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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on July 25, 2007, 03:47:40 PM

Title: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Mupepe on July 25, 2007, 03:47:40 PM: So, I'm attracted to this girl at my bank with a lazy eye. she's really cute. But I dunno. I think Imma ask her out.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Tigerriot on July 25, 2007, 03:48:51 PM: A lazy eye can be a pretty distracting thing, I just had to work with a guy for a few months with a really bad one.

But, if you're looking for love, and she's really cute and cool, it may be worth it.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Mupepe on July 25, 2007, 03:50:37 PM: What if we get married and she starts posting here and pokes through my post history and sees this thread? shit!
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: thekavorka on July 25, 2007, 08:14:52 PM: you're attracted to Tmac?
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: abrader on July 25, 2007, 08:18:53 PM: Not at all - as long as someone makes me feel good ya kno?

She could be cute - put an eye patch on her.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 25, 2007, 08:26:50 PM: Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 08:18:53 PM
Not at all - as long as someone makes me feel good ya kno?

She could be cute - put an eye patch on her.

lol.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2007, 08:32:52 PM: Nah, webbed toes is a deal-breaker
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 25, 2007, 08:49:58 PM: Quote from: thekavorka on July 25, 2007, 08:14:52 PM
you're attracted to Tmac?

(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/tmacpissed.gif)
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 25, 2007, 09:00:13 PM: this thread fills me with sadness. yo, us magikal eyed mofos need love too :'(
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Tauntaun on July 25, 2007, 09:01:24 PM: just punch her in the head to knock her eye back in the correct position! :punch

after you do make sure to make this face though: :-*
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2007, 09:03:37 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on July 25, 2007, 09:01:24 PM
just punch her in the head to knock her eye back in the correct position! :punch

after you do make sure to make this face though: :-*

I wanna get plastic surgery to make my face like that. Nobody could hate you.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Tauntaun on July 25, 2007, 09:04:07 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on July 25, 2007, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on July 25, 2007, 09:01:24 PM
just punch her in the head to knock her eye back in the correct position! :punch

after you do make sure to make this face though: :-*

I wanna get plastic surgery to make my face like that. Nobody could hate you.

like I could hate you anyways :heart
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2007, 09:05:14 PM: :-*
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:06:17 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 25, 2007, 09:00:13 PM
this thread fills me with sadness. yo, us magikal eyed mofos need love too :'(
it could be worse - someone could have said your hair looks like sodster smith
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 25, 2007, 09:08:18 PM: Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:06:17 PM
it could be worse - someone could have said your hair looks like sodster smith

what the fuck? i've lived all this time with ginger, nappy ass hair and now THIS?

who the fuck is sodster smith?
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:09:09 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 25, 2007, 09:08:18 PM
Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:06:17 PM
it could be worse - someone could have said your hair looks like sodster smith

what the fuck? i've lived all this time with ginger, nappy ass hair and now THIS?

who the fuck is sodster smith?

no someone said my hair looks like robby smith

thats worse than someone bein gay about yer eye
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 25, 2007, 09:15:17 PM: Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:09:09 PM
no someone said my hair looks like robby smith

thats worse than someone bein gay about yer eye

:lol

I pretty much learned to play the drums by following the one drum beat on The Cure's "Pornography" so I can't hate. But yeah, being compared to Bob is not awesome.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Mupepe on July 25, 2007, 09:19:29 PM: who unlocked this? bastards.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: abrader on July 26, 2007, 12:38:26 AM: Are you going to make your girl whear a chastity eyepatch mueppe?

She has to unlock it with a key for anyone to get at her socket ;)
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: FatalT on July 26, 2007, 12:41:37 AM: Bail out.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 26, 2007, 12:44:28 AM: I don't like all the hate in this thread. Rolling, hating, etc.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: xnikki118x on July 26, 2007, 12:57:02 AM: I have a lazy eye. You can't really tell I don't think, but yeah. I used to wear an eye patch when I was a kid. Not to school thankfully, but at home watching TV and stuff.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 26, 2007, 02:23:52 AM: I went out with a girl with a lazy eye for a while and it was horribly distracting
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: littlemathletics on July 26, 2007, 02:28:25 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on July 25, 2007, 08:32:52 PM
Nah, webbed toes is a deal-breaker

Bollocks to you. I have webbed toes.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: aoi tsuki on July 26, 2007, 06:32:56 AM: i dated a girl with Bell's Palsy once. Her right eye didn't open fully, at least not compared to her left. i didn't even notice it after a while.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 08:15:03 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on July 26, 2007, 12:57:02 AM
I have a lazy eye. You can't really tell I don't think, but yeah. I used to wear an eye patch when I was a kid. Not to school thankfully, but at home watching TV and stuff.
really? wow. imma ask her out then cuz you're pretty much perfect :heart
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 26, 2007, 08:16:22 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 25, 2007, 08:49:58 PM
Quote from: thekavorka on July 25, 2007, 08:14:52 PM
you're attracted to Tmac?

(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/tmacpissed.gif)

:rofl

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 26, 2007, 12:57:02 AM
I have a lazy eye. You can't really tell I don't think, but yeah. I used to wear an eye patch when I was a kid. Not to school thankfully, but at home watching TV and stuff.

Thats seriously fucken awesome :lol . xnikki118xx:HARDCORE. Now I'ma think of you as some sort of street fighter with an eye patch.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: bud on July 26, 2007, 08:28:45 AM: girls with toes that are bigger than their big toe, ugh.

i saw this girl who looked really good and she was wearing flip-flops. now this was class-a material but her middle toes (!!!!) were bigger than her big toe :-\
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 26, 2007, 08:32:48 AM: Quote from: bud on July 26, 2007, 08:28:45 AM
girls with toes that are bigger than their big toe, ugh.

Doesn't whiteACID have this going on? :rofl
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 26, 2007, 10:53:28 AM: Heather Graham, hot and lazy eye.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Robo on July 26, 2007, 11:54:35 AM: I don't really have anything to say, I just want you to consider this:

(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J2EA0U.01-A2Y624Y5TXKSKI._SCLZZZZZZZ_V40831493_.jpg)
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 02:48:39 PM: I went to the bank today and she wasn't there. I probably won't go back for two weeks now until I get paid again. I was looking forward to it.
Title: Re: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker?
Post by: BlackMage on July 26, 2007, 03:14:11 PM: when you do her, surprise her with a squirt right into her good eye to even things out.

then she'll have that whole, Renée Zellweger thing going on.