when I was a kid. 

 :'(

I used to curse my parents for only getting skim milk, but now I understand why.  Since hitting 24 or so, every time I consume non-skim, my butt explodes.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Tauntaun on July 12, 2007, 01:19:49 PM
I luuuurve me some cereal, but too much dairy fucks with my stomach.  I guess I could go the soy or rice milk route, but it doesn't have the same taste as when I was a kid. 

 :'(

I used to curse my parents for only getting skim milk, but now I understand why.  Since hitting 24 or so, every time I consume non-skim, my butt explodes.

Please buy a carton of D milk, drink then film the results, if you can't film it audio will suffice.   :-*
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: drohne on July 13, 2007, 04:01:09 AM
it TASTES like classic trix too? the palate-lacerating fruit shapes were bad enough, but trix really died for me when they went to a faintly peanut buttery flavor. the old tangy spheres were great -- you could eat them out of the box, and if you sucked on them they would implode. i'm going to the supermarket right now.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Mandark on July 13, 2007, 04:05:18 AM
Did anyone like the Trix commercials back in the day?  I remember there being a very strong pro-rabbit consensus when I was a kid.

I think that ad campaign misjudged the audience's sympathies as badly as anything that comes to mind, including the current Justin Long Mac commercials.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2007, 04:07:22 AM
Did anyone like the Trix commercials back in the day?  I remember there being a very strong pro-rabbit consensus when I was a kid.

I think that ad campaign misjudged the audience's sympathies as badly as anything that comes to mind, including the current Justin Long Mac commercials.

Those little kids were such fucking assholes.  All day in elementary school we were pounded in the heads and asses about the virtues of sharing, but CAPITALISM TOLD US OTHERWISE.  I think Trix commercials have more to do with the rise of mainstream Randianism than a thousand dotcom booms.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: Ichirou on July 13, 2007, 04:07:54 AM
I remember there was one ad campaign where they ran a voting contest to let the viewers choose the ending (to be shown at a later date) - would the rabbit get the Trix, or would the kids get it?  I believe the rabbit won by an OVERWHELMING majority.

I always hated those kids who wouldn't let the poor rabbit eat the cereal.
Title: Re: Cereal isn't for Nintendo homos anymore: Trix is back to the BALLS
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 13, 2007, 07:04:09 AM
SILLY RABBIT!  TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!


Selfish fuckers.